this is big bang

  • Klaus: You’ll never guess what just happened.
  • Kol: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you’re back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
  • Klaus: No.
  • Kol: Awww.
  • Klaus: Caroline kissed me.
  • Kol: Who would ever guess that?