this is all i want in a guy

fenrirthevikingicedoge  asked:

That recording is super creepy. That is some honest to God psychopathic stuff. Every thing about that , from the oddly calm tone to the music and even the subject matter, screams " I'm going to kill you and wear your face." I'm glad that Starbot got away from that guy and that you two are in a healthy relationship

he tried to defend himself on a video

all but lame excuses and the”steph was everything i wanted”



creep.-

Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Lesbian

All lesbians have penis envy; they just want to be men.

No, we don’t. We are women who like to be with women. Who said anything about men? So guys have dicks, so what? It’s not like I can’t walk six blocks and buy a dick of my own. Plus, I don’t have to worry about being too small, coming too early, or getting it up. If anything, men want to be lesbians.

I am totally cool with lesbians, I just think two guys fucking is gross.

Do you really think that makes us feel good to hear that? While many lesbians might also be less than excited about fucking men, we are still a part of the gay community. We don’t care about your approval, and you are not any less homophobic just because you get hot about the idea of two chicks going at it. You know what I think is gross? Your impudence and stupidity.

You’re too pretty and feminine to be a lesbian.

If you think all lesbians are big ol’ dykes with crew cuts, flannel shirts, and combat boots, then you have obviously had your eyes closed for pretty much your whole life. If you think all lesbians are ugly women who just can’t get a man, then you are an idiot. Lesbians come in all types, shapes, hairstyles, clothing, sizes, hot and not, fat and skinny, girly and not so girly. Don’t say stupid things like that—women are never too pretty and feminine to be lesbians … I bet you a hundred bucks my girlfriend is hotter than yours.

How do you have sex without a man?

Very easily actually. If guys didn’t have penises, I am sure they would find something to do in bed with a woman. Contrary to assumptions made during the Victorian era, women can and do have sex without men all the time—and very well I might add.

Why do you have to flaunt your sexuality and shove it in our faces?

Every day of my life, I see heterosexual people holding hands, kissing each other, and wearing their heterosexual clothes. I see advertisements and movies; I watch TV shows and read magazines; everything I see celebrates and flaunts the lives and loves of heterosexuals. If anything, you shove your sexuality in my face all the time. If I hold hands with my girlfriend, I am not shoving anything into your face; I am just holding hands with my girlfriend. Not everything is about you.

Lesbians can’t raise kids, especially boys. Children need a mom and a dad.

Are you living in the 1950s? At least half of you reading this have divorced parents and of that group, nearly 80 percent of you lived with your mom after the divorce. Are you saying that you are screwed up because you only lived with your mom? Kids need love and security, and besides, all studies have shown that children raised by gay parents are no different from those who grow up in heterosexual households … so shut up.

Are you hitting on me?

Ummm … probably not. This may come as a surprise to you, but not all gay people want you. Do you want every heterosexual person you see? Don’t you have taste? Discernment? Get over yourself—you’re not that hot.

Hello sir (or dude, or bro, or son …)

Do you have eyes? Can you not see that I have breasts? Just because I have short hair and wear men’s clothes does not mean that I am a guy, that I want to be a guy, or that I hate guys. It’s just hair and clothes—get over it.

Being a lesbian isn’t biological, it’s a choice.

Do you have a choice about who you are attracted to? If things were reversed, could you be convinced to become gay just because the majority of people are? The only choice we have is whether we want to be true to ourselves or not. End of story

Can I watch?

No! And please stop asking. Life is not a porno movie. Would you want some dude watching you? I don’t think so.

anonymous asked:

hey id love to hear any mexican-american-centric leo headcanons you have if you got any xoxo

omg best message i’ve ever gotten here we go

  • Leo loves pan dulce my bros like…. he loves that shit. his favorite pan is the galleta with the rainbow sprinkles on it.
  • Leo, like many of us Mexican-Americans, usually replies back to his parents in a mixture of Spanish and English. his Spanish is actually pretty good, but he always wants it to be better so he practices it a lot with skaters from other countries. except not the dudes from España cause those guys talk weird
  • all of Leo’s primos and primas are super proud of him and since he posts a lot to social media, they can brag about him easily and share his posts.
  • Leo’s ma named him Leo because of his zodiac sign LOL
  • Leo is a huge mami’s boy and whenever he goes back home, she makes him a bunch of his favorite foods and gives him some pozole for the road hahaha
  • Leo’s ma’s nickname for him is probably something like “Leoncito”
  • his parents definitely dragged him to Catholic sunday school as a kid LOL
  • Leo’s parents moved from California to the Midwest when Leo was young so that he would have better access to rinks. neither of them regret it at all, but Leo had to leave a lot of tías and tíos behind.

some of this is actually inspired by my own life LOL but i hope i was able to Provide™

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“Above all else, every human dies at some point. That’s why life is even more beautiful. That’s why the first thought I had once I got my memory back was to live each day as if it were my last. If today is my last day, this will be my final memory of the person I love. So I’d better live hard and love. That’s what I told myself.”

tvN Goblin – END

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im really feeling myself

Keep reading

I want you guys to imagine all of this. 

Imagine Gladio using Iris in his early workout days. 

  • Iris with a megaphone, yelling encouraging and also dorky things at Gladio. Clarus looks on in amusement, trying desperately not to laugh. Gladio claims that it bothers him but it actually helps him a lot, motivation-wise. 
  • Noctis and Ignis are sneaking around the palace one day when WHOOSH, there goes Gladio, rolling Iris around in a wheelbarrow at high speeds. They’re gone before Noct and Iggy can even begin to comprehend what just happened.
  • Iris sitting on Gladio’s back while he’s doing push ups. Gladio jokingly collapsing when she climbs on, “Six, Iris, what have you been eating? You’re so heavy!" 
  • Iris joining in on Gladio’s workouts. Imagine them both in sweatpants. 
  •  Sweaty bear hugs. 
  • ^"Ewww, Gladdy stop it, you’re all gross!" 
  • ^^"Hug monsters have no mercy!!" 
  • Sparring together. Gently. Gently sparring together. (One time Gladio hit a lil too hard and Iris cried and he almost made her quit but she was like "um haha no. I will get better” and he couldn’t say no to that face)
  • They have competitions as to who can do the most squats, pushups, longest wall sits, etc. 
  • Morning jogs that turn into races. 
  • Gladio jogging with Iris on his back. 
  • Clarus has so many pics of the two of them, like candids and also a whole bunch where they’re standing next to each other and flexing their Big Muscles™ 
  • Iris helping keep time and keep count, so Gladio can focus on what he’s doing and not have to worry about keeping track of results. 
  • Iris making Gladio little mid-workout snacks. Fruit cups! Along those lines, Iris acting as the hydration team. 
  • One time they’re sparring together and Iris just vaults up his greatsword and knees him in the face and he’s just out cold and she immediately is really upset because “OH MY GOD DID I KILL HIM” but Clarus reassures her that he’s just unconscious. When Gladio wakes up Iris expects him to be upset but he grins like “THAT WAS AMAZING. MY LITTLE SISTER CAN KICK BUTT.” (though he hopes to never be on the receiving end again) 
  • Tending to each other’s exercise injuries. (Gladio hates ice baths) 
  • Gladio benchpressing Iris. 

Just. Please imagine all of this.

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Hey y'all! I just wanted to show you guys one of my favorite lifting tools, my magic starbucks cup! I took an ordinary, unassuming starbucks cup, washed it out, cut slits in the bottom, and lined it with foam so I can just slip stuff like makeup and panties in there. You can use various sizes depending on what you want to lift. Good luck my pretty criminals!! 😘😘😘

anonymous asked:

So I'm kind of at reading block, tbh I think i've only finished two full Dramione fics, and now I can't choose one to read because I want to read them all! I've ready CABW, Isolation, and Aurelian. What are five fics that you think I should read? They don't necessarily have to be so angsty as 2/3 of those, I actually prefer something more adventure and I guess action packed, with some humour :) But whatever you guys recommend that'd be great! Thank you <3

Hi! There is a tag for fav fics; I would encourage you to start there. Then you can try the adventure or action tags.

Personally, my all time favorite fic is:

The Green Girl by Colubrina. T, 22 Chapters - Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? Eventual Dramione.

As requested, here are four more:

  1. Knowing You by dulce.de.leche.go - M, 30 Chapters - A dwindling magical population, a community divided, one panicked Ministry, and a forced marriage law that swears it has paired citizens with their most suitable match. What do you do when your spouse is your most loathed compatriot? Well you date them, of course.
  2. We Learned the Sea by luckei1 - T, 37 chapters - Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
  3. One by Hesaluti - T, 35 Chapters - A spell that will end all magic can only be stopped by the birth of a special child, The One. The parents of this child need to be a perfect match. Hermione and Draco are paired so can overcome their hatred to have a child who can save the magical world?
  4. The Fool, the Emperor, and the Hanged Man by - MA, 28 Chapters - Ten years after the fall of the Dark Lord, Hermione Granger leads a life of self-imposed obscurity, that is, until the day Headmistress Minerva McGonagall is murdered and a certain ‘hero’ is responsible.

❤️ @refictionista

Edit: 

These are some of my favourite fics that would fit your description: 

  1. The Dragon’s Bride by Rizzle - M, 61 Chapters - 7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
  2. Parade of the Sun by everythursday - MA, 35 Chapters - Floralis Fati is a plant with the power to control time, hidden in the wild, and protected by a magic that strips people of their own while seeking to kill them. Hermione wants it to save the world. Draco wants it to save himself. Sometimes what we want can destroy us - and sometimes it can build us new again.
  3. The Revenant by atalanta84 - MA, 10 Chapters - Sometimes fate brings us far from home, and sometimes it brings us back again. When a friend’s mysterious death causes Draco Malfoy to return to Britain, he is finally forced to face his past, and the love he left behind. A story about second chances.
  4. Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 - M, 36 Chapters - For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he’ll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
  5. Out of the Silent Planet by ianthe_waiting - MA, 39 Chapters - Hermione Granger fulfills Severus Snape’s final wish, to journey to Japan to ‘retrieve’ something of importance. 

- AgnMag

Okay, i understand you all probably want some Voltron: Season 2 stuff, but in my defense i finished this days before then and just forgot it existed until just now XD So yeah, have some out of the blue Chibi!Laurent as i work on some Klance and maybe oTHer sTuFF if you guys have any requests XD

Hi everyone

Bit of bad (?) news. I’m currently in the middle of finals season, so I’m going to be taking a break from my regular post schedule. I just want you guys to know:

-I’m okay, just very busy and stressed
-I’ll pick up posting regularly again on Feb 1
-I am getting your asks (thank you by the way) but I can’t take the time to respond right now. I will answer them all once I finish my exams

Thank you all for your understanding and patience! See you guys in a few days.

Okay so I really want to do a Miraculous animatic to Helpless from Hamilton but I can’t decide how I wanna do it, so I need you guys to help me decide.

Option 1: Eliza. This will be just like in the actual play and all the characters will just be replaced with Miraculous characters.

Option 2: Regular Marinette. The animatic will take place at school during the day.

Option 3: School Dance. The animatic will take place during a school dance.

So please, please let me know which to go with!

anonymous asked:

Headcanons for RFA + minor trio with an MC deathly afraid of the dark? Like she gets hallucinations and sleeps with the lights on and leaves all the lights around the house open at all times? Sorry if it's uncomfortable for you and thank you for your time!!

 Yoosung

~When you get into bed and you turn the light on hes just like what
~And your like
~”Yoosung honey there’s demons in the dark”
~You proceed to turn all the lights on in the house
~He can barely sleep but if it makes you happy whatever
~Can you guys pay the light bill though?


Zen

~”Zen I need to have the lights on”
~”Why”
~”Because creepy things will happen if we don’t”
~”Honey there is nothing out there”
~”DEMONS”
~He tell you that he’ll protect you but you dont listen
~This man needs rest 


Jaehee

~Jaehee is probably like
~”Ok whatever”
~This girl can sleep anywhere so all the lights dont bother her
~But she does want to know why
~You tell her that you get weird vibes from the dark
~Shes a bit scared but other than that shes chill


Jumin

~Ok this little kinky sh*t loves the dark
~So this is BIG news for him
~Like so we cant frickle frackle in the dark
~Honestly is a little freaked out by the fact that you hallucinate in the dark and hear things


Saeyoung/Seven

~He about to break out the holy water
~THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON
~He probably has star stickers on his ceiling so hes disappointed that he cant look at them anymore


V

~He cant see so he doesnt find out
~Until the electric bill comes in


Saeran

~He doesn’t understand 
~But ok whatever floats your boat I guess
~Sometimes you’ll tell him about the times as a kid where something has talked to you in he dark
~Now Saeran has to sleep with the lights on


Personal:

This week is real hectic and I’ve been so busy i haven’t post anything here. So many things happened in skating too especially 5 quads from Nathan which was amazing tbh. I have watched his SP in GFP but never his FS so I was really shocked he added another quad there. Like how can someone do that? 

Anyway I’m happy for him for landing it all. And tbh, I can’t wait for 4CC and Worlds to see how not just Yuzu but Javier, Patcrick and Shoma react to Nathan’s 5 quads.

At the same time, it’s overwhelming seeing almost everybody assuming things up. Yes, Olympics is a season away but putting people in the podium right now? Isn’t is a bit too much? Well, anyone can grab that gold really so nevermind.ahahaha

Just a little rant because I want to get this things out from my system to get some stress out. What do you guys think bout Nathan’s 5 quads? I think Yuzu is dying to skate right now.

Again not really Marauders related but u know that one character that ur heart just hurts for… like u just want them to be happy… imma leave a few here, plz add some more so we can all cry together

Credence Barebone from Fantastic Beasts

Originally posted by fireworkofdec

Bucky Barnes from Marvel (literally i cry every time i think about this poor bby)

Originally posted by complete-fandom-trashhh

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black from Harry Potter (obvi)

Originally posted by nellaey

sry guys

Thank You ^u^

Hi guys! Most everyone knows me as Silver, I run ask-the-invest (Adaline)! I have been here since May of last year, and despite I haven’t been the longest running blog, I’ve observed the growth of the community since last year. I’m really proud to say I’m part of the community :3 We have had our rougher waters and hilarious times, but we’re here now together. 

I want to thank you guys for making such a great community, full of life and emotions! You guys are such amazing writers, artists, planners, and great friends. 

I have finally updated the master list of muses, timeline, and newly added blog list! <3 Welcome to all the latest members!

Funny thing, as I was adding people to the lists, I go through archive and I see how everyone has asks and I see all the cool drawings and it makes me happy ^-^

Special thanks to @surelyyoujester [pulled together group events] and @ask-the-executioner [revived all of us from the Group Hiatus]

Active or inactive, alive or dead, old or new, I appreciate you all for establishing your characters with personality and adding something to our story.

I really hope this continues on for a long time :3

Thank you,

Silver


@afire-y-grave (Katori and Sera), @anthrocide (Dexter I), @ask-a-sheriff (Bell), @ask-a-tos-spy (Sorin), @ask-a-tos-witch (Cassia), @ask-a-vig (Cotton), @ask-a-wolfie (Saige), @ask-an-arso (Camille), @ask-arsos (Buggy and Arthur II), @ask-circle-killer (???), @ask-med (Oliver), @ask-miss-medium (Rei), @ask-nanashi-the-only-good-consig (Nanashi, @ask-pierrot-the-clown (Pierrot), @ask-quinn-the-unloved-mafioso (Quinn), @ask-serial-killer (Dexter V), @ask-starsonist (???), @ask-that-consig (Romeo), @ask-the-consort (Candy), @ask-the-disguiser (Marley), @ask-the-executioner (II) (Elwin), @ask-the-forger (Sofia), @ask-the-forger-tos (Eloise), @ask-the-godfather (Lorenzo), @ask-the-guarding-ghost (Oz), @ask-the-invest (Adaline), @ask-the-jailor (Rosamund), @ask-the-janitor (Jan/Tobias I), @ask-thejester (Tea Party), @ask-the-medi (Horris), @ask-the-milf-escort-tos (Claire), @ask-the-sk (Dexter II), @ask-the-survivor (Auriel), @ask-the-transporter (Jack), @ask-the-vet (Beth and Ida), @ask-the-warden-tos (Nathan), @ask-the-witch (Darcy), @ask-the-ww (???),@ask-the-vampire (Beatrice), @ask-the-vamp (Claudia), @ask-thevigilante (Sam/Aaron), @ask-tos-lynching-squad (Sean and Jessie), @ask-tos-transporter (Florian), @ask-tos-vampire (Eleanor), @ask-witch-tos (Victoria), @askamne (Frederic), @askdisguiser (Katarina), @askgenjirouandmax (Genjirou and Max), @askjester (Jelly), @askmissescort (Laney), @asksalemgodfather (Amelia I), @askthe-tosamne (Hyde), @askthe-tosarso (Jekyll), @askthe-tosretri (Evelyn) ,@asktheamne (Amne), @askthebodyguard (Winslow), @askthebm (Tobias II), @askthedoc (Gene), @asktheforgetful (Amelia II), @asktheframer (Nicholas), @askthelookout (Nikita), @askthewitch (Sabrina), @askthevampirehunter (Richard)@askyuanitor (Yuan), @bewitched–witch–witch (Viola), @command-shoot-lead (Martie, Gordon, and Michael), @control-this-town (Jimmy), @cxptainaaron (Aaron), @deathbykazoo (Wenzel), @dont-play-with-knives (Nayv), @execonsig (Natalia), @goldenghcsts (?), @grinningdeath (Jon and Bunny), @harrowedvoices (Jett), @iamblackmailed (Blaine), @im-just-a-vig (Gil), @information-is-everything (B),@inkstainedfamebyframe (Anakin), @interrogatingshitlord (James), @ispybm (Boston and Seattle), @jessanothermedium (Jess), @mafia-cuddles (Antonio and Edythe), @magnifyinglass (Daryl), @mystic-mediator (Malachi), @not-skarso (Shaun and Ethan), @ofserialkillings (Dexter IV), @salemalert (multiple), @salembloodfam (Elijah, Robin, Annalise), @shareiff (Pete), @sneakingthruwindows (Louie), @stay-on-alert (Marty), @sur-die-vor (Ingrid), @surelyyoujester (V), @surviviiing (Simon), @survlivesmatter (James and Audrey) @threeforgeries (Callie), @totallylegitsurvivor (Lucas), @tosaskthe-bg (Leo), @totallysheriff (Judy), @watch-kill-and-snuggles (Kelan and Norman), @whyareyouinmyhouse (Birky and Ferris), @witchingmywaydowntown (Mel)

Yesterday I got tagged by my buddy @apointofdelirium to post a selfie 😊😎🤘🏽💪🏻

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