this is all i have on my draft dont judge

Voltron Characters as things I've said
  • Shiro: Oh look it's depression o' clock
  • Keith: I LIKE OYSTERS FIGHT ME
  • Pidge: Sleep is for the weak, you peasants
  • Lance: Don't you just love it when you hate yourself? *finger guns*
  • Hunk: Fries before guys, y'all
  • Allura: Kids are perfect angels while simultaneously being demons from hell
  • Coran: *coughs* I'M NOT SICK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • Zarkon: I swear to god I'm going to kill that bitch
  • Lotor: *walks in wearing ugg boots and holding a starbucks cup* I'm not basic
  • Haggar: *sees one card trick* SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!
  • Slav: In an alternate universe I'm actually not a disappointment