this is conspiracy!

1D were a 5-member band that became a 4-member band, they all sang, there wasn’t a frontman on stage (off-stage is a whole other thing).. If you check the credits ALL of them contributed to the new sound. Also, we all know who put his foot down first to be able to write their own music. It’s not a theory, it’s not a conspiracy, it’s not a guess. We KNOW. And of course Harry has been part of that change, the music he wrote for the band is some of my fave music. But how about not erasing other people’s work? 

Larries v Harry

 Evidence, as if it was needed, that Larries have no real interest in supporting Harry’s solo career unless he drops them some crumbs that ‘babygate’ is ending. Without it, they “aren’t as interested/don’t have as much enthusiasm”.

“I really don’t get why they’re not ending it”, muses Maya, “if not for the sake of Louis which they obviously don’t care about, but for Harry’s which they’ve invested so much in. Odd”.

It IS odd, isn’t it? But not odd enough for you to consider that maybe you’ve played yourselves so spectacularly that you’ve now erased your own ability to be enthused about Harry’s career because of “the (apparent) freedom he has compared to Louis”? You’ve literally all bullshitted yourselves and now you’re “too tired and disillusioned” to support Harry because your imaginary fanfiction hasn’t translated into real life.

Why don’t you just treat yourselves to a nice, looooooong nap and leave the rest of us to enjoy Harry’s new music and film career? You won’t be missed. Harry’s doing just fine without your “support”.



Fall Out Boy

Fall Out boy is a band. Recently they’ve been posting cryptic messages on social media. Who else posts things on social media? Donald Trump. Donald Trump is orange. So are oranges. You need to peel oranges to eat them, just like you need to do with many other fruits. Fruits go Into smoothies. Smoothies are cold, just like snow. When is there usually snow on the ground? Christmas. We cut down trees at Christmas. Trees grow out of the ground. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Worms are in the ground. Worms have no eyes, so they are blind. People are blind sometimes. Blind people read using Braille. Braille kind of sounds like bread if you think about it really hard. Bread is delicious, sometimes people put peanut butter on it. Peanut butter is a very common allergen. When people have an allergic reaction their throats closes up. Stores close at certain hours. There are 24 hours in a day. My favourite number is 8. 24 divided by 8 is three. Three? thREE? THREE. A TRIANGLE HAS THREE SIDES FALL OUT BOY ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!! PETE WENTZ IS SATAN HIMSELF!!!! WA KE U P AM ERI CA!!

anonymous asked:

These industry "receipts" that cris and aaron go on about larry sound like just plain old office gossip. Just because you work in the industry doesn't mean you are privy to the intimate lives of celebrities. Harry's sister who has denied larry more than once is a more credible source than someone working in the industry who claims larry is real. But larries are so desperate for receipts and validation they'll believe anything.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT!!!! srslycris has been doing a fucking lot lately and she just reblogged this post:

I tried to actually see if this was in response to anything and the OP doesn’t even know? But I’m guessing someone is pretending to have insider info about gryles or something. Or is being so obviously fake that it’s making Larries nervous about how it makes the rest of their “~inside sources~” look, and they’re trying to trick their followers into thinking they’re not like that.

Because normally, they have no fucking problem talking about fucking sources, srslycris in particular.

remember this?? from like 3 fucking days ago??

And she went on to explain how she was SPECIFICALLY talking about behind the scenes?

remember when she endorsed lapelosa and her sources?

If “we’re all in the dark together” then who was feeding Cris information about the “modest audit”? As with lapelosa, they’re all happy to accept any sources or insider info as long as it tells them what they want to hear, until they can’t ignore how wrong they were. They have absolutely no judgment, and then they go on to say things like “someone I really trust told me.” Well, you trusted lapelosa. You trusted whoever said Modest was being audited. You trusted god knows who else.

And MOST IMPORTANTLY. This sudden rejection of “insider sources” is a total fucking contradiction of every time big larries have tried to make themselves sound important and authoritative and manipulate their followers by referring vaguely to “information” and “what they’ve seen” and “the stuff they know.” If big larries had been consistent in not referring to sketchy insiders from the fucking start, we would NEVER have gotten to this point, because the suggestion of unquestionable knowledge is what allows them to say shit like this and make their doubting followers feel reassured:

They affirm that they have no insider sources, no one who knows anything for sure, nothing reliable and solid. And yet srslycris is fine saying this. When the son they said doesn’t exist is over a year old.

Without insider sources, how many “louis licked harry’s nose” moments, how many confirmation bias posts insisting that something is photoshopped because you don’t understand how black clothes work (?????????), how many masterposts insisting that louis has never had a boner for a woman ever in his life, how much of that do you think is appropriate before you’re confident enough to insist that the statement a widow makes about his late wife’s life was lying about her grandson? With only rumors and hearsay and anonymous stories, when does it become appropriate to disregard a birth certificate so you have an excuse to harass young women?

They don’t know anything!! None of them know anything! They just try to create the impression that they do, so they can hold onto their audience when reality starts to set in. So people who would otherwise at least have enough doubts to stop insisting a baby doesn’t exist, can tell themselves “oh well that big larrie seems to have heard things that make them absolutely certain, and of course they can’t share them because it’s private but they say they know stuff and never doubt so I’m going to keep holding onto this fantasy.”

And here they are, admitting that they have no fucking clue what’s going on, as they try to tell their followers that their the only ones with explanations.

Purple Reign

When Purple Puma fans denounce Amethyst for breaking character, she decides the best course of action is to fake Purple Puma’s death. But when she’s later caught carelessly transforming back and forth into her wrestling alter ego, conspiracy theories develop and she learns a large chunk of her fanbase were members of a cult believing she was the reincarnation of an ancient Purple Puma deity. Will Amethyst be forced to totally come clean or can she keep the spirit of kayfabe alive just a little bit longer to appease the cult?

Ok guys……let’s think logically.  Heather is gone because she didn’t get enough votes.  The show isn’t rigged, the results weren’t skewed, there is no agenda, there is no great conspiracy, and for the love of all things holy it has nothing to do with the fact that she is female!!!  Have we learned nothing?  Never take this show for granted or throw your votes to someone else because your fave is the safe bet.  If you want your fave to stay on….you have to vote.  

Originally posted by logotv