this is f*cking awesome

LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU MOTHERF*CKERS, FROLLO LESSON TIME!

SEE THIS? THIS SH*T IS WHAT WE CALL A  “CATHEDRAL” HERE IN PARIS. I BET YOU DON’T HAVE THOSE IN YOUR “CANADA” OR “AMERIGA”. THINK IT LOOKS COOL FROM OUT THERE? WELL LOOK ON THE INSIDE YOU PIECE OF SH*T

ISN’T THAT F*CKING AMAZING? NOW LET ME BREAK DOWN WHY THIS AWESOME BUILDING IS GOING TO BE KILLED BY THE DESPICABLE PRINTING PRESS

SO BASICALLY, RIGHT NOW, THERE’S A BUNCH OF MOTHERF*CKING PEASANTS EVERYWHERE 

LOOK AT THESE DUMB F*CKS. WHAT THE H*LL ARE THEY EVEN DOING. 

WELL I’LL TELL YOU ONE THING THEY AREN’T DOING!! THEY AREN’T READING SH*T! 

SO HOW DO THESE MOTHERF*CKS KNOW ANY SH*T THAT THE CHURCH TRIES TO TEACH THEM? WELL THEY LOOK AT MOTHERF*CKING CATHEDRAL!! 

SEE THES MOTHERF*CKING CARVINGS? I… 

Uh. Um. Oh god they’re looking at me lets move on 

SEE THESE MOTHERF*CKING STAINED GLASS WINDOWS? THEY’RE TEACHING THE PEASANTS ALL THE SH*T THEY NEED TO KNOW! THEY’RE EXPRESSING THINGS IN A WAY THAT CAN BE UNDERSTOOD BY A POPULATION THAT DOESN’T HAVE ACCESS TO LITERATURE! AND, IT IS PUTTING THE CHURCH FRONT AND CENTER IN THESE PEASANTS LIVES BECAUSE WE’RE THE ONLY ONES WITH THESE BIG*SS BUILDINGS! 

BUT NOW ON TO THE MOTHERF*CKING PRINTING PRESS! 

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS SH*T DOES? IT MAKES BOOKS REALLY F*CKING QUICKLY. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT BOOKS DO? COMMUNICATE IDEAS! IF THIS THING MAKES BOOKS REALLY QUICKLY, ITS GOING TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE IDEAS WITH A FURTHER REACH AND FASTER THAN THE ARCHITECTURE OF NOTRE DAME COULD EVER HOPE, AND MAKING THE CATHEDRAL IRRELEVANT. THIS WILL KILL THAT! THIS WILL KILL THAT! THIS WILL KILL THAT! THIS WILL KILL THAT! THIS WILL KILL THAT! 

THAT WAS YOUR FROLLO LESSON OF THE DAY! FROLLO OUT! 

Make fun of my kid? I'll get you back somehow.

So I am not sure if this belongs in @prorevenge, sense it wasn’t planned on my part. It kind of just fell in my lap. Feels more than petty, so here I am.

For a bit of background: My next door neighbor is/was a college student. She lives with our actual neighbor, her boyfriend. Typical crazy college kid. Weekend parties, drinking on her patio all hours of the night, and weird hours. You know the drill. I figured she was trying to experience college life, so why not? You do you lady!

Anyways one summer night last year she was sitting out on her back patio with her girlfriends doing their drunk thing. I am out wrapping up on some stuff with my toddler daughter. She at the time had a medical thing going on that caused her to walk a little weird. Nothing life altering and something that would heal with time. She did have a weeble waddle to her, especially when running. Sometimes she would fall right over. She was out running around with the dog and the ladies next door were waving and telling her how cute she was. All good.

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Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We’ll still list its sins, because that’s what we do, but we love this movie.

Reminder for the signs

Aries: You are beautifull no matter what and you should never let someone make you think you aren’t.
Taurus:  You should get more confidence because you deserve to love yourself, really just believe it.
Gemini: You are a sweet lil bean and you should not blame everything on yourself because everyone makes mistakes.
Cancer: You are a really smart person so don’t think you are not because you have so many qualities that you don’t see.
Leo: You are littarly so sassy but you probably know that already though, but really you are awesome.
Virgo: You are so f*cking cute and don’t say you are not because you are so sweet and please realize that.
Libra: You are so funny, please stay yourself.
Scorpio: You are such a rebel and everyone loves it and thinks it’s funny.
Sagittarius: You are such a great friend and you should never think that you are less than someone else.
Capricorn: You are really calm and patient and that’s great, everyone loves it and you should too.
Aquarius: You are so sweet and you can listen so well to everyone so please keep doing what you’re doing.
Pisces: You are also really calm and you can help really well, love yourself for that.

"People will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

You know, one of the big power, bullies have online is that it’s much harder to stop them. They know this, we know this and hell, Tumblr definitely knows this! Bullies are shouting their truth, judging Tumblr accounts and spreading their hate to whoever listens. They are people who forgot that the person they are online-shaming is actually a person. Bullies claim that the account they are policing did something unforgivable, disgusting, outrageous… and they might have. They could have done any of these things. 

BUT I don’ know how you can forget that this is a stupid website and go after people because of their ship….You could choose to reach out to the person and discuss it privately. You could give the respect and courtesy to bring this up in a normal manner. If you happen to not see eye to eye, then you say goodbye and continue to live this stupid Tumblr life without each other. Do you know why? ‘Cause no one owes anything to anyone. No one gets to decide which ship is more valid, whose fandom is cooler and no one gets to say who is the better fan…  

YOU chose to drag a person in front of everyone, call their names, disrespect them and bully them. They made one mistake which you did not agree with and you just wanna rip them apart. Why? Becuase you are a bully, this is what you do. You are not interested in people, their background, their personality, nor who they really are. You saw one post and you attack the one who posted it. This, this is what makes you happy and proud of yourself.   

Why am I talking about this? Why this post? This post is for standing up. Me, who is a part of this fandom, is standing up. I see you and I don’t like what I see so I stand up. I try to make a change.

This fandom is f*cking awesome, the people are nice, fun and I love them.  Do they make mistakes? Yeah, they do. Do I make mistakes? Yeah, I do. Do you? Yeah, you do. WE ALL DO. We should not be here to tear each other down. We should be here to enjoy something we all love, and share the memories. When someone makes a mistake, we talk to them. We help each other out. 

I used to have amazing times on this website before all hell went loose. I want that back. I want this fandom to stop fighting, stop bullying each other and start talking to each other. Or not, but then just ignore the ones you don’t agree with. 

It’s not real life. It’s Tumblr!!!

The Parker Twins - Peter Parker x twinsister!Reader

Originally posted by tomhollanddaily

Words: 1788 (helllll yeah)
Pairing: Peter Parker x Twinsister!Reader
Warnings: Swearing
Authors Note: So I wrote this imagine with @imaginingadifferentlife and it was inspired by them! She did a twinsister!Reader imagine, but really it’s so different from her story that it could count as a totally different imagine on its own. Originally we were going to make it a backstory for “Total Opposites,” but then we got going…and it turned into its own little thing. So yeah!
Summary is basically that you are Peter Parker’s twin sister with the power of teleportation, and you two can communicate in your minds (since, twins, ya know…) And if you spot the “What a F*cking Bozo” reference, message me or Jadyn because you are awesome.!

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“Do you think aliens have dicks?” You randomly asked Peter who was sitting on his bed across the room.

“Well, how else would they reproduce?” Peter responded to you as he threw something in the air and caught it, only to throw it up in the air again.

You were laying on your bed with your head hanging off the end, so everything looked upside down. “I don’t know; maybe they spit on each other.”

There was a knock on the door, “Someone has to do the dishes!” May yelled.

You looked over to Peter for a second with a small smile, “Fuck this shit- I’m out!” You said, and looked out the window to teleport down the street.

Shit,” Peter said under his breath and slowly got up from the bed to stalk out of the shared bedroom, accepting defeat.

This has how it’s always been in the Parker household, ever since you two were very young. You don’t remember much before you moved in with May and Ben, but Peter has been in every memory. He was with you on your first day of school, when you two entered the science fair (and won!), and when you discovered your powers. You found out about yours at thirteen, only three years before Peter got his (he was a late bloomer, and you’ll never let him forget it).

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I’ve always loved rpg videogames, that’s been always my favourite gaming genre, but up until a few months ago, I had never played any pen and paper rpg. The concept of a tabletop rpg was something I didn’t fully understand,I had always loved their art, but I didn’t see how that kind of game could work without all the stuff that videogames process for the players, you know, all the graphics, the behind the scenes number-crunching, all the boiled down stuff so that players could easily get into the game without complications. Truth is I had never actually looked into it, but a few months ago, I stumbled upon Geek&Sundry’s “Titansgrave”, and after watching a bit of it, I was really hooked. And my mind was completely blown away after I found out about Critical Role. Naturally, I wanted to play right away, but getting my friends into it was not going to be easy. Just like me before watching dozens of Critical Role episodes, they didn’t have a notion of what tabletop RPGs were or how they worked at all, even worse, they weren’t too open minded and came from years of being minmaxers on MMOs and thinking the lore aspect of the game was just filler stuff that served no purpose at all.

I wanted to play D&D, but I thought that to get them interested, or at least to reduce the resistance so to speak, I’d have to do something about a few aspects of the game, one of them being the character sheets. To a new player, used only to videogames, regular character sheets look like kind of a turn off. They look complicated and boring to the uninitiated eye. So after studying 5e rules, and watching a ton of games, I decided I would come up with individual character sheets for them. After I helped them create their characters, I designed sheets for each of them with the idea of making them more friendly to a regular gamer’s eye, trying to make things look like a videogame’s UI as much as possible, to the point of designing skill and abilities icons and including them, along with as much graphic sh*t as I could include. I wanted them to have all the information they needed in their sheets, to make gameplay smoother and to avoid going through notes or rulebooks as much as possible. Of course this meant that these sheets are only useful for specifically these characters, and only for a partciular lvl, every time they lvl up I have to adapt the sheets.

So here are Grond’s lvl 1 sheets, have in mind these are homebrew as hell, and there is stuff that is only relevant for our game, definitely not a thing for general use. There are still a lot of things that are messy here and that were improved in posterior versions of the sheets (these are only the 1.0 version after all) but I thought I’d share anyway. I may upload the original editable files afterwards if anyone is interested so they can adapt this to their own characters.

It was definitely a  ton of work and while I don’t attribute the success of my friends conversion to D&D to the sheets, the game is f*cking awesome in it’s own right afterall,they really helped. Now my friends are really into D&D, and I can finally play God with them and destroy them. Kidding. Or not.  

Well at least this episode clarified a number of misunderstandings that were popularly believed:

1, Ricks don’t care about mortys. The C137 Rick is the only rick who cares about his Morty.

This is not true as in this episode there are obviously a number of Ricks who cared about Mortys. Not even limited to THEIR Mortys. General Mortys.

2, Mortys are all kind-hearted dumb idiots.

Well obviously this is not true. Even if we don’t count the famous evil Morty, there are plenty of Mortys who are f*cked up badass in this episode.

3, Mortys are consumables. They die easily and can be replaced multiple times.

This is not wrong but the same goes for Ricks too. There are a number of Mortys who had a dozen of Ricks and are still Rickless (apparently because they all died).

OK alright I just feel the need to say something cause this episode is f*cking AWESOME 

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Imagine fighting in the Battle of the Five Armies.

“Will you follow me, one last time?”

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