this is annoying as heck

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100 Days of Youtube - (67/100)

↳ EXCLUSIVE - BEHIND THE SCENES OF DANANDPHILGAMES

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why you should never always stand next to yoon jeonghan.

he does it so nonchalantly, with such an innocent/idk-what’s-going-on face. he also does it so openly, on live broadcasts and fansigns >< i guess he does it either to break their concentration/annoy the heck out of them or just to keep himself awake~

cr: @17_egginhell@honeycandy_yjh

quotes from the music department

*Repeatedly sings part of the music in scat*

“Ben swore to Jesus that if he didn’t help me at the concert he’d do thirty push-ups in front of the entire band, and I’m just as excited for this as you guys are.”

“If it were easy, football players would be doing this”

“We were 4.75 points off of the next band, and I’ll make certain this number will haunt you until next season.”

“Tomorrow’s gonna be a rough week.”

“I’ll just get a golf cart to follow the band in the parade. Maybe one day I’ll play a halftime show in a golf cart, all by myself.”

“No, Danny, you’re not starting a group chat for jazz.”

“Someone made me a 22&½-inch stick to measure steps. Don’t make me use it.”

“Trumpets, raise your right hand, and move it over to the person next to you. You’ll be fingering the notes on their trumpet.” *leans over to woodwinds* “this is gonna be really funny”

“We don’t have Thursday night rehearsal this week, so live the lives you have outside of band. So basically, catch up on homework.”

“Here it is– wait no, that’s 32 pages, that’s not right.”

“Before we step off on Saturday, you need to focus and say the following prayer”

“All the freshmen are on break, none of them are here!” *section leader raises hand* “Adeline’s here” “She’s the only one ADELINE WHY DONT YOU TAKE BREAKS IN THE STANDS”

“I hope this is loud enough, because this is as loud as its gonna get” *glares at the saxophone that forgot the speaker* “He forgot the speaker, my own flesh and blood.”

“As usual, the bassist knows the articulation and rhythms to the saxophone parts better than the saxophones do.”

*beatboxes to metronome*

“I want you to go home, do homework, practice, do more homework, have a milkshake, and practice some more.”

“If you want to annoy the heck out of a musician, play a cadence but leave out the last chord and wait like 20 minutes”

“this passage is called ‘Glendy Burk.’ I went to high school with her, actually.”

“you aren’t feeling well? Drugs?”

“while I was in the middle of complimenting you, you made a mistake”

“that saxophone line was jazzy as hell”

“you just have to play angrier”

“what’s the point if they’re all accented?”

“you squeaked in tune”

“can you take that d?”

“you can play my final pitch”

“imagine brass knuckles, but on a tambourine”

“I had to blow on my tongue”

“Bethany, you’re my number one!”

“the entire band is pianissimo, so play really loud. mezzo piano.”

“go through the head”

“BAD tambourine!!!”

“112 is the American tempo”

“the audience started clapping during the caesura. I didn’t know whether to continue on or leave the stage.”

“Matthew, while you were gone, Ed and I determined that you’re a freeloader”

“you came in early” “I don’t remember”

“did you just compare terrible bass parts to a terrorist attack?”

“Christ, Elizabeth, you’re such a violinist”

“All of our violas are at another rehearsal today, so we’ll begin today’s rehearsal with a prayer as that is the only thing that can save us.”

“We don’t have a spare bass bow to use while Ed’s is being rehaired, so you two are just gonna have to share. Yeah. Sorry about that.”

“Ah, yes, but what baroque style are we talkin’ here”

“It was at that point she handed the first chair violin a viola part. He proceeded to hand it back to her.”

“I went home and cradled that music. I never get original bass parts.”

“She turned the page in her score and forgot to continue conducting. Honestly, I would’ve been less surprised had she thrown her baton into the cello section”

“There are two basses in pit this year, so we’re an actual section, so he can’t just shove us in the corner this year HIGH FIVE”

“Does she really know how to buy a bow? She should make it a field trip so you get the right one.” *swings hands in air super wide* “it has to AGREE and BLEND with the instrument DO YOU SEE”

“When the orchestra director doesn’t know what to do she just asks the second chair. If he’s gone, she waits until a day he attends rehearsal to ask him.”

“Don’t be afraid to play out. Except during rests. Then you should be very afraid.”

“is it ok if I start to cry a little right now?”

“I had anaemia as a kid, and my schoolteacher’s name sounded like ‘anaemia’, so naturally, I hated her”

“she took the pen out of my hand and said, ‘no, Richard, use pencil.’ I was so mad”

“I don’t think it’s a coincidence that there are fewer bassists today and higher rates of suicide, gang violence, school shootings…”

“channel your inner Whitney Houston”

“play quietly, like you’re about to wake a baby. except you’re the baby, because you didn’t practice”

“I have another metronome app now. I collect them.”

“if someone calls my bass a cello one more time I’m gonna lose it”

“at the gig, a drunk guy came up to me, pointed to my harp, and called it a sideways piano”

“I want the space between these notes to be so big you can fit a little drawing of a house, a sun, a tree, and little dog in there.”

“90º angle notes”

“I want the sixteenth notes so sharp they could kill a man”

“turn the soundbox on”

“do you have a fancy phone? the answer is yes, yes you do.”

“I listened to the narration a few times before realising it was in German”

“I’ve got, like, four copies of that piece. the conductor keeps forgetting that I already have it and makes me a new copy.”

“soon I’ll have AIDS. Hearing aids, I mean. I’m old, is what I’m saying”

“more birdlike, turn on roundabout faster”

“kissing from the left is different from kissing from the right. not that I would know. asking for a friend.”

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happy birthday to our min yoongi ♥

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This is a weird idea that came to mind. It piggybacks off the idea that Eggman can outrun Sonic.

During some of Sonic’s runs, out of no where, Eggman would just run past him to remind Sonic that he instead is the fastest thing alive. Eggman mostly does this to annoy the heck out of Sonic lol 😂

Idk… it was just a weird idea I had to draw. Don’t judge me.

Shower Fun

Reader x Klaus Mikaelson

(NOT MY GIF)

Imagine: It’s Elena’s birthday and Damon is insanely mad with you because you are running late. You try to rush things up, but your boyfriend Klaus shows up. Let’s just say things get steamy. 

*Requested smut, read carefully. :) 

Word Count: 1784



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HEY THERE, I’M TAKING COMMISSIONS!

whoa hey hi it’s me, that annoying asshole u probably don’t remember following. I’m taking commissions!

I’m not in dire need at the moment, I’ll be honest. I am trying to save up though, and since this is the only way I can really make money… If you wanna help me out or just.. really want something in particular drawn, feel free to check out my info page to see what I’m willing to do, and/or hmu with a direct message so we can discuss stuff.

Also, please note that I am understanding of the fact that many of you can’t, you don’t need to apologize to me for that, but reblogging this post n stuff to let other people know would be super helpful <3

the signs irl
  • internet aries: SUPER VIOLENT AND IMPULSIVE AND WILL PROB KILL U
  • aries irl: hates slow
  • people & laughs v dramatically at dumb jokes
  • internet taurus: eats everything lmao! so romantic! #grounded as fuck!
  • taurus irl: is probably the friend that calls u weird nicknames and likes 2 make fun of u
  • internet gemini: omg the devil stay away at all costs they will lie 2 u 10/10 do nOT recommend
  • gemini irl: has lots of energy and just wants a friend 2 run around w
  • internet cancer: CRYBABY OMG SO MOODY AND ANNOYING JESUS
  • cancer irl: mean as HECK if they don't like u and always want 2 be a rebel
  • internet leo: kween bitch who is probably better than u
  • leo irl: super sensitive and don't like it when people kill their vibe
  • internet virgo: sO orgANiZEd LITERALLY a neat freak!!
  • virgo irl: an artsy gal/guy that likes to party
  • internet libra: peace and harmony all the way dude haha rad
  • libra irl: causes drama for everyone
  • internet scorpio: SEX DEATH AND MORE SEX. SO MYSTERIOUS.
  • scorpio irl: super funny and generally kind. u guys r cool.
  • internet sagittarius: so fun & happy! meme king/queen.
  • sagittarius irl: kinda mean sometimes :/ still cute tho
  • internet capricorn: all I do is WORK WORK WORK no matter what!! #succeSS bItcH!
  • capricorn irl: stays up too late and likes to flirt w people
  • internet aquarius: LITERALLY an alien who even r u
  • aquarius irl: knows a lot of shit/talks a lot of shit
  • internet pisces: will attach themselves 2 u if necessary
  • pisces irl: rlly smart & elegant!! still p emotional.
Cherish  [ J.T ]

Pairing: Jason Todd x Reader

Request: 118 and 119 with Jason Todd please Also you’re an amazing writer!!! I love your blog so much

Prompts: 

  • 118: “Are you mad at me?”
  • 119: “Stop ignoring me…”

From This Prompts List

Word Count: 1196

Warnings: ANGST and I kinda wrote Jay a little tiny bit out of character woops

Tagging: @speedypan @chuckennuggets1213 @alwaysinnarnia @just-a-girl-maybe

A/N: I had so much difficulty writing this up because lol this sucks Jason would never. Let me know if you want me to tag you in my works! Also, I really do appreciate feedback!

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“Are you mad at me?”

“Of course I’m mad at you, Jason!” You sigh, slumping down onto the couch of the living room of your shared apartment, running a hand through your hair as you nervously avoid eye contact with your boyfriend. “I never see you anymore. If you’re not on patrol then you’re with her–you’re never home! Never here with me!”

“She’s only a friend, Y/N,” Jason frowns, softly taking a seat beside you with delicate movements. His large and calloused hand lands gently on your knee, fingers curving around the bend of your leg. “I promise.”

You don’t say anything, your eyes trained on the coffee table placed in front of the two of you. It had been longer than you’d liked to admit before you had snapped and yelled at him. In an almost childish move of anger and heartache you had decided to give your best shot at annoying the heck out of Jason by giving him what you hoped would be one of your most stubborn silent treatments.

Minutes pass as you sit in silence, your eyes unmoving from the table as you tried your hardest not to cave in. The man you loved sat beside you, patiently waiting for you to say anything that would reassure him of your love for him. But it didn’t come.

Your eyes water as you remember all the times you had fallen asleep alone. All the times you had woken up without the warmth of Jason’s body curled around yours like you had done so many times weeks before. You hardly remembered the last time you had kissed. You remember the sleepless nights, staying awake as you waited for Jason to come home only to fall asleep and wake up to a vacant apartment.

You remembered the moment Jason had introduced you to his friend. She was beautiful and you hadn’t failed to notice so. You remembered the way she looked at your boyfriend, her gaze longing and filled with almost as much love for him as yours. The girl was the sister of one of Jason’s closer allies and he had been tasked as help to make sure she stayed safe for the first few weeks of her new life in Gotham City. You remembered how you had happily welcomed the thought of Jason helping her settle down.

Your heart ached as you realised that it had almost been two weeks since she moved here. There was no need for Jason to be spending so much time with her. You could only think of one possible reason.

“Stop ignoring me…”

You run your palms over your face, blinking away tears that threatened to fall. Ignoring the pounding of your heart in your chest and the feeling that you were going to spill your insides out, you take a deep breath.
“Just friends?” You ask, your heart breaking as he nods with a blank expression. You almost wince at the lie.

Jason hated this. He knew it was only his fault that he had found himself in this situation. It wasn’t like he wanted to hurt you because he really didn’t. A gut wrenching feeling stirred in the pit of his stomach as he cursed at his luck. Of course, just as he broke off whatever had been happening between him and this girl, his relationship with you would come crumbling down on him. It was almost as if he could hear your heart snap.

It tore him apart to think of all the wasted hours that he had spent with her when he could have spent them with you instead. He was so caught up in her that he failed to realise just how much he missed you. Just how much he needed you in his arms.

Jason was too caught up in the idea of her beauty and charm that he had forgotten that he had the most beautiful and most charming person in his world waiting for him to come back home.

“That’s not what Artemis told me, Jason,” Your eyes finally meet his. He noticeably flinches under your gaze. Jason could see the pain and heartache he had put you through. “She told me that the two of you were pretty damn close.”

“Y/N, I need you to listen-”

“No. Jason, I wasted so much time waiting for you to come around. I wasted so much time so that I could give you a chance.” You let your tears fall, the wet substance tasting salty on your lips. “I can’t do this anymore, Jay. I’m tired–I’m so exhausted and I-and I tried so hard to keep moving forward with us but I can’t anymore.”

“Please, Y/N,” Jason’s hands move to take yours into his, his own eyes watering as the scalding words fall from your lips. He wasn’t going to give up. “I-I made a mistake. And dammit, I’m so sorry. I’m so so sorry, baby.”

“I thought about us, Jason. You–you obviously don’t love me anymore and she-she’s obviously got your heart the way that I once had it.” You let out a quiet sob as you watch him shake his head, tears staining his cheeks as he gazed at you with agonizing eyes. “She must have been able to give you so much more than I could.”

“No. No, don’t say that,” Jason runs a hand through his hair, his blood running cold with fear of the consequences of his mistakes. “I love you and I always will. How could–”

“Her hair is longer. Her eyes are prettier. Her teeth are straighter. Her skin is clearer. Her laugh is cuter. If I were you, I wouldn’t choose me either.”

Jason purses his lips as he pulls you into his chest, his tears falling onto your hair as he cried. He was sure you could hear the cracks forming in his heart, your ear pressed against the positioning of his heart. He scolds himself silently for letting you come to think like this. The amount of pain that had laced your voice was enough to make him want to curl up under the sheets of your shared bed with you held tightly in his arms until the both of you grow old.

“Y/N,” Jason almost hiccups. “You’re so much more than she’ll ever be to me. Yes, she was stunning. Yes, she was beautiful. But she could never compare to you. God, Y/N, I’m so sorry I didn’t realise sooner because dammit we were so perfect before I-before I fucked up so badly.”

He lets your tears fall onto his chest, your arms wrapping around him as you curled into him. Jason’s hands hold you tightly, his strong arms pulling you as close to him as possible. Jason was going to make sure you never felt this way again. He wanted you to be the happiest you had ever been with him and this was finally the moment he had realised just how much he needed to cherish you. Jason wouldn’t ever let you fall asleep alone again and he would make sure that he was by your side every morning that you would wake.

I really hope that after Cuphead or South Park TFBW, @therealjacksepticeye plays the Jacksepticeye fan game “The Boss” by @sarcastic-pasta-games . It’s a high quality game with an awesome storyline, music, characters, humor, basically everything is awesome. Shame that there’s a lot of people who don’t know about it since it hasn’t gotten a whole lot of exposure. I think it’s made by over 40 members of the community so there was a lot of effort put into it…

anonymous asked:

how about rfa+v and saeran reacting to an mc that makes a Heck ton of puns? like almost daily mc thinks of a new pun about something that happened that day ( I do this a lot lol ) - also I love ur head cannons thank u !!!!! for sharing !!!!!! With us !!!!!!!

Haha, sure!  Funny story, Saeran’s is based on something that happened in real life lol. 


Zen:

  • He doesn’t mind the puns
  • He doesn’t find it funny, but he doesn’t tell you that
  • What really happens is that you’ll make up a pun and end up laughing at yourself
  • He finds you cute
  • And he starts laughing because you’re laughing
  • But you think he loves your jokes
  • It’s an endless cycle really

Yoosung:

  • You started making these puns before you started dating Yoosung
  • You thought he loved them
  • Because he was always laughing really loud whenever you told them
  • This continued even in your first few months of dating
  • But then…one day he started giving dundundun pity laughs
  • You asked him why
  • “Listen, MC….i have something to confess. I never actually found your jokes funny.”
  • Loud gasping
  • You don’t talk to him for a whole hour
  • He tries to make amends by coming to hug you from behind
  • But he trips on something on the way
  • You glance at him, “Hmm…seems like you’ve gone a–guilt trip.”
  • “MC!”  

Jaehee:

  • She can handle a pun or two
  • But as you start going throughout the day, she gets more and more disgruntled
  • Soft sighs turn into facepalms which turn into hard glares
  • Unless she’s super tired
  • If that’s the case, you might reduce her to a fit of giggles

Jumin:

  • He didn’t mind your puns really
  • He found them entertaining and funny
  • He would even add along with his own wordplay
  • He usually just laughs casually
  • But there’s a few puns that just get him every time
  • Jumin’s laughter is a blessing to this world
  • One time, you were at dinner with him and his father
  • And you accidentally slipped one of those puns
  • You hadn’t meant to be funny, but it just happened
  • Jumin couldn’t stop laughing
  • It got so bad, he had to excuse himself from the table 


Seven:

  • He’s THAT guy
  • He swears your puns aren’t funny 
  • He thinks his are better
  • He’ll barely laugh at any of your puns
  • But later you’ll hear him share your very same joke and then he’ll find it hilarious
  • On the flip side, sometimes he will find your puns very funny
  • But he tries to add on with his own jokes
  • Somehow he ends up dragging it out until you’re the one walking away

Saeran:

  • It annoys the heck out of him
  • He just doesn’t get that sense of humor
  • You’ll say a pun and wait for his reaction
  • And he’ll just deadpan an “okay” and then move on
  • You try to think of new ones every day to impress him
  • But you just can’t break him
  • You give up and direct your jokes to other places
  • One time, you two went to a fancy restaurant
  • And it was time to split the tip
  • He saw you pull out a piece of paper and dread fills him
  • “MC, no…”
  • “You can’t stop me,” you say keeping the paper out of reach
  • You write, “What sound does a cow make when it laughs? Moo-haha”
  • To Saeran’s chagrin, the waiter actually found it funny

V:

  • Every time you say a pun it happens
  • They’ll be a long pause
  • And then V’s cheesy little laugh starts
  • There was this one pun that got him laughing so hard, he started snorting
  • You found it the cutest thing
  • You would always make new puns to try to hear it again

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