this is creepy and funny at the same time

My thoughts during Accepting Anxiety part 2
  • Roman can talk very quickly damn
  • “And that’s what you missed on…” “ME!”
  • I want that cat plushie
  • Roman’s offering to destroy spiders, but did get scared of one potentially being     behind him in Losing My Motivation hmmmm what is the truth?
  • Creepy Crawley Death Dealers
  • Anxiety has the same reaction as me when people enter my room unannounced
  • Poor Roman. Hope the brush didn’t hurt too much
  • Quack quack
  • Poor Anxiety :(
  • “Except for you Patton. You’re a funny guy.” “I love my dark strange son.” Same.
  • “Cotton headed ninny muggins” now I’m thinking of Christmas in July thanks Logan haha
  • It seems that me and Roman share distaste in oatmeal raison cookies
  • “I’ve just got a lot of feelings” HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
  • Logan going on tangents is honestly so me
  • BY THE HORN OF A UNICORN I am so using that
  • I am bitterly (?), jittery and not very glittery
  • E = MC SCARED A level physics flashbacks aaaggghhh make them stop
  • Yes Roman!!!!! “You make us better” *cries*
  • The Great Spider Threat of 2017 I’m proud of you too Patton
  • Patton’s been theorising he’s one of us haha
  • “You are nothing compared to the others” I highly doubt that that’s nothing Roman oooooooo speculation
  • “You can be a good guy” brb I need to find tissues
  • I want an Alice in Wonderland puzzle book now
  • “Greetings… friendo” why do I love the way he says friendo?
  • Roman has as many posters as there are Dalmatians and I don’t think that a coincidence
  • “He never really was good at art” shhhhhhhhhhh

The true test of how much i love something is based on if I draw anything for it or not. (Although there’s exceptions since half of the time i don’t feel good enough to draw said thing/or embarrased).

Anyhoo i love @hernyart art

and especially the gals he draws (his main ones up there) on his sideblog (with one HELL of a lewd name). Featuring these ghouls (geddit?…no?….i’ll show my way out) who are super awesome….and lewd….yet sweet at the same time?

Funny thing about this is that I have never seen ANY of the shows these characters belong to. That’s what happens when you don’t have cable or got to rent cartoons from the kids section at blockbuster when you were a kid, (as I faintly remember seeing the box art for the ghouls school one)

Anyhoo, if I wasn’t totally broke I’d patron the hell out of a lotta artists like this guy.

Alright, it’s time to talk about a character you’ve likely all been waiting for…

Yup. Old bait breath and everyone’s favorite rich, creepy dimwit.

Vlad certainly has gotten popular over the years, and not without good reason. He’s a superb villain, and the show wouldn’t be the same without him. He’s funny, threatening, and interesting. All the things you need in a good villain. In particular, what’s always made him so interesting to me is the fact that he’s an absolutely disgusting man, but it’s hard not to sympathize with him somewhat and see how he came to be that way.

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anonymous asked:

listening back to the dark bits at ADWM and wow does it /creak/ a lot in wherever place dark is in. i keep imagining that he's just on a rocking chair making those noises and it really is funny and creepy to think about at the same time??

okay but like… looking back on the horror and the freedom! videos, i noticed a few things…

in horror, when dark says “it’s my turn now”/ “i’ve been waiting patiently”, his figure becomes a bit disoriented and the creaking is in the background.

in freedom!, when dark starts yelling the “i can give you anything!” line and the “there’s nothing you or he can do to stop me!” line, that creaking sound is back again.

but when dark is calm and collected, there is no creaking noise, only just his echoing voice.

which makes me believe that perhaps the creaking noise only happens when dark’s rage/anger/whatever is trying to ‘creak’ or ‘break’ out. or perhaps, it’s to add a more intimidating effect.

but looking at don’t play this game video, we’re approached with dark looking dead straight at the camera with a blank expression and the creaking noise in the background.

could it be that dark is starting to control that rage/anger/whatever it is that’s inside him?

or that he’s starting to mimic mark more and more, but the creaking audio is what reminds us that it’s dark?

or maybe dark’s been hiding in mark this whole time and the creaking noise is to show dark trying to break out from mark?

who knows!

BigBang Reaction #5 - They’re going through old posts on their crushes Instagram and accidentally like a really old picture

anon asked: GOT7, BTS, BIGBANG, and BLACKPINK when their insta-salking/facebook stalking their crush and they accidentally like a picture/post from months to a year ago please?? xD

Jiyong: “F***ING DA***T”

I think he’d just let out a long stream of curses before regaining his composure (he’d still be blushing a lil though, let’s be real) and sending them a flirty text so it seems like it was a move to get their attention instead of an accident

Originally posted by biggerthanbang

Seunghyun: *laughs hysterically at his own mistake*

“This will be either a funny story after we start dating or a really sad one when he/she calls me a creepy and runs away from me”

Originally posted by gtothetop8

Taeyang: *stares at his phone, frozen in place for a really, REALLY long time.*

*thinks* You idiot. How stupid do you have to be to like that post from two years ago… They’ll never like you now. You are so creepy. Why Taeyang…why…?

Originally posted by sushihairjiyong

Daesung: He would jump up from his seat screaming, scaring the other members as he shouts out what he just did


Originally posted by dp3-45pm

Seungri: “What the f**k have I done? I worked for months to make him/her think that I was cute, funny, and cool at the same time…and now… Now I’m just a creep.”

*regrets entire existence until they text him or like one of his instagram pics, then he’s 100% normal again, thinking his persona wasn’t damaged*

Originally posted by taeyangspecs

A/N: I hope you don’t mind sweetie since there are so many bands with this request that it will be (from now on) be spaced between other requests too so there is some variation. Don’t worry though! I promise to do every group still, it will just take a bit of time ^.^

BTS reaction to their gf/bf having a iguana as a pet

anon: BTS React to their girl/boy friend having a 8 foot long (not counting tail) iguana as a pet but treats it like her child. The iguana understands them and they understand the iguana, they don’t baby tall to it. Talks to it like a normal child.        

Intresting. Is it even possible to have 8 foot long iguana as pet? :o


Originally posted by theseoks

Somehow jealous of it? You spend a lot of time with your pet, sometimes talking with it more then with him. Finds this cute but iguana is his oponent in your attention. He won’t do anything to your iguana. You knew about this “competition” and you and Jin were taking this more like a joke.

“lets see which one of us would be better for Y/n. This mean war.”


Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie

He would tease you but find it cute.But teasing you would be stronger then him. Yoongi wouldn’t mind you talking to it, I feel like he’s doing the same thing to Min Holly so he would understand you. Maybe having iguana can be a little bit funny for him but everyone likes something diffrent so who cares.

“Is this talking to it needed? It’s creepy, Y/n”


Originally posted by junghosyub

There’s no way that he would like your pet. Hobi would be so scared and freak out every time seeing your iguana. You tried hard convince him that she isn’t dangerous and he is safe but it was all in vain. Hoseok couldn’t understand why you’re treating this creature like your own child. Every time when you knew about his visit you have to close your pet with heavy heart in your bedroom.

“Y/N! Take him! Or her! Idk. SAVE ME!”


Originally posted by forjimin

Amazed how you understand this iguana and how he/she understand you too. He wanted to understand him/her too so after a lomg time of practice he could clearly read from acting of your pet what did she/he want. After few weeks he’ll adapt himself to sudden appearance of your pet in his and your life.

“So we are like small family now? This’s amazing”


Originally posted by jiyoongis

Thinks that this’s cute. He know how much you love this iguana and he would try to love it too. He was always in shook how you two understand each other.
Talking to him/her like a child can be a little bit too much for him but still he would appreciate how much love for everyone and everything you have.

“Y/n, I know that I told you this for hundret time but you’re the most cute person and filled with love I’ve ever met”


Originally posted by bwibelle

lets pretend that this dog is iguana

Loving it. Tae love animals so he would love your iguana too. Maybe sometimeshe can complaint that you’re giving more attention to your “child” then him but only sometimes. He would give him or her name and talk to him/her with you.

“Jagii~ does it mean that we’re parents?”


Originally posted by gotjhope

He don’t mind it but there was only one thing that irritates him. This iguana was every where with you. Sleep in one bed, “sitting” next to you while watching movies. Jungkookie didn’t tell you about it because he knew that this iguana is really important to you. But one day he was making plan how to hide your pet for one night because he wanted to spend some time with you alone.

“Hyung. You will take his tail and I’ll the rest. We have to be quick before Y/n will be back.”

Jimin: But you know that Y/n’ll ask about him?

*thinking hard* “We’ll say that Tae took him for a walk.”

Jumin’s Bad Ending Guide

So, because a lot of people are asking me about Jumin’s bad ending, I decided to write post about it.
First, I apologise for my bad English :( I know my grammar is poor :( Hope you guys can understand what I’m saying xd

In this post I’m going to tell you how to achieve bad endings (yes, there is more than one) for Jumin and also show you some screenshots, so it may contain spoilers!

I unlocked three endings but maybe there is more ??? Tell me if you know, please.

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TBBT: The Gyroscopic Collapse (10x23)

If you haven’t watched, SPOILERS ahead!!!

Omg!!! 😲😲😲 Mayor episode for Shamy lovers here and a wonderful episode all around. It has lingered in my mind ALL day and threw me into total fangirl mode! 🚑 In my top 3 now, for sure!!! Some random thoughts will follow but mostly in-depth discussion of Pasadena's favorite power couple. Be forewarned, it will probably be like Sheldon’s list of Comic-Con guests. 😂 I will start with a short summary and then dive into it. If you just want the Shamy goodness, jump to 4.

1. Celebration around the kitchen island in 4A:

The episode starts with the gang all reunited in good spirits. Happiness was bubbling out as the guy’s boasted of their accomplishments, except for left out Raj. I couldn’t help feeling nostalgic at the view seeing that our favorite cast is close to being off the air during their usual summer hiatus and knowing there is one episode left this season. 😢 And while I’m looking forward to the next episode, I’m also drafting the hiatus. Also, I felt a bit sad that Raj can’t celebrate any accomplishment lately. I’ve said it before and will say it again, they need to do some justice to this character. Crossing fingers for the next 2 seasons for Raj. 

2. Next scenes:

While the girls spend time with Raj, the guys head to work. They are met with the disillusion that their project has been taken away from them after all the hard work. (That really does suck 😠). Seeing the guys return with their spirits deflated after having been so happy moments ago was crushing. Nothing ever goes quite right for our guys. 

In the meantime, we have learned that Raj is moving out and Amy has been offered the internship in Princeton. The guys return to share their bummer and after hearing Sheldon say he feels betrayed, Amy understandably clams up her news about the internship. (Her face throughout this whole scene says she was struggling with how to share this with Sheldon.) I am so glad for once no one let the secret out before she was ready to talk to Sheldon one on one.  

Raj’s news is shared and we learn that he will be moving into Bert’s garage. Not sure how I feel about this. Don’t get me wrong, I like Bert. But we have seen him various times in season 10 and in the meantime, I’m missing more action with Stuart and would love to see some of our other favorites guests. Where the hell are Wil and Kripke for example? I don’t know, mixed feeling. It could bring comedic value but I don’t think it will do much to develop Raj’s character more.

BONUS: Leonard’s line after entering the wrong apartment: She might disappear but she’s definitely not cleaning. LMAO!!!

3. Howardette, clingy and adorable:

Howie vents to his wife who tried to console him with Neil Diamond. He refuses thinking it will get Bernie “sexed up”. 😂 Bernadette's face reads more like “yeah, right”. The rest of the episode we get clingy Howard who wants to snuggle his wife to death and a Bernadette that cringes to his every effort.

It’s funny but oh-so-cute! 😍 I love all the shows couples and enjoy when the writers explore these real dynamics in a realistic but positive way because I believe that conflict can also be growth opportunities. (Which is why I’ve had too many issues to discuss here with the way they are writing Lenny this season. I’m surprised (and grateful) they didn’t have them argue this episode again.

Bernie decides to have an honest conversation with her hubby about it and discovers in the process that she is more similar to her husband than she initially thought and has dealt thru similar circumstances in not the healthiest ways either. 😒 Funny how in relationships we are quick to notice when our partner is somehow walking a slippery slope but can’t see it in ourselves.

BONUS: Bernadette shares with the girls how Howard wanted to get a mammogram at the same time as her like if it was a couple’s massage. Lol. Really creepy but so damn hilarious. 😂😂😂

4. The cat is out of the bag:

Amy’s making Sheldon breakfast in their apartment. Sheldon is still visibly down regarding the quantum gyroscope. She doesn’t have the heart to break the news to him although she certainly was preparing everything to have that conversation. 

Mayim’s acting out of this scene is as real as it can get. While the script kept it light it also needed to portray her struggle. She managed both effectively with her facial expressions, her voice and her timing which were all perfect. 

Sheldon is able to appreciate Amy’s care in her gesture of not only making him oatmeal but making his favorite kind, plain. There is significance there. Plain because he feels comfort in familiarity. She is his secure “spot”. Keep this in mind with what’s about to develop. He’s hit with the realization of just how important she is to his life. Now, we the fandom knew this. But this was, I feel, an a-ha moment for Sheldon where he compliments her with these 4 lines:

You are so kind. (She’s the sweetest cinnamon roll to pure for this world)
I don’t know how I ever got by without you. (She’s the dryer sheets of his heart)
I’ve come to realize, I’m completely dependent on you. (Awww, he needs her)
To wake up every morning and know you are there is a great comfort to me. (She’s his oatmeal)

How do you do it? (I feel he meant all of the above and not just the oatmeal.)

Those are some heavy love declarations!!! Write that on a postcard and you have the most romantic letter ever. 😉 Each of these lines is delivered with raw honesty by Jim. They are subtle, intentional and sweet. By now I’m not only watching this to be entertained, my feels begin to act out and I’m praying this won’t turn into another cruel Molaro joke because Amy has deserved this for a long time. Poor girl is trying to comfort Sheldon and humbly downplays each compliment, afraid of his reaction and knowing this will be hard for him. 

Amy could’ve gotten away with this if it had been the Sheldon of years ago. But this Sheldon is in love with Amy. 😏 And he still can’t read social clues well with other people but with Amy is different. He knows something is off as soon as she doesn’t show enthusiasm for their own experiment.

Has something changed? Is there something you are not telling?

And she finally breaks the news after a perfectly timed pause.

And now it’s him with a perfectly timed pause. His face, omg!!! 😢

You could read it all in 2 seconds and my heart broke for him. 💔 Thank goodness for good writing, I cried but giggled in the same breath.

BONUS: “You have to go. This is important… So are you….” 🚑🚑🚑

5. Sheldon has the Blues (in an apartment as empty as his heart):

Raj and Leonard find a harmonica playing Sheldon with the blues because “my baby done left me”. BTW, love that Texan cowboy accent anytime. 🔥 Hoo! The guys are sweet and try to help until Raj accidentally suggests Sheldon can go back to his old room leading to a hilarious moment. Leonard asked to speak to him in the hallway and slammed the door in his face, LMAO!!! 😂😂😂 Mean but effective.

I really appreciated in this scene Leonard and Sheldon sitting on the floor and having a “man to man” talk. We get to remember that in spite of their differences, these 2 really bond and love each other like true brothers. 😊 Leonard was compassionate and showed concern. Sheldon was so sad! Still being Sheldon, he took Leonard to mean he needed to trick Amy into staying though. 😆 So glad he didn’t go that route.

6.  Loving and Supportive Boyfriend:

Sheldon enters the apartment with a good quality luggage presenting it as a peace offering of sorts. 

We all know he hates gift giving which made my heart flutter thinking he left the empty apartment with harmonica in his pocket, went to a store and told an employee how his girlfriend had to leave and he wanted the best luggage they had for her.This is exactly what happened - That’s why he said the salesman at the store had told him the luggage could survive a crash. 

Then he carried down the street with all eyes on him and up the stairs thinking every step of the way of what he would say to be supportive and how much he wanted to make love to her because he would miss her. 😢😢😢 Let THAT sink in. 😭😭😭 

He opens by explaining to Amy Leonard had pointed out how he wasn’t always loving and supportive. (Take you own advice, Leonard. Sheldon has come a long way.) He then lets her know “It’s a wonderful opportunity and you need to take it”. He knows this is important for her and unselfishly decides to let her go freely, earning him a sincere kiss from Amy which he gently returned stroking her arms. tears, tears, tears…..

What followed was the moment the fandom has been waiting for… Sheldon wants to make love to her and IT’S NOT HER BIRTHDAY. Coitus just because he wants to be intimate and wants to please her and be pleasured. He needs her and wants to, using his words, “make love”! Can you hear that??? The sound of fangirls yelling simultaneously near a heart attack! 🚑🚑🚑 HE FREAKING LED HER TO THE BEDROOM!!! 😲 BY THE HAND!!! 😲 INSERT OVARIES EXPLODING HERE… 💣💣💣💥💥💥 

If that wasn’t enough, their frenzied lovemaking turned out to be a moment we all wanted. Loud enough for Raj, Lenny and us to hear. It may be weird but I so wanted that because we are all Penny. By what we heard, they were having fun and getting freaky! (Btw, the naughty vixen totally rode that cowboy! 😉 Sorry. 🙊🙈🙉) 

BONUS: I’m just warning you, if you find yourself 3000 miles away craving a hit of this, I can’t Skype it to you. 😂😂😂 

7. It’s so hard to say goodbye: 

Sweet Shelley, being the southern gentleman he is, walks Amy down the stairs. He takes that opportunity to go over what he needs from her to make this separation more bearable. He wants her to: 

  • Text when she’s at the airport 
  • Text when she’s at the gate 
  • Text if she find GOT actors
  • Skype when she gets there Skype every morning
  • Remember he’s proud of her and supports her
  •  And of course, if she runs into another version of him but with Thor hair… step away and call him asap 

What he’s really saying is you haven’t left yet and I already miss you. 😍

In summary, a perfect episode with funny moments, great cast interactions, some sarcastic zingers we love, but also lots of character development and some fluffy scenes. I’m also so happy it was finally about Amy and in a good way. Thank you writers! 👐 

Plus, being the Sheldon lover I am, gym parsons body will kill me. His butt when he walks aways from Amy at breakfast, his arms and chest when he is kissing her, his hands caressing her arms and back, and of course, his sexy face and eyes when he says “or, we can fold them”!!! Hot Damn, he is fine AF!!!

Things for the writers to think about going forward are: how will Raj do with his upcoming living arrangement and will they finally address the development of his character? Will Lenny continue in a good place? How will Shamy do with the long distance thing? Will this be another revelation for Sheldon once he misses her enough or will this be another disaster waiting to happen - (I think they can get through this)? What will happen with the guys’ project? What will Howard do now that his money making idea is no longer his thing? Aaaaand, where the hell is Stuart, lol? 

DM if you need me and please, no spoilers in the comments of this review. A very special thanks to my lovely friend @platypus-quacks-too for some of the gifs. Timing wasn’t on our side for our usual collab but I’m grateful for the talented @tbbt-faves - whom I’m collaborating with for the first time and allowed me to use her gifs in this review. I have been a fan and follower and I’m thankful for her work and to have her blessing in using most of the gifs in this review. Go follow these talented people.

Bye fandom!! I will once again go into hiding/ninja mode until the finale. Read you all after that. Love you all!! 

i really wish the small town midwestern scene wasn’t so inherently conservative-slash-racist-slash-generally-depressing because I feel a lot of affection for its Weirdness From Mundanity That is Both Comforting and Unsettling

Shitty fish frys during lent sponsored by the OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL SORROWS PARISH that even non-catholics go to; no one has a problem with it, but no one seems to know why or how they show up either. That single restaurant in town that isn’t a chain and you see at least six people you know there every time you go; the owner knows your parents and your parents parents and sometimes you wish they didnt. the 8 million churches, like, surely there’s not enough people even living here to keep all these open? that one sorta-creepy office-looking building that there’s always threeish cars at, but you’ve never quite figured out what it’s for. The Character who Everyone has seen jogging down main street in a bright neon track suit doing a bizzare aerobics routine no one can figure out (it’s funny until your mom tells you what she heard about them at the PTA meeting one time, which is invariaby something terribly sad and Everyone knows). The subdivisions built in the early aughts on the edge of town that are slightly nicer than the houses in town, but all look the same, and every street has a pretentious-fancy stone wall with the name of the street on it, and they’re all something crazy generic like “Crestwood Hills” or “Stone Ridge Court”; the person you hated in eighth grade lived in one of these, and somehow you know that they will again someday. the taco bell off the interstate that is, somehow, shitter than the average taco bell, but all the high school kids get high and go there after dances and over the years their energy has imbued with with some kind of trashy youthful magic. that eerie feeling when you’re at a crossroads out of the way at night and you stop at the red light for what feels like a really long time, but there’s no other cars in sight, and you have to take a moment to acknowledge that you’re following society’s rules Just Because rather than for any practical reason here and you could TOTALLY just run this red light without any consequences and and and then it turns green and it’s a huge relief

i downloaded Sam Winchester saying,
“No, we have guns and we’ll find you ” and then put it as my alarm in the morning. so im woken up every morning by a deep male voice threatening me and it’s honestly alarming and refreshing at the same time

anonymous asked:

Why are ppl all uwu in their feelings over a pedophile getting needle-cookies? Lmao props to the person who did it tbh Pedophiles use disgusting shit like underage ships and incest pairings to get ther victims to think the abuse their enduring is okay. Pedophiles run to fandom fools who spew that mindless ship and let ship bull shit for validation and protection Tbh this is not just some ship drama it's literall pedophillia being normalized and making pedos feel safe I hate it so fucking much

Literally! and if i have to hear about how ‘frisk’s age was never confirmed in canon’ one more Goddamn time!! 

it doesn’t NEED to be. toby gave us enough proof by having sans call them kid, and toriel call them child, and the striped sweater comment like. it’s called NARRATIVE SYMBOLISM. 

ALSO if i have to hear about how “we’re frisk” and “frisk is just you the whole time!” again in the good lord’s year of 2017? i’ll LOSE IT. the whole POINT of undertale was that frisk was THEIR OWN PERSON the whole damn time!!! and in being their OWN PERSON they were also, a FUCKING CHILD!!! 

shipping them with ANYONE is pedophilia at worst, and just mad creepy at best. 

it’s funny to me how these same people talk about how fiction =/= reality and how “out in the real world! real pedophiles hurt REAL kids!!!!” but then sit behind computer screens and whine and cry about ship hate and harass people over rightful negativity showing up in the Search. but ANYWAY.

Truth or Dare: Tan Twister Edition (Or "how to literary roast alive your best friend 101")

So…this crack!fic is a todoroki one, with hints of momojirou and kiribakuraka.

I got badly sunburnt yesterday…so now I’m salty.

Enjoy :D


The thing with Kaminari was that he loved a good prank, but he had gone too far this time around.

Sticking freezing wet hands on someone else’s back at the beach had never been Todoroki’s thing, not even with his quirk…but, apparently, Jirou had had enough of such a childish behaviour from her best friend’s part.

And it had been all Kaminari’s fault to begin with, since he tried to escape his friend’s wrath by assuring her it had been Todoroki the real culprit of said prank.

Obviously, Jirou didn’t believe him and proceeded to roast him alive in front of everybody, listing all the embarrassing moments she had witnessed regarding Denki that she could think of.

Unwilling to be humiliated by her, Kaminari had tried to convince their friend to settle it with a challenge of some sorts…but Jirou had pressed further, daring him to a game of truth or dare in front of their entire class.

For the record, Jirou had never shown any form of shame whatsoever regarding her life…so it would have been a pretty easy game for her to win, in all fairness.
Given the unnecessary advantage on Jirou’s part, some of their classmates pointed said issue out and suggested a division into groups in order to help Kaminari regain his honor once again.

So…there they were, playing a potentially rigged game of Truth or Dare at the beach…but with a twist to it. Whoever were to refuse to tell the truth would have had to expose themselves to an embarrassing tanning session for fifteen minutes, with the bare minimum of sun screen, and…all kind of things plastered on their bodies to create weird tan lines on top of it.

Very complicated rules were involved, such as:
- “anything…literally anything can be used to cover someone’s body part”;
- “yes, even penises shapes, Tsuyu”;
- “yes, especially on Bakugou, you’re absolutely right Kaminari”;
- “no…killing Kaminari is not allowed, Bakugou”;
- “no le~sexy~humiliating body parts involved…what are you Jirou? A Mineta copycat perhaps?;
- “we didn’t invite him for a reason, you know?”
and last, but not least:
- “we’re letting Tenya taking care of our eventual burns at the end of the day”.

Iida had made the rules, obviously.

The “twister” part of the game involved each one of them –two by two– picking a card from a baseball cap and reading out loud which of their body parts would have been sun-kissed without the right amount of sun protection. Next, from another hat a new card would have been drawn to reveal the shape fated to mark the unlucky player.

Out of everyone, Todoroki was encouraged to stay neutral and be the one drawing the cards instead of playing, given his tendency to get easily sunburnt no matter the amount of sun screen on his skin. Momo had made sure to create a nice little shadowed station for him to stay cool and comfortable while the others divided into two groups. Todoroki was given the two hats containing the cards, along with a couple of jars respectively labeled as “Kaminari’s awesome squad” and “Jirou’s Bad Bitches”.

Todoroki had already enjoyed the popsicle Iida had given him while the others had split into groups, before he could draw the first two names for the battle.

*first round*

He sighed quietly to himself, wishing none of his classmates would burn under the cancerous sun rays, and then he proceeded to his peculiar duties.

But as soon as he called the first two names, he was faced with a great deal of displeasure, for it had been Momo the one that was chosen first…against Kaminari himself.

Everyone could recognize fear in the girl’s eyes, because she knew to what lengths Denki would’ve gone just to win over Jirou’s girlfriend.

And so…it began.

“Momo…truth or dare?”, asked Kaminari, smiling knowingly at the girl while the others gaped at her determined face.

“Truth.”, she confidently said, fighting for her girlfriend’s honor with all her might.

However, Kaminari seemed to have anticipated her answer already, widening his smile.

“How many girls have you kissed in our class…a part from Jirou?”

A resounding noise of displeasure came from their classmates, many of which accused Kaminari of being tasteless and unethical to say the least. Todoroki began sipping his drink out of secondhand embarrassment for his best friend, knowing all too well how Momo disliked to be asked such intrusive questions.

However, she stood up for the sake of the fight, answering with a clear voice.

“Two.”, she said, loudly cheered by her girlfriend soon after.

“And I already know all about it, Denki you asshole! Because I trust her and love her!”, Jirou said, pointing proudly at her girlfriend as if showing her off to the world.

“Kaminari”, called Momo afterwards, catching the boy’s attention while he was still shocked by her brave response, “Truth…or dare?”, she mischievously asked, basking at the sight of a terrified Denki.

Everyone went silent, waiting for his response.

But the kid, probably suspecting what level of intrusiveness Momo would have reached in order to make him pay, preferred not to give her the satisfaction of knowing his darkest secrets…and chose “Dare” instead.

And that, as Kirishima helpfully described, “required some serious balls”.

Todoroki was the one to pick the card regarding which body part was going to be marked and the card telling them the item fated to mark Kaminari’s skin for the entire summer.

As soon as Todoroki read the cards, he tried with all his might to contain his giggles, failing miserably of course.

“Thong lines…on the nose.”, he declared, watching Kaminari melt in front of him in a puddle of his own regret, while everyone else laughed at the mental image evoked by Todoroki’s smooth and giggling voice.

Being an honorable person, however, Kaminari took the (hopefully clean) offending piece of clothing from Aoyama’s hands…before putting it on his head, with the butt-string right on top of the bridge of his nose…crying profusely while Jirou gave him a moved applause.

*second round*

While Kaminari basked in the sunlight muttering that “he was THE man”, Todoroki was asked to draw the second couple of names from the jars.

Mina vs Tokoyami.

“Tokoyami…please forgive me.”, murmured Mina, making sure there were no hard feelings between them, “But I’ll have to ask you…truth or dare?”

Stoic as ever, Tokoyami choose “truth”, probably having little to no embarrassing personal facts to keep from everyone’s else…no matter how mysterious he was.

Mina, however, seemed determined enough to make him crack under pressure, and so she asked: “Tokoyami…what’s your biggest secret?”

To which, and pretty characteristically at that, he responded just by evoking Dark Shadow for a brief moment, before letting his poor demonic friend take his leave away from the sun. Everyone cheered at such classy, yet truthful response.

“Mina, right back at you…truth or dare?”, the boy asked, patting his chest lightly probably to console Dark Shadow after such a difficult act of bravery from its part.

The girl, wanting to defend the honor of Jirou’s group, accepted to tell the truth and nothing but.

“Was it you the one who ate all of the popsicles in the common room…or was it someone else’s fault?”

It had been two weeks since the incident, when all the frozen goodies of their common room had been stolen one tragic night…the night when the AC had broken down for good and no one had been able to sleep due to the heat.

Everyone in their class had their eyes fixated on Mina…and she gave in.

She didn’t say if she was the culprit, or if she was covering for someone else…but she looked over at Todoroki and asked him to draw her cards, surrendering.

Right next to him, happy to have been spared the tanning humiliation, Momo filled his glass of orange juice while he picked the cards. He thanked her and paused briefly in his task of drawing the cards to fix the big umbrella over his friend’s head…consequently (and unintentionally, really) making Mina’s waiting more miserable by the minute.

But she patiently waited as he declared her “dare”: “mustaches lines…under the nose”.
Pretty common, in Todoroki’s opinion, but not less funny.

The girl sighed of relief at that, already making plans on how to make jokes about being French and sophisticated.

*third round*

Kirishima vs Aoyama.

And no, you don’t want to know what Aoyama was asked to tell the truth about.

You’ll just have to know that Kirishima wasn’t even able to be asked something himself that Aoyama had already lost, regretting to have chosen “truth” to begin with…accepting his fate of an uneven tan and humiliation instead of answering Kirishima’s question.

While Eijirou complained about not being able to sport funny tan lines out of courage alone, Todoroki drew the cards…but had to make Tokoyami next to him read them.
The giggles were too hard for the boy to keep a straight face at what was written.

“Flower lines…on the left butt-cheek”.
Which, coincidentally, seemed very fitting for Aoyama in some weird way.

From that point onwards, the game proceeded pretty quickly.

With Iida insisting everyone put safety first, and with the occasional Kaminari complaining about not being promptly woken up from his slumber under the sun.

Everyone was having a great time, even the contestants…more or less.

*fourth round*

Ojiro vs Sero.

Ojiro, one of Jirou’s loyal warriors, lost to Sero when faced by the boy’s lack of shame regarding his personal life…and the tailed soon-to-be-hero didn’t really want to disclose the circumstances regarding his first date with Hagakure.

So, in the end, he endured the suffering of having his tail tanned with the word “flower boy” written in sunscreen…which, considering how Aoyama was enjoying his sunbathing session, seemed both funny and creepy at the same time.

Especially given the fact that the two of them had to bask in the sun at the same time…right next to each other.

*fifth round*

Kouta vs Sato.

Kouta graciously won a round for Kaminari’s squad not because of his bravery or honesty…but because Sato felt bad for asking him to tell the truth about the number of teddy bears he was sleeping with and so he took the dare in his stead.

Sato was doomed to get a tan with his eyes covered by nipple covers.
His face was redder than a tomato…and most certainly not because of the sun.

*sixth round*

Tsuyu vs Mezo.

Another win for Jirou’s group, with Tsuyu asking for Shoji’s secret brownies recipe.

Stating that he would never, NEVER, trade such family token for Kaminari’s honor nor pride, Shoji accepted to sunbathe with his nipples covered by adorable cardboard ducks cutouts…while being loudly bad-mouthed by Kaminari for not being a true friend.

Todoroki was having the time of his life.
That would have been their last summer together before graduation, and not even Denki’s complaints or Kirishima’s obnoxious act of shooting embarrassing pictures could have put a frown on Todoroki’s face…

…but when his gaze fell on a silent figure in the background of their group, suddenly the boy grew anxious and worried. Especially after seeing how Midoriya seemed to shy away from attention.

In the middle of Jirou and Kaminari’s bantering and challenging one another, Todoroki had completely forgotten about Izuku’s social anxiety. And he felt an idiot about it.

Suddenly that stupid game tasted like regret on Todoroki’s lips, and his orange juice had nothing but a nauseous effect on him.

So, when he was kindly asked to draw the names for the next round by Kirishima, the boy felt bad just by having been spared from his classmates’ humiliation.

He should have been the one humiliated, not Midoriya.

*seventh round*

Tooru vs Bakugou.

It didn’t end well…or did it? Todoroki wasn’t really sure.

Bakugou didn’t want to fight against Hagakure, stating that he wanted a real challenge instead of playing with “someone who wouldn’t have sported ANY sunburn at the end of the day”.

Tooru ended up crying and screaming at Katsuki, offended by his lack of sensibility in regards of her invisibility. She was eventually dragged away from the battlefield, given that she was ready to lash at Bakugou for real, and was consoled by Mina and Momo in the end.

Bakugou marched toward the seashore instead, declaring war to the sun before stopping mid tracks and asking Todoroki’s what was his dare.

Surprisingly enough, the word “back” and “Kirishima” left Todoroki’s mouth.
At which, Eijirou happily run after Katsuki in order to cuddle him and spoon him from behind.

No one knew who was the one to write said card, but everyone laughed and giggled at the sight of one very grumpy Bakugou being tackled down by Kirishima on the sand.

Even Izuku relaxed a bit at the scene, and Todoroki smiled at that while drawing the next couple of names.

*eight round*

Uraraka vs Iida.

By focusing his attention on both of his friends, however, Todoroki found himself in a difficult situation.

Iida didn’t really want to fight for Kaminari’s pride, because he didn’t really condone any kind of prank the the expense of others, nor did he really want to end up being the one with a major burn on his body.

And Ochaco…she seemed off, in some ways.
She wasn’t really paying much attention to the game, not even when her name was randomly chosen by Todoroki. When her name had been called, she was still looking somewhat sadly at Bakugou and Kirishima by the sea, and it took Shouto another try before the girl could hear his voice.

Iida, on his part, didn’t even want to win against his friend, but when he was asked something…well, it was basically impossible for the class president to take a step back. So Ochaco’s weak attempt to embarrass him in front of everyone had no success…even more so because she had asked him his crush’s name…

…and Tenya had answered “Justice”.

Such an earnest response had taken Uraraka aback to the point where she asked to face the “dare” instead of answering any further questions by her friend.
She had probably known all along how unwilling Iida was to ask her about her private life, so she had beat him to the game by accepting her fate instead.

Todoroki, however, didn’t want to upset her or hurt her in any way.

She really seemed out of it that day, and it wasn’t his place to make her suffer after losing a battle…but he drew the cards nonetheless.
He had to double check what was written on them though, because it didn’t really make much sense to him.

In regards of which body part was going to get sunburnt…well, the card only said “body”, as in the general meaning of the word.
But the other card said…“Judge’s choice”.

So he decided to take Ochaco’s happiness into his hands instead, and declared his choice.

“Bakugou lines…on Uraraka’s entire body.”

To which Ochaco gaped at him, Katsuki rose his head from the sand various dozens of meters away, and Eijirou (still spooning the other boy from behind) cheered loudly and called for the girl to join them on the seashore.

The three of them had a lot to talk about, after all.
What better chance to do so while cuddling together lulled by the waves?

*ninth round”

Jirou vs Midoriya.

And this was a fight Todoroki wasn’t too keen on watching, to be completely honest.

Jirou wanted the upper hand in the game, even more so because Kaminari was watching from afar her every move while Tenya sprayed his cheeks with sunscreen.

But Izuku…seemed restless and a little concerned, clutching at his short sleeved shirt and looking at his feet covered in sand.

“Midoriya…truth or dare?”, came from Jirou, who was smiling softly…yet dangerously.

“Truth…I guess.”, the boy said, possibly angry at Kaminari for dragging him into the fight, given the way he was watching the other kid.

“Is it true…that Todoroki is in love with you?”

Loud complaints could be heard from the umbrella where most of the winners had huddled under. Especially from Momo, who was trying to take a hold onto her best friend before he could faint right in front of everyone.
No matter how much her girlfriend wanted to win, that was foul play and Momo was having none of it.

Even Ochaco complained from the seashore, before Bakugo could drag her back down to their cuddle pile with Kirishima, telling her that Deku was old enough to take care of himself.

Todoroki, on the other hand, was too embarrassed and troubled even to regulate his body temperature as he accidentally set his beach towel on fire.

Izuku, however, avoided any eye contact with Shouto, beginning to unbutton his shirt as he asked for his “dare”.

Kaminari screamed profusely at that, barely containing himself from lashing at Midoriya from Iida’s hold, lamenting his lack of trust in humanity now that even the kindest person in their class had betrayed him.

Izuku asked for his “dare” once again, refusing to answer Jirou’s question for good.

Since Todoroki was too far gone into his head to care about Kaminari’s cries or Jirou’s cheers of victory, it was Momo the one to draw the last card from the baseball hat.

They hadn’t really planned ahead the number of cards regarding body parts, so now they were stuck with one lonely pice of paper describing the marking object instead.

Momo cleared her throat and declared…something unusual.

“It…it only says “first loser’s choice.”, the girl said, making Todoroki winch next to her.

It would have been Kaminari the one to choose Izuku’s punishment as a “dare”.

And boy…did the kid enjoyed the chance to take revenge on his traitor of a friend…


By the end of the day, Jirou was drunk with power over her best friend, and Kaminari was sporting a neat reverse “Y” tan line on his face.

Momo and Tsuyu were joking along with Mina about the girl’s new mustaches, while Aoyama couldn’t be stopped from exposing one of his flowery butt cheeks anytime Ojiro came into view.

Sato looked like a panda, not having tanned at all around his eyes, but he seemed to enjoy Kouta’s compliments on the matter.

Tokoyami had bought juice and ice cream for the lot of them, helped by Hagakure and Mezo who were distributing the goods while the sun set on their day.

Bakugou had fallen asleep on Uraraka’s lap, while the girl and Kirishima chatted and planned their first date in detail.

Tenya, as usual, was running around making sure everyone was settled for the day and healthy enough not to cause any troubles to Recovery Girl in the middle of the night.

Todoroki had had fun…up to the point where Midoriya had refused to discuss their relationship in front of everyone else.
Jirou’s question had been overly personal in Shouto’s opinion, but he still couldn’t believe Izuku had preferred to take the “dare” instead of answering her.

It was true that they had never talked about their feelings for each other up until then, given their mutual desire to focus on hero training and all…but it made Todoroki nervous nonetheless questioning Midoriya’s silence on the matter.

Did Izuku not know how much he cared for him?
Had Shouto been too hasty to presume the boy would feel the same towards him?

They were both eighteen by then, but it had been a really long time since they had felt that way…or so Shouto had thought.

His train of thoughts was suddenly stopped when he felt someone taking his left hand into their scarred right one. Shouto looked up and met with Izuku green eyes, while the boy was looking softly at him before he could avert his eyes to focus on the setting sun instead.

Todoroki gripped the boy’s hand a little tighter, having been reassured of their mutual understanding. Certain that they were going to talk, eventually, about their relationship.

Although…maybe they would have had to wait until next year.
Most probably.

Because those bikini lines on Izuku’s body were definitely too much for Shouto to handle. And if Izuku were to confess his feelings there…the other boy would have had one really hard time refraining himself from making out with him right in front of everybody.

Better to wait the next spring, when those killer tan lines were bound to disappear.

Magic Box

Warning/s: none ? cliche at some point


I was baking cookies when I heard Peter groan in frustration. I walked over to the living room to see him bashing the remote control on the sofa.

“Woah. What’s wrong?” I asked.

“It’s this damn magic box. Doesn’t seem to have magic at all.” Peter gritted his teeth.

I laughed at his lack of intelligence about modern technology.

Peter frowned and stood up from the sofa.

“You think this is funny, Y/N?” He said with a creepy voice.

I stopped laughing. This side of Peter scared me but I tried to ignore it. I failed miserably.

“Uh.. It’s just that this is t-the third t-time this w-week that you had the same problem” I managed to stutter out.

Peter looked at me with the same expression from before and then laughed.

I made a confused face.

“What?” I whispered.

“You should’ve seen your face! You were so scared!” he laughed.

I glared at him and slapped his shoulder.

“That’ll teach you not to laugh at me, love.” He grinned.

I pouted.

He walked closer until our bodies touched and then he pecked my lips.

He grinned.

“Now help me with this magic box.”

Puzzles, Promises, and Paws

(Unfinished Sterek fic with Fox!Stiles. I used elements of this in a different fic in the end, so this one became abandoned.)

Typical. It’s just typical.

When things happen around Stiles, they usually happen in tandem. One thing leads to another thing, that leads to something else, that leads to another really big, annoying thing that Stiles does not want to deal with. Basically, his life is one big Rube Goldberg Machine with twenty different parts all smashing into each other in a very Mouse-Trap-esk way that usually ends with him—the mouse—trapped under a plastic net.

Or, you know, locked up with chains in yet another creepy basement.

Is it weird that he’s glad it’s witches instead of crazy Hunters this time?

“This is really, super pointless, you know.”

The witches look up from their witchy-muttering and scowl without comment. Yes, this is about the tenth time he’s managed to catch their attention by saying just about the same thing. He actually has no clue why they even bother looking up anymore, but it’s funny and maybe delaying his inevitable death.

“You’re not going to get any information from me,” he says, trying a different track.

One of the older witches sighs, dropping her head down like she just can’t.

“I am starting to think we have made a mistake,” she murmurs to the others, sending the younger three into a babble of promises about how they did get it right, the boy is just being difficult. Which, hell yeah he’s being difficult, theirs a bunch of witches being creepy in a basement with him.

The eldest, not looking convinced at all, gestures to Stiles with clear distaste, “He has not accepted the craft into his bosom.”

“Whoooaa… ” Stiles shakes his head. “Whoa—okay, no, you’re right, I have not. For one thing, I don’t have bosoms to accept crafts into. For another, i’m not that into pipe cleaners and glitter glue, so, you know.”

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anonymous asked:

You don't hate Mineta what is nice! So pls share some of your thoughts about him?

Hey anon! I got an old post right here:

(lol 9 months old post)

Anyway, another thing I’d like to point out is this:

  • Mineta is a creepy little fucker and he knows it. At the same time, almost nobody in-universe tolerates his creepiness and he gets decimated for it. For all the times you see him being a pervert, somebody is also always there to call him out and stop him.
  • This results in funny shenanigans. Since fun is subjective, it’s understandable not everyone finds it funny.

I think one of the things that’s hard for others to understand is “liking a character” does not automatically mean that you like what they do. It’s different; you can like a really abhorrent character because of their existence contributes a lot of things to the story, positive or negative, which makes the story more interesting.

Another example is liking murderous villains. That doesn’t automatically mean you like murder too, silly, but because these villains have very interesting personalities and their character adds so much to the plot.

Mineta may not add so much to the plot per se, but I find him very entertaining and interesting. In general, I love flawed characters because this means they have room to grow, change and improve themselves and I would like to see that. In BNHA it’s one of the best things for me, that everyone is flawed in different ways and we can witness them improve themselves.

I personally would want Mineta to stop being so much of a pervert, at the very least not act on it (which is very uncomfortable for the other characters). I think that’s the only thing holding him back. He can be rude and condescending like other characters and nobody would bat an eye. LUL

Dib wears the wrong pants… WITH DEADLY CONSEQUENCES!!  Can the Earth survive an invasion from the waist down? (Spoiler: Maybe!)

Tell your LCS you want to get your grubby hands on my variant cover with the code DEC151491 (or DEC151490 for the main cover). Cut off date for pre-orders is Feb, 29th. Thanks for letting me do this @onipress!

PANTS! is a legendary “LOST EPISODE” of Invader ZIM.  A story that finds Dib battling an invasion of disgusting alien pants with mind-control powers, it was originally shot-down for reasons that are now lost in the mists of time.  But writer Eric Trueheart never gave up carrying the torch for the trousers.  Now Trueheart, series-creator Jhonen Vasquez, and artists Aaron Alexovich and Dave Crosland finally bring the pants out of the closet and onto the page.  A tale as funny as it is creepy, PANTS! will delight old-school ZIM fans and newcomers alike, and make you never look at your legs the same way again.


Day 8. What moment/s made you feel emotional?

Things about Psychonauts in general make me emotional. To be quick about it I could have put “Everything in the backer updates for Psychonauts 2 so far” as I usually end up wiping tears from my eyes like a big softie. But that would be too easy So to pinpoint some particulars was tough but what I came down to was essentially: Milla and Loboto’s pasts.
Milla as a whole is so beautiful. She’s sweet and kind and from the get go I liked her. I stumbled upon her demons in my first play through (somehow) and my god… that took a turn. It’s such a stark contrast to the rest of her level that you legitimately feel like you’ve found something you shouldn’t see. The accompanying memory vault about what happened to the children at the hospital and the last slide of her screaming. I can’t even begin to properly convey how gut punched I felt. Poor Milla.
More recently I was beyond elated to see the “Good Doctor” return in Rhombus of Ruin and honestly I was SUPER disappointed in how he was neglected in the first game so to actually go into his mind and see what set the wheels in motion to make him who he became, was… I don’t know. It was the special kind of moment that I’ve come to admire in Tim and the entire Double Fine team. The way the story was told via dolls (who move so creepy .. spider like almost) and somehow it was heartbreaking and terrifying and funny all at the same time. It was sheer perfection in my opinion. That’s why I needle felted Maboto and Paboto (as I affectionately call them) because it shook me. I already knew I loved Caligosto but this just was the final nail in the coffin. And really my heart broke for him, and I wondered “So… what’s he going to be like now?” and I could not be happier with the “well… he’s pretty much exactly the same as it turns out” answer. I laughed my ass off.

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Picks from the clip of Vanity Fair, 2013 : Eddie Redmayne, Bella Heathcote and Amy Adams

A funny (just a bit creepy) video XD and Eddie is charming sexy and akward at same time