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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>2p Austria:</b> Every time I hear someone say bisexuals and pansexuals are "just confused” I think “well yeah I mean I guess I am pretty confused about taxes and like… how giraffe spines work.”<p/><b>2p Prussia:</b> Giraffe spines are supported by some of the strongest muscles in any mammal, which not only give structural support but also aid in blood circulation, like a giant compression sock. Giraffe hearts are also, pound for pound, one of the strongest in the world, having to pump blood against gravity so high up. Fun fact: giraffes can’t vomit due to the sheer length of their necks, which also means they’re better at smelling toxins and bad fruit than almost any other animal.<p/><b>2p Austria:</b> Well I guess now I’m just confused about taxes.<p/></p><p/></p>