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Prompt: pre-SQ. Emma helps Regina shop for Christmas dinner, which will be hosted at Regina's :)

I don’t know what compelled me to do this now, but I did this prompt.  So here is a little Christmas in April.  We could always use some cute Swan Queen scenes, right?


Shopping for Christmas Dinner

Emma pushes the cart through the meat department.  “You got a bird, right?”

“Excuse me?” Regina tilts her chin upward and frowns at Emma, and the sheriff can’t help but smirk.

“Protein, Regina. What are you making for Christmas dinner?  Chicken? Steak?  What?”

An eye roll is what she gets back.  “You will be fed meat with your vegetables, I promise, Emma.”

“So, what is it?”

“Why do you need to know?”

“Why is it a secret?”

“It’s not.”

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In celebration of Izaya’s birthday, I tried ootoro in a sushi bar and-

*ahem* excuse me for a sec

*heads to bathroom for like half an hour*

I’m sorry about that, I was spending the last half hour barfing my guts out. I’m sorry Izaya, I know it’s your birthday and all, but…

How the hell can you eat that stuff??? It tasted like how it smells in an aquarium!!!! I almost threw up just smelling it….. I actually lost my appetite after eating that….

Never again, guys… never again.


Summery: The reader gets a few weird letters on her door step

Triggers: bad dates, eww guys

Word Count: 2800+ (yeah, I got a bit carried away)

A/N: I posted part one of this in September and have had a writers block ever since so please forgive me for this long awaited sequel. Thank you to everyone who supported the first part and helped me write this.

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Leaves (Part 1)

Originally posted by chubby-dumpling-384

3 years. It has been 3 years since you found out who Bucky Barnes really was. 3 years since Captain America can visited you to give you that damn book. The one that had confessed the love you hadn’t known was returned.

You kept it near you at all times. Once you lost it and you freaked out at your new roommates, accusing them of going through your room and taking what wasn’t theirs. It turns out that it had been wrapped in layers of scarves to protect it. To make it up to them, you had to write a long apology and make dinner for them.

You had never told anyone about the book. After Steve’s visit you had to leave everything “Bucky”. You moved out of the place where you had shared so many important moments with the brunet assassin.

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Someone irl asked me who was my least favorite artist, and what was my least favorite painting. Well, it doesn’t get much worse than this. “One Nation Under God” by contemporary Christian painter John McNaughton. Absolutely stomach-churning, imo…

I much prefer the “One Nation Under Cthulhu,” the photoshop jewel by unknown.

There. That’s better!

EXO’s Reaction to Getting Their Chance of Kissing You Taken Away

Booooooo, I did not know how to properly title this one. It’s a long reaction to try to fit into a short, but sweet, title. ^^”

Baekhyun: would honestly probably get himself kicked out of the area shortly after the filming for this scene began, because he’d be so friggin’ salty about the change of scene. He’d be making all kinds of faces in plain sight of you, likely prompting you to lose your composure and ruin the scene for the umpteenth time.

Chanyeol: would be so bothered by this, but he wouldn’t want you to pick up on that. When you had your back to him, the feeling of upset would be clearly written on his face, but when he noticed you looking his way, he’d try to force a smile for your sake and silently support you.

Chen: isn’t really going to allow something like this to affect him. He knows it’s purely professional for you, so there’d be no reason for him to let it bug him. He’d just smile sweetly as he watches your performance in awe, admiring your acting skills and cheering you on. “Yah, Y/N! You have no idea how amazing that was, you did that scene so perfectly!”

D.O: is going to be struck speechless when his scene gets taken away from you. Sure, he would’ve been nervous to do the scene himself, but that didn’t mean he wanted it to be changed. Outwardly, he wouldn’t allow his disappointment to show too much, but on the inside he’d be totally cringing at the sight of the other actor getting the chance to lock lips with you.

Kai: would probably have no problem complaining to you about the entire thing. You’d likely already be super close with Kai, so he’d let his whining fly freely, making a super unimpressed face and trying to joke around about the whole situation. “Tsk, why did they pull my chances with you away? They’re messing with fate here, Y/N!”

Kris: wouldn’t be the type to let something like this get in his way. He wouldn’t care so much about the scene itself, but he sure as hell wouldn’t let your lips be tainted by the other guy before he had his chance with you. He’d get to you before filming started and make sure his lips made contact with yours. “I know that was unexpected, but I couldn’t help myself.”

Lay: is the type who would get totally lost in his own thoughts while watching you act the scene out. Like, in reality, he’d hate watching you kiss another guy, even if it was for the sake of acting, but in his mind, he’d find a way to put himself in the picture, imagining what your lips would feel like.

Luhan: will actually be pretty badly affected by something like this. He’d get super grumpy when he was forced to watch the scene unfold, and while it wouldn’t be intentional, he’d probably be quite irritated with you for a couple days after. Like, he’d pout, and give you the silent treatment for several days before realizing he had to apologize, since he knew it wasn’t your fault.

Sehun: would begin pouting for daaaays! He’d be so upset that he had to stand by while you and the other male actor kissed, but it’d be like a car crash for him: He wouldn’t really want to watch, but he wouldn’t be able to tear his glare away, nor would he be able to stop the sass spilling from his lips after you finished filming. “Eww, I almost feel bad that you had to kiss him, Y/N. He looks like a terrible kisser, so sloppy.”

Suho: would be so disappointed when the chance to finally kiss you slipped out of his fingers. But, he’s a professional, so he’d grudgingly force himself to suck it up and keep his mouth closed. “I can’t believe they’re making me sit here and watch Y/N get kissed by that guy. How am I supposed to react if she asks what I thought about her scene?”

Tao: Can you say “diva”? This kid would be so grumpy when he’d heard about the change in script, and everybody around him would easily pick up on that. He’d probably try everything he could to either get the scene changed back, or just wipe out the kiss entirely, ‘cause it’d seriously kill him to see your lips locked with another man’s.

Xiumin: is the type of guy who definitely knows that the best way to get to your heart is likely to be as supportive as possible, even in crappy situations like this. So, even though he’d be dying on the inside, Xiumin would wholeheartedly support and cheer you on from the sidelines. “Wow, Y/N, I’m always so blown away by your acting skills, that was perfect.”


The Littlest Winchester - Zoo Day

Character(s): Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester

Warnings: None

Word Count: 855


           Goats smell bad. Like, really bad. Bad as in Dean doesn’t know how he’s not gagging from the stench. There’s sheep too, and also a couple of alpacas, but goats are the dominant species in the open pen. Maybe if he wasn’t standing so close to them, the smell wouldn’t be so bad, but he can’t go very far. If he moves away, his four-year-old daughter will follow. She’s too nervous about the animals to stray far from her father while they’re close.

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I hope you like what I did with this! Personally I thought this was a super hot idea so thanks for requesting me to write it <3 <3 <3

Professor Urie


*Brendon’s POV*

I sat at my desk as my class slowly filtered in, I was reviewing some papers, I had my older class today, they were all around 21, a few boys sitting in the front were going on about a party they all went to the night before.

“Yeah… you know Y/N?” My ears pricked at her name, it made me feel awful that I had such a thing for one of my students but she was gorgeous, and so talented and smart, she got a tonne of attention from the boys in the group. The other boys were nodding at their friend. “Well we got drunk and fucked in the bathroom.” Jealousy shot through me as I heard those words, I didn’t understand why I got so jealous, we hadn’t ever spent more than 20 minutes alone together, but it was something about her. I guess that thought in the back of my head was that it could work, I was only 28, 7 years, that could work right. I looked up as she walked in and sat down with some of her friends, she always wore a smart fitted skirt to lectures, it looked sexy on her.

“Woo there she is.” He teased, her look was sour. “Not gonna sit next to me baby.”

“Fuck off Tom! If your dick was half the size of your ego I might have enjoyed last night!” She snapped and stood in anger, I tried not to laugh at the comment, I was still jealous though.

“Hey, I don’t want to hear this, sit down please Y/N.” I tried to keep my tone stern even though I went soft with her.

“Sorry Sir, could I talk to you quickly before we start?” I hated to admit how much her calling me sir turned me on, I stood and nodded towards my office.

“Quickly.” She followed me into my office and I leant on my desk to meet her height. “What is it?”

“Well… that assignment, I tried to do it but got super confused and didn’t want you to fail me.” I smiled softly at her comment and touched her arm, she looked so worried.

“Hey… I’m not going to fail you, stay behind today and I’ll help you with it.” She grinned at me and nodded, I was excited at the prospect of having her alone, maybe I could try to hint at her to get a reaction.

“Thank you!” I nodded and hurried her back off to class and stood before the class to give my lesson.

*Reader’s POV*

I sat down next to Maisey and started taking noted from the lecture, she looked at me with a dreamy look in her eyes.

“Ugh Professor Urie is soooooo hot!” She whined slumping on the desk. “The bad things I’d do with that man.”

“Eww shut up! I don’t wanna hear it.” I looked at her, he was gorgeous though, he was so young for a professor, only 7 years older than me, he always wore these sexy suits or jeans and a shirt, I had to admit I had a huge crush on him.

“You’re telling me you wouldn’t?” She nudged me, grinning at me with bright eyes.

“Ok I didn’t say that… but come on… time and place.” I laughed a little I heard him chuckle from the front.

“I don’t want to hear it girls… however flattering.” Maisey and I blushed bright red, he shook his head and laughed, that laugh was so deep and sexy, he was way hotter than the little boys on this campus. We tried to get on with our work as best we could through the lecture, well as much as we could through Maisey’s constant references to Professors Uries looks. After the lecture we all hung around for a bit, Maisey got her phone out and grinned.

“Come on! Pose on the stairs with the boys and we’ll take some pictures, I love the lighting in here.” Damn her photography mind, I say with two of the boys on the stairs, she ordered us to pose so I did a peace sign, next thing I knew I had both the boys kissing each cheek, I couldn’t help but giggle. “Ok come on.”

“Oh… actually I’m staying behind to work on my assignment.” She sighed and shrugged at me.

“Fine… suit yourself…” She wandered off and left just me and the professor in the lecture room.

*Brendon’s POV*

I watched her, seeing those boys kiss her on the cheek spurred so much jealousy in me, after hearing that she’d slept with someone the night before too, I was close to snapping, I wanted her for myself.

“Hey, sit down here and we’ll work on your assignment, do you have a copy on you?” I smiled and pointed to the seat next to me, she smiled back, she looked so beautiful, she came and sat next to me putting down a copy of her assignment in front of me. “Now tell me what parts you were confused on? We’ll work on those first.”

“Ok well it was this comparison that is struggled with first off.” She flicked over a page and showed me where she meant, I read through and to my surprise it was pretty much perfect as it was.

“Well… you’ve actually done it really well. Just add a little more of your opinion.” I touched her arm gently, she didn’t seem to mind, I groaned as a group of boys came in asking for me.

“Hey prof can you help me with something. Hey Y/N.” He winked at her, I gritted my teeth slightly, it pissed me off even though it shouldn’t have.

“Can’t you see I’m with another student at the moment. Come back later.” I stood and moved around my desk to stand in front of them.

“Aww cmon I only need 5 minutes.” The boy whined.

“No, I am already helping a student so please leave.” I ushered them out, leaning on the door to my room. “Are you ok if I lock this? I’ll get a tonne of students come in other wise.” I asked, the idea of no one being able to disturb us.

“Oh that’s fine.” She grinned widely, nodding enthusiastically, I locked the door and sat back down next to her. I sat helping her straighten things out with her assignment for about an hour, she listened so intently to me, taking in everything I said, almost as if she was hanging of my every word.

After about an hour we were almost done with her work, I had kept making subtle movements, touching her arms, leaning close to her, she didn’t seem to want to stop any of them. She drew back from her writing and stretched, closing her eyes, her head lulling back, she looked so sexy like that, her fingers ran her hair slowly. I couldn’t resist it any longer, I was trying to be subtle and just hint but that small movement of her head, showing her neck, I snapped, pulling her into a kiss, gripping onto her waist a little harder than I should have. She froze and pulled back from me, I froze too instantly regretting my decision.

“I… I’m sorry… that was inappropriate.” I stuttered out, running a hand through my hair, she wasn’t speaking. “Maybe we should just call it a day.”

“No! I mean… I… I kinda, liked it.” She stuttered, I bit my lip slightly. “Do it again.” She whispered slightly seductively, I fought the urge to give in.

“No, Y/N, I can’t, I shouldn’t have done that. I’m sorry.” She didn’t move, her eyes fixed on mine, biting her lip softly at me, oh god, the way she was looking at me, I wanted her so bad. I couldn’t take it. “Fuck this.” I growled slightly, gripping her and pulling her into another kiss, she kissed back, her fingers sliding seductively into my hair, I gripped tighter, pulling her almost onto my lap. I flicked my tongue against her lips, she parted her own, I took full advantage, fighting for dominance against her, I wouldn’t let her win, I wanted her to be mine, only mine, I was going to make sure she knew it. I moved a hand up into her hair, holding her still, the other one creeping onto her thigh, gripping it slightly, a small moan escaped her. Pulling away she was breathless, lips parted and slightly reddened, oh god I needed her.

*Reader’s POV*

I felt his hands on me, holding against him, one hand in my hair, his fingers wound into it, holding me to look at him. His eyes were fiery, aggressive but soft at the same time, he stood and gripped my arm, yanking me up to stand.

“Come on.” He ordered, dragging me into his private office, locking the door behind us, I felt him grab me again, pushing me back onto his desk. “Do you want this?” He asked standing in front of me, not touching me, I nodded. “Answer me properly.” His stern voice gave me shivers.

“Yes.” I looked up at him, his hand slid up my thighs, pushing my skirt up, he got in between my legs, starting an assault on my neck, biting and kissing my skin, one hand slid down onto my panties, rubbing my clit slowly I moaned, my head lulling back, it felt so good.

“You like that baby girl?” He groaned, deep and husky into my ear giving me chills, I could feel him hard against my leg, he slid two fingers inside me, pumping his hand inside me, it felt so good, I could only moan in response to him. He pumped his fingers harder, biting my neck harshly in order to gain a response.

“It… feels so… good…” I didn’t know whether to moan his name of not, he smirked and bit my lip.

“You can call me Brendon you know.” He kissed me softly for a moment, one hand stroking my hair.

He slid my panties off slowly, throwing them on the floor, reaching down to undo his pants, pulling the zip down teasingly slow, pushing them down, pushing his boxers with it. His hands gripped the back of my knees, pulling me onto the edge of the desk, getting in between my legs.

“Do you want this?” He asked, rubbing the tip against my clit in slow movements, it felt so good, he rubbed my opening slowly, biting his lip. “Well? Let me show you how real man can make you feel. Not a stupid little boy.”

“I… I…” I tried to speak but couldn’t make the words form, his grip on my thigh tightened, his eyes darkening.

“Tell me you want me to fuck you.” He growled, gripping onto my back, pulling me to look at him.

“I… want…” I went shy, struggling to say it.

“If you want it you’ve got to tell me.” He teased, rubbing the tip of his cock slowly against me.

“If want you to fuck me.” I blurted out, desperate for him now, he smirked darkly and gripped onto me, pushing in roughly, throwing his head back in pleasure.

“Uhhh fuck you’re tight.” He moaned, building up a fast rhythm, kissing me softly, holding the back of my head as the other rested behind me on the desk, holding me still. His hips slapped against me, his lips crashing against mine. His lips kept moving from my neck to my lips, I wrapped my legs around his hips and he groaned a little, biting his lips at me, I held tight to his shoulders, desperately trying to compose myself, he was so good, we had only just started and already I felt weak and close, like he was bringing me closer to the edge before we had even really started.

“I told you I could make you feel good.” He panted, throwing his head back, I slid my hands onto his chest and started undoing the buttons on his shirt, he raised an eyebrow but let me do it anyway, allowing me to unbutton his shirt and run my fingers up and down his chest, he shuddered slightly, keeping his pace fast and aggressive. The pace was nothing I’d ever experienced before, he was right, he could make me feel better than any of these stupid boys on campus, his body tensed as he looked at me.

“Brendon….” I gasped, my voice rasping slightly, he growled and used his grip on my hair to pull my face dead in front of his, looking me dead in the eyes and biting my lips.

“You’re mine. You understand that?” His dark growl vibrated through his throat, holding my head still as he gave me another assault of hard kisses and bits to my lips, his other hand stroking circles on the small of my back. I nodded back at him, but he wouldn’t take that as an answer. “Answer me.”

“I’m yours.” I gasped out loud, gripping onto the collar of his shirt, my head lulling back in please, he seemed to become irritated with the angle all of a sudden. He stopped for a moment and shoved a few things out of the way on his desk, pushing me down so I was laying on it, he towered over me, thrusting hard, the new angle allowing him to slam against my gspot. My back arched up and I moaned out his name again, loudly this time gripping at the edges of his desk.

“Fuck… you’re so… good.” I whimpered under him, it seemed to spur him on more, a smirk forming on his face as he continued to thrust.

He held onto my hips from above me, jolting my body with each powerful move of his hips, he was moaning and groaning at me, his flesh slapping into my own, everything was too much, I was close and shaky on his desk, already a muddled mess for him and he loved it. I felt my stomach tightening up, the angle hitting my spot perfectly, the sheer relentlessness of his movements pushing me closer and closer to the edge every second. All of a sudden he pulled me down the desk slightly so I was almost hanging off of it, allowing him deeper.

“Uhh yeah Y/N you feel so fucking good.” He moaned out, I was so close to cumming, I couldn’t hold out much longer, the coil tightening in my stomach was about to snap, my mind clouding over, he revelled in it and carried on, sensing I was close. He slip a hand down and rubbed my clit, that was it, I came crashing down, my body shaking and tensing, the fact that I was having sex with my professor was a distant memory, at this point, I didn’t care about anything except how good he could make me feel. He groaned as I tightened around him, throwing his head back as he drew out my orgasm for as long as he could.

“I’m gonna cum baby girl.” He growled slightly, I had only just finished cumming but I could already feel another orgasm about to hit, the throbbing inside me only drawing it closer, he groaned and have one last hard burst of thrusts, pumping into me at an unforgiving pace. “Uhhh fuck… Y/N.” He leant over and held me close, his thrusts turning slowly but harder, his pulsing inside me driving me over the edge, another orgasm hit me, wave after wave of pleasure causing me to shudder under him.

“Oh my god Brendon!” I yelled out, he kept moving for a little before stopping and drawing out of me slowly. I shuddered in his arms, he kept kissing my neck softly, stroking my legs, I panted a little, holding onto his back, he lent up and kissed me on the lips slowly.

“Damn girl, that was good.” He leant up and slumped into his chair, I say up and felt him pull me onto his lap. “I mean it when I say I don’t share baby. I want… I want to be with you but it’s difficult.” I sighed and kissed him.

“Well I graduate in a few months, and you’re not even that much older than me, it’ll work out once I’ve graduated right?” He nuzzled into my neck as I spoke, kissing it softly.

“I’ll make it work, but until graduation… please don’t sleep with anyone else, I actually do have feelings for you. And I’m really not one for sharing.” Another kiss lingered on my lips, he smiled.

“I won’t… I promise… I’m yours.” He smiled at the reference to his earlier claims and cuddled me for a while, wrapping his arms around my waist gently, I really hoped this didn’t end up too complicated.

I hope you liked it, awesome idea, if you have any other please feel free to request mystery person XD I like your thinking <3 <3 <3 Much love <3 <3