this is cheating but whatever

anonymous asked:

Fuck customers who make a 30 second transaction into a (literal) fifteen minute ordeal because they wont SHUT UP long enough for me to ask my REQUIRED questions. I'm not your fucking therapist I DONT CARE that your nephew is cheating on his wife who you never liked anyways or whatever your drama is today.

Like what fucking piece of shit cheats and then just goes I didn’t do anything bad. It happen or whatever and she bitches that her ex cheated on her and literally cheats herself like kys honestly

Not So Berry Legacy Challenge

Do you like the rainbow? Do you like the idea of playing with berry Sims but hate berry Sims? Do you want to mess around with aspects of the game you’ve never used before? Boy, do I have the challenge for you!

Welcome to the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge, a ten generation legacy with a focus on bright colors and new experiences.

Basic Rules:

  1. Each heir must represent the color of the generation (i.e. hair, makeup, clothing), but brightly colored skin is not necessary (these aren’t actually berry Sims, that’s the joke)
  2. The colors of the spouses don’t matter as they aren’t part of the challenge. Unless otherwise stated you can do whatever you please with them.
  3. Money cheats can be used, but not excessively. Suggestion: use freerealestate for you first home, but no cheats afterward.
  4. You may live wherever you please unless something is specified in the rules of a generation.
  5. Keep the lifespan on normal.
  6. If you play this challenge and want to share it with us, go ahead and post with #notsoberry so we can see!

My good friend @alwaysimming​ and I kind of created this challenge on accident, but I think it turned out pretty great. We wanted to make something that forced us to play with parts of the game we’ve never explored before. Hopefully you’ll have fun too. You can follow our gameplay on @mintiphresh​ and @lea-fey​ (pronounced “minty fresh” and “leafy”)!

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Storylines for Robert other than “will he cheat?”:

  • Telling Victoria and Diane about Jack
  • The lost years
  • Coming out as bi to Diane and Vic
  • Addressing Rebecca/Aaron/the villages’ biphobia
  • Robert finding out that Vic’s having a baby/supporting her through her likely fertility issues
  • Robert and Liv improving their relationship/bonding
  • Wedding planning
  • Renovating the Mill
  • Robert getting jealous/insecure for once
  • Robert making friends
  • Robert starting his own mental health journey
  • Literally a million other things?
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I am sorry about what i said to you these morning when you took my quiz from me, and to let you know i was not cheating I was reading through the section in the book. Not to find the answers butto study so ya. I did what i did for a good reason i did study for the quiz and just did not get it so i opened my book to look it over. I am sorry for what you call cheating which it was not. So I wanted to tell you that i am sorry for saying the things I did, and will not happen again if you stay away from me and don’t get me mad . So on Monday we can start fresh and you should not touch me things.

So, the Ghoul School gang is in a volleyball tournament against the boys from the other school.

This results in a lot of interesting things, such as forced perspective shots that makes Shaggy look tiny…

…bats hitting volleyballs so hard that they teleport straight through the net…

…and plenty of other fun frames.

However, mid-way through the game, we learn the boys are going to cheat to win! Oh noes!

They also talk about their cheating loudly, right by the net… so, wait, can all the people around not hear what they’re saying? I mean, they were talking to people all the way across the court at that volume before….

Whatever. Anyway, they decide to do said cheating via a physics-defying remote-controlled ball, which you’d think would raise some immediate eyebrows from the spectators.

Even without that, though… is it just me, or does this scheme seem way too easy to catch? 

He’s suspiciously holding the remote openly, on the court, in broad daylight, while talking loudly about how he’s cheating. Can no one see or hear him while he does this?

Or here, when he does it again?

Or here, when he does it yet again?

Or here, when he does it yet another time?!

I mean, sure, there’s willing suspension of disbelief and all, but this just seems a little silly. How can no one s–

…wait… is that a….

OH, COME ON

ARE YOU TELLING ME ABSOLUTELY NO ONE NOTICED THE KID FLYING 15 FEET INTO THE AIR WITH A JETPACK

Now you’re just messing with me, aren’t you, Hanna-Barbera?

Why? 1/? - BTS Jungkook x Reader

A/N Hellooooooo this is my first scenario so give me some feedback (LMAO ITS SO BAD IM CRI) And sorry if there are any mistakes bc I’m really lazy and quickly edited it (not well though I think) bUT IT’S OK

Tagging the squad bc they all wanted to read this especially @bangthemboystonight like jeSUS YOU KEPT HARASSING ME FOR MORE SNIPPETS CHILL ALISA @samcheonsa @spaghettified-hedgehog @t-aehyungify @daesungisbaesung @actualbtstrash

Prompt: Jungkook cheats on you after an intense fight about him coming home late where he says some hurtful things to you and you leave the house. After a talk with your best friend you decide to come back only to find a strange woman and your husband (Jungkook) in bed together.

Genre: Angst, so much angst

Warnings: Cheating

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1. Be prepared to lose the person you are with because once they find out, they will leave. Some might give second chances, but never thirds.

2. Stangers are better, but if you must do it with someone you know, make sure they know how to keep their mouth shut.

3. Never tell them. It will destroy then and they will never think they will ever be good enough, and it will all be your fault.

4. Always delete the messages between you and your side hoe.

5. Make sure your side hoe knows not to text you when you are with your babe. You text first.

6. Dating two people at once never works out. A main and a side hoe, that’s the way you gotta go.

7. Cheating is not okay. Accept the fact you are a piece of shit. When she finds out, you will get called this a lot.

8. Secretes can not stay secretes forever.

9. Start hating yourself now. It’ll make the easier when she finds out. You’ll already be use to the feeling you get in your chest.

10. When she can never trust anyone again, know it is your fault. When she finds a great guy, someone worthy of her time, but can’t bring herself to love him or trust him, know it is your fault. You broke her and made is so she can’t love anyone not even herself and you are the cause of it all.

11. If you want to cheat on someone, don’t. Simply leave. When you are single you can sleep with whoever the fuck you want.

—  If you must cheat
Study tips

It’s midterm, and I’m a freshman and I’m deteriorating, but here’s stuff I’ve learned in the past six week

• don’t study with your phone near you, or lock it somehow. Except!! If you use it to self soothe you aren’t a failure/cheating/whatever if you keep it near you! That’s important to me.

• take screen less breaks (my textbooks r PDF and I need that), take movement breaks, take warm drink breaks. Do something w/ Ur break. And don’t study through your break.

• to do lists are the only reason I didn’t drop out two weeks ago lmao

• if you have lots of courses w/ reading and you find it all difficult or overwhelming break it apart. Write out a system if you need to.

• if you really like reading but your textbooks got you ready to remove your eyeballs then take a break and read something you really like! (Cough cough fanfiction) it really helped me and now I feel like I read faster when I go back to my textbooks.

• I feel v uncomfy at my campus so I do all my studying at home, but when I was in high school I used to stay after and study there and it really helped.

• my dyscalculia friends/ADHD pals - take notes when you’re talking to people or working on large projects because you will lose your thoughts and forget stuff.

• also ADHD/anxiety pals - stimming is good for you especially in 3hr classes. It’s hard cause I get embarrassed abt it but it helps me so much w/ my 3hr class

• don’t let your teachers organize for you. Do it how you need to and don’t apologize

• IF YOU NEED IT, THINK YOU NEED IT, OR NOT SURE IF YOU NEED IT BUT MIGHT, PLS FOR THE LOVE OF THE CREATORS - GO TO THE DISABILITIES OFFICE N GET YOURSELF ACCOMODATION LETTERS/AN ADVOCATE

• speaking of friends, they say if you make friends with professors or talk to them it can really help your grade

• speaking even more on friends, study in groups! Even if you’re just reading textbooks together it helps (“man it must be lonely knowing what you knowwwwww, man it must be lonely, keep it on the lowwwwww”)

• be patient with yourself. It’ll take a while to make it routine.

• if you have to romanticize your studying (I tell myself it’s the “real college experience™”) then do that shit

• rewrite your notes, or re read them. Humans memorize through a three step process, read, reread, and do. That’s what my teacher said at my magnet school lol but it helps 

 • color code notes if that helps. I use sticky notes? Like color codes ones, blue for questions, red for reference/stop points 

 • make a safe space! I use my room. I study on my bed cause I don’t have a desk but I’ve been making my room more me and that helps. 

 • videogame soundtracks. Keep you engaged but don’t distract. If you don’t really like an videogames I suggest the Skyrim atmosphere video, harvest moon soundtrack, and kingdom hearts cause they’re flowy or you can use classical music 

 • some friends like to have tv on? I put NHL on once but I got distracted when players dropped gloves.

Wow this got disorganized.
That’s all my dude. Drink water. Do stuff you love. Learn how to balance. For the first three weeks I didn’t do anything I loves because I didn’t want to lose my focus or whatever and I was two inches from never showing up again. But then I sat my ass down, killed an arch demon, read a book and now I’m feeling better and moving forward.

What we had…
Whatever we had, surprised us both.
It burned hotter, and went way farther than either of us had expected.
What we had was real.

What we had…
Whatever we had, was hidden in secrets and lies.
Not only did it break you and I,
But it broke her too.

What we had…
Whatever we had, didn’t last long.
Like a train coming to a quick stop,
You were there and then you were gone.
You were never mine to keep.

What we had…
Whatever we had, I think its safe to say we’ll never have it back.
But the lingering “what if” remains in our thoughts.
So well go about our lives loving other people…
But thinking of each other.

This thing. Whatever it is for me. I don’t want to call it heartbreak because I don’t want to believe I was stupid enough to let you get that much of me. I don’t want to believe that after you cheated and after you did me so bad, that I had the will to let you get that much of me. It reminds me of getting blood taken. You give and give so much, all that is allowed, and after you do, it leaves you nauseas and you knew that it would have a few side effects but you had no idea that it could throw you to the ground after you thought you were stable enough to stand on your own. That’s what happened. That is what is happening. I feel stable one minute. I felt stable enough to go through and delete every picture I had of you which took away the visible memories. I felt stable enough to hide away our pictures that were on my wall so I didn’t have to see them every time I needed to sleep but couldn’t. I don’t think you loved me. I don’t want to think that, but if you were to love me as you say you did, no matter how incredibly wasted you were, I never would’ve had to hear her name. You don’t hurt the people you love in the ways that you hurt me. I wish I could say I don’t miss you. I wish I could trash talk you like ex’s are supposed to do, but no every time I hear a negative thing about you I’m always the first to defend you and I fucking hate that. I wish I could take it all back. Every kiss, every hug, every god damn thing but I can’t. It is there. And it’s on replay for me 24/7 and you can think whatever about me being so bitter about this and whatever. but my night terrors come rarely now and when they come it’s like the dreams I had of us all happy and fucking dandy are my worst nightmares. and that’s what fucks me up the most.
—  The letter I’ll never write you
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I’m having my second exam tomorrow and damn I feel completely unprepared. Anyway, we were allowed to write one “cheat sheet”, double sided, filled with whatever we want and this is mine. Already printed it out, ready for tomorrow. Hopefully it will be okay …. I might change some stuff around with the cheat sheet, like rewrite the left column of the first page which will maybe give me some space for different coordinate systems because I might need those for certain calculations … sadly