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Soulmate AUs

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1. Red String of Fate: The ring finger of soulmates are connected by a red string. Some people can see them and some can’t. The strings gain more threads once the soulmates find each other, but if one soulmate starts to die, the threads will slowly turn black and fade away.

2. Light Up My Heart: Soulmates find each other by affectionate touches causing their chests to glow. It’s impossible for either soulmate to light up if one or both is constantly hurting the other. The touches must be gentle.

3. First Words: The first words your soulmate will say to you are on your wrist in their handwriting. Good luck finding them when it’s something generic.

4. First and Last Words: You have your soulmates first words to you on one wrist and the last words they’ll ever say to you on the other. You have no idea which is which, but they are quite ominous.

5. Tally Marks: (Not exactly a soulmate au, but close enough). When person A falls in love, a red tally shows up on their arm. If the person loves them back, it turns black, and if the person dies, it turns into a scar.

6. Timer: A timer on each person’s wrist counts down to the moment they will meet. Either this is with them from the moment they were born or they can choose to get one around the age of 13, it’s up to the writers.

7. Colours: The world is in black and  white until you meet your soulmate. Afterwards, the world is in colour until your soulmate dies.

8. Colours (Alternate): You can only see colour when your soulmate is with you and you’re touching. This gives a whole new meaning to them bringing colour to your world.

9. Writing: Everything you write on your skin shows up on your soulmates skin in the same spot. You can communicate that way if you wish, but it fades from their skin long before it fades from yours.

10. Can’t We Be… Eighteen?: People age until they turn 18, then they stop aging until they meet their soulmate. As long as their soulmate is alive, they continue to age, even if they aren’t around each other, so was it the pizza guy? That random customer? Killing your soulmate will make you freeze in your aging again. Polyamorous soulmates will age at half the rate they should until all the members of their relationship have been met. (OT3+ Safe)

11. Soul Crushing: You can feel an intense pain in your soul when your soulmate is in danger, enough danger to get them killed. This has saved many lives, but how can you save someone you’ve never met before?

12. My Inner Voice, That’s Me, Right?: The voice in your head, always giving you advice and expressing problems, that’s your soulmates voice. Does it sound familiar, or is it a voice you have never heard before?

13. Through My Eyes: When you were a child, you briefly saw the world through someone else’s eyes. This was confusing and frightening, especially to such young children, especially since the other person got into an awful accident. Now as an adult, you can talk to each other, see through each other’s eyes, and feel what the other person is touching.

14. Guardian Angel: If someone’s soulmate dies before they’re able to meet, the dead soulmate can choose to become a spirit to protect their soulmate. They do whatever they can so their soulmate can live a full life.

15. Real Life Disney Singing: Every time your soulmate starts singing, you have an odd urge to burst out in the same song (and you can’t fight this)

16. The Name of the Game: You have two names on your arms, one is the person you’re destined to fight, and the other is your soulmate. You don’t know which is which.

17. The Name of the Game (Alternate): You have one name on your wrist and it’s your soulmate. Isn’t that name pretty common? Why aren’t last named included?

*whispers* someone write a fic where Derek saves Stiles from a fire even though it’s terrifying for him to do because it reminds him of his family and then Stiles is all surprised and awed by it and Derek realizes that Stiles the secret love of his life almost died and then KISSING

I’m not a financial advisor but please open a savings account and put money in your savings account if you can. I know what it’s like to grow up with parents who have 0 experience with financial advice. my parents grew up with no money and their parents did too. and even though they became middle class and then wealthy in adulthood, they didn’t have knowledge about building credit or savings to pass on to me, and the knowledge that they did have they didn’t share with me. I literally opened a savings account because someone on the internet told me to. No one in my family advised me about that, and that is awful. So I’m passing it laterally and down to you all, my friends and babies.

Please open a savings account with your bank and put money in it. If you work in the mall or at a Starbucks or a little shop, you can still treat yourself and save if you usually Just treat yourself. If you want an apartment you “need” credit, but don’t get a credit card too young especially if you can’t pay it off. Get financial advising! There is information online. But I have spoken to some of my 20+ year old friends who have no savings accounts but plan on moving to NYC or LA or Miami and getting their dreams and it’s like…? On whom’s dime henny?????! The only reason I’m happy about moving to ny is because of how much I have saved.

I have enough saved / earned this month to pay almost a year of rent and utilities and groceries which is why I’m not that stressed…. you all can save More than me if you are strategic. The entire time I’ve been in university I should’ve been saving effectively, I would feel so much better. I love you all and I love the idea of you treating yourselves all the time. but if you wanna have your own apartment or your own car or whatever and you don’t have your parents to lean on, you need a savings account so you can’t touch your money.

Try and be proactive about your future and realize that that’s the point of parents, they’re supposed to have experience and advice to share with you so you don’t fuck your life up or experience the stress and pain that they have

I never knew that it was possible to love someone so much that it hurt, until I came to love him. So please please, whoever is listening, don’t let him leave me this time. I swear, it feels as though I would just die if he did. The pain in my chest has become unbearable on a night like tonight. My head is a mess, my thoughts are swirling around like a tornado. It hurts so badly that I am gritting my teeth as I type this. Awful scenarios keep playing again and again in my head. Someone save me from this pain, please. My hope is fighting against my nihilistic nature, causing emotional turmoil within me. And all I can say is that I need him. Right now I need him. For the rest of my life, I need only him.

11 p.m. is for single mothers
who cradle a glass of wine in their fingers
and wait for the sound of a child crying
they hope will never come—
it always does.

12 a.m. is for high school students
to do homework they didn’t have time to do
after lacrosse practice and dance rehearsal—
they yearn to rest their tired eyes
but cannot.

1 a.m. is for sneaking into your bedroom
on a school night at seventeen,
reminding yourself how tired
you will be in the morning,
convincing yourself it was worth it.

2 a.m. is for star-crossed lovers
rolling in bed sheets smelling of
alcohol and tragic dreams that
ironically lull them to sleep.

3 a.m. is for hopeless romantics
wishing under late-night skies
for someone to talk to,
for someone who gets it.

And all of those people think
they’ve got it bad, but
when 4 a.m. rolls around the corner,
the past sinks into your veins—

4 a.m. is too late for anyone to save you,
for when 4 a.m. tells you,
“You can’t do this anymore,”
you believe it.

—  4 a.m.
VIXX as horror movie characters


•  one of the protagonists that everyone roots for
•  only bc he has an interesting back story that ends up being linked with whatever horrors they’re going through lmao
•  gets easily startled but reassures everyone that it’s ok and everything is under control
•  the only person who still has doubts that a demon is practically following them
•  “listen it’s probably just a kid cosplaying or something hahahaaa:)”
•  a tragic death will follow the explanation of why he was an important character aw


•  the mysterious kid that has all the creepy one-liners/ kinda protagonist ???
•  no one really knows what he’s doing there and why he’s chewing on his sweater sleeves but I mean he’s cute
•  warns people not to go into that room……….but they do anyway and he’s rolling his eyes nonstop through all the screaming
•  you’d think it was too obvious that he’d be the antagonist but damn leo chill with all the staring
•  but tbh he kicks ass right and left the moment anything threatens his besties or his mom
•  the only character that survives, ofc


•  surprise!!!!! he’s the bad guy :’)
•  he’s really petty so he’d be that one villain who drops evidence everywhere but no one really seems to catch on
•  puts threatening letters in his victim’s mailboxes and low key waits by the bushes to see their reaction while they open it
•  “I know what you did last summer. lol jk I know you have no life” *almost chokes from containing laughter*
•  has a thing for one of the protagonists cough Ravi cough so he lets them get away bc he’s smitten
•  only to be forced to kill them later bc ‘wtf bruh you were supposed to love me’ jfc


•  the fuccboi that everyone seems to have a love/hate relationship with
•  has a soft side that shows only when someone points out his insecurities lmao
•  like he rides a motorcycle and everything and acts all tough, but mention his shoe size and he’ll burst into tears
•  makes fun of the people who make a big deal of everything and he’s the only reason jumpscares are in this movie
•  yet he’s the first one to bust out that door if anything remotely creepy happens “lmao not today, binch. peace out, ghostie”
•  actually survives bc he’s smart tho he’s hella unloyal and will leave the rest to die yikes


•  the handsome visual relief/side character/ low-key the character that yall overlook bc of his looks
•  you can find him brooding in a corner any time he’s contemplating whether to call the police or not
•  cracks some jokes here and there to diffuse the tension but tbh he’s a stress ball waiting to explode
•  hella tense throughout every scene he’s in, esp if there’s cryptic messages and letters involved
•  “hell nah…how else would they know I liked strawberries unless they’ve seen my shampoo??? this is weird, bruh, really weird”
•  no one is over his death bc they didn’t even show it…if you close your eyes you can hear the sounds of those salty blogs dedicated to his character


•  the annoying younger brother of the protagonist that no one can hate despite how annoying he is
•  tho its annoying how he’s constantly screaming into the sky when someone gets mysteriously murdered
•  you def thought he was involved in the hacov wreaking on everyone, and tbh he’s had enough of everyone accusing him of this bs
•  proves that he’s innocent by sacrificing himself to save an innocent lil girl aw rip
•  turns out he didn’t even die tho, probably changed his name and moved lmao how petty

Originally posted by chaoticcassidy

Fragments - Part 7

Word Count: 8219 (yikes)

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Canon typical violence, Canon divergence

A/N: I can’t add any new tags and I’ve had to abandon the Fragments series tag list, but if you follow/turn on post notifications for @torn-and-frayed-writes you won’t miss an update. All updates will be reblogged over there right after they’re posted here. 

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“Um, Dean, why are you getting in the back seat?” The three of you had just come out of the woods after another hunt. It seemed you’d been marathon hunting lately, not that you cared. It actually seemed to help keep your mind off everything. You enjoyed it.

“Decided to let Sammy drive for awhile. Thought I’d sit back here with you.” Dean shrugged. “Are you not ok with that?”

“I’m fine with it, unless you’re back here to gloat about killing Hitler some more because if you are I’m gonna throw you into traffic.” Sam’s laughter reverberated through the car but Dean didn’t find you at all funny.

“Killing Hitler is kind of a big deal, Y/N.” Dean grumbled. “You could show some more gratitude. Especially since I saved your ass from some Nazis too.”

“I know. I was there.” You rolled your eyes as Sam started up the car and started driving away. “But you really, really don’t need to tell me about it another thousand times. I got it.”

“Geez. Testy much?” You shot Dean a glare and he held up his hands in surrender. “Sorry.”

“It’s so good to have you back.” Sam chuckled.

“Aw, thanks Sam.” You giggled. “Someone has to keep your brother’s ego in check.”

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So I know we’re all probably excited and happy for Sam Kerr to be featured on Sportscenter and on their Instagram page, like how often does that happen with female athletes? Allow me to answer my own question. In the last month alone, Sportscenter has posted 421 posts on Instagram. Of those 421 posts, SIX (6) of them featured women, though one of the women featured was Steph Curry’s wife Ayesha who is not an athlete, but I’m fuckin’ counting it. That means that in the last month, 1.4% of their posts have featured women. 1.4%. That’s absolutely outrageous. So, after realizing how rare it is for female athletes to be featured on Sportscenter’s Instagram, I decided to scan through the comments and see how everyone was reacting to the video. And now I’m pissed. I’m going to put the rest under a read more so this won’t clog your dash.

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anonymous asked:

By law, if you work as a server and you do not make enough in tips your employer has to the pay the difference to get you up to minimum wage. No one is required to tip if they do not want to. So the server does their job? Well guess what, people in other jobs do their required work (yes, even those who only get minimum wage). People don't bitch about them not getting tips.

You sound an awful lot like a customer who doesn’t tip. It’s really quite simple, if you live in America and do not have the money to tip the person waiting on you, you do not have the money to eat out. Do not come at me with the “poor people
Deserve nice shit too!” Poor people can save a bit longer to afford that tip just like everyone else. Someone being poor does not give them the right to make another person more poor but stiffing them on their pay check essentially. Say it with me, no money for tip. No money for eating at restaurant where server gets tipped. *mic drop* -Mandie

anonymous asked:

Methinks a certain plant boy and candy king both owe a certain edgelord a thank you for dragging them to safety

They’re all gathered around Mark’s tiny table shoveling Chinese food into their mouths when Bim pauses and his eyes go wide. He looks up at Dark. “You saved me from a burning building!”

Dark rolls his eyes. “Yes, Trimmer.”

Bim kicks Wilford under the table. “He saved you, too.”

Wilford glares at Bim. “So?”

So, we’d likely be dead right now if it weren’t for him.” Bim tries to kick him again, but this time he misses and kicks Mark instead who yelps and bends down to look under the table. Bim blushes.

Will shrugs his shoulders. “What? It’s not like he didn’t owe us.”

Dark’s shell cracks silently, and the Ego grumbles into his takeout box. Bim glances between the two of them for a moment before, “Is that why you saved us? Because you felt like you owed us?”

Dark stops, setting his food aside and looking up at Bim like he’s the biggest nuisance the black and white Ego has ever encountered. “I saved you because, despite my apparent inability to control Yandere, I can control whether his hair-brained scheme to turn us all into charcoal actually succeeds. There. Happy?”

Bim smiles, tears springing up in his soft eyes. “Aw, Darky, you saved me to spite someone! That’s about the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me!”

Wilford snorts as Dark snarls, about to comeback with a comment about how he’d be ecstatic to rip Bim to shreds when Warfstache elbows him in the side and points at Mark who has fallen asleep. Wilford and Dark both smile evilly as Dark says, “You get the permanent marker, and I’ll grab the whipped cream.”

Bim giggles and gets out his phone. “I’ll make sure we get a video!”

Connected (Thomas/Newt)

part three to caught in the middle.

part one:

part two:

some of you are asking, Teresa doesn’t exist in this version.

Originally posted by space-ing-out

Originally posted by imagines-for-all-the-fandoms

I woke up to the sun shining right in my eyes. I felt the heat from another body close by. I tried to turn around but realized there was a arm wrapped around me. I remembered Newt coming down in the pit last night. I removed his arm stirring him awake.

“everything alright love?” Newt asked standing up.

“yeah fine, can I be out of here? I’m sorry for hitting you.” I said looking down at my feet.

Newt looked at me for a second. I hoped he wasn’t going to bring up last night. I was really emotional and told him I loved him. It wasn’t a total lie I did love him, but I would be lying to myself If I said I didn’t think about Thomas too. I was so confused. 

“yeah lets go.” He sighed and opened the gate hopping out of the pit.

He extended his hand down. I grabbed it and he yanked me out with ease. I walked over to the hole beside me seeing Thomas still sleeping. I opened the gate and hopped down in the hole. Thomas jolted awake surprised at my presence.

“you wanna come out, or spend another night in the pit.” I said laughing.

“get me out of here.” He said standing up.

I could feel an awkward tension as Newt pulled me out of the pit and then we helped Thomas out.

“thanks.” Thomas muttered with a cold look on his face.

“you’re welcome.” Newt quietly said.

Thankfully Minho came running over, breaking the awkward tension.

“you quit too?” Minho asked me crossing his arms in front of his chest.

“what?” I asked slightly confused.

“all the other runners quit this morning, they don’t even want to go back in the maze since Thomas killed the griever.” Minho said looking at me and Thomas.

“what if there is something there? we should go check it out, Thomas you coming?” I said fixing my jacket.

“yeah.” Thomas said lacing up his boots.

“y/n you’re not going out in the maze again.” Newt said grabbing my arm.

“It’s my job Newt.” I said pulling his arm off of me.

“well it’s my job to keep people alive and you’re not going.” Newt said standing in front of me.

“I’m not a child and you can’t make me stay. come on guys.” I said gesturing for Minho and Thomas to follow me.

I get Newt wanting to protect me but we couldn’t stay in the glade forever. If there was a clue with the dead griever, we were going to find it. We sprinted as fast as we could to the opening of the maze. We turned a bunch of corners until we got to where we needed to be.

“oh god that’s disgusting.” I said looking at the griever smashed between the two walls.

“hey do you guys see that.” Thomas said pointing to a little blinking light.

“you mean besides a griever pancake.” Minho said holding his nose.

I was trying not to think of the smell. I got a little closer to the blinking light when suddenly the grievers leg moved back. I was instantly pulled back by my arm by Thomas.

“I thought that thing was dead.” Thomas said not letting go of my arm.

“maybe it was a reflex.” Minho shrugged.

“yeah you hope.” I said rolling my eyes at him.

“look let’s just try and pull this out.” Thomas said walking up to the griever.

We grabbed it’s leg and started to pull. At first nothing happened so we pulled harder. Finally the leg became disconnected from the body sending guts on us.

“oh god i’m going to be sick.” I heaved shaking the griever guts off of me.

Minho walked over to a little sack on the ground. He picked it up examining that the blinking light was coming from inside of there.

“oh Minho you’re not going to.” I said making a disgusted face.

Minho made the same disgusted face. He reached in to the sack and pulled out this device that had the letters wcked printed on it. It was beeping and had a glowing number 7 on it.

“what is that thing?” Thomas asked getting closer to Minho.

“look can we figure this out at the glade cause I don’t want to meet this guys friends.” I said looking around slightly paranoid.

I’ll have to admit going back into the maze frightened me a little bit.

“she’s right let’s go.” Minho said.

He started to lead the way back followed by Thomas but something caught my eye. There was writing under the ivy. I got my knife out and started to cut at the ivy. When I finally got it cut off enough that I could see it, I saw the words

World in Catastrophe: Killzone Experiment Department

I scratched my head looking at the words. What in the world did that mean.

“what are you doing? Are you crazy do I have to save you again?” Thomas said grabbing my arm.

I flinched back a little bit. I hadn’t known Thomas that long but he’s never spoken to me like that.

“excuse me?” I scoffed ripping my arm from his grasp.

“you heard me.” He glared.

“I didn’t ask you to save me in the first place.” I said crossing my arms over my chest.

“yeah well I did.” He said turning around.

I could feel a tear run down my cheek.

“well if you regret saving me that much than you should of never done it.” I said pushing past him and jogging away.

I could hear Thomas sprinting to catch up with me. The tears fell down my cheeks making it hard to run. Thomas caught me by the arms turning me around so I was facing him.

“let me go.” I growled trying to get away from him.

“that isn’t what I meant, I’m sorry. I would never regret saving you.” Thomas said resting his forehead against mine.

Before I could process my own actions my lips were on his kissing him. He was surprised at first but kissed me back. We were interrupted again by someone clearing their throat. This time it was Minho.

“don’t mean to interrupt this love fest but we need to get back.” Minho said scratching the back of his neck awkwardly.

I chuckled seeing Minho’s face so red.

“awe Minho don’t worry I love you too.” I joked punching his shoulder and running away from him.

We ran through the doors only to be met with a pissed off Newt and Gally.

“homestead now.” Newt said crossing his arms.

I snickered to myself noticing Gally’s black eye. We walked in the homestead me, Minho and Thomas facing Newt and Gally.

“we found this.” Minho said handing the device to Newt.

Newt examined the device running his fingers over it lightly.

“W.C.K.E.D. these are the letters that come printed with our supplies.” Newt said handing the device back to Minho.

I could literally hear the gears in my head grinding trying to make a connection.

“we think whoever put us here made the grievers.” Thomas said to Newt.

I didn’t have time to notice Thomas and Newt slightly glaring at each other.

“world in catastrophe killzone experiment department.” I said more to myself than the boys.

“what are you talking about love?” Newt asked coming closer to me.

I was staring at the floor connecting all the little pieces in my head.

“y/n? what’s wrong talk to me.” Thomas said grabbing my hand.

I’m glad I didn’t see the dirty look Newt gave Thomas.

“world in catastrophe killzone experiment department.” I said again.

“love you’re scaring me, tell us what your thinking.” Newt said pushing Thomas aside and grabbing my face.

“World in Catastrophe Killzone Experiment Department, W.C.K.E.D.” I said looking at the boys confused faces.

“we don’t get it y/n?” Minho said now.

“It’s not a game, and they didn’t put us here to punish us, it’s a test. Don’t you guys see it’s one big experiment, and we’re the lab rats. I think that thing could be our way out though.” I said sitting down.

All this thinking made my brain hurt.

“Newt you’ve got to be kidding me, you’re seriously listening to them. Thomas broke the rules, he went into the maze twice now and now you want to go along with something they found?” Gally said.

I’m surprised he hasn’t spoke up until now. I rolled my eyes balling my fists.

“It could be a clue Gally.” Thomas spoke up.

“Gally is right, you did break the rules. Another night in the pit, no food. Also we can’t have non-runners keep running out into the maze whenever they feel like so starting tomorrow, you’re a runner.” Newt said looking down on the floor.

I perked up when Newt announced Thomas as a runner.

“this is ridiculous and you know it.” Gally said pushing past Newt and out the door.

“thanks Newt.” Thomas said a softer look going on his face.

Newt gave Thomas a nod. All of a sudden a blaring sound echoed through the glade. It was the box. It was coming back up.

“what’s that?” Thomas asked confused.

“It’s the box it’s coming back up.” I said running out beside Newt.

“It shouldn’t be.” Minho mumbled.

We all surrounded the box as Gally and Newt lifted the lid. Newt hopped in and was quiet for a second.

“what is it Newt?” A coupled gladers shouted.

“it’s just three viles and a note.” Newt said hopping back out of the box.

“what does the note say?” I asked.

Newt gave me a sad look and stayed silent. I ran over and grabbed the note out of his hand. There was a picture of me and one of Thomas. It said

this is the last time you’ll see this box ever. Just remember Thomas and Y/N wicked is good.

“Thomas.” I breathed.

A part of me always felt Thomas and I were connected, but it may be on a deeper level than I once thought.



anonymous asked:

Alguna recomendación musical?

esta es una crylist emo ahre 

dead roses - blackbear 

chateau - blackbear 

im not sorry - dean 

ghost girl - lil peep 

just kiss her - concorde 

fool - frankie cosmos

4 O'CLOCK - taehyung & namjoon. 

awful things - lil peep 

i don’t wanna waste my time - joji 

move slowly - velvetears 

someone - 6 dogs 

I hate you, but i love you - lil yung pharaoh

kill yourself III - $uicideboy$

save me - XXXtentacion 

you - good morning 

dirty dirty - charlotte cardin

love scars - trippie redd

shinigami - ghosts

i miss you, tbh - trooplite 

lil soda boi - i’m so alone

93FEETOFSMOKE ft. VELVETEARS - i’ve got a lot of fear

i don’t know - seventeen 

can i exist - missio 

you can buy everything - somo 

dead leaves - bts 

stigma - taehyung 

the 7th sense - nct u

CPsilencer x LpCharm - XOXO

SAINt JHN – 3 Below

$UICIDEBOY$ – do you believe in god?

chelou - halfway to nowhere

 magic potion - booored

something about us - daft punk 

11:11 - you 


triathalon - bad mood

her’s - cool with you 

peach pit - seventeen

cruisr - all over  

elijah who - sad and boujee

killedmyself - don’t worry about me

melvv ft. two feet - not me 

A New Neverland (Peter Pan Imagine)

Originally posted by my-fxxfics


When we got back to town it was already morning. I dropped Gardner off at the clinic and I snucked back home. Thinking I successfully got back unnoticed, Emma cleared her throat from behind me.

“Where were you?” Emma asked sternly.
“Out.” I said casually taking off my jacket.
“Out? Out where?”
“Just, out. Getting some air.” 
“Really? The dirt on your hands and mud on your shoes say different, so I’ll ask again, where were you?”
“You’re not my mom, I’m not Henry. I don’r have to answer to you.” I bit back.
“But I’m now your guardian. You live under my roof, what I say goes.”
“Why do you care?”
“Why are you being stubborn again, you were fine one minute, now you’re back to having attitude.”
“Why do you want to know where I went? I came back didn’t I? Shouldn’t that be good enough?”
“I just want to keep you safe.”
“No, you’re trying to keep yourself and Henry safe. If you want to know so badly, I didn’t go near your precious son. I went to the woods.”
“And what did you do there?” 
“Not casting spells before you go all saviour on me, I have no magic remember.”
“I wasn’t thinking that.”
“Keep telling yourself that, maybe you’ll start believing it.”
“What’s got you all worked up? Where did you go? What did you do?” 

Emma’s right, I am all worked up but I don’t know why. Why I couldn’t I just have told her I was with Gardner? That I saved him and took him to the clinic?

“If you must know so badly, I was in the woods clearing my head. I heard someone call for help and found a boy in a hole with a bear trap around his ankle. I helped him, got him to the clinic and now I’m here. Happy?” I forced out of my mouth.
“You met a boy?”
“Out of all of that, you picked up only me meeting a boy?”
“No no, I mean, you helped someone?”
“Yeah? What, is that shocking to you?”
“No, it’s not. That’s good, you helped someone. Heroic.”
“Okay okay, chill. I’m not like you heroes, I saw a kid in danger and I helped. I did it all the time in Neverland, not a big deal.”
“Uhuh, keep telling yourself that maybe you’ll start believing it.” Emma said with a smirk.
“Funny, real funny.”  
“Get cleaned up, we’re going to the clinic.” 

Emma left with me with that statement and went downstairs. Me, a hero? You save someone one time and they identify you as a hero. I still don’t understand why I got so defensive talking about Gardner, it’s not like he’s Peter or a Lost Boy. I pushed the thought aside and went one to clean myself up. When we got to the clinic, Gardner was all bandaged up and ready to go.

“Hey, tree top.” Gardner said jokingly.
“Hey, Greenie.” I said. (see what I did there) “You okay?”
“Yup, doc fixed me up but my ankle is broken. I have to be on crutches for a while.” 
“Awe, I’m sorry. But hey, I brought the sheriff and she’s going to find a place for you to stay.” I said to brighten his mood.
“Really? That’s great!” 
“I’m assuming you’re Gardner Murffey, I’m Sheriff Emma Swan, you can call me Emma.” Emma said introducing herself.
“Nice to meet you miss Emma. So, Tree Top here said you’ll find me a place to stay?” Gardner asked.
“Tree Top?” Emma questioned.
“It’s his nickname for me.”  I said.
“Well, I would love to do that, but I have to call your parents to inform them you’re alright and tell them where to find you.” Emma said.
“Don’t bother, no one will pick up the phone nor care.” Gardner said.
“And why is that?” Emma asked.
“Because my family doesn’t care, I ran away because I abused and left to fend for my own.”
“He’s like me, Emma. You have to let him stay.” I spoke up.
Emma looked between Gardner and I before signing, “Regina is going to kill me.”
“Yes! Thank you, Emma.” I said.
“Is that a yes I can stay?” Gardner asked.
“That is a yes.”
“Then, yes! Thank you Miss Emma.” Gardner said.

Emma’s POV

“Another one?” Regina asked in disbelief.
“He’s a runaway, not from here. From my world, he can’t do us any harm.” I reasoned.
“How do you know that? What if he’s a Lost Boy? What if that girl is trying to start something?”
“She’s not Regina, she’s never met this boy before.”
“Yet she so happens to find him in the woods and becomes so close to him?”
“She saved him and it’s natural for her to become protective over lost children, she is from Neverland.” 
“Whatever the circumstances maybe, I will not deal with another basketcase.”
“You won’t have to, I’ll take him in.”
“Another teenager? You can’t save them all you know.”
“I know, but I think this would be good for her. Having someone who understands her, that’s not Pan.”
“If this little charity case of yours goes downhill-”
“It won’t.”


“So, you and I will be sharing a room until Emma fixes you up with a room.” I said.
“Nice room you got here, very white.” Gardner said taking a seat on my bed.
“You also have to go to school.” I said.
“What?” He said disappointed.
“Yeah, we still have to go. Sad, I know.” I said.
“Do I have to?”
“If I go down, you’re coming down with me.” I joked shoving him lightly.
“Hey, we just met. I don’t have to go down anywhere.”
“Oh really? I think that hole is calling your name.”
“School is an excellent option.” 
“That’s what I thought.”
“Where’s the bathroom, I gotta go.”
“Down the hall to the left.”
“Thanks, be right back.”

I heard the door close and I laid down on my bed. I smiled thinking about Gardner, I’m happy I met him. He understands me, more on a personal level than Peter. Did I just say that? No one is better than Peter, but maybe Gardner.

“I die and you replace me?” I heard a voice say.
“Who said that?” I asked sitting up. “Gardner?”
“You don’t recognize my voice, my Queen.”
“You think you can replace me?” Peter said.
“No, never. I can never replace you, baby. Where are you? Why can’t I see you?” I asked turning around frantically trying to find him.
“I’m talking to you from the underworld, sweetheart. I have a plan for you to bring me back.” Peter said.
“Yes, yes what is it?” I asked.
“Y/N, who are you talking to?” Gardner asked walking into the room.
“What? Nothing, no one.”
“Are you sure? I heard you say why can’t I see you, see what?” 
“Oh uh-a bug, there was a bug.” I lied.
“Oh okay-” Gardner started talking but another voice took over my ears.
“Y/N, are you listening to me? Pay attention to me!” Peter yelled.
“Can you repeat that, sorry I was lost in thought for a minute.” I said.
“I said can you show me around town, you feeling okay?” Gardner asked.
“How dare you not listen to me, I’m still your king.” Peter said.
“Yeah sure, come on let’s go. I’ll show you to Granny’s too, I heard the food is good.” I said.
“That sounds great, can we go there first? I haven’t had a decent meal in months.” Gardner asked.
“Yeah, I’m hungry too.” I smiled.

We headed downstairs, out the door.

“You will not ignore me, Remember where you come from and the people who killed me. They are not your friends, they think nothing of you.” I heard Peter say, but I ignored him and focused on Gardner. 
“I will speak with you later, just remember this you are mine and mine alone.”

And I heard nothing else.

(A/N: Part 5? Sorry if this seems rushed, I just wanted to get Peter in the story since it’s a Peter Pan Imagine.)


(requested by anon)

Kai Parker x Reader
word count
: 4 602
summary : based on the song ‘No Vacancy’ by One Republic
note : i might have strayed a tiny little bit from the idea …
* gif by fondu-with-downey

When Kai got off the bed that morning after yet another sleepless night spent counting the hours till sunrise , he had no idea in a few hours his life would change completely. As soon as the first sun rays had shown up through the windows , he got off his bed and turned off the lights. After all this time spent alone in the Prison World he just couldn’t stand the darkness or the silence. Or being alone for that matter. Every now and then he’d go out at night, sharing a couple of hours with strangers but even around all those people at the bar he still felt alone and empty on the inside. Unknowingly his entire life he had been searching for her until one day when he had least expected it he finally found her and she tore down all the walls he had build around himself.

Kai was walking down the street on his way to the Salvatore house to meet with his least favourite Salvatore brother. Damon wasn’t his friend , none of them were but he liked spending time around them better than being alone. He kept trying to win them over but every time things didn’t work out he ended up feeling even more empty on the inside than before. Yet he kept trying , hoping that maybe one day this will change. He put his hands in his pockets and turned down the street listening to his playlist when he heard the screams. Kai stopped right the same second, pulled out his earphones quickly and ran towards the screams. Turning down the alley he saw a vampire feeding on a girl who was trying so hard and fiercely to fight the vampire off her but it wasn’t enough. There was something about the way she wouldn’t let herself get killed that drew him in like a magnet and he ran , pushing the vampire off her.
   "The girl is with me.“ he growled , purple / black veins flashing in his eyes. Kai raised his hand and the vampire started choking while the young heretic was using magic to pull his heart out. “Leave now or you lose your heart.”
After the vampire ran off , Kai turned towards the girl who had dropped to the ground , holding her hand on her neck trying to stop the bleeding. She looked shaken and kept starring straight ahead with eyes filled with tears , flinching a little when he took a step towards her.
   "Hey hey. It okay. I’m not going to hurt you.“ said Kai softly , kneeling down next to her biting his wrist. “This will help heal the wound and then -”
   "What ? You will compel it away ?“ she whispered , wrapping her fingers around his wrist. Kai studied her face. Why wasn’t she completely freaked out about what had just happened ? He sat on the ground before her, taking a better look at the young girl. It appeared that she was around his age , her hair was pulled in a loose pony tail wearing a little baggy ripped in the knees jeans , a grey top and a dark blue/white plaid shirt tied on her waist – and she was beautiful. They had met barely a few moments ago and she had already taken his breath away.
   "Well , you are full of surprises aren’t you - ” he said a little amused. “Anyone else would’ve run away by now. So why haven’t you ?”
   "Let’s just say my friends are not exactly normal.“ she smiled. "Thank you for saving me – um , sorry. I didn’t get your name ?”
   "Oh right. Sorry , manners. I’m Kai. Kai Parker.“ he said outstretching his hand. He expected her to run away since obviously the girl knew vampires and quite possibly Damon , but she never did. Instead Y/N smiled widely at him , shook his hand and for the first time in his life , Kai felt something spark inside his heart. 
   "I’m Y/N.” she said , unable to look away. “So , you are Kai. It’s nice to meet you.”
All her friends , specially Bonnie , had warned her about Kai , filling her head with all the awful things he had done and for a while she had pretended to listen , then she had tuned out. Kai had made mistakes , but Damon had done worse. Stefan had done worse. Most of her friends have – being vampires and all. Judging Kai by the worst mistakes he had done in his life but not judging her friends for theirs would make her a hypocrite. That wasn’t her. Everyone deserved a chance , everyone had light and darkness inside. Her new friend seemed so friendly she couldn’t help but like him instantly and he was beyond hot — and had just saved her life when easily could’ve walked by and let her die. To her Kai didn’t seem as dangerous as they had made him out to be.
   "Ahh so you have heard of me.“ he sighed , looking at the ground. "For a moment there I thought I might … Ahhh never mind. I take it you are friends with Damon ?”
   "No. Stefan. I can’t stand Damon.“
   "Wow. You didn’t run away from me screaming and you don’t like Damon.” he laughed. “I like you already.”
   "For what’s worth - I kind of like you too. I – “ she said noticing her bloody top. "Ahh , I better go home and change.”
Y/N started to get up and almost immediately she stumbled a little. Kai got up quickly holding her steady so she wouldn’t fall. Their eyes met and a spark of electricity floated between them , waking up something inside of him he didn’t even know was there. He had no idea who this girl is , but already knew there was no way he’d ever let anything happen to her.
   "Are you feeling okay ?“ he asked concerned. "You know what, I will take you home. Don’t worry , you don’t have to invite me in or anything. Just want to make sure whoever that was won’t try and finish the job and that you won’t faint somewhere.”
   "I just feel a little light headed that’s all.“ she smiled , unable to take her eyes away from him. Never before in her life she had someone’s eyes sparkle like this.  "Wow..”
   "What ?“
   "N-nothing.” she smiled , feeling her heart skip a beat. “You know , maybe it’s a good idea that you walk me home.”
   "Yeah ? You are not scared of me ?“
   "No.” she smiled. “Not scared of you.”
Kai couldn’t help but smile at her words. Usually everyone ran away from him but not this girl. There wasn’t a hint of judgement or fear in her eyes and they were so warm , just like her smile. Barely a few minutes spent around her and for the first time in his life he didn’t feel as alone or empty as before. However something kept tugging at his mind.
   "You weren’t at the wedding. I am pretty sure I would’ve remembered you –“
   "Um no , I was out of town with my parents that day.” she smiled nervously , as they took a turn down the street.
   "I am happy you weren’t there. What I did – I just – “ he sighed.
   "I’m not judging. You had your reasons and Bonnie , well — she sort of deserved it. I mean she provoked it in a way. I — ” she sighed. “Don’t tell them I said that. I’ll never hear the end of it.”
   "I won’t.“ he smiled at her. "I’ve never met someone – as understanding as you. Not judging - thats definitely a new one for me. Where have you been all my life?”
   "Probably right under your nose.“ Y/N winked at him , unable to stop smiling.
Kai laughed under his breath , listening to her heart beating strong and fast , skipping a beat every time their hands touched accidentally while they walked. He couldn’t help feel the electricity coursing through his veins , starting from the places where their hands touched , waking up every fibre in his body.
   "So , if you know the Salvatore’s how come I haven’t seen you before ?” he wondered while they took another turn down the next block. “Were they keeping you tucked away safely somewhere or something ?”
Y/N ran her fingers through her hair looking up at the sky and then at him with a smile on her face. Kai’s heart did a flip almost making him stop in the middle of the street , trying to figure out what was happening.
   "As if I’d let them do that.“ she laughed but her tone was serious. "No , I am a senior. You know with Elena’s brother Jeremy. There just wasn’t much time to hang around with my friends.”
Y/N stopped in front of one of the houses and Kai felt his heart sank. That was it ? Why did it feel like they had been walking barely a few seconds when it had been minutes ? He didn’t want to let go off her , not now not ever.
   "This is me.“ she sighed. "Thank you for saving me and walking me home.”
   "Yeah. Always. “ he smiled at her , scratching his forehead nervously. "I guess I’ll be seeing you around –”
Kai started turning around when she pulled him back. He looked at her confused for a moment and then her hands wrapped around him in a surprise hug attack. Kai wasn’t sure what to do at first. It had been so long since someone had hugged him or had been this nice to him. Specially someone who knows all the awful things he had done. Then his arms wrapped around her , holding her tightly towards him. His eyes closed for a moment and he felt happiness like never before spread through his body. What was it about this girl that had him feeling this way ? Warm, fuzzy, complete…
   "You are welcome to stop by and come in any time you want.“
   "Y-you are inviting me in ?” he asked surprised. Y/N nodded. “What would your friends say ?”
   "That’s not really their decision now is it?“ she winked at him , reaching into his pocket. "This is my number. Call me any time , literally.“ she said serious , typing in her number and taking a selfie as a contact picture. "I don’t sleep much.”
   "Weird , neither do I.“ he smiled nervously. "It’s — hard , after the Prison World and everything.”
   "You know –“ she trailed off. ”– my parents are not home most nights , if you want you can come over and we can talk or watch a movie or something ?“
   "Your friends are going to freak out.” he said amused.
   "Let them.“ she winked him. "See you around Kai..”
   "Yeah – see you around Y/N.“
Kai watched her walk inside the house unable to stop smiling. This girl was different , he could feel it. Could it be that he had finally found someone ? A real friend , maybe more than a friend ? He walked down the street trying to figure out what were all those emotions swirling in his heart and head in that moment. There were so many of them he couldn’t separate them but knew all of them were connected to her. Something told him that night he won’t be staying awake counting the hours as usual. No , that night was going to be different.
His phone rang returning him to reality. Kai reached into his pocket pulling it out - DAMON.
   "Where are you? You said you’ll be here first thing in the morning..”
   "Something came up.“ said Kai not even feeling annoyed at the tone Damon was talking to him with. "I’ll be over in five. Even you can’t ruin my good mood today.”

Kai spent almost two hours listening to Damon trying to convince him to break the spell linking Bonnie and Elena. It seemed to be the only thing the vampire wanted to talk about and this time he was actually being a little nicer to him , probably thinking that a change in his attitude would get things done.  However Kai wasn’t really listening. Only one person mattered to him and that was Y/N.
   "Damon ?“ interrupted Kai. "How do you know when you are in love ?”
Damon’s eyes widened in shock , surprise and confusion.
   "Sorry what ? In love ? What are you talking about ?“
   "Just answer my question.” insisted Kai , pouring himself two fingers with bourbon. “And maybe I will find a way to break the spell. I am a mega powerful heretic right? .”
   "Fine.“ sighed Damon. "It’s like the whole world stops and there is just this other person you see. Your heart beats faster around them , you can’t stop thinking about them and wanting to be with them. That person is all that you need and when you are apart it feels like hell. Why ?”
   "No reason.“ he replied a sip of his bourbon.
   "Ahh , don’t go anywhere.” said Damon , leaving the room to answer his phone.
A few moments later Kai heard someone fall down the stairs not too far away from him. Curiosity won over and he went to check out what had happened. When he got there he saw a very familiar looking girl and he couldn’t help but smile. He leaned against the stair railing looking at her trying to gather a bunch of books which probably had caused the noise he heard since she didn’t appear to be hurt. He only caught glimpses of her face but that was enough for his heart do this weird flip it kept doing whenever he thought about her.
   "Need some help with that ?“ he asked , making her scream in surprise. "Easy there Y/N. I am just trying to help. Are you okay ? You didn’t get hurt did you ?”
   "Stefan is going to kill me..“ she muttered , freezing a second later. Y/N looked up at him and a wide smile spread across both their faces."Hi.”
   "Hi.“ he grinned , kneeling down on the ground to help her gather the books. "What are you doing here ? I didn’t walk you home for you to leave like two hours later.”
   "So over protective.“ she winked at him. "I had to return them before I forget they are not mine.”
   "Here. Let me help you with those. What is that ? Great Expectations ? To Kill a Mockingbird ? Damn – did you read all of those ?“
   "Thanks.” she smiled. “Yes , took a while though. Do you know the way or should I -”
   "After you.“ he smiled nervously. Kai was sure he’d follow her everywhere, including to the end of the world. "I am so happy to see you again.”
   "Me too.“
They took another turn down the hall entering the library. In the next few minutes he helped her return the books to their places and Y/N climbed up one of the ladders to return the last one almost at the top shelf, stretching out her hand dangerously far away.
   "Careful. We don’t want you to fall to your death do we?” he said not taking his eyes away from her , ready to catch her at moments notice.
   "Almost — there —“ she screamed falling to the ground.
Kai ran towards her in vampire speed catching her mid air , losing his balance a moment later , falling on the ground with her on top of him. How had she landed face first on top of him with their faces barely an inch apart?
   "OH my God ! Are you okay ?” she asked worried “S-sorry. I didn’t meant to - ”
   "You know you are like really pretty. “ he said , reaching his hand to touch her cheek for a moment. A small smile spread across his face when she didn’t flinch or pull away. Kai wondered why her heart had started beating so fast all of the sudden. "Absolutely beautiful –” he whispered clearing his throat.
   "T-thanks.“ she smiled at him.
   "What - what is going on here ?” asked Stefan confused, making them look up at him. “Why do you look like you are about to kiss?!”
   "Hey there Steven.  Don’t worry. I saved the pretty girl — again.“ said Kai smiling. "And I think she likes me. ”
Y/N winked at him and cleared her throat rolling off him. He sat up, cracking his neck for a moment before helping her up. Kai  studied her face trying to figure out if maybe somehow she had gotten hurt but she appeared to be perfectly fine. More than fine actually - her smile never left her face and he felt the strange urge to hold her in his arms again. It had felt so right having her in his embrace.
   "Hey , Stef. Thanks for the books. Can I get a couple more ?“
   "Yeah , just stay away from him.”
   "Oh here we go–“ muttered Kai. "Why is it so hard to believe that I can be nice?”
   "I don’t know , maybe because you almost killed Bonnie -“
   "Hey,  she started it. I was perfectly nice to her. Even flirted for a while until she jammed that axe in my chest. Wouldn’t you get upset too ? It happens.”
   ” - and your entire family on your sister’s wedding day.“
   "You try living with them being called an abomination and – ” sighed Kai , looking at the ground. Just the slight memory of his childhood was enough for another wall to build up around him only this time the wall crumbled before it was ever built. All because of her.
   "Don’t listen to him. He is just being super over protective.“
   "For a good reason.” said Stefan but she shot him a warning glance.
Y/N sighed quietly and wrapped her arms around Kai who looked so sad in that moment with pain visible in his eyes. Her friends had mentioned Kai had isolated himself but to her it appeared like it had been the other way around. Being called an abomination by your own family clearly had hurt his feelings and she couldn’t blame him for snapping. Not really anyways. There was always a breaking point , but that didn’t mean what he had done was who he is.
   "Kai is my friend — and nothing you say is going to change that.“
A friend? he thought. Wrapping his arms around her , burying his face in the crook of her neck. Surely he had already thought of her as his friend , but hearing her say it felt different. Y/N had said it with a note of affection in her voice and his heart had done that weird flip again. Kai thought back to what Damon had said earlier and realised that somehow he had started to fall for her.
   "Oh-kay – but I am keeping an eye on you two.”


Kai had never thought he’d find someone who makes him feel this way. He had saved her life that day and she kept saving him every day since. All the emptiness he had felt his entire life had vanished completely because of her , starting with the moment she had wrapped her arms around him that very first time. He had never thought he’d find someone who would accept every part of him , never judging but trying to understand. Kai had fallen in love with Y/N and for the first time in his life wanted to take a chance. The young heretic wanted to tell her how he feels about her and maybe have what he had always wanted  - a chance at a happy future. With her , because to him it was clear there was no version of his life without her in it.
    “We are not supposed to be here.” she said in a hushed voice while her best friend kept pulling her through the closed fair. They had been there earlier in the day but things hadn’t worked out like she had wanted and clearly he had the intention on making things perfect. Even if it was 1.23AM and technically the place was closed , not that it appeared to matter to him. Something told her he liked it better when its just the two of them , just like she did.
    “You wanted to go on the ferris wheel earlier. There was a giant line , now there isn’t one.”
    “How are we even going to get to the top?”
    “Just close your eyes and trust me.”
Y/N studied his face for a moment , closing her eyes in the next. Kai wrapped his arms around her , feeling her heart about to leap out of her chest just like every time they were around each other. All her friends had protested like crazy when they had realised how close they had become. To her it didn’t seem to matter what any of them had to say. Barely a month with her in his life and he had never felt happier. With her around all the darkness disappeared and there was only light and warmth in his life. 
    “Never going to get tired of doing this.” said Kai grinning , pushing off his feet with every ounce of strength he had until they were at the very top. “You can open your eyes now.”
Y/N felt his breath tickle the skin of her neck while he whispered the last words in her ear. Her eyes opened and the view around her and over head took her breath away but not as much as seeing Kai smiling at her with eyes wide with excitement. A whole month and Kai had gotten into her blood stream since day one , able to send butterflies in her stomach just with one look.
    “Wow , we are so high up.” she gulped.
    “Don’t worry. I am not going to let you fall.” he said softly putting his hand over her shoulders. “You die — I die.”
Y/N smiled at him , wondering what his words meant. “Thank you. Do you know what I want to do now?”
    “What?” he asked curious ,leaning in a little closer towards her.
    “Spend the night watching the stars with the most special person in my life.” she replied gazing into his eyes , leaning in closer.
    “Weird.” he said pretending to be shocked. “That’s exactly what I want to do too.”
Y/N smiled widely at him. “Always so in sync. No wonder my parents think we are dating.”
    “T-they do?” asked Kai nervously. “And w-what do you think about that?”
    “I think — that if we were dating , I’d be the luckiest girl in the world.” she replied taking his hand in hers.
Kai couldn’t help but smile at her words. A moment later Y/N rested her head on his shoulder while both of them gazed up at the night sky , each of them stealing glances at the other when a shooting star burned across the sky. He turned towards her noticing how instead of closing her eyes to make a wish like she’d usually do ,she was looking at him.
    “You didn’t make a wish ?”
    “No. I have everything I could ever want right— here.”
    “You do ?”  he asked. Y/N hummed. Kai wondered what that meant. What could she have right —  and then it hit him , or maybe he was reading too much into it. He wasn’t sure which one it was but wanted to find out because having her in his arms without actually having her the way he wanted was driving him out of his mind.
    “Y/N –” he trailed off brushing his palm against her cheek , slowly leaning in towards her. “There is something I have to tell you. I tried so many times to find the right moment but I am starting to think there is no such thing and I am losing my mind not saying this to you.”
    “Saying what ?” she wondered , her eyes darting between his eyes and his lips feeling butterflies flap their winds in her stomach just like every time they touched. All those midnight visits at her bedroom , those late night calls , his entire affectionate and caring attitude towards her just made her fall for him more and more every single day. And the way he was looking at her in that moment with eyes gleaming in the darkness like never before took her breath away. Kai’s heart was about to leap out of his chest and he didn’t have to listen to her heart rate to know she felt the same way.
    “I love you Y/N. I fell in love with you and my life changed completely. There were so many walls build around me you would’ve thought I was a castle and somehow because of you they came crashing down. I used to feel alone and so damn empty on the inside , spending time with people I didn’t really know , trading pieces of my heart with them only to end up feeling more empty and shallow every time. I have been searching for you my whole life and then you showed up and everything changed. Every moment spent with you has filled my heart with so much love, happiness and joy. You occupy every inch of my heart and there is no room for any one else there. Just you and only you.”
Y/N felt her heart skip more than a beat or two at his words. Kai appeared to notice it because a flash of worry crossed his eyes which quickly drained away seeing her smile at him.Their fingers intertwined together and a nervous smile spread across his face.
    “I love you too Kai.” she smiled. “I fell in love with you the moment our eyes met that day or did you think I’d invite just anyone to spend the night in my bed whenever they want right after meeting them.”
    “You love me back ?” he smiled widely.
    “Yes , more than anything. I love you and I always will. I love yo-”
Kai’s lips crashed against hers not letting her finish.Their lips moved in sync , fitting  perfectly together as if they had been made for each other. Y/N tangled her fingers in his hair unable to get enough of him , while he placed his hands on her waist pulling her towards him. In a way the kiss reminded him of chemistry lessons at school when mixing the right two elements would make them explode. He pulled away completely out of breath and by the looks of it she felt the same way , noticing somehow his magic had lit up the entire place. Her heart was racing so fast he was afraid it might burst and her eyes glowed like never before , kind of like the stars over head but so much brighter.
    “I will always love you too Y/N.” he whispered , pressing his lips against hers again.


friendship forged in glitter

I’ve seen people wanting a longer fic based off my not!fic so I decided to write it. Not beta’d. Also of ao3.

“You really need to start getting along with Derek, mischief.” Stiles’ mommy tells him on their way to her work. Stiles gets to go to work with her because she and Derek’s mommy run a daycare together.

“But, mommy, he’s so mean!” Stiles whines, crossing his arms over his chest.

Claudia sighs softly and turns around to look at Stiles after parking her Jeep. “I don’t think so, baby, but even so you’re five now. You’re a big boy. So please play nice?” She asks him.

“I’ll try.” Stiles says because his mommy is the best and he loves her.

“Thank you, Stiles.” Claudia says, getting out and letting Stiles out.

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shit my friends insist i said more than once sentence starters;
  • ❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture that i look like satan?❞ 
  • ❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks can reach very high don’t try me. ❞
  • ❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞
  • ❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
  • ❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞
  • ❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞
  • ❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞
  • ❝ the best thing that happens when couples combine their names on facebook is that you can block them both in one press. ❞
  • ❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞
  • ❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞
  • ❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞
  • ❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.
  • ❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞
  • ❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞
  • ❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞
  • ❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞
  • ❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞
  • ❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞
  • ❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞
  • ❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞
  • ❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞
  • ❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞
  • ❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞
  • ❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞
  • ❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞
  • ❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞
  • ❝ when will the aliens save me from this awful planet? ❞
  • ❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞
  • ❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞
  • ❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞
  • ❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞
  • ❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞
  • ❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞
  • ❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞
  • ❝ do you think i’ll be a good wife? ❞

anonymous asked:

Any prompt for someone asking a friend to be roommates because it will save their ass please ? I'm struggling so much with this scene O.o

1) “Will you be my roommate?”
“Only if you get down on one knee with an onion ring and ask properly.”

2) “I really, really, really don’t want to end up living with strangers.” I couldn’t bear the thought - they might be awful, they might come back at all hours of the night or leave rotting plates of food everywhere. But I couldn’t afford my own place. 
“I will on the condition that you move in with me,” their friend said. They didn’t look up. “Your place is a dump.”

3) “Will you be my roommate?”
“Oh thank god.” Their friend deflated. “You’ve been walking on eggshells all day, I thought you were going to tell me you were dying. Yeah, sure.”

4) “I need a roommate.” They tried to sound casual about it, but something in their face or voice must have given away an edge of desperation, because their friend went still. Their eyes narrowed. 
“What’s happened?”

5) “Will you be my roommate?” 
“I thought we were practically roommates already.”