Lmao this is my very terrible attempt at sneaking a picture of Sebastian’s reflection. He was standing right outside my window so I didn’t want to be obvious. I failed because he clearly still saw me take it.
Frerin invented shield-surfing first. Kíli uses the Durin Death Glare. It’s super effective! Dwarves have sensible gender concepts, stone giants are a hazard, and everyone is collectively done with a certain old scrotum beard.
Dwalin has very undignified last words, Bilbo needs to put the Ring back where it came from or so help me, the main villain appears at last (and I can’t wait to kill him off), and that one thing we’ve all been waiting for finally happens.
Imagine if we ever get to see Bellamy sleeping in a real bed with sheets and no shoes and possibly no shirt and he’s lying on his tummy with his hair rustled and a sleepy, peaceful face, dreaming of the Library of Alexandria. I want to die.