this is doctor who

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river song in every episode:the impossible astronaut (6.01)
“When I first met the Doctor, a long, long time ago, he knew all about me. Think about that. An impressionable young girl and, suddenly this man just drops out of the sky and he’s clever and mad and wonderful, and knows every last thing about her. Imagine what that does to a girl. ”

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Ten Years of Ten: Evolution of the Daleks (April 28, 2007)

“Oh, Tallulah with three Ls and an H, just you watch me. What do I need? Oh, I don’t know. How about a great big genetic laboratory? Oh look, I’ve got one. Laszlo, just you hold on. There’s been too many deaths today. Way too many people have died. Brand new creatures and wise old men and age old enemies. And I’m telling you, I’m telling you right now, I am not having one more death! You got that? Not one. Tallulah, out of the way. The Doctor is in.”

The Hogwarts Sorting Hat: Fandom Edition

the Gryffindors are the FBI

the Hufflepuffs are full of mythological creatures

the Ravenclaws love space

and the Slytherins are all about murder