this is dumb and too simple

jennifer lawrence really spent like 4 years playing a character leading a rebellion but doesn’t understand why people are protesting right now like??? you dumb fucker we have our own president snow and your simple 2+2 ass can’t put together why we’re mad? lmao white women are just… too much

@soulffles Oh, Im glad to answer it! (Just needed some time to prepare, hah). Part 1 just in case 

Time for dumb headcanons:

Firstly, I think he would be pure-blood, but, of course, its not a strong reason. Agreste family surely wasnt the Death Eaters, hah, but also wasnt supporters of their ideas, even being the most of them in the Slytherin House (maybe his mom would be in the Ravenclaw, for example).

Secondly, yeah, I guess, the most of us think than Adrien is more perfect for Hufflepuff house because of being the biggest cutie pie. But, whats funny, maybe because of this he also could be in Slytherin. How?

Too simple, huh? Well, Im not a big psychologist.
Actually, some mages and witches were strangely chosen in the Houses in canon (the best example is Peter Pettigrew)

That was the most normal reasons

Thirdly…. Well, green color suits him, lmao. (not sorry)
Fourthly, for me, it just makes interesting plot and also interactions with other characters

With Nino, for example

((Sometimes they make stupid jokes about it))

Okay, i can talk about Hogwarts AU really long time, so i need to stop. I hope, theres enough for explaining about Adrien being in the Slytherin (i know, theres not enought and my explanation is stupid) OKAY HE IS JUST LIKE SCORPIUS AND THATS ALL

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“They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should just be friends’, turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

~ Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol 9: The Kindly Ones

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BONUS: Mika did not sleep at all:

Art trade with the amazing @naaibi!! (Just in time for Christmas– Happy Holidays, everyone!!)


It started out as a simple idea to draw Mika and Yuu in modern clothes, but we elaborately expanded it into an AU where Mika and Yuu accidentally fall asleep on the bus on the way home (after such a wonderful day hanging out), and ultimately get super lost……..

In middle school I was randomly selected for this dumb standardized test and it was a pain in the ass but as a reward we all got vouchers for one free ice cream from the cafeteria

Except the voucher was black n white typed n very simple , so what I did instead of spend it right away was take it home, make a bunch of photocopies, and sell these fuckers for fifty cents apiece, which was 60% off the full price of an ice cream. So I basically got away w this operation for months, until they noticed that wayyy too many kids were getting free ice cream n I had to cease production before they traced it back to the source.

Thus ended my first and only true foray into late capitalism

Dating Jungkook

Would include:

- *shy kook running away*

- him being really really REALLY shy at first

- not because you’re a girl but because it’s you and hes not sure how to act around you

- you being at first the one whos taking an initiative

- you trying to flirt but unsuccessfully

- him trying to flirt but unsuccessfully

- him slowly opening up to you

- you would know when hes fully open by his dumbest meme face right in front of yours rly

- him exchanging his contacts with you

- him never messaging to you

- you being the first to text him something 

- him being the type of person who reads your message but because hes just thinking too much he would think rly too much and answer you just after 10 hours with simple “hi”

- him always overthinking about everything

- him just wanting to go outside with you and members but they ship you two too hard so you are unexpectedly alone 

- strange atmosphere disappearing after some dumb thing what one of you does or says

- nerdy convos

- convos about movies series animes  

- you changing into nerd if you werent one before and falling in love with things which he loves

- you falling in love with jungkook in speed of 0,0000000000001 if you already were nerd as him

- first date would literally be just walking and talking about things what you two love

- this kind of dates when youre just together and enjoying each others presence

- movie dates

- sporty dates

- like rly so much sports

- him always being behind you when youre sporting just to see your ass

- sometimes he would unexpectadly touch it and you r like ??? ¿ ¿ ¿???

- “i just… i think you had mud there… yeah… ye”

- you actually doing the same bcs  you just need to have that holy view in front of you

- you always touching his thighs when you can

- him flexing his thigh muscles while youre touching him with some meme faces

- you being always jealous bcs whenever wherever you are going everyone knows him and so many girls wants to have a selca with him 

- you being understanding girlfriend but inside a bitch which is possessive af

- you always showing to your rivals that hes yours and you are always having that look on your face “DONT FUCKING TOUCH OKAY??? ^^”

- him having fun while youre like this

- him really liking it

- him being actually the same overprotective smug guy when its about you

- him really hating to see any possible guy around you

- “i know that hes your friend but… how many times a guy best friend in reality just wanted to date the girl huh?”

- his bunny teeth

- wrinkles around his eyes when he smiles

- bright big smiles

- his cute boyish giggling

- his cute dorky gigling while hes doing something strange

- you being always an offended potato bcs damn his smile is so beautiful why is he emo all the time just why

- him trying to cook for you something

- him always serving you some ramyun or cola with pizza from nearest pizzeria

- him coming home very late at night

- you being always worried for his health but proud nearly as mum bcs you love your boy so much

- him showering at home but then going to practise some more

- you quietly listening to his voice at night while hes covering his favourite songs

- you preparing for him tea with honey and leaving it next to door like some special kooks secret pixie 

- him kissing you on head when youre already sleeping with quiet thanks

- him singing you lullabies when he thinks that you cant hear him

- you waking up sooner then him just to prepare for him his favourite breakfast

- you always realizing that you woke up just too early and going to sleep again

- him being always late so he never eats your breakfast

- him realizing that only when hes on his way

- “im sorry i didnt eat the breakfast you made for me, but you can leave it for later… we can eat it together… if you want” 

- him being very observant about your mood

- sometimes you two lying on bed questioning life and being bored af just doing some strange noises

- like when youre bored you can expect from him anything

- “yoooooooooooooooooo.. hgdfjguzgZTDTDRgviughluiGHZgbGZGgzgzzuigkjh”

- you speaking with each other in your own language

- him being observant when you’re sad he would just sit near you and wait until you will tell him everything

- him becoming touchy just after some time so expect a lot of touches on your butt its like guaranteed

- backhugging you when you need it the most

- backhugging you when he needs it the most

- backhugging you just because he loves it just the same as you

- there would be just so many unexpected hugs

- you would be just standing somewhere and he would run to you hug you and run away

- sometimes even lifting you up when hugs 

- you tickling him when he does that so you both end up rolling on the floor and playing with each other

- but it wouldnt be the cute scene from some movie no no

- your playing is 3 WW, its Tekken, its Mortal Combat, its the battle for your honour and respect

-  you would fight sometimes so hard that you will break a few a lot things at home but then just laugh at it and continue to fight

- everything what you will do together would be like some challange

- him looking at you very often like challanging for something like even in who will blink more times in one minute

- you sometimes wanting to beat him

- him suddenly changing your playing into some make out sesion

- him lifting you up and caring in the middle of the room while kissing just to make you feel his muscles

- collar bone kisses

- jaw line kisses

- you kissing his nose and telling how pretty it is bcs you knows that hes kinda struggeling with it

- long kissing until youre out of breath

- him sometimes giggling in the middle of this make out session because your touch is just too tickling for him

- your make out session changing back into some fight again

- you sometimes dont understand if you are more friends or lovers

- him making you forget about such thoughts with single touch on your waist or word into your ear

- “im still just a boy but… for you i want to be a man okay”


Dating Jungkook | Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung

Master list

Like, I just want to say how great Doukyuusei is. Time ago I read the manga and I enjoyed it so much, especially for the soft and simple, yet aesthetically pleasing art style, so when the movie came out I was afraid of watching it ‘cause I was scared of it being disappointing, but BOI, IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING.

I mean, the animation is so soft and pleasing, it goes on so beautifully, I’M IN LOVE WITH THAT ANIMATION STYLE. But the most important thing: it made me remember my first love, how dumb and excited I was about it, how I used to think that we would be together forever… also it made me want to embrace my actual love, ‘cause life is too short to be worried about the “what if…” thing.

He hated games they made the world look too simple. Chess, in particular, had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the king lounged about doing nothing. If only the pawns would’ve united … the whole board could’ve been a republic in about a dozen moves.
—  Terry Pratchett - Thud

Can I just say that I’m completely not loving all the negativity that is around nowadays? And I’m not even talking about from republicans or from Trump supporters (though that bugs me too, but not the point of this post). I mean from the supposed “enlightened” folks. From people who claim they want the world to be fair, but then turn around and just spew hatred and anger towards people. And not even towards people who deserve it. People who are just trying to have fun and are not hurting anyone. They say “how embarrassing” or “I hope you die” or “Wow, how stupid” and it sucks so much.

Quite a few people I follow are posting things that ridicule simple and kind of dumb (but harmless) things and it just… I hate it. I hate all the negativity and anger people are sharing. Like, I get you’re angry, but do you have to make other people angry too? Do you have to make others be upset and hurt, too? Do you have to take all of the fun in the world and destroy it just because it doesn’t fit your dark, wounded existence? I don’t get it. I wish it would stop, because it’s just going to make the world even worse.

So live. Let people live. Enjoy life, even if it sucks, because it’s all you’ve got. Don’t feel embarrassed for other people, they’re doing fine. Let them be. Don’t make them feel shame for something they did for fun. It’s not cool. Just learn to enjoy things and leave the anger inside if you can’t get rid of it. Talk to someone if it gets too bad. 

As Batman said, “If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change, hoo.”

I hope y’all have a good day. 

anonymous asked:

I just wanna say that brendon performing a show with that high of a fever was a dumb ass move. the lights onstage and the physical exertion of performing will definitely not make him any better and make the next show and show after next etc etc. its really bad for him and the fans. people pay to see the band do well on stage !! I know he's trying to do good and not cancel for the fans but,, he won't get any better at this rate and that'll just affect other fans and himself too of course

I don’t think either of them should have played. But I guess it’s not that simple if you have sold out arena shows and ofc no backup.
I’m not sure about Brendon but Dallon’s played at least three shows being pretty damn sick before he went to the ER and then another one right after and even though he says he’s much better now I’m not sure that was the best move.
I just hope they both get well soon

STOP SENDING HATE TO JIMIN

Jimin work hard to give ARMY a great show ! He overwork himself ! His is not confident about a lot of things ! And some bored ass find time to send him death threats and hate!! If everybody started to kill people just because they do not like each other it would be the end of humanity ! I do not say that everybody is forced to like him but IF YOU DO NOT LIKE HIM THEN IGNORE HIM LIVE YOUR LIFE MIND YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS AND LEAVE JIMIN ALONE IT’S SIMPLE !
HE is awesome he is amazing he is kind he is funny he is dumb too sometimes and his smile is the most beautiful moment of my life he is what they would never be ..a good person.. Sorry for my bad English
Thanks for reading ..❤️
🌸🌸🌸

lazy-duck  asked:

Prompt for the MCU/spn verse: Sam and Wanda training with their powers. Maybe they juggle, with like ten balls and no hands. (Maybe Clint juggles with them, because circus skills, but maybe not. idk.) Maybe they do sth else, point is Sam practicing with his powers and not feeling wrong and dirty and guilty for it ^^

Wanda practices hard with her powers. Apparently there’s a whole long complicated history with that–apparently for a while, someone from the UN committee had to physically supervise her doing so, to sign off on it happening, apparently Wanda felt like a bug under a microscope and hated it–but now, it’s a part of her routine.

Sometimes it’s simple things, like floating a clean spoon from the drawer. Sometimes it’s during team practices. Sometimes it’s fun and dumb but challenging, like this.

“Sam should join me,” she says on a break. “He has powers too.”

“But I don’t use mine,” Sam says hurriedly. “I wouldn’t…”

“Why not?” Wanda asks. “They are useful, yes? A part of you. All skills should be kept sharp. Besides. I have learned either you use them, or they use you. Do not let them use you, Sam.”

Sam’s powers don’t work as easily as Wanda’s, although whether that’s practice or a physical difference in ability he can’t tell just yet. Still, he manages to keep one ball in the air.

Wanda juggles seven. Clint, from his perch, begins to thrown golf balls, aiming at different areas each time. Wanda catches them and assimilates them into her bouncing collection without dropping any.

Sam focuses on his single ball until one of Clint’s throws comes his way. Automatically he stops it, only his hands don’t touch it.

Wanda cheers. “Now make them do something,” she instructs.

Sam gets them to bounce around a bit, not as smoothly as Wanda does or in any particular pattern, but clearly under his control nonetheless.

Clint throws another ball. This time, Sam’s ready and catches it, adding it to his collection. Rapid-fire, Clint gives him five more.

Tongue between his teeth and focused, Sam manages to manipulate the levitating objects into a floating smiley face. Clint hoots with laughter, even up in the rafters.

By the time Clint runs out of balls to throw, Sam has ten and Wanda has forty-two, which she has spinning in a smooth circle, bouncing around in patterns, and generally moving like a well-oiled machine.

“Show off,” Sam teases, smiling.

Wanda smiles back. “Practice does make perfect.”

Clint plops the bucket the gold balls get stored in at the opposite end of the gym, and Wanda starts arching her gold balls across the room, red energy smoothly landing them in the bucket one by one. Sam tries, balls wobbling, but all but two make it in, so he considers it a success.

“I practice every day,” Wanda says, turning to him once she’s done. “It’s good. Keeps the mind sharp and the body ready. You should join me.”

Sam doesn’t allow himself to think too hard about it. “I’d like that.”

BTW 170312 isn’t the fansign date. Its just the day BIGHIT uploaded the sets okay before someone rudely sends me an anon message and acts as if I’m dumb and haven’t been following/updating about bangtan for years lololol

warm-summer-storm  asked:

That question actually got me thinking. How about you, friend? What's your biggest fantasy?

Talk about getting me thinking too, honestly mines pretty simple/boring depending on how you look at it. I really just hope i can work towards getting the career i want (kids psychiatric nursing/psychiatric nursing in general) saving enough to get myself out of this dead beat country to somewhere where nobody knows me and starting a new life while of course keeping in touch with my old one. I know, how generik and cliche but its honestly something i think about alot and get kind of excited when i do :) kinda dumb but hey thats me!

it took me… SO long… to realize that you have to take perspective and distance into account too when you’re drawing a figure in space, not just to sell the figure occupying the place it is in space but to make the figure itself look properly three dimensional

like. it should be easy and simple, forms flatten with distance, the further away a form is the more you can actually see of it, everyone’s DONE one-point two-point three-point perspective exercises, but for the longest time I did not understand that you can’t just draw a thing at a specific distance then decide you want to put it further away and just shrink it, you gotta redraw that shit. 

  • someone: so, which Lightwood sibling are you more attracted too, Alec or Izzy?
  • me: oh.. oh gosh *starts sweating* I guess I would say... I mean... I think that I'm. ummmmMMMMMMMMMMM
  • someone: woah okay don't stress it's just a simple question, Alec or Izzy?
  • me: oh yeah of course for sure for sure you're right it's simple i guess if i had to pick ONE out of the two i guess if i had to do that i would pick i would definitely choose-
  • someone: ...
  • me: *just runs away*

anonymous asked:

I'm having a hard time being productive. I want to learn a few things online to help me see if I'd like to major in it. I'm way behind standard age for college, like I should've been done by now but I was on and off w/ school cause anxiety & depression. Now, I can barely read a chapter of something without getting tired and needed sleep and the subject is very complex too but it's something I need to try & learn. Idk if it's my depression or not. I feel so useless

I hear you, sweetie. I hate to suggest it, but it sounds to me like you could be chronically ill, as this was basically my exact same experience trying to finish high school way after I should have graduated. It was so difficult for me to read the textbooks, and even though I’m decently smart, I felt dumb as a brick trying to comprehend fairly simple subjects like basic algebra and chemistry. 

Studying and learning require mental energy, and using mental energy costs spoons and leaves you exhausted. It’s possible that it could be the depression, especially if it’s untreated, but the fact that it’s getting worse and you’re exhausted all the time sounds like chronic illness to me. Although any suggestion of what chronic illness it could be would just be a shot in the dark, so I’m not going to try and diagnose you, just give you the idea that you might need to start looking into it.

I certainly don’t wish that for you, but this is your reality, and wishing otherwise doesn’t do any good. Lord knows I’ve struggled horribly with feeling useless, but I want you to try and drill into your head what I’ve had to drill into mine: you’re not lazy, you’re sick. You can’t fucking help it, and you certainly didn’t ask for it. You don’t want to be like this. You want to be productive, you want to learn and graduate and be independent, and it’s not your fault that your body and brain are holding you back. 

You didn’t ask for this, and furthermore, your value as a human isn’t based on a degree, or a level of productivity. You have value just because you’re alive. I promise. 

If you want to talk about symptoms or doctor visits or whatever, feel free to message me again, hon. Believe me, I know how hard this is, I know what it’s like to now know what’s wrong with you, to have people not understand and pressure you, and to feel like a burden because you’re not independent. But you didn’t ask for this, and you’re the one who’s suffering because of it. You’re sick, not lazy.

Take care, dear.

People gotta stop victim blaming. It’s 2017. People who hurt others are the only ones at fault. Plain and simple.

Not “ she/he asked to get attacked by drinking too much”

“ they were dumb to meet so and so here”
“ maybe if they weren’t desperate, they would not have gotten attacked”