First Person Shooter (Jason Todd x Reader)
@cuddles-for-cassie : “it’s Kori and I have a challenge for you! Write a drabble of Jason with this sentence: ‘I can’t believe you did that.’”
Schninner: Err… I tried to make this fluffy, but I think it turned out really cheesy, sorry!
(Reader is a girl)
Warnings: again, probably some grammar mistakes, so if you’re easily triggered by improper grammar, do not read.
Word count: 499
The sounds of gunshots sounded throughout your tiny apartment.
Your boyfriend Jason Todd’s voice rang out in panic.
“[F/N], I swear to the gods, if you kill me, I’m breaking up with you!”
A devious smile spread over your face, “I’m sorry Jay, but I have to, I can’t tarnish my reputation! I would be considered a softy if I let you live!”
Jason let out a grunt of frustration, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration and his mouth formed into a scowl.
“I’m not kidding [F/N]! I will get a divorce! “
“Well it’s a good thing we aren’t married!”
The finishing shot sounded through your living room. Jason eyes grew wide in disbelief as the words on the TV screen flashed “Game over. [F/N] wins! Jay Bird Loses! “ he dropped his remote on the ground and groaned.
You on the other hand, were pumped. As soon as you beat Jason, you had jumped up from the couch and did a small little victory dance.
“Ah Yes! Eat virtual lead ‘Jay bird’!”
“I can’t believe you did that.” Jason said, his face dead serious.
“You killed me, my own girlfriend killed me.”
You rolled your eyes, “Come on Jay, don’t be such a drama queen.”
“That’s it,” he said, he turned toward you, his face dead serious, “[F/N] [L/N], we are getting a divorce.”
You crossed your arms, “Jay, hun, again, we aren’t married.”
“Well not anymore. Remember, the divorce?” a small smile made it’s way across his face.
You mirrored his smile and played along, you let out an overly dramatic gasp and contorted your face into one of shock. “Oh no! My dearest Jay bird, the love of my life, whatever can I do to win back your love and trust?”
His smile widened more, and you plopped back down beside him on the couch, with a look of mocked despair.
“Well… you could let me me win…?”
The mask of a heartbroken lover that you wore immediately disappeared, replaced with fits of laughter. Jason’s eyes widened slightly in surprise at your sudden outburst. Once you finally got yourself together, you sat back up, with a big goofy grin on your face, you leaned over and gave your boyfriend a short sweet kiss on his lips. You parted and looked lovingly in his blue eyes.
“Oh Jay, I love you, but that’s never going to happen.”
You kissed him lightly on his nose, before hopping over the side of the couch.
“Now, do you want some popcorn to eat away your shame while we watch stranger things? Or do you just want to wallow in your failure?”
“Yeah, sure, I’ll have some popcorn.”
Your lighthearted teasing placed a grin on Jason’s face as he watched you grab a bag of popcorn and put it in the microwave. Sure you constantly teased each other and you would always destroy him in video games, but he loved you, and he wouldn’t have it any other way.