this is creepy and funny at the same time

Mystic Messenger

Oh, you picked up right away! We must have thought the same thing~
I know this is funny to say… but I thought you were talking to someone else before I called you.

MC: No, I was waiting for you to call?

Really? Oh.. my heart just jumped a bit. So excited…
Honestly… I.. should be sorry that I made you wait… but I’m happy.
I want to be the only one with your heart~!
Oh, and this is something else… but I think I’m a bit weird.
When I see you enjoy talking with others in the messenger, I feel… itchy for some reason.
It kind of hurts, and I don’t want to see it but I can’t leave… is this what it’s like to be possessive?
It’s always the two of us there… I want to talk to you privately.
I’m sorry. You might think it’s boring for me to say that.

MC: I sign in because I enjoy talking with you.

…Even when I hear that, I feel like there’s a heavy rock on my chest.
I’m so happy, but I’m nervous too.
What if you start liking someone else?
What if I’m no longer the reason you come to the chat room? I can’t help but think about that.
I know it’s important to take your feelings as they are… but why do I keep doubting and wanting confirmation?
When I’m happy, I get scared of losing that happiness… I must be stupid.

MC: Just live in the present. Don’t be scared of your past and future.

Oh, look at the time.
I should quit chatting and get ready for bed. I hope you’ve had a good day.
Good night… and think of me.

…You still haven’t hung up? Hello? Oh… I guess you’re still there.
I need to say this. To be honest…
You know… I don’t know if this is what jealousy is.
I want you to only look at me.
I want you to look at me, cherish me, and just only talk to me.
Your kind voice, words, I  want all those to be geared towards me.
…If this is jealousy, then I am being jealous.

…Sweet dreams. I’m really hanging up now.
Good night.


ben browder: claudia can actually have a tear stand on the end of her eyelash for up to six minutes.  it’s the most remarkable thing you’ve ever seen.  she can run through a battle with the eyelash tear hanging there, run into a close-up, and then the director goes, “now!” and the tear drops.
claudia black: that’s not true, but it’s funny.
ben browder: it’s close to the truth.
claudia black: i freaked brian henson out when we were doing the miniseries, because he went, “okay, claudia, that’s creepy. you did it exactly the same, in exactly the same spot, on exactly the same line every time”. and i’m like, “well, you know, five years on farscape.”
ben browder: and you said, “would you prefer me to do it with the other eye?”
claudia black: exactly. “the left or the right, mr henson?”
      -  “the way we weren’t” commentary


Warning: Creepy/”Dark”/”Gory”/Flashing Images ahead! 
If you have a hard time looking at such images you should better not look at the fifth gif!
Beeing honest, actually I wanted to post some animated Halloween Strips Himaruya made last year but I wasn’t able to finish them until Halloween// shot. So I had to think about something else which doesn’t take me a few months and tadaa here it is~ (it took me long enough though.. .) I’m pretty sure you will hate me even more now //shot. This is extremly inspired by the Hetalia 23.5 Creepypasta (but I can’t really say it “is” an animation of Hetalia 23.5 because of two big mistakes you probably already noticed: 1. the style is wrong because I can’t draw in the old style //sorry 2. the clothes are wrong because the style is wrong //shot) But maybe you can forgive me that I’m not used to draw in the old Hetalia Style and believe it or not this was actually requested.

Magic Box

Warning/s: none ? cliche at some point


I was baking cookies when I heard Peter groan in frustration. I walked over to the living room to see him bashing the remote control on the sofa.

“Woah. What’s wrong?” I asked.

“It’s this damn magic box. Doesn’t seem to have magic at all.” Peter gritted his teeth.

I laughed at his lack of intelligence about modern technology.

Peter frowned and stood up from the sofa.

“You think this is funny, Y/N?” He said with a creepy voice.

I stopped laughing. This side of Peter scared me but I tried to ignore it. I failed miserably.

“Uh.. It’s just that this is t-the third t-time this w-week that you had the same problem” I managed to stutter out.

Peter looked at me with the same expression from before and then laughed.

I made a confused face.

“What?” I whispered.

“You should’ve seen your face! You were so scared!” he laughed.

I glared at him and slapped his shoulder.

“That’ll teach you not to laugh at me, love.” He grinned.

I pouted.

He walked closer until our bodies touched and then he pecked my lips.

He grinned.

“Now help me with this magic box.”

So, I heard Gotham fandom’s talking shit on Kristen Kringle

Like any good character, she has flaws. She is not perfect. But that doesn’t make her a bad person.

Yes, she is somewhat cold, she is insecure, she takes more shit than she should, and she can be dismissive.

That said,

She is professional, she is evenly tempered, she is funny, guarded, and smart.

She does her best to be kind to Ed, not ‘leading him on’, she’s being nice, because she knows few other people are, but at the same time she has to try and keep him at an arm’s length because she knows about his crush on her, and I think she has conflicting feelings on that.

On the one hand, he’s quirky and cute and admires the shit out of her, but on the other, he’s socially inept and creepy. I think she likes how he treats her but she also knows he doesn’t know much about real relationships. 

She’s not ‘leading him on’. She’s trying to be friendly and open toward him without giving him the idea that she’s attracted to him. She doesn’t have to be attracted to him just because he treats her well, attraction doesn’t work that way.

She’s not ‘boring’. She’s a secondary character who is also one of the few people in this show who is just doing her fuckin’ job and going home, no ulterior motives, just paying her fuckin’ bills and wearing cute outfits.

Kristen Kringle is a great character, and as much as I love Edward Nygma’s character too, he still clearly has extreme social and psychological issues, and it is not the job of whatever woman he becomes infatuated with to give in to his crush.

That said, if Ed developed some social skills (which I know is unlikely given that he’s going to become the Riddler and he’s currently losing his fucking mind) I support the shit out of that ship, but whether or not it happens, Kristen Kringle is not to blame.

Dib wears the wrong pants… WITH DEADLY CONSEQUENCES!!  Can the Earth survive an invasion from the waist down? (Spoiler: Maybe!)

Tell your LCS you want to get your grubby hands on my variant cover with the code DEC151491 (or DEC151490 for the main cover). Cut off date for pre-orders is Feb, 29th. Thanks for letting me do this @onipress!

PANTS! is a legendary “LOST EPISODE” of Invader ZIM.  A story that finds Dib battling an invasion of disgusting alien pants with mind-control powers, it was originally shot-down for reasons that are now lost in the mists of time.  But writer Eric Trueheart never gave up carrying the torch for the trousers.  Now Trueheart, series-creator Jhonen Vasquez, and artists Aaron Alexovich and Dave Crosland finally bring the pants out of the closet and onto the page.  A tale as funny as it is creepy, PANTS! will delight old-school ZIM fans and newcomers alike, and make you never look at your legs the same way again.

Like honestly, I have always liked Oldbag’s slightly overdramatic obsession with Edgeworth because dangit it IS funny

But at the same time I feel totally guilty for finding it funny at all because if the tables were turned and the games had a 60+ year old man constantly hitting on a 25 year old woman no one would even hesitate to condemn it as being creepy as fuck


Requested by anon:

“You, the same person that’s killed vampires and can back talk the King of Hell with no problem, is afraid of spiders. That is just too funny.” Dean laughed but you couldn’t help it.
“Just look at them with their creepy eyes and legs. They just give me the chills.”
“I’ll kill it but Dean is right it’s really funny.” Sam responded as the boys would tease you every time this happened.

S4RJ has gotten to the point where…it’s just not funny anymore.
It started off just as a ridiculous basis: several mods talking about their hate for SJWs under Sonic characters’ names and faces.
It was amusing watching these teens just kinda fall apart over the course of less than a week.
Now it’s just….
And unbelievable.
Like half of me does think this is all scripted and fake, but at the same time it’s bothering me. At first I thought it was just really funny how edgy Mod Super Sonic was trying to be and became this absolutely ridiculous super villain tyrant, but his latest posts definitely scream abuser, and hiding behind an obscure and unexplained mental illness does not excuse the behavior. It’s also particularly worrying how Amy’s posts defending Sonic suddenly disappeared within minutes.
I have no clue what’s going on, or if it’s real or not, all I know is that it’s getting creepy and I don’t like it.

Y’all need help, children.

EDIT: While I still find the whole situation upsetting we at least have an explanation for his behavior now. I still don’t think it excuses him from being an asshole but you know, whatever. I’m kind of hoping they just deactivate the blog in the end, this is getting out of hand.

When I see this scene in the move (Scary Movie 3) it makes me think of white tumblr users who glorify black people while reblogging posts that shit on white people (I know they are there, I follow some).

What I mean by glorify is that there are posts that act like black people are all above beings. You can see an average picture of a black girl with curly hair and it has 10k notes and the caption “goddess”. NOW, I am NOT saying that posting pictures of lovely black people or stories of someone’s achievements is a bad thing (in fact, they should be recognised). What I am saying is that a lot of tumblr users seem to be doing it in a creepy way. In my own view. This is mainly highlighted by the fact that I do not see them reblogging the same stuff for other races.

At the same time, I see some of these people reblog posts about how white people are awful, off colour jokes about white people (some are funny, I will not lie), or posts that generalise all white people or western nations at the epitome of all that is bad. Or, they reblog posts of, for example, about a white girl’s butt (one about how it had a nice shape) with a sassy black woman gif. I now other races probably reblogged that but I have seen plenty of white people reblog those on my dash.

In short, I feel a lot of (white) sj tumblr users seem to think they are black…or more that they “act” like they are black so they can have less “white guilt”, or maybe relate themselves to the “oppressed crowd”, and I can’t tell if that is a bit pathetic, or sad (that they have to be so ashamed of their own race). 

Episode 10 ♥️♥️♥️

When I was trying to drift off to sleep yesterday, I had a thought about the supposed Caryl dinner in the love shack.I do not think Daryl will say ‘I love you’ then,but it has to be non-ambiguous…..

So….what about something funny occurs on the dinner table…maybe they grab for the matches or the food exactly the same time or their feet/legs keep bumping together under the table….and Carol giggles and flashes one of her real,pure,wide smiles that light up her eyes and whole face and…

….suddenly it is totally quiet,her giggle has faded out but the smile remains,their eyes lock across the table,Daryls gaze is serious…..You’re beautiful.”