this is amazingly wonderful

Concept: Aliens with intricate and individual face-markings come to earth… and although the population of earth is hella taken with this different form of beauty… the aliens are 100% turned on by the strangely erotic sight of blank faces.

No one on their worlds are born blank… everyone is marked.

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Additional: But they are HELLA impressed when they come across peoples, like the Maori and  others , who actively tattoo their markings on… 

The ideology of putting markings on there is exciting and something the aliens won’t shut up about. 

Finding out about tattoos just sends them over the edge. Humans are officially the hottest thing they’ve ever come across (no pun intended).

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Aliens meeting humans and going back  their ships gushing about how amazingly different and wonderful they are.

Heck, maybe they grew up on planets with lower gravity, and even a toddler can bench press them…

Just… maybe… aliens not being the perpetually mysterious, ethereal ones for once. Them finding us as fascinating as we find them.

IMAGINE.

Teacher’s Pet

  Prompt: hey you should do a smut with lots of dirty talk + teacher!phil and student!twink!dan. it would be much appreciated :) only if you’re comfortable though!

Author’s note: I know, I know, you’re all wondering how I come up with my amazingly original titles. Anyways, I really liked this prompt, and I hope you guys like what I came up with for it. When I sat down to start this I accidentally starting writing a slow burn teacher/student au fic, but it was gonna be like 12,000 words so I saved it and wrote this instead, but I might write more of that and post it at some point. If you like this send in a prompt! <3 (1.3k words)

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I'm Sorry - (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Prompt:  “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Would you mind saying that again?” - requested by the lovely and amazingly wonderful @poe-also-bucky

Warnings: Swearing, fluff and pettiness. 

Word Count: 830

A/N: aaaah thank you for requesting this: this was a lot of fun to write and I tried to make it humourous 😄

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Thank you, Bangtan

Okay I need to let my feelings out. So I’m just going to do it here. 

First of all, I want to congratulate Bangtan for winning their second Daesang award at the MAMA 2016. Artist of the Year, goddamnit. They won their first one for Best Album of the Year at the MMAs. I can’t fucking believe how far they have come in such a short span of time, and it just proves how amazingly talented these wonderful boys are. I’m saying short, because winning Daesang awards within three years since debut from a company that is not one of the ‘three huge companies’ is such an amazing achievement to do for a boygroup that started off as nugus. I became an ARMY only after the INU era, but I had been following them roughly from the beginning. They started off with No More Dream, and besides the fact that I jammed the fuck out of myself on these songs (lol), I already could see how talented these boys were. Also, when I found out that they wanted to ‘stand out’, and tell the world an important message with their own music, I knew that these boys would be able to come far in their carriere if they would work hard, and try their best.

A few months after No More Dream came out, I started to pay less attention to them, but I still watched their MVs and some of their comeback performances. I could see them growing slowly, their fanbase became bigger and they were gaining more skills and experience. I was basically a diehard Exo stan, so at that time, I didn’t pay too much attention to BTS. That was until I Need U. I can still remember myself being blown away by that song, looking at the MV with my mouth literally half agape. I felt like I Need U was the beginning of a complete another side of BTS, the side that fits them, that belongs to them. I saw their first comeback stage for INU a few days later, and I was snatched. I was fucking snatched you don’t even fucking know. Their perfomance, the fanchants, the message in their lyrics. It hit me all. It’s thanks to INU that I became an ARMY, and I still listen to that song every day to remind myself of the fact how I became a fan of this wonderful 7-membered boygroup. 

When I saw Bangtan winning the Artist of the Year award today, I suddenly could see their 2013 appearance in front of me. I could see them in their horrible No More Dream outfits, the era in which they were just fighting for that Rookie of the Year award, which they eventually got as well. I realized that they became this successfull with their own blood, sweat and tears. They keep saying that it’s all thanks to us ARMYs that they have come this far, but honestly, it’s all because of Bangtan themselves. It’s all because of their effort, their stamina and their own hard work that they have become THIS far. Without their efforts, we ARMYs would not even be here. ARMY does not exist without Bangtan. And I hope they realize this fact.

They will probably never see this message, but on behalf of all ARMYs, I want to thank Bangtan for their hard work, for their efforts to make some great and beautiful music with meaningfull messages in them. Messages that every single ARMY cherishes, and keep these in their hearts. Thank you Bangtan, for existing, and giving ARMYs all over the world you see what I did there ;) a reason to keep going and to be happy.

Thank you Namjoon, for being a great leader for over 3 years, and taking care of the other members like they’re your own brothers. Thank you for producing and making great music for Bangtan, and wanting to change the world with the messages you want to convey. You’re an amazing person. Without you, Bangtan would not even exist. So thank you.

Thank you Seokjin, for giving it a chance even though you thought you would not fit in this group because of the hip hop concept. Even though you did not had any experience in singing or dancing, you still tried your best to make something out of it. And you fucking did it. Your danceskills got improved drastically, and not to speak about your amazing voice. You’re a rolemodel for so many ARMYs out there. Thank you.

Thank you Yoongi, for sharing your burdens with us in your mixtape. For inspiring us to chase our dreams, and encouraging us to speak up about our own burdens and problems. It takes a lot of courage to do that, and you just did it, and probably without regrets. Yoongi, you’re definitely a person ARMYs look up to every single day. Thank you for being such a wonderful and amazing person.

Thank you Hoseok, for being such a never ending sunshine that keeps smiling through the days, even when it’s hard sometimes. Your smile keeps me positive and motivated, and it helps us reminding of the fact that being sulky does not help anyways. You’re the golden hyung, and amazingly talented in as well as dancing, rapping and singing. You can do it all, and you have to know that ARMYs appreciate everything that you do for us. You did a great job with your intro for Wings. The applause and praise you wanted for that intro, you got them all, well deserved. Thank you.

Thank you Jimin, for NEVER giving up, for working hard CONSTANTLY only to show us a better side of you, and to make us happy. You have to know that it’s okay not to have abs, and just be yourself in front of us, because that is what makes us ARMYs the happiest. You’re the sweetest, cutest mochi I have ever seen in my life, and I want to thank you for being such a great support for the other members, always lending them your shoulders when they have burdens. Thank you. You’re an amazing person.

Thank you Taehyung, for being your fucking self even if you have an idol image to maintain. You got criticized a lot for your behavior, but you always managed to be yourself and just be happy with the other members, and I know that must take a lot of courage as an idol. Taehyung, please keep doing you. I believe you’re definitely one of the strongest vocalists in the group and I’m lowkey hoping big hit will give you more chances to shine, and I hope your drama will be a great succes. Thank you.

Thank you Jungkook, for maintaining yourself in this industry while you’re still so young. You’re amazingly talented, and everyone probably knows that already, but I feel like you have to realize this as well in order to let yourself bloom even more. Don’t be too harsh on yourself, because that’s the last thing you actually deserve. You’re a cute, sweet bunny your hyungs and ARMYs always will cherish. Thank you for loving your hyungs until infinity, and thank you for spoiling us ARMYs with that wonderful angellic voice of yours,

Thank you Bangtan, for giving ARMYs the most beautiful moment in life. <3 

Reading Movie Scripts To Get Better At D&D...

Hi Guys and Girls,

After watching a lot of movies and getting back into reading, I’ve realized how movie scripts can help you get better at writing your stories…

Movie Scripts are great at describing the scene, with audio and visual descriptions that can create some amazing imagery.

And by writing my stories like movies, I’m able to create great stories that can stay well within the 2 hour mark of a D&D Session.

So, sometimes on this page, you may see a random script or two pop up, whether the original script for some of the greatest movies, to the weird and wonderful scripts from the more “unusual” writers…

So if you like reading and movies, and D&D of course, then take part in suggesting scripts…

And this is personally something I do regularly and enjoy doing, so if you want to see more and read some weird, wonderful and really amazingly written scripts…

…then leave a Like, Reblog for fun, or leave a Comment or Suggestion!

So, this has been short, but thanks for reading!

And remember… HAVE FUN!!!

You’ve shown me your scars and you told me what’s behind those burnt skins and scars. Since that night, my amusement towards you is beyond words; you let me in your life, you let me know your struggles, you showed me how to be tough during miserable days. One of your scars is from the broken promises, you got hurt when you tried to pick the pieces of it on the ground. I should have known you since the day you knew how to love; I should have been with you since then so you didn’t get the scars you thought made you repulsive but let me tell you something, when you show all of it to me, I thought those made you more beautiful, pure and just really amazingly wonderful. You have me now, no one can ever hurt you again; I made you a safe home full of love. I won’t promise such things like I won’t put another scar on you and won’t leave you hanging. All I know is as long as I’m breathing; as long as my heart is beating; you are the reason of its functions.
—  w., every scars has its own story

“Lady Melisandre wore no crown, but every man there knew that she was Stannis Baratheon’s real queen.”

(late) Inuvember AU Week ➸ (Game of Thrones, Stannis Baratheon & The Red Melisandre ➸ ft. Sesshomaru and Kikyo)

*Dedicated to my most amazingly brilliant some kind of wonderful overseas queen @magical-campanula <3 *

Commission Info! <3

@awkwardanakin LOL OMG REMEMBER THIS?! 

For the rest of the class: this is a picture of the extras that came with the “vault edition” of The Jedi Path, an amazingly hilarious and genuinely wonderful (Legends, not canon, sadly) book. The premise: it is supposed to be yet another beat up hand-me-down Jedi thing that Luke Skywalker finds. It’s like a little textbook about becoming and being a Jedi, all of Luke’s earlier Jedi lineage has written shit in the margins and underlined stuff, etc over the years. 

Because this is Star Wars, all of the comments are either stuff like Anakin complaining about the Jedi Order while bragging about himself, with shit like “Pfft this seems stupid I wouldn’t do that” OR dramatically ironic stuff that makes you feel sad about Obi-Wan. Example: 

Like, really Star Wars. GIVE THE GUY A FUCKING BREAK. You didn’t have to make him write this. WHY. 

Also, amazingly, the book ALSO has margin comments from Sheev, who uses a red pen (LOL) and has really fancy penmanship. So, just to clarify: what Star Wars was basically saying here is that Palpatine A) took this book from…somewhere? and then B) SPENT TIME DRAGGING THE JEDI, WHO ARE ALL DEAD NOW, IN THE MARGINS. For what audience? For Anakin? Was this like a “ha ha I took your old stupid book with all your dumb dead friends in it and mocked them”? This is so hilariously petty and such a Sheev thing to do. 

Anyways: as you can see, the vault edition, which I do not have the pleasure of owning, CAME WITH A FAKE PADAWAN BRAID. Why? Who knows! But I’m laughing! I’m absolutely going to end up recapping this whole thing someday. 

I know I say this pretty much constantly but I love all of this franchise so much. For absolutely ALL of the reasons. 

I hope all the 2ne1 members know how much their music means to Blackjacks and that all the hard times they and their fans went through were worth it. I hope they know how much confidence they gave me and many other girls. I couldn’t be more grateful to these four wonderful and amazingly talented women who didn’t get half the respect they deserve. They were more than a glittery girlgroup with cute dances (nothing wrong with that, shoutout to all ma glittery girlgroups slaying those cute dances, yall amazing), they were young women who expressed their insecurities about their looks and their talent in their songs and helped so many girls realize that they don’t need anyone to tell them that they are beautiful just the way they are. No girlgroup has ever made being nothing but imperfect look this badass. 

I can’t really put my feelings into words since english is not my first language but I’m so thankful for everything they’ve done despite being one of the most hated girlgroups in Kpop. All my respect goes to these amazing ladies. Thank you for your hard work. I hope you keep on living happily. Fourever 2NE1

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Sam x Reader - Masterlist

this is mostly put together by the amazingly wonderful @onceuponasaltcircle​ who you should go and shower lots and lots of love on<3

I Told You So- You get injured on a hunt and Sam doesn’t want you to go on another one.’

Cold Motels in Winter- You get cold so you steal your boyfriends warmth

Butt Touches- Someone doesn’t treat perverts very nicely

Fluffytime- Morning-after fluff.

What Team- When Sam is feeling down you cheer him up.

Guardian Angel Who isn’t Actually an Angel- Things can’t be bad when you have each other

Tell me a Story- You are seriously injured during a hunt and Sam is keeping you awake.

Sea Your Opportunity- You make the guys go to the beach.

Rejected- You are Sam’s girlfriend and Becky gets jealous.

Complimenting Sam- You love a lot of things about Sam.

Bored- The frickle-frackle and then cuddling

Start a Family With You- Sam wants to start a family.

Maple Syrup- The boys worry over their pregnant girlfriend.
Cramming for a Test- You tell Sam about your cancer diagnosis.

Say Something- Based on the song.

Not Even if You Tried- Sam takes an argument a little too far.

Smoking Hot- Sam is worried about you smoking habit.

Her Over Me?- You don’t trust Ruby at all.

Joking Around- Sam brightens your day.

Too Much Worry- Hunters can’t be in relationships.

Look Silly Together (Part 1)- You chop off your hair together.

You Don’t Look Silly (Part 2)- The mocking begins, together.

Nose Twitching- Getting sick gets you cuddles.

Smurf Attack- Dean puts blue die in Sam’s shampoo.

After All Your Dreams Came True- Gabriel puts you two into Disney movies.

Party Poopers and Sunshine- Sam knows the right things to sing.

Green-Eyed Monster- Sam gets jealous.

A Little Bit Deaf- You like singing, but aren’t good at it.

Lazy Morning- Morning fluff with Sam.

I Want To- After a demon attack you need some comfort.

Online- An online relationship.

A Dog, or A Guy- A Nurse stitches Sammy up.

Chewbacca and Thumblina- Size differences can be funny.

Beach Day- Sunburns are terrible.

Just Friends- A friend from college wants to be more.

Study Buddy- Sam helps you through school.

Finally- Sam makes a good pillow.

Love is Blind, or a Little Deaf- Sam goes partially deaf.

Perfect Fit- Who said girl’s muscles weren’t sexy.

Note to Self- Drunken Love Confessions

Back Your Corner- Too much of everything can cause the best to crack.

Plan 7A- Fluff, just fluff.

Fall- Sam catches an angel crying.

Hell Hath No Fury- You take out your anger on a Vamp nest.

Real or Not?- Things are fuzzy after Sam gets his soul back.

That’s What You Get- You break down after your family dies.

Firmly on the Hook- You and Sam help Destiel happen.

Out Like a Light- Sam is a pillow while recovering.

Home- Sam proposes.

Awkward- Cas tries to help with a little mind reading.

Wish You Were Here (Part One)- Sam’s dead. Based on the song by Avril Lavigne.

At Last (Part Two)- You finally get to be with him again.

Bad Day- Some cheery fluff.

Bleeding Out- Based on the song by Imagine Dragons.

Now I’m With You- Sleepy stressed out Sam.

Totally Perfect- Sam attempts to be funny.

Don’t Know Where We Are Going- Sam is awkward around girls.

Like a Princess- Sam drinks demon blood again.

Make a Move- Being hammered helps love confessions.

Popcorn War- Sam cheers up his boyfriend.

Good News- Sam’s a little excited that you are pregnant

Over Anything Else- Back to your icky hometown.

Freedom- Sam rehearses his vows.

Take A Picture- Their photos get Tumblr famous.

The Only Ten I See- The brothers find out you have a southern accent.

It’s My Job- Sam is insecure about his addiction to demon blood.

Asshole Relationship- You mock each other with love.

To Be Of Help- Sam teaches you how to research.

I Like the Sound of That- Cas’s Little sister finds her soulmate.

The Real Magic- Should Sam know you are a witch?

You for You- Trans acceptance.

Holding On- You never lost faith in your religion.

Harmless Prank- What was meant to me harmless, wasn’t.

Earlier Hours- You are not a morning person.

Made it - Based on 18 by One Direction.

Close Call- You hear his confession in a coma.

Question- Drunken Sam pops the question.

Laura Croft, Tomb Raider- You get a codename.

Not True- Dealing with past accusations.

See You Later- Asked out after a demon attack.

Mr. and Mrs.- You go undercover as newlyweds.

Cute Guy on the TV, or Not- Your actor crush makes Sam worried.

Scary Movie- The horror movie freaks you out a little.

You Morons- The Ghost Facers are trying to flirt with you?

Don’t I Always- Plus Sized Sam fluff.

Just What to Say- Sam knows how to make it better.

At Midnight- Sam’s daughter is a singer.

Rough Time- School is draining and hard.

Plot- Kidnapped by Abadon and her followers.

Only Human (Part One)- Another ability child.

One Hell of a Biology Lesson (Part Two)- You learn everything about monsters.

Defiant- Sam’s daughter sneaks out to hunt.

The Twins- In order to escape horrors you hear stories of the starts.

Falling Apart- You drift apart to save each other.

Not For Us- Father Daughter fic based on Breathe Me by Sia.

Nephilim- You find out you are part angel at an inopportune time.

Bad Days- You give each other hope.

Miracle- Sam gets very protective.

Dance With Me- Sam catches you having a dance party.

Turn Away- Sam falls out of love and cheats.

Adjusting is the Hardest Part- Adjusting to College life is hard.

Red Like Roses- Sam refuses to leave you after you come back from the dead.

Sand Bar- Swimming based panic attacks.

Never Knew- They find videos of you in a musical.

Shield Against Evil- Sam will protect you from all 8 legged monsters.

Swip Swap- You switch bodies with Sam and he has to deal with your monthly gift.

Only if its Eternal- Faces of concentration make Sam realize something.

Family Barbecue- A get together with the Harvelle family.

Fever- A bad cold and Sam is there.

A Sick Hunter is a Dead Hunter- Sick and sleepy Sam.

Can’t Sleep- It’s okay to be scared.

Can’t Say It- Everything Sam loves dies.

Gag Gift- Dean gives you stilts to help out the height difference.

The Keeper- Sam tries to keep you entertained in the hospital.

At Home- Cuddling in the Impala.

A Lot- The Winchester fight for your heart.

Figure from the Past- Cas recognizes you an an angel.

Better Off Without You- When your heart is broken you give away your soul.

My Hammy- Your daughter loves her “Uncle Hammy”.

Family- Your daughter calls Sam “Daddy”

Where Do I Start- Sam’s birthday present to you.

Any Other Way- You are worried how your ex will react to this relationship.

Where You’re Wanted- Spying on the Winchesters didn’t involve falling in love.

Perfect for Us- Best Friends fall in love.

Fight Club- Sam is teaching you how to fight.

Scheduled Meeting- Everyone wants your attention.

Tackle it Together- You are skipping meals and Sam notices.

Sleep Tight- You fall asleep in the library.

Water Buddy- Involving mermaids.

As You Wish- You know ever word to the Princess Bride.

To Fit In- As Sam’s daughter you just want to do normal things.

Undone- Based on the song by Haley Reinhart.

Eternity- Blue hair, don’t care.

Flight of Fancy- He broke up with you to date Jess.

Hurdles- Cute internet dating.

Before Anything Else- First things first, underwear.

On Purpose- The hemline is rising for a point.

The Happiest Place on Earth- You go to disney for your birthday.

Far From Perfect- Dean likes Sammy’s BAMF girlfriend.

All This Time- They were both hunters all along?

Day Waster- You just want out of this dumb hospital.

Links- Sam gets worried when his daughter goes missing.

Fact or Fiction- He wants you out of the bathroom.

Too Hot (Hot Damn)- You just need to go swimming.

Don’t Want to Wait- It doesn’t make sense that he would love you.

I Gave You All- Based on the song by Mumford and Sons.

Seeing Things - You’re cursed by a witch to see things that aren’t there - Sam understands what you’re going through.

You Think I Don’t Notice - Sam misunderstands your lingering glances.

Make It - You always manage to incite a reaction from your boyfriend.

Take It Off - You can’t decide whether you want the blanket or not.

My Attention - You haven’t been eating or sleeping enough.

Have Faith In Me - Sam isn’t willing to let the reader hunt vampires, unknowing of her personal vendetta against the bloodsuckers.

Wild and Free - Sam and the reader leave the job as teenagers, then flash forward to a few years later…

Someone Like You - You end up on the same hunt together, which leads to something more.

Rough Time - Sam does everything in his power to cheer up a depressed reader.

Epic Saga - Soulless!Sam does have a habit of spouting some pretty unforgivable crap.

Frozen - on a wintery hunt, you fall into a frozen lake.

Lisbon, Portugal - Seen from  São Jorge Castle - December 10, 2016

© 2016 by John A. Royston - Nosealviewing.
All rights reserved.

Traveling through Spain and Portugal after a year of what seemed like only down moments in life.  Two countries I’ve always wanted to visit but never had.  The views from  São Jorge Castle were just amazing.  The whole trip was amazingly wonderful and uplifting, to be able to go where I wanted, do what I wanted when I wanted… a new perspective on what I thought to be one of my worst years ever…

Come CELEBRATE With Me!!

I just hit 600 of you amazingly wonderful followers and I wanna celebrate!!!

To do this I will be holding four days of celebration over the next 4 weeks BUT I need your help to decide WHO we get to celebrate!  I decided on 4 dedications, one for each of the fandoms I write for and one opened up to other fandoms.  The first is already chosen and set in stone because how could I not celebrate Gabe on April 1st?  But all others are currently up for grabs so simply send me a message any way you want to get a day for your fave.  The characters that get the most shout outs at me will get the day to themselves.

1st April - SPN Celebration Day devoted to the wonderful trickster and my favourite angel GABRIEL! 

8th April - MARVEL Celebration Day - Who do y’all want (yes @redlipstickandplaid I already got your Steve vote xx) Feel free to get onto anon and spam me with whichever character you are craving.

15th April - STAR TREK Celebration Day - Want a day for Bones or maybe Kirk is your current kink.  Perhaps a little Scotty or you want to really throw me with someone I’ve not written.  Who do you want to see spend a day as king of my blog?

22nd April - ALL OTHER FANDOMS.  You got a fandom you want me to focus on let me know.  Tolkien, TMNT, OUAT, Gotham… Pick your fave character from ANY fandom and I will spend a day celebrating them.  Who knows, you might make me fall into another fandom! 

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