this is beyond shit

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I’m trying to think of something poignant to say about how these comic book panels from 1986 relate to race relations in today’s society, but today’s society is so completely fucked that I just want to watch someone beat the shit out of the Beyonder. Here we go!!

Yes!! (Power Man and Iron Fist #121 – Jan 1986 – Secret Wars II Tie In)

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i kind of want rey to hardcore lose a fight in the next movie. she literally walked away from tfa with maybe a goose egg on her head. maybe. 

you don’t exactly feel the suspense and danger when your mc trashes everyone she fights and the climactic duel involves her cutting up an injured opponent who imho was taking it really easy on her.

at the same time i’m glad kylo never severely hurt her beyond that k.o. w/ the tree bc holy shit the false accusations of this ship bein abusive would be through the roof

when we say “it’s okay to enjoy media with problematic elements while also  being critical of it”, we mean elements like “the main female character is a shallow love interest” or “the cast lacks body diversity”.

Not like “the main plot concerns a romance between a white dude and his slave”, that shit’s kind of beyond the scope of a problematic element.

One thing I can’t get over in Star Trek Beyond is how when Spock starts laughing, Bones, for a quick second, looks really happy like damn I didn’t know you could smile it’s a good look for you. 

And then he immediately proceeds to panic because shit waIT THAT’S NOT RIGHT.

Parts 1-7 of JJBA in Terms of Dio Brando
  • Part 1: George Joestar is dumb enough to adopt Dio Brando
  • Part 2: The origin of Dio Brando's vampire powers
  • Part 3: Someone finally fucking kills Dio Brando
  • Part 4: A small break from Dio Brando that actually turns out to involve him anyway
  • Part 5: Guess what? Dio Brando also had a son
  • Part 6: Dio Brando seduces a priest and continues to fuck shit up from beyond the grave
  • Part 7: Dino Brando

i think the issue w non-smoking “awareness”/propaganda is that 1) it is very obviously not aimed at poor people whatsoever, and ppl below the poverty line make up the vast majority of smokers 2) has laughably never considered that some kids start smoking as fucking teenagers because their parents do bc poor people couldn’t afford to quit when all the upper and middle class ppl did bc they found out it was toxic 3) seems to divide the issue of smoking into Wholesome Non Smokers and Dirty Smokers Who Contribute To The Problem instead of tackling the circumstances (poverty, stress, addiction) that can lead to cigarette smoking. the lack of care for current smokers is really jarring and sad, esp in the teen-oriented ads – the kids offering the Wholesome Teenage White Girl a cigarette are presented as Bad Kids when that never fucking happens and cigarettte smoking as a teenager is usually something that happens bc of poverty, hard drug use, and stress. making smokers feel like shit for smoking is beyond a useless and futile tactic

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The Only Thing Worth Remembering About From 2015: the rebirth of “Larry Stylinson” & watching them rise.

Harry and Louis are the Stevie and Lindsey of the mermaid-tattoo-era stadium-rock eye-contact game. Louis’ eyes are dark, intense, controlling, with a surly "damn your love, damn your life” edge. Harry’s eyes say “I hear the darkness you’re expressing and it’s important to me but my heart tells me to twirl right now,” so he twirls and touches his hair. The brooding look vs. the beatific twirl. When one of them gets happy, the other gets wistful. When one of them gets bitchy, the other gets sugary. I could watch them sing together for hours. I could probably watch them do laundry for hours. (I doubt they do laundry.)“ - Rolling Stone Magazine (2015)

wild world condensed
  • good grief: death and how confusing it is
  • the currents: donald trump sucks and so does the media
  • an act of kindness: regret and self loathing
  • warmth: how to recover from 2016
  • glory: oHMYGOD WHAT IS ThIs bLESSInG
  • power: an abusive relationship??? the media is shit????? who knows not me but i hope no one hurt dan
  • two evils: again, more self loathing but slightly more optimistic self loathing
  • send them off!: religion, demons and jealously?? insecurity??
  • lethargy: anxiety (particularly about dying)
  • four walls: the song about a convicted murderer
  • blame: two gangsters fighting??? thanks dan for this deep meaningful song
  • fake it: idk man i suppose it's about how shit the media is?? (again)
  • snakes: more anxiety, this time about life in 2016 in general
  • winter of our youth: MORE self loathing and nostalgia and anxiety
  • way beyond: the media, if u didn't already know, is SHIT
  • oil on water: sex, but empowering sex. u go girl, u have all the sex
  • campus: don't stay in school kids y'all are wasting your time it's a trap
  • shame: bad blood 2.0, otherwise known as, "u were my best friend and then u changed and ur horrible now" (also, hidden self loathing)
  • the anchor: so yeah conclusion i hate myself but ily
Scientific Fact

Prompt: The reader has always been self conscious of her body, but maybe it takes a cute, sarcastic doctor to show her who she really is. 

A/N: This is my first fic on this blog. Being self conscious of your body is something every person goes through and it should not be look down upon or ignored. Every person is beautiful, no matter the body shape, the hair color, or even skin color. And I think that everyone needs to be reminded of that. 

Title: Scientific Fact

Author: Alice yo

Words:651

Song I’m Listening To(Idea i got from a friend): Crazy by Gnarls Barkley, You Are Enough by Sleeping At Last


Why couldn’t Star Fleet uniforms be baggier, you thought as you tugged on your shirt. You tightly pulled the front of the shirt away from your front in attempt to make the form fitting clothes looser. You sighed as it seemed to only tighten more. You gave up and decided to just go ahead to your station in the med bay and skip breakfast.

“L/N! I need you’re help over here now!” Dr. McCoy yelled across the room. You rushed over to the bed that contained Captain Kirk. His arms were clutched over his stomach that seemed to be bleeding. You grabbed the medical scissors near by opened his shirt. 

Everything seemed to move in a blur as you and the medical team took care of Jim’s wounds. You sat on his bed after everyone was done and listened to his recounting of what happened. After hearing the fight he had been in, you couldn’t imagine putting yourself in his place. You walked over to where Bones was standing. His arms were crossed with his face in deep concentration. 

“The damn man needs to learn when to stop,” he grumbled. The irritated look on his face looked almost like a pout.

“You gotta give him credit though. God, knows I could never do what he did,” you scoffed before walked away. You missed the shocked and confused look he gave you. 

The day carried on with mostly minor injuries, and occasionally, the expected motion sickness. You ended up skipping both lunch and dinner because honestly, you could afford to miss a few meals. 

You walked into the med bay a little more drowsy that the day before. And this seemed to catch the attention of the sarcastic southern doctor. 

“Y/N, are you alright?” he asked, clearly showing concern. You rubbed your eyes as you smiled and yawned. 

“Of course, Leo,” you said. “Just a little tired.”

He eyed you carefully before putting you to work. Today, you would be lifting and sorting through the boxes of supplies. It wasn’t anything you hadn’t done before, but today the task seemed unreasonably challenged. When you stood up with the tenth box in your hands, you vision became spotty. You swayed and stumbled. 

“Y/N?” you heard Bones call. You slowly felt your body tipping, as soon the ground seemed a lot closer than you thought. But before you reached the ground you felt arms wrap around you. The last thing you heard was, “Damnit woman,” before you blacked out. 

You woke up in one of the biobeds to none other than Leonard sitting in the chair sleeping. You sat up, still seeing a couple spots. The moving apparently woke the cute sleeping doctor because he shot up and scolded you for moving. 

“Damn it Y/N,” he whispered. “What the hell happened to you? Don’t you dare lie to me.” He scolded.

“Leo, I’m fine really, I just haven’t gotten around to eating lately.” You said looking down. 

“Not eating? Y/N,” he chastised. “You of all people should know…”

“Yes, I know I need to eat! I just, god, I need to lose weight and I figured it would help if I skipped a few meals. I just wanted a better body okay?” you asked ashamed.

“You wanted a better body?” Bones scoffed. His eyes softened at the sad look on your face. “Hey, look at me.” You reluctantly looked into his eyes. 

“It’s a scientific fact that your body is perfect just the way it is. Okay? I’m saying this as your doctor and someone who cares about you.” He said sternly, shocking you. You smiled when his eyes went wide at his own confession. He looked down.

You reached for one of his hands that was resting on the bed. He looked up at you hopefully. You smirked. 

“It’s a scientific fact that I care about you too.”

I can't fucking believe this shit...

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WERE THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW THINKING WHEN THEY DECIDED TO MAKE ENID AND CARL A THING??? LIKE WTF JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE IN THE SAME FUCKING AGE RANGE DOESN’T MEAN THEY IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!! GIVE HIM SOME FUCKING TIME TO FIND A STRONG GIRL WHO CAN ACTUALLY TAKE CARE OF HERSELF RATHER THAN ENID, WHO PRETTY MUCH JUST KINDA HANGS OUT ON THE SIDE AND LET’S OTHER PEOPLE DO ALL THE WORK!!! IM SORRY IF THIS IS A SPOILER TO SOME BUT I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!! AFTER MULTIPLE THINGS PISSING ME OFF ABOUT THIS SHOW I DECIDED TO COME BACK TO IT EVERY TIME BECAUSE I KNEW THAT SOMETHING GOOD WOULD COME OF IT, BUT APPARENTLY FUCKING NOT IN SEASON 7!!! I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS ENRAGES ME SO MUCH, BUT AFTER THIS FUCKERY OF EVENTS OCCURING IM ACTUALLY CONSIDERING QUITTING THIS SHOW!! I WON’T STOP POSTING ON THE BLOG BUT I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING JUST NOT WATCHING IT ANYMORE!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME ON READING MY RAGE RANT, HOPEFULLY I CALM DOWN ABOUT THIS NONSENSE SOON BUT UNTIL THEN I AM JUST GOING TO STOP WATCHING UNTIL I CALM DOWN FROM THIS FUCKERY! THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVW READ THIS PSA, AND PLEASE DEAR GOD DONT LET ME BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS RHIS FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THAT!! But I should also add that in absolutely no way do I dislike Enid’s actress, I think she’s a beautiful young actress and I hope that she gets far in her acting career. All of my hatred is specifically only toward Enid, and in absolutely no way is it directed to the actress that plays her.