this is for my art comprehensive!

Some Quotes From my Art History Professor:
  • “Caravaggio was the BEST renaissance painter, because he knew his shit.  Literally.  Look at this painting, he’s painted shit on everything, even Saint Peter!”
  • “For those of you fortunate enough to Not grow up catholic, a baptism is where you mist a baby like an orchid to keep it from going to hell.”
  • “You get Extra Credit for you eerily comprehensive knowledge of Muppets.  Now stop talking.”
  • “GOD I love flying buttresses.  They’re so melodramatic!”
  • “I don’t call him “Da Vinci” because that means “From Vinci”.  That’s like calling Steve “Of Greeley” instead of his real name and that’s just rude.  And not just because Greeley is Awful.”
  • “Michelangelo was really depressed because his job sucked.  Also because he was a bit of a douche, but mostly the job.  He should have been doing literally anything else.”
  • “Everything can be improved with a Simpson’s reference!”
  • “Send me Memes, I like having recent content in my lectures.”
    *Next day* “Stop sending me memes. Please.”
  • *whilst angrily pointing at a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* “The Turtles have all their names mixed up for their personalities and frankly that’s embarrassing.  The techie should be Leo, the Flirt should be Raphael, The Boring Leader Dude should be Donatello and the angry one should be Carvaggio because that asshole literally spent his life drunk, fighting people and blackmailing cardinals.  Carvaggio was the BEST.”
  • “I could have studied in Rome. I could be trying to match boxes of broken dicks to statuary.  Instead of dicks I have you assholes.”
  • “Warhol was, as you young people say, A Troll.  The art is not the Art, the Outrage is the Art.  Which is kind of a Dick Move, which we old people say too.”
  • “Remember Kids- mental illness and heavy metal poisoning are not actually substitutes for Talent and Hard Work! Get therapy and don’t drink your paint water!”

Too soft,,,, too soft

hey it’s ur boi here to fuck with your culinary-based perception of fruits

“where do strawberries fit in” WELL strawberries aren’t true fruits. Their seeds are the fruit (achenes) but the flesh is derived from other parts of the flower base. Blackberries and raspberries also aren’t berries - they’re clusters of individual drupes. Pineapples and mulberries aren’t simple fruits either - they’re both formed from many separate flowers whose fruits grow together. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This isn’t 100% comprehensive but covers most classifications. No ref links this time as all the content came from my NYBG Plant Morphology coursework.

Link to a larger version

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some people on twitter were saying they had no idea where to start with designing steampunk shit for their taz:nights designs, so i decided to do some research and make a little guide as a jumping off point. 

By no means a comprehensive guide, just a bunch of observations i’ve made on what i could find by digging around through google

[please don’t repost anywhere else] 

emilee-404  asked:

Hi! I want to draw people with a lot of emotion captured, but I don't really know how to do it so that the viewer feels something. I want to show more emotion, I guess? (This was really unclear, I know :0) Thank you so much!

What a great question, @everchangingotps​!

I think studying anatomy helps a lot. Facial muscles are a bit complex, and they move in different ways to make the frowns and smiles happen!

Here’s a few great resources I found:


If you liked this post, please consider reblogging this post so more artists can see it! 

Also it would mean the world to me if you checked out my art at @astrikos

Thank you for your continued support! 

So I’m watching the audio commentaries on the stage play DVD and I can’t exactly understand what’s going on but Wakatsuki Yumi made some comment about Inuyasha saying “shuddup stupid” during this really sweet scene where he grabs her hand and leads her to the well, and it was really funny and I had to draw it

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Like I promised a slightly more comprehensive guide to how I color. Keep in mind I’ve only been doing this for the past 6 months, so I had a bit of trouble explaining how I color because I don’t feel like have my own technique ^^; I keep changing my approach to coloring as I learn more. 

SPEED PAINT


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@miraculousfluffmonth​ Day 16: Flowers

My newfound comprehension of rim lighting improved my art drastically but it hasn’t stopped me from nOT BEING ABLE TO DRAW A FUCKIGN NOTECARD AT A CONSISTENT SIZE AAAAAAAAAAá́͌̚a̾̋̎̈̓͡͡À̄ȀA͗̌Ā̎̌̇Ȁ̏̀̔͠À̿A̽͠

Today is brought to you by the plagg support squad because if anyone needs fluff in this au, it’s him. sorry bub i still love u

(Bonus: A singular daffodil, in flower language, means something to the effect of great misfortune. If tikki had her means, she’d have probably brought him a rafflesia.)

anonymous asked:

your blog is giving me life! where else can I get good stranger things content?

Thanks anon! I’ve tried to make a comprehensive list of blogs that I adore and follow here. I hope I didn’t horribly miscategorize anyone, but my apologies if you’re like…wtf Val. Anyways I’m tired and I love all these folks: 

Stranger Things Fic Writers & Excellent Humans
@stevemossington // @ghost-grantaire // @themikewheelers // @sstrangerthaneleven // @theamiableanachronism // @the-weirdo-on-maple-street // @themadzoomer // @eleventhemage // @alabasterswriting // @alliehp // @serendipitous-rambles // @strangerstxrdust // @upside-nwod // @madmaxmayfield // @lets-engage // @itcouldbendoritcouldbreak // @steven-hairrington // @eddikaspbrak // @dazzlingtiredeyes // @starmaammke // @michaelxbyers // @eggos-and-promises

Gifs/Edits/Memes/Art Creators and Excellent Humans
@dadhopper // @supercomsandeggos // @eggogorgon // @dailystrangerthings // @elevenhop // @m11ke-wheeler // @blurryjoekeery // @stranger-art-things // @strangerthingsedits // @janes-ives // @raesberri

More Excellent Humans who do Excellent things
@@mikes-wheeler // @waffleleven // @bikingthroughhawkins // @wheezingwheeler // @strangerwhee11ers // @baileytsample // @shesavedus // @mxdmax // @curiosityvoyage // @bichaelwheeler // @richiegayzier // @1980s-jean-ralphio // @charliesheatcns // @stranger-from-hawkins // @alltoowheeler // @lucassinclairstan // @rey-sky-walkers // @isanghan // @demogrgon // @izzy-almighty // @strangers-love // @maplestreet83 // @strangersteves //@arthoebyers // @mullingarssweetheart // @youlookpretty-good // @sincerely-millie // @italiangirlwithanenglishheart // @scienceisneat // @1983waffeleven // @tinyryder // @rust-and-stardust27 // @fortheloveofeggos // @justice-for-benny // @weirdo-stranger-things

Elles dorment sous une lumière douce et chaude.

( They sleep under a soft, warm light. )

OK HERE I AM sorry for the hiatus Since I left home, I was very late of my studies. But my teachers are very comprehensive in view of my situation. So I focused on my work to do after I moved into my new home. Now I have some free time to do this !

AND YES I SAW NEW SU EPISODE AND I WAS SCREAMING EVERY SECOND OF THIS! ASDFGHJKL

I’m gonna to do some art of this ;)

I’ve been posting so many drawings of Leaf for at least 2 years now and never presented the character so i’m doing this NOW (click)

Keep reading

bitterbiracialbibliophile  asked:

I go to a 14-19 school with amazing labs, and just. Don't leave teenagers alone in labs. Dont do it. We've had kids fuck with almost ever reagent that isn't explicitly dangerous and many of the ones that are. One dude inhaled luria broth powder& thought he was gonna die. One of the 14 y/os I mentored sprayed 70% ethanol in his EYES. Multiple ppl ate scotch bonnet pepper off a workbench & I had to run and buy emergency milk. At least make an A.I babysit ur sciencelings Tony jfc

Tony: I left Dum-E with you!

JARVIS: He caused more damage than both Master Parker and Master Keener combined.

Tony: Well you’re both fired from babysitting duty.

JARVIS: Thank you, sir.

anonymous asked:

top 3 sheith aus that havent been written/drawn but you want them really badly?

oh god okay. this is a lot of pressure. i’ve read MOST sheith fic and seen a lot of art but by no means is my knowledge/memory comprehensive so if any of these have been done before feel free to send them my way !! as it stands, here are the 3 i’d most like to see:

  • ROOMMATES AU
    • i expected more from the sheith fandom. you guys are fools. theres so much potential behind a roommate au. its all the domesticity of marriage but with …. hear me out …. mutual pining
    • “you guys have lived together for 5 years why don’t you just date already” “we’re not like that” “you guys cuddle and sleep in the same bed every night” “it’s not cuddling it’s platonic spooning. and it saves on heating in the winter”
  • HOSPITAL AU
    • if at some point i don’t get neurosurgeon shiro and pediatric specialist keith having a grey’s-anatomy-esque style romance then what’s even the point
    • disclaimer #1: i’m of the unpopular opinion that keith would actually be good with kids. ill fight anyone on this.
    • disclaimer #2: i’ve never actually seen grey’s anatomy. i think one of the hot doctors dies or something. thats not important. whats important in this AU is that they’re alive and gay and happy and the worst of their problems is that their gloves keep ripping whenever they try to pull them over their rings.
  • SOME KIND OF REALITY TV SHOW AU
    • please. please. i’m begging you. sheith!bachelor au. shiro would be an amazing bachelor. he’d be so good you guys. everyone in the house would be in love with him but it wouldn’t even matter because he’s so obviously head over heels in love with keith. but since it’s a reality tv show au drama + misunderstanding + bad communication makes the mutual pining even better. please.

Me: wow I can’t believe it’s been a year since Lexa died and that I’m finally starting to move on from Clexa

Also me: *recently purchases a fucking Clexa bath towel that I don’t fucking need with money I don’t fucking have for reasons beyond my fucking comprehension*


(Shout out to @sheep-in-clouds btw your art fucking slays)

in bart’s future the absolute worst thing you could call someone was a bugfucker. like, the reach don’t reproduce sexually and heaven knows why they’d want to bed humans. but it still became A Thing. 

when bart gets pissed at someone on the team (probably arsenal) he just blurts out “you bugfucker!” and roy I just sends him this terribly confused look. 

“kid flash, what the hell? the only one fucking bugs here is you?” and jaime’s just like “oh my god i want to die” and bart’s having an existential crisis and artemis is trying to figure out if she wants to laugh or give them a stern, comprehensive sex talk because she doesn’t even know if these small children of hers have been having sex or not.