this is all your fault

Sans Treasure
Sans Treasure

So @missgoal Said i should do this… so… even tho im sick… and can somehow do my sans… i did it…



All art by @bunny-king

I had a terrible, terrible idea yesterday: Victor Hugo’s My Immortal. Well, bits and pieces of a terrible idea.

  • “In the 1990s, Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was Headmaster at Hogwarts. He was an old man of about one hundred and ten years of age; he had occupied the position of Headmaster since 1965. Although this detail has no connection whatever with the real substance of what we are about to relate, it will not be superfluous, if merely for the sake of exactness in all points, to mention here the various rumors and remarks which had been in circulation about him from the very moment he became Headmaster.” …and then it trails off into Dumbledore’s budget, part of which is Avril Lavigne posters.
  • “The reader has, no doubt, already divined that Gerard and the remainder of the band are no other than Volsemort and the Death Dealers.”
  • so many tangents about goffs vs prepz, the biology of vampires, the history of Amortentia (or rather “amnesia portion”), the theory behind time travel, Ebony’s clothes
  • one book is just a summary of Back to the Future because Marty McFly Morti McFli has a brief appearance in a goffik blak tim machine
  • “said the handsome Ebony/Enoby/TaEbory/…” (one per Ebony doing something “sexily” in the original)
  • Draco and Enoby launch into huge rambling speeches after sporking a spiked heroin cabaret
  • the entire life story of a random Hufflepuff whose blood Ebony drinks at one point
  • everyone dies in the end

I can´t believe how much power my potions can have..I spilled them on those pictures…oopsie..If you don´t hear me in my office,I am probably dead out of laughter. Please no repost or post on other blogs without my credit!PLease else I am going to be hella upset .More will come.the army of those mini percy´s is coming.Don´t tell Graves. @aurora-redfern @seasons-gredence


My brief mermaid AU story as told by Sketches and Chibs. 
Bucky Barnes is a pirate doing pirate things. Stealing stuff and causing mayhem and doing pirate shit. And he’s a badass kid but other pirates are a liiiittlle more sinister and are actually out here to catch Mermaids…

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Ravenclaw Raven refusing to wear the skirts that goes with the girls’ uniforms because it’s “impractical for outdoor classes and work in general”. Ravenclaw Raven getting detention for arguing “vulgarly and without any consideration for the hierarchy” with a professor who ordered her to change her outfit after she changed into pants. Ravenclaw Raven going to detention in her underwear.