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Morning routines in the bathroom aka: sometimes you’ve just gotta tell your bro that he’s pretty  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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BONUS bonus:

I love how matt was running about that building with jess’ scarf wrapped around his head jumping over obstacles and running past the staff and up the stairs looking suspicious af and meanwhile jessica just took the goddamn elevator like a normal person would

What… am… I?

The beast towered over me, perched on its clawed toes, its twisted and ugly flesh covered in layers of sharp, smooth black carapace. It looked oily. Monstrous. It had horns on its head and beady, glowing eyes that bore into mine and seemed so familiar. As familiar as a mirror.

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 AU where Splinter’s final fight with The Shredder doesn’t end with death no. 72, and instead Splinter miraculously survives both the stabbing and the fall.

Obviously he can’t do ninjutsu anymore because of his injuries, so he follows through with his old childhood dream of being an artist. It takes some practice, but he gets the hang of it after a while