this is actually the worst

iamfartoodamaged  asked:

What sign do you think is like the best mom? My mom is an Aquarius and she gets mad easily but like when she's in a good mood she'll buy you EVERYTHING, and when she's mad it turns into World War III. So I was curious toward what your opinion is on this haha

 I have an Aquarius mom too and i can relate tbh! Like she’s super chill and she basically never gets mad, but when she does, it’s something.

 Also, the other day, i actually saw an article that was rating the signs from best to worst on being a mother. I remember Taurus was first and then Capricorn was like 4th on soemthing, and this lady in the comments was like “BULLSHIT”

Anyway:

Aries - I feel like Aries don’t make that great mothers, but they’re good at being the friend-mom. They’re supportive and basicall not strict at all, though if their child is being rude or mean or anything, they can get hella mad in a second. Actually not that serious though.

Taurus - Taureans are kind mothers. They’re good at raising their children in peacful way, through a lot of learning. I feel like sometimes they tend to spoil their children too much. On the other hand, they know their boundaries and they don’t let their kids be rude or anything. 

Gemini - Most likely to be friend mom. They talk to their children a lot and often let them do whatever they want (not everything but you know what i mean). They’re very openminded and let their children chose their life path. Usually raise a strong individuals.

Cancer - Another spoiling moms. They can be really fun, especially because they like to make their kids happy. Very protective. Wants their children to have a lot of after school activities. FACEBOOK MOM SQUAD

Leo - Very supportive mothers! I feel like they wouldn’t be too strict and support their children’s dreams and goals. Still, their children would have nice discipline and know how to behave. The friend-mother.

Virgo - One of the mothers that can be more strict. They want their child to have a discipline and achive something in their life. On the other, hand, i think they’re one of the best mothers. They’re really good with children.

Libra - I would say Libra is probably most likely the mother who tries to force their own dreams to their children, especially if their past wasn’t the best. On the other hand, they woulld be very kind! They would barely get mad and use more of the passive agressive way of being mad. AnothER FB MOM

Scorpio - Distant mothers, sometimes. Not that they wouldn’t care about their children (they’re, in fact, v v protective), but they let their children learn on their own and through their mistakes. Likes to spoil them from time to time, but they can be strict as well.

Sagittarius - Doesn’t exactly focus on raising their children, but they do spend a lot of time with them. Supportive, but sometimes tend to give their children different types of speech on more serious topics. Take the kids on lots of trips and adventures as well.

Capricorn - Another mother that might sometimes feel like their children should have the same dreams as them. Not really mean, gets barely mad. Wants their kids to be successful and happy!

Aquarius - As we both mentioned earlier, Aquarius mothers are not really strict and they’re also super chill. They like to use conversation and debating as a way of both learning and solving an issue if there’s one. I’d say their children are pretty smart when it comes to people and relationships?

Pisces - LAST FROM THE FACEBOOK MOM SQUAD. They’re very kind and supportive, but can get a little distant as well. Or like, they need time for themselves as well, because even if they’re the family type, they still keep their hobbies and passions. Loves children, especially the little ones.

Like always, depends on other placements as well, and also, not everyone wants children, so even when i say that this sign and this sign would make great mothers, it doesn’t mean that they’re going to have 6 children, they might as well hate children and vice versa.

pidge: keith i have a gay problem and need the help of a gay who is more experienced

keith: ok. what is it?

pidge: i like this girl but there’s no way she likes me back and i dunno what to do about it

keith: nothing. absolutely nothing. you do nothing, and then you do your best to ignore it but it’s just eating at you and it’s so hard to pretend it’s not there so then you watch ten thousand heteronormative hallmark movies but eventually you start getting daydreams about how great your life would be if you actually were dating and how much fun you’d have doing the cheesiest coupley stuff and you aren’t even paying attention to the hallmark movies anymore they’re just lights and sounds in the background of your daydreams but we’re in space so you don’t even have the hallmark movies so you just go straight to the daydreams and you get this idea in your head that if you two date you’ll finally be a happy functional person and you won’t have any more problems ever and you know that’s not true but you still wanna believe it anyway and now the crush is getting bigger and bigger and you’re even more of a mess and you talk to your friend about it since he says he’s always there if you need someone to listen so you think that’ll help a little bit but it turns out it doesn’t because your friend is an asshole and says “well why don’t you just tell him?” but if i could tell him then this wouldn’t. be a problem, shiro!

keith: (breathing heavily)

pidge:

pidge:

pidge: actually i think i’m gonna go to lance

keith: …good plan.

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Forduary week three: Support
At least he’ll always have his brother there to support him, right?


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Favorite Person: *has a busy life and cannot interact with me constantly*
me:
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me: why in the shit does nobody on this entire planet give a multicolored fuck about me

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