this is cool 2 me idk

shit the signs prob do/say

*from my experience*

Aries: bad bad texters, make everything obvious, *randomly curses at u* (not a surprise if u find them talking to themselves), crazy drivers vroom vroom, *screams but cools down after 3 min*, laughs manically when angry, looks focused about everything,  jokes about things that’ll make you widen your eyes (rly personal shit)

Taurus: asks when and where they’ll be able to eat, make literally 0 sense sometimes, lazy bean always saying they’re tired, virgo #2, will fight u, takes their fights seriously, MI X ED SIGNALS!!?!!?!?

Gemini: “idk I like them but I don’t, you get me?”, hates it when u repeat music but they do the same shit, acts smart but can’t backup their arguments, rly loud laughers, *screenshots everything*, repeats their jokes until someone laughs at it

Cancer: adds everything w daddy, “im not emotional wtf”, likes to be derpy, either babies u or likes being babied, becomes victim if u dont return affection, has atleast accidentally called their teacher mom/dad once, “send that to me!”

Leo: actually leaves yelp reviews, s/o > frnds/u, dramatically cries when hungry, “lets take an uber”, turn to preachers at random times, #triggered, goes to places just for the pictures

Virgo: judged u atleast once, involves themselves in drama & accidentally becomes a victim, not scared of u, independent woman who dont need no man (unless u got some leo in u), my opinion > urs

Libra: literally wild af, talks really loud, says shit without even thinking twice omg??, wings everything, air head #2, s a ssy, “idc if they don’t like me……but why tho”, leo #2, have dank memes to back up their argument, most likely to send u a nude/ or have u call them daddy/mami, suggest i v e

Scorpio: text them at 4 am and they’ll reply, actually really hate spooky shit, could pull off as Geminis if they weren’t so mysterious, also looks rly hot, thinks about every bad scenario, the worriers, staring at you either means they hate u or they like u pick one

Sagittarius: *freedomly flirts*, so harsh like ouch?, the type to ask u to dinner and say they forgot their wallet, says no but does it anyways,  *shows u a song then reminds u they showed u it everytime u listen to it*, mimics everything, most likely to wear something that’ll grab someone’s attention

Capricorn: *looks rlly powerful but likes a dominant person*, lets you copy their hw #realOG, looks rly confused, depended on 167% of the time, looks rly hot, looks so serious but is really singing in their heads, ride or die

Aquarius: air head #1, say the weirdest shit sometimes omg?, leo #3, won’t apologize for none, probably already found out the secret to life, doesn’t hide anything, “im n o t we a  k”, makes a joke bout everything

Pisces: more sensitive than cancer like wyd astrology, says “what” after you just explained yourself, “dude what if like…”, oblivious , person: look at that cute person pisces: where?! *looks everywhere but the cute person*, no one knows what they’re thinking


Our Q&A - lyrics

mountainkinq’s follow spree !! 

    recently i went and unfollowed a toon of inactive blogs and now my dash is p dead so i’m looking for some blogs 2 follow! please reblog if u are into the following: 

  • tolkien 
  • vikings
  • game of thrones
  • tv shows/movies/marvel/harry potter
  • aesthetics/architecture/b&w
  • literature/mythology
  • music/photography/nature

you must have a tagging system, and i will check out every blog that reblogs this post (: you do not have to make ur own stuff but that is a added bonus!! like are counted as bookmarks and im not gonna look at those who do- i would appreciate if my mutuals could reblog and help me spread the word!! 

I want to come home to you everyday. I want to be there to keep you warm on all those cold days and lay bare near you keeping cool on the hot. I want to cook you whatever you finally decide on each and every evening. I want to sit with you as you tell me everything that’s happened within your days. I know I love each of you so much already.
—  ~A polya lesbian (2:27am)
Fluff and Fold

pairing: john laurens x reader

summary: reader and john meet in a laundromat. fluff ensues.

warnings: idk i think there might be a single swear word

word count: 2,175

a/n: hi hello it’s been a hot minute since i posted, so here’s this really obnoxiously fluffy fic i hope you like it. also WOW i wrote a laurens fic isn’t that cool. inbox is open for requests/comments/concerns, happy reading!!

You struggle to swing the door to the laundromat open, juggling your laundry basket and your laptop bag. If you were going to be stuck in the fluorescent lit hell at nearly midnight, you were going to at least get some work done while you’re at it.

The door finally flies open and you march through it triumphantly, moving toward one of the tables along the center of the room. A soft grunt escapes you as you try to heave the heavy basket up onto the table. As you’re swinging the basket, it collides with something and topples to the floor, your socks and pajamas tumbling out all over the tile.

“Shit,” you mutter, bending down to scoop your clothing back into the basket. You reach forward to grab a sock and your hand bumps into another hand. Your eyes shoot up and meet a pair of soft hazel ones, framed in long black lashes. Delicate curls of chocolate brown hair wind their way down his neck and reach his shoulders, a subtle ring of frizz illumined into a warm golden halo in the harsh lighting.

“I’m so sorry,” the freckled man gasps. His subtle southern accent tugs at your heartstrings. It’s barely noticeable, but it’s there.

“It’s alright,” you feel your cheeks heat up under his stare. “I should’ve been paying closer attention to what I was doing.”

The two of you are nearly finished cleaning up the jumbled mess of laundry when he chuckles, holding out a pajama top that somehow ended up in his basket.

“As much as I love pink satin, I find it hard to believe that this belongs to me.” His eyes glint with amusement as you giggle, taking the shirt from his hand.

“But it’s your color,” you tease.

His eyes crinkle and he lets out a laugh, the sound like music to your eyes. It’s a sound you wouldn’t mind hearing more of, you decide.

“I’m John Laurens,” he says, offering his hand for you to shake.

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i think when snk season 2 airs i’ll make a bingo with things like “way to much time and budget spend on pretty landscapes instead of animations”, “levi being placed in a scene he isnt in the manga”, “characters being ignored bc they arent the cool main trio: rage issues, ravioli, and mi hogar”, “hanji, sasha, and connie only serving as the funny™ characters”, “ymir and historia being best friends :)”, etc etc

this is a fucking GIVEAWAY

I’m forgetful af so why am I even surprised I forgot the blog anniversary idk. Ok so this blog now is two years old now which makes it the longest running rp blog I ever had so you guys get the chance to win something nice k cool


1. place: a drawn picture of your muse; a custom icon psd, 150 icons of a FC your choice with the icon psd you won, a promo/header banner

2. place: a custom icon psd, 100 icons of a FC your choice, a promo/header banner

3. place: a custom icon psd, 50 icons of a FC your choice


- must be following me

- those who follow after the giveaway will be excluded from entering (bc following only for the giveaway is rude af)

- one reblog per person. you can like this too but likes wont count

Giveaway ends on Saturday, 25th February at 3pm UTC +1


Inspired by a game with @acetyleni. Mei’s comment about mountains was so anticlimactic that it made us laugh for a good 2 minutes.


Are You Fucking Kidding Me? - Bucky x Reader (3/?)

Request from @bxckytrxsh : Hey :) I have a request for you! I think a fic where the reader is Steve’s sister so she is at the tower and develops a crush on Bucky could be cool, especially if you wrote it! Could be protective Steve and flirty Bucky idk? PS I love all of your stories

| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 |

Word Count - 1.4K

Originally posted by meimeirigel

Warnings - swearing, Insecure!Reader, grinding, dancing, crying.

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I had three seasons of BBC Sherlock on my laptop since friend told me it’s cool and really worth checking out. Now, after I think 2 years I finally watched it and omg she was right xD

Are You Fucking Kidding Me? - Bucky x Reader x OlderBrother!Steve  (PART 5)

| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |

Request from @bxckytrxsh : Hey :) I have a request for you! I think a fic where the reader is Steve’s sister so she is at the tower and develops a crush on Bucky could be cool, especially if you wrote it! Could be protective Steve and flirty Bucky idk? PS I love all of your stories

Warnings - Making out, angsty? (A/N No swearing! You proud?!)

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anonymous asked:

Are there any writers on tumblr you aren't friends with but you wish you were?

Oh damn plenty! But like specifically probably @protecting-my-legacy @alexanderhamllton and @myalexanderhamiltonjustyouwait like they are all so nice and sweet I’m just too intimidated to talk to them and idk I don’t want to bother them you know?

(This does not mean you three should feel obligated to talk to me, seriously. If you don’t want to it’s cool)