- Movie impersonations aLL tHe tIMe p.s. Worship my baby ples
-Lengthy conversations about whether people live inside the moon or if its just rabbits
- ‘Tae PLEEAASSE. people are looking at us funny’
‘what?! don’t you also believe the planets are actually holograms??!?’
-He’d be sooo into couple wear !!
‘y/n! Lets wear the same colour underwear!!’ *exicited af*
‘Next you’ll be asking if we can wear the same face’
‘oh…. *puts down his 3D LIFELIKE face mask of you*
- This baby would love smelling you..it somehow helps him get to sleep
-Cuddleeesssss.and cuddleeeessss and more cuddlleeeesss
-Ever since you two started dating… practing with bangtan has become even harder than usual …. he honestly can’t be without for more than an 1 hour
-A.N.I.M.E M.A.R.A.T.H.O.N.S.!.!. AND UNCONVENTIONAL MOVIE NIGHTS
- Your dating initiation ceremony included meeting his dog first because he uses his dog to smell ‘bAd pEoPle’ luckily you passed and almost ended stealing his dog because it was tOO daMn cUte
- Fort building competetions. You ended up winning which made him pouty because he wanted you to come and in live his fort but ended up coming to yours because it had wifi and he missed you~
-coming to dance practice= him taking up all the space and making his movement bigger than the whole bangtan +++bonus: Extra tongue. so much tongue infact it ends up falling out of his mouth
- Becoming best friends with jungkook and jimin.. Although jimin would be bit jealous because you stole his back up love interest (just in case it wouldn’t work out w/ kookie)
- This cutie would probably want you both to dress as old people on halloween because he feels that old people are underrated and should be appreaciated.
- ANIME THEME SONGS ALL DAY. EVERYDAY.
-You two would have each others backs when it came to webtoons. Whenever you needed a new one all you needed to do was call *mating call*
- He’d show you off to rest of bangtan but not too much. He’d love to talk about how amazing you were and how much he loved you. which made bangtan puke… except for Jimin.. jimin was just crying at the loss of his back up lover T.T
SEXY TIME (oH JisOoS)
- This cutie would be shy shy shy(Forgive me Sana) at first and be fumbling around so much he might even end up falling of off the bed
- Since he would have initiated skinship much earlier, initmacy wouldn’t really be too much of problem for him
- KINKY AF
-IM NOT EVEN JOKING HE’D BE SOO INTO ROLEPLAY (blames hwarang)
-HE’S GOT A MASTERS DEGREE IN FOREPLAY THIS BOI DONT PLAY( ples appreciate my rhyming couplet) . SERIOUSLY THO , THIS BOI WOULD TAKE HIISSS TIMMEE…YOUR BOOBS WOULS BE HIS FAVOURITE PLAY TOY. ITS NOT HIS FAULT, HIS TONGUE HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AS WE ALL KNOW AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF MANY ARMYS. YOURS IS NEXT.
-tbh he’d probably do lap dances for you and take pole dancing classes and LET THAT INNER HOE(SEOK) SHINE
☆ overall taetae would be sooooo adorable that you would probably suffer from heart failure but he would bring you back to life with his cUTE boXy sMILe. FUNFACT: Almost all near death experience accounts are from you☆
That sucks about Cummings and diversity and comics. They are the kind of people that want marvel to stop being so incompetent with its sjw stuff (Carl manvers, America Chavez, squirrel girl)
criticizing super hero comics for being too “social justice warrior” has always been so funny to me because like, buddy, that’s what super heroes are haha always have been too, not my fault you’ve only ever read the killing joke
now every time i’m listening to/singing space between and evie’s “i know you have to stay” part comes on i get confused and mess up because of that video where sofia messes up and sings “i know you have to go-TO STAY” and it’s frustrating but also hilarious
Hi all, I’m making Chibi Overwatch Characters. I’m so sorry about the Huge Watermark, I am planning of selling these on conventions when I’m done with the rest of my faves :3 I would also like to say thank you for all the support I’ve been getting ;w; You people are the best and I want you all to know that I love you very very much. Have a Good Day ^ w^
Hello there! I really enjoy reading your headcanons! They're very well done! I was wondering if you would be willing to do the RFA + Saeran and how you think they would react to the MC getting hit on by a very pushy man/men like in a club or something. Like MC tells them kindly that she's not interested and that she's taken but they don't leave her alone and that's when MM boy comes in. You don't have to do this if you don't want to or aren't comfortable with it though, so no worries!
thank you so much! i’m very happy you like them -u- i hope you also enjoy what i’ve written for your request~
-Admin Ace in Space
no no no
okay this boy is such a sweetheart and such a darling but there are certain things he absolutely cannot deal with
and that gross, pushy man trying to get you to go out with him is one of them
how does that guy not notice how uncomfortable you are???
so Yoosung takes a deep breath and puffs up and comes up next to you
wraps his arm around you and gives the guy a terrifying glare
which is especially terrifying because it’s so unexpected from this cutie patootie
he really wants to fight that guy but also doesn’t want to cause a scene so he just walks away with you
fingers digging into your side because he’s so upset
once you’re away from the creep he hugs you tightly and kisses you
won’t let go of you for the rest of the night but what if MC needs to pee
men are wolves
and that dude trying to get you to dance with him is the worst kind
Zen is pissed
you keep repeating that you have a boyfriend and that he works out every day but Creepy McCreeperson is not. getting. it.
he tries to grab your hand and regrets it about 0.0005 seconds later
because Zen punches him
actually punches him
and then turns to you and gently takes your hand, kissing it before leading you away
holds your hand super tight and complains about the guy very loudly
“who does he think he is to be hitting on my angel?”
“I told you MC, men are wolves”
doesn’t make it sound like it’s your fault tho, instead comforts you bcs creepy men are scary
he’s kind of riled up but won’t release the beast unless you initiate it
her reaction depends on the specific situation
if the guy just won’t shut up but doesn’t do anything physical, she casually walks up to you two
“oh hi, are you MC’s friend? I’m their girlfriend”
she’s all smiles but it’s actually kind of scary
and she just keeps talking and walks away with you at the same time
but if the guy tries to touch you or grab you
u kno he ded
Baehee knows judo
and then he’s either on the floor or leaving in pain and embarrassment
and, like a magical knight in shining armor, Jaehee holds out her hand for you to take
and you two ride off into the sunset
this creepy dude clearly wants Jumin Han to hate him
because hitting on MC is the way to do that
he’s possessive, but he’s mainly angry because you’re so uncomfortable
and he never, ever wants the love of his life to be uncomfortable
so he walks up behind you, puts his hand on your back, and just leads you away in the middle of the guy’s sentence
doesn’t even acknowledge that creep’s existence
he’s usually very quick to rush to your side when something like this happens but if it escalates before he can swoop in, he sends his bodyguards instead
and holds your hand as they escort the creep out
then does what he can to comfort you and cheer you up again
offers to sue the dude
you say yes
when he sees a random guy hit on you, at first he doesn’t know what to do
because BOOM insecurities hit him hard
what if that guy is actually better for you??? my babe no
but once he notices you trying to get the guy to leave by constantly mentioning that you have a boyfriend
he is a) so so happy bcs YAY MC LOVES ME and b) annoyed bcs that dude still doesn’t get the damn hint
so he does what he does best
runs up to you and kisses you hard
drags you away whilst still kissing you
you actually have to remind him that air is a thing you need bcs he gets so lost in the kiss
like Yoosung, he’s super clingy afterwards
never wants to let you go ever
he also hacks the dude’s phone and bank account bcs why the hell not
he really hates violence and confrontation
just wants a peaceful life let the man be happy dammit
and so when he notices that someone’s hitting on you, he’s a little bit unsure of what to do
but once it becomes clear that you are really, really not happy with the situation
soft boi is right there for you
“excuse me, but MC is too wonderful for someone like you to be talking to them”
his voice is still so calm and soothing and soft tho???
and the creep is really confused bcs he’s offended but the atmosphere is so relaxed???
and V really doesn’t make a big deal out of it, he simply leaves with you, pressing kisses to the top of your head
actually asks you what you want him to do in situations like this because he wants to help you as much as he can
what’s there to say?
as soon as someone is making you feel upset or uncomfortable or a negative emotion in any way
Saeran Wrap is there to wreck their shit
makes sure none of them get away with it
will only stop if you ask him to
if he’s not allowed to fight all the creeps, then he’ll pull out his signature death glare
might threaten them too
afterwards he keeps looking you up and down as if to check if you’ve broken something
he’s just so so worried that someone might hurt you, physically and mentally
he’s kind of awkward about it but eventually hugs you tightly and promises to protect you
he also shows more of his soft side, especially if you’ve just seen him kick a dude in the nuts
because whilst he wants to protect you, he also doesn’t want to scare you with his own violence
1/3 i love your clexa writing and ive got a topic that isnt the nicest but im hoping youll still discuss it. lets not gloss over clarkes faults just cause shes the other half of our ship. we all know shes manipulative, cunning and stubborn. she has manipulated and used lexa more than once. i think these incidents all happened early on tho? so ok not so bad i guess? i dont like how she acted so hypocritically later on(killing Emerson), even tho she did come around. still, she went there. but my
biggest issue is when she proposed blood must not have blood. i have no doubt lexa made the choice cause its something shes always wanted as well. but did clarke fully know that? did clarke even consider the further risk to the grounders(more villages attacked) and to lexas very life this would bring? she seemed to be having a one track mind and only considering the well being of her people, not the grounders, not lexa. when titus out right tells her lexas life is at risk, she doesnt offer up anything. doesnt ask if theres anything that can be done to lessen the risk, doesnt propose a new compromise, doesnt seem concerned with anything other than making sure not one of her ppl are harmed. ‘including’(one must assume) the killers as well. it bothers me that she didnt seem too concerned with the risks this huge thing lexa was doing(cause she seemed shocked when lexa agreed, i dont think she knew how much lexa also wanted peace) was going to bring about upon lexa and her people
Ok um. I wouldn’t say she ever “used” Lexa. Tried to manipulate, yeah, but she never downright used her. And you’re right, the most memorable incidents happen early on, see Clarke’s bluff about being able to cure the Reapers, twisting and omitting certain events in regards to Anya’s death, trying (and failing) to convince Lexa to spare Finn. Clarke is good with words, she’s always been. She’s extremely clever and her power of persuasion is impressive. Think about all the characters she convinced to do something she wanted at least once by using the right words, from Bellamy to Nia the list could be endless.
You’re not the only one who has issues with how they handled “blood must not have blood”, so I’m not going to defend what happened 100%. But it’s pointless to criticize poor writing now, so I’m only going to focus on what we got in the show, not the what-ifs. Yes, Clarke definitely reflected on what to say to Lexa; as I said, she’s masterful at understanding what to say and how to say it depending on the circumstances. Her main concern when she first makes that proposition to Lexa is that her people survive. Clarke doesn’t want the people she loves and many other innocents to pay for the actions of a few. So she makes that shocking suggestion. But how shocking is it, really? How shocking is it for Lexa?
First, I want to focus on this brief exchange between Lexa and Indra. (x)
They are discussing about the best way to proceed, and as it’s clear from their grave voices and faces, the answer isn’t as simple as it appears. “In a day’s time we lay waste to Arkadia,” Lexa said right after finding out what happened. She was furious in that moment, and had the right to be. She found 300 of her people slaughtered for no reason, and Indra, one of her most trusted people, told her that Skaikru reject peace and demand land. So she calls for blood. But when her initial rage settles down and she starts thinking more logically about what her next move should be, we get this moment with Indra, and we see that she’s incredibly worried about what is supposed to be the obvious “solution” too. War. Because that’s not a simple solution at all, and the outcome is not at all certain. They have the numbers, sure, but Skaikru has guns. This never ending issue is even brought up again by Clarke in the latest ep of the show, when she’s negotiating with Roan.
It’s not as easy as it seems, Lexa knows that. That’s why she is so concerned. Not to mention that we have been told repeatedly in the show just how different Lexa is. It has been established that she is a visionary, that she doesn’t take joy in violence, that unlike her predecessors she doesn’t want war, she wants unity and peace.
Now, why am I saying all this? To show that Clarke’s proposition and Lexa’s subsequent decision don’t come out of the blue. Clarke doesn’t have to make her way in Lexa’s head and warp her thoughts: those thoughts are already there. I feel the need to bring up the script, because it makes what I’m trying to say even more evident.
See what I mean? Even if they come out on top, Lexa is well aware that there can be no winners in a clash of this kind. No matter who prevails, it will be a bloodbath anyway. And that’s when Clarke comes in. She gets there and suggests that Lexa changes things. Indra is quick to remind Clarke that blood must have blood, to which Clarke replies “Really? Because from where I stand the only way that ends is with everyone dead.” If you look at the script, that’s exactly what Lexa was thinking too, BEFORE Clarke said anything.
If we talk about attempts at manipulation, I actually would like to compare this scene to the conversation Clarke and Lexa have in 2x08, when Clarke is trying to convince Lexa to spare Finn. They start in a similar way.
LEXA: You bleed for nothing. You can’t stop this. CLARKE: No. Only you can.
LEXA: Tell us, Clarke. How does this end? Have you come up with a way to save your people yet again? CLARKE: No. Only you can do that.
Albeit extremely similar, note the difference there is already between these two exchanges. Yes, there is bitterness in Lexa’s voice, and maybe even the hint of sarcasm, but still, she is open to listening to what Clarke has to say, whereas in 2x08 she tells Clarke there’s no point in discussing (and bleeding). And then we get to the way Clarke tries to approach Lexa, which is strikingly different. (x)
Let’s focus on 2x08. Clarke goes for Lexa’s psyche. She takes that little information she received about Lexa, mixes it with her assumptions about how Grounders are, and she tries to use all that to influence Lexa and make her do what she wants, which is release Finn. What does she tell Lexa?
To give a proof of her power. She is flattering Lexa, telling her she is powerful, hoping Lexa will be more easily convinced if she appreciates her strength.
To show that she is merciful. She has already had proof of Lexa being a merciful person, and Lincoln confirmed it as well. So she shows Lexa she recognizes this characteristic that she has come to realize is important to Lexa, and encourages her to do something that will make other people consider her merciful too.
To not act like a savage. She’s telling Lexa that that’s how her people will see her if she does this, not as the merciful leader, but as a barbarian basically. She is telling her to prove them wrong.
Clarke’s words fall flat, though. She is trying to influence Lexa’s decision, yes, with a speech that sounds very much like Clarke is saying Lexa can elevate herself from the “status” of savage that the Sky People have applied to the majority of the grounders. It all sounds too much like Lexa has to prove something to the Sky People, like it is important that Lexa impresses them positively, almost like she has to prove the good guys that she isn’t a bad guy. But Lexa doesn’t care about impressing them, definitely doesn’t care about the Sky People considering her a bad guy or a savage. “We are what we are.” She sees what Clarke is trying to do and she doesn’t fall for it. It’s not accidental that when Clarke stops trying to manipulate her and instead uses more personal arguments, Lexa doesn’t shut her down as coldly as she did at first but instead replies to her, “But Finn is guilty […] Then he dies for you.” and eventually even lets Clarke say goodbye.
So here you have the failed attempt at manipulation. Instead let’s look at 3x05 now.
There is no beating around the bush here. Clarke tells it like is. Her people did something horrible. And Clarke doesn’t even think about trying to justify them. She’s past that mentality of Sky People being better than Grounders that was still in place in 2x08 (even if progress had been made already). Here, she knows her people are in the wrong and what they did was awful. So no, I don’t think that she is trying to manipulate Lexa, even if only because she knows that Lexa is right in wanting justice. Of course Clarke is not going to say “Go ahead, kill them all.” There are people she loves in Arkadia, people she knows have nothing to do with what Pike and his group did. She talks to Lexa, she suggests an alternative to war (which we already saw it’s not what Lexa wants) and she argues her position with powerful words, because we’ve seen that Clarke is very good at doing that. But it’s all in Lexa’s hands really. Clarke never tries to insinuate her thoughts into Lexa’s mind.
You know, I’m thinking about 2x08, about how Clarke told Lexa to prove herself, and I’m thinking about manipulation techniques. The events of Hakeldama take place a few days after Lexa bowed before Clarke and swore fealty to her. Now imagine if during her conversation with Lexa in 3x05, Clarke had said something like “Show me your words weren’t empty. Show me your vow is real.”
THAT would have been a true attempt at manipulating Lexa. But it never happens. She doesn’t manipulate Lexa, she reasons with her. I think it’s important to notice that Clarke tried to reason with her people too in this same episode, and she failed. Her discussion with Bellamy was a complete disaster, and she couldn’t even get to Pike. Look at what she tells Lexa. (x)
Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always considered this line right here pretty big. Clarke is placing her trust in Lexa here, she is trusting Lexa to do what her people didn’t, to be better than them. I don’t know, I’ve always found that a pretty huge deal. So no, I can’t really bring myself to say Clarke manipulated Lexa here.
As for what you said about not listening to Titus, I think it’s important to remember that their conversation takes place in 3x06, the episode that features the return of Emerson, who is the personification of Clarke’s demons. She is upset for the majority of the episode, she is so desperate to run away from what she did that she doesn’t think twice about agreeing with Titus that Emerson deserves death, basically going against everything she and Lexa discussed at the end of 3x05 and the beginning of 3x06. Is she being an hypocrite? Yes. And we’re supposed to see her as such, because we’re supposed to perceive how deeply her guilt is conditioning her. The narrative makes sure we see her hypocrisy, via Lexa’s words, “So blood must not have blood applies only when it is my people who bleed”, and Clarke’s reply to that sounds very much like a justification. So it’s not a surprise that she doesn’t listen to Titus when he comes talk to her in her room, she’s not in the right state of mind to do that. Also I would like to point out that this is Clarke’s face when Titus tells her Lexa’s life could be in danger. (x)
Even as upset as she is about Emerson, you can still see that she is worried for Lexa. Definitely not indifferent.
Also, I would advise reading this analysis by @spacewalkeravenreyes in regards to the connection between 3x06 and 3x12, the episode in which Clarke kills Emerson, but what she did wasn’t hypocritical. Her killing him doesn’t deny the importance of her sparing him in 3x06.
Anyway, this got far too long. TL;DR I don’t think Clarke manipulated Lexa with “Blood Must Not Have Blood”. Clarke is smart and cunning and yes, she can be manipulative too when she wants to, but she is not the devious, evil snake sometimes the fandom takes her for.
Why is nobody talking about the Robert Downey Junior adaptation on Sherlock Holmes? I only saw the first movie from 2009 but it's so good?!? And a bit confusing for me because I'm a massive Iron Man fan which is the reason for me finding Tony FFs in which he dreams of his past life as Sherlock Holmes absolutely hillarious. But. So good! I still have to watch the second movie with Moriarty tho. And I love it that Sherlock clearly has ADHD there. Whatever, sorry for bothering you. Cheers!
OH GOSH I LOVE RITCHIE HOLMES NO BOTHER AT ALL I’M ABOUT TO BOTHER YOU WITH MY MINI FREAKOUT. I mean it has its own faults and problems but I can overlook them because of the way Downey Jr. and Law play their Holmes and Watson! They so OBVIOUSLY love each other so much, and I adore the chemistry. Law even said that it’s a romance movie and BLESS HIS FUCKING HEART FOR THAT because HE KNOWS, and OH GOD RDJ loves Law so much. LIKE LOOK AT THESE FUCKERS:
*SCREAMS INTERNALLY BECAUSE I’M AT WORK*
OMG you’ll love the second one too; it’s a tad sad with the wedding, but Mary, OMG I love her in the Ritchie-verse… she KNOWS how much they love each other, doesn’t try to keep them apart, and she acknowledges how important Sherlock is to John AND AND AND she’s also a bamf too on the sidelines.
OHHHHH it’s so important that the audience is made EXPLICITLY aware of why Holmes goes after Moriarty – because he threatened Watson and Mary – and when *THAT SCENE* happens, the last thing Holmes ensures he sees is Watson, and then GOD the heartwrenching slow mo’ of that, where you see Holmes is at peace with his decision and FUCK it makes me cry thinking about it.
OH!! And Sherlock and John dance, no denials at all, just start dancing with each other, right there on screen… Like… I have no idea why people disllike these movies, honestly, they’re a treasure trove of Johnlock Moments.
OHHHH and Moriarty is genuinely frightening, imho, honestly. This Moriarty is played off as a completely “someone you meet every day” and I find that even scarier. He’s not Mags-levels of creepy, but fucknuggets he just… has an on-off switch and it’s scary. A calm sort of evil with intense levels of intelligence is more terrifying to me.
AND THE MUSIC OMG And HNNGGG the cinematics of the second one OMG IT’S ORGASMIC THE SLOW MOTION CHASE SCENE HNNG. The action shots are AMAZING and ASDFASFD Seriously WATCH IT. AND AGAIN I WILL MENTION THE SLOW MO SCENE AT THE END. FUCK. Just FUCK, it’s a beautiful bit of cinematography that makes my heart cry EVERY time. It’s one of my favourite movies of all time and I just. GOD RDJ and Law are just so perfect. There is torture in the second one though, so slight TW for that.
Maybe it’s because RDJ was my re-introduction into Holmes and therefore it holds a special place in my heart. And I know that this is sacrilege but RDJ / Law are my Victorian Holmes/Watson, but BBC is MY Sherlock and John, you know what I mean? Like BBC got me in DEEP into the fandom, so I love them for that, and I just really love Johnlock. SO MUCH JOHNLOCK.
ANYWAY I’M RAMBLING. I can’t WAIT until the third movie, it’s been SO LONG, and I am so excited. While I love the first one because of the Garridebs moment in it (not really but John gets hurt and they have A Moment ™) I think I liked the second movie better because the “love interest” was virtually non-existent and it focussed on Holmes/Watson’s relationship and the case at hand and getting to Moriarty. It was fantastic.
And RDJ Holmes is a different kind of smoll and I love it. And Watson is so BAMF, god. Just the deadpan comedy of Law is amazing.
OH OH OH AND STEVEN FRY AS MYCROFT. OMG I LOVE HIM. PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT.
GAHHHHH. It’s such an underrated movie series because **HOLLYWOOD** and that makes me sad, but seriously I love it so much and jump at any chance to watch it. The first one, I could have done without the Adler subplot (bleh), but it’s a great movie too.
Anyway. Sorry for this momentary diversion into Ritchie-verse. Continue on Johnlocking <3
my high school boyfriend and I were both 16 when we got verbally attacked by some old lady for holding hands
the kicker? she thought he was in his 30s and that I was a fifth-sixth grader
both him and I knew each other since elementary school and have been friends for a long time, but he was an early bloomer (read: he had a full-on beard in the seventh grade) and I didn’t bloom at all until I was like 21
I know I looked way younger back then and I still get carded to this day (I’m 23 and the legal age for drinking, for example, is 18 here - but I don’t even drink, still get carded at clubs tho, still get carded), but he looked way older and was even mistaken for a teacher at his high school once
interestingly enough, he still looks pretty much the same? older than 23 (I think he just turned 24 actually), but not much older than he did 7-8 years ago
and I got makeup for my troubles
but anyway, Brandon Flynn was born in 1993 and Sam Smith in 1992 and I don’t even know what to say to all those people calling Sam a predator preying on young boys/twinks/what not, since it isn’t really his fault either one of them looks different than their actual age…
why condemn two adults in a relationship when there’s vermin like actual pedophile Mark Salling that you could focus on