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『  t h e  d e m o n  c y b o r g 』✧ for kris ! happy birthday !



  • Mr Kubdel: Jalil is kinda irresponsible, I'll give the watch to Alix instead
  • Alix: *breaks watch within an hour and goes on a murder spree*
  • Mr Kubdel: Why are my children like this
BTS Reaction to another member walking in on you two "getting intimate"

Seokjin - Once Taehyung walked into the room, Jin’s face would instantly grow red and he’d trip over his own words as he tried to make the situation a little less awkward. After Taehyung left, he wouldn’t be in the mood anymore and would set off what you two were doing for another time.

Originally posted by jinkooks

Yoongi - He’d simply stare into the eyes of Jungkook and say “You have three seconds to get the fuck out.“

Originally posted by sugaglos

Hoseok - He’d quickly stand up, not even bothering to cover himself, and push Yoongi out of the room with a flushed face, then have his walk of shame back to you, where you couldn’t help but laugh at his embarrassment.

Originally posted by you-got-noo-jams

Namjoon - “Care to join?” He’d tease as he raised his eyebrows at Jimin, whose cheeks immediately went pink at your boyfriend’s words. In all seriousness, Namjoon would shove his dongsaeng out of the room and kick his ass later on for walking in on you two.

Originally posted by jaydeejulie

Jimin - This shy boy would try and lie to his hyung as he covered up your body with a sheet. “I was just… helping Y/N… out of their clothes,” He’d mumble as his eyes wandered away from Seokjin’s gaze.

Originally posted by reneemallen

Taehyung - He’d instantly panic and rush over to the door, pushing Hoseok out of the room, then he’d lock the door quickly and approach you, preparing to remind you how you are his and only his.

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

Jungkook - When Namjoon walked into the room, he’d pull the covers over you both and tell you to pretend to be asleep until his hyung left. “Maybe he won’t see us while we’re under here.”

Originally posted by hohbi