this is definitely my

anonymous asked:

*Pterodactyl screeches* Oooomg. *0* Iggy Assassin Anon back. *0* It was just a random thought and I was just throwing it out there. You saying that feels like such praise! *Clutches heart* It's free for anyone to run with. I haven't been on the writing scene for YEARS. Like high school teens years I'm in my late 20's. Nonstop reading though. Ideas will popup and I'll write them down as if I'd write them one day but I know better. Yet if I ever do write(when KH3 comes out) I'll send it to you.

I totally feel you on all that shit, LOL! My bust out into smut earlier this year was my first time writing again in 10 years. Before that I just busied myself with reading all the fanfiction (Mystic Messenger was the most recent indulgence) and lamenting that my muse disappeared never to be found again.

TURNS OUT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS BE THIRSTY ENOUGH TO WRITE AGAIN

So, I hope you have a re-awakening to fanfiction writing like that. Your outline of assassin!Iggy is so fire! Even if it is when KH3 comes out because that’s when I’ll finish writing all my shit probably, LMAO!

@ Hollywood, hire me. I fixed the new Mummy movie without even watching a trailer

Tom Cruise and Young Hot Blonde™ enter the crypt, Tom in the lead because he is the manly protector. Their flashlight beams eventually illuminate a sarcophagus carved in the likeness of a beautiful Princess. 

Tom Cruise approaches the sarcophagus, moves to open it. 

Young Hot Blonde™: Don’t do the thing.

Tom Cruise: I’m going to do the thing. *Shoves sarcophagus open*

They cough as dust fills the air. Just as it begins to clear, Brendan Frasier shoots upright, drawing his gun and immediately shooting Tom Cruise in the head.

“I thought I told Evy not to put me down for mummification,” he mutters as he looks at his surroundings. He is inexplicably not decomposed or mummified, just vaguely wrapped in Charmin. Glances at a now very dead Tom Cruise. “Oops.”

Young Hot Blonde™: How… how did this happen?

Brendan Frasier: Well, it’s a long story, I’ll have to start at the beginning.

Then they just replay the entirety of ‘The Mummy’ (1999).

After credits scene:

Young Hot Blonde™: That still doesn’t explain how you ended up alive in a sarcophagus in the year 2017.

Brendan Frasier: Oh, yeah, no fucking clue. 

happy birthday to my special boy !!!!
it’s a hamster plush party

  • other actors: While I did love working on that film, and I will always love the character I got to play, I do want to distance myself from that franchise. I don't want to be known for that role alone, I want to be known for all my projects!
  • tom felton: I!!! AM!!! DRACO!!! FUCKING!!! MALFOY!!!! how DARE yoU INSOLENT MUGGLE FUCKS!!! I MUST GO BEFORE I AM LATE FOR POTIONS SLYTHERIN FOR LIFE HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! POTTER!!! WHAT THE EVERLOVING F U C K MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS
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OK CONCERNING THE WHOLE HEADCANON THING IM WRITING THAT PPL KEEP ASKING ME ABT, i was talking to @chompiee abt a ~love confession~ and then @cryptidsp00n abt the aftermath of said confession concerning them kissing

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