this is actually the best song

Not gonna lie, sometimes I really wonder how the Murphys’ didn’t realize Evan was lying sooner. Of course, that wouldn’t help the plot, but it seems pretty early on that Jared and Evan are writing rehab into the emails, and to some unknown extent, are writing about Connor’s experience there. I am sure we all assume that Connor has been to rehab (though not technically confirmed, Cynthia does mention it and as Connor’s classmates, Jared and Evan probably would have heard about it at some point, explaining why they’d bring it up in the emails). But, as I’ve seen other people mention on here, Cynthia says that she ‘fought for rehab’, not that he actually ever went. Though we can’t actually be sure that Jared and Evan ever included the reference to rehab,, because it was the whole ‘sucking dick for meth’ bit which obviously got deleted, and therefore, the mention of rehab as a whole could have gone too. 

Arguing that Connor did go and they did bring it up in the emails, I do question how two boys who have never been to rehab could have written about the experience even remotely accurately. Plus, there are so many specifics that could have so easily gone wrong. How long was he in rehab for? How did they get those days right? Even if he missed school for quite a while, surely he wasn’t at rehab that whole time? There would have HAD to have been days where he was just at home. So for Evan and Jared to get the timeline even remotely close, seems pretty impressive to me.

Which leads me to what I’ve been thinking about for a while. Evan is a watcher. An observer. He knows about Zoe filling out quizzes in magazines and how she dances because, for Evan’s entire life, he’s sat on the sidelines. You can argue that he only noticed this stuff because he liked Zoe - but I wouldn’t reduce him to that. When you have no one to talk to, you fill the void by placing yourself into other people’s conversations, and eventually other people’s lives. Also known as Evan worming his way into the Murphys’ lives. I would argue that Evan did this long, long before we ever saw it.

Evan was injecting himself into Zoe’s life long before the narrative began. And so was he, with Connor. Even if we say that Evan didn’t have any reason to want to know more about Connor, he would have ended up doing so just because of Zoe. How do you get to know someone? You get to know the people around them. Plus, Connor and Zoe going to and from school together would have been something Evan noticed. He would have noticed Zoe at the jazz band concert, and he would have noticed how her brother didn’t show. He would have noticed when Zoe came to school alone for a while and wondered where Connor could be. Evan would have seen these things, and I like to think that sometimes Evan would have wondered who Connor was. 

That’s why I think Evan was so good at writing the letters. Sure, he was projecting himself onto Connor. You can’t get to know someone just by watching them. We see this with how Evan and Zoe play out. But, I think Evan spent quite a while catching glimpses of Connor and that wove itself into the letters. Of course, Evan’s not perfect at it. Alana notices that things aren’t making sense, which just drives home that despite Evan watching Connor for who knows how long, watching someone doesn’t equal knowing someone. Regardless of how much Evan thought he knew, at the end of the day, he could never know enough. 

I guess that’s why the letters worked so well and then failed so badly. Evan knew the big things, the moments like rehab, printer throwing, getting high, going to school with Zoe, that Connor was alone. Things that the Murphys also knew about Connor. But Evan, just like the Murphys, didn’t know the details. He didn’t know what Connor wanted to do after high school, or his favourite colour, or his favourite song, because he didn’t actually know Connor. Just like how, despite their best attempts, the Murphys didn’t either. So it worked for a while. Until Evan had to keep projecting himself into the letters, because the big things were becoming too small, and the small too big. Until things were crumbling and Evan couldn’t keep up anymore. All of that just makes me that much sadder. That Evan and Connor could have been so close for so long, so present in each other’s lives, and yet somehow never quite meet. And doesn’t that make the whole computer lab scene even worse? That Connor was telling Evan, ‘now we can pretend we both have friends’, and for a moment, maybe Evan thought it could have been possible. Maybe he thought that Connor, just like Evan, had been watching too. 

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REQUEST: from @likeapinkocean

Hey I was wondering if you do fionn imagines. I really love your writing 💜. I was wondering if you could write one where fionn and y/n have been best friends for years. Whilst he is doing an interview with Harry, he admits that he’s in love with y/n. I thought this would be a cute idea 💜😂

A/N: I wasn’t sure how to write this and then inspiration hit. Hope the way it plays out is okay for you :) Also, the Disney Channel thing actually happened between me and my best guy friend (at the time), I didn’t realise that he actually liked me then, oops.

Title & italics lyrics: Northern Wing 
by City & Color

My Fionn playlist can be found on Spotify (this is what I listen to when I write about him and songs that are featured in fics about him) (x)



There were no amount of words in the English language, or any other for that matter, that allowed Y/N to express her level of pride for her best friend. It was as simple as that. Her pride was metaphorically off the chart.

If one were to tell her and Fionn when they first met at the age of eight that they would be closer than ever, and he would be cast in a historical film epic, by the age of twenty, then they’d have probably rolled their eyes and blown a spitball at you in disbelief. But here they were, twelve years on in the exact position that would have left the youngsters incredulous.

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Ok, I love my English teacher

My teacher gave us the best homework ever. I’m on English&Literature Higher Level and apart from typical literature topics, we also talk about English in daily life, media etc. So our homework for tomorrow is to choose one song (this is a hard part. Only one 0.o), print the lyrics and give it to other students. Later, we have to play our song and show one drawing, picture etc which reminds us the song. And then we have a discussion.

So I spent 1h of Sunday on YT, searching for best live version of I’m afraid of Americans by Bowie. And then I was looking for the drawing. And now I’m actually waiting for tomorrow lesson 😂 I could do homework like this all the time!

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today is the anniversary of the 1965 beatles cartoon airing so im gonna share a story with yall

Last summer, I was really obsessed with The Beatles and they were my favourite band. I liked other stuff but nothing came out on top of The Beatles. Around that time, I’d found out about the existence of this cartoon. Also around that time was when I invited to a group called Banama Club (which is also the biggest friend group I’m apart of). One of the things I did for Banama Club was show movies and shows on Cytube for us on Saturdays/Sundays. One day, I got the idea to show The Beebles Cartoon™ which resulted in the overall reactions of “what the actual hell is this floyd” and positivity because of how ridiculous it was.

The best part about this whole thing was that my friends knew next to nothing about The Beatles, so this resulted in the mass idea that The Beatles sang songs and also did some really weird stuff in their free time. It was beautiful.

It got to the point where one of the biggest inside jokes from 2016 Banama was a picture of Ringo I posted one day with the caption “he stretch he leggy out REAL far.” This Ringo was dubbed Leggy and was practically a mascot for us.

The talk of The Beatles Cartoon and movie nights eventually died down around December or so, but it’s still one of those ridiculous things I like to look back upon. The Beatles Cartoon was awful but it got my friends interested in the actual band and brought us closer together. Thanks, really shitty Beatles cartoon with practically no budget or self-awareness.

anonymous asked:

What is your best advice for dealing with depression and or self harm? I have been dealing with both for a while now but it is starting to get a bit bad. Do you recommend any music or songs in particular or maybe different habits for distractions or coping?

i’m so sorry you’re dealing with this, my friend!! some songs i use when i’m sad are;

- saturn by sleeping at last
-truce by twenty one pilots
-countdowns by sleeping at last
-homesick by sleeping at last

actually, most sleeping at last songs are really got for the times you feel depressed. they’re all peaceful and beautiful and remind you life is beautiful and it’s okay to cry.

but there are songs i’d stay away from. specifically goner, by twenty one pilots, at least for me. it makes me feel even worse but maybe that’s just me.

an alternative for self-harm that i use is writing, whether it be poetry or just a journal entry. i also use drawing and playing my ukulele to calm me down. some other alternatives are scribbling, pressing ice cubes to the places to want to cut, preparing food for yourself, and ripping paper. don’t hesitate to pm me if you need anything else love!!💕💕💕

Tagged by my adorables  @kunoichi-ume and @pyroinquisitor :***

THE LAST

1. drink: diet coke
2. phone call: dad, today, to ask me to go pick Martin up from school.
3. text message: @lilac-bramble being the best
4. song you listened to: “For whom the bell tolls” - Metallica (What a classic)
5. time you cried: today is a shitty day and i hate this new meds that have me so fucking sensitive. UGH.
6. dated someone twice: yeah, but once a cheater always a cheater. 
7. kissed someone and regretted it: yup, drunk me makes totally disastrous decisions. 
8. been cheated on: Yes, twice. Different BF. YAY. 
9. lost someone special: too many special someones actually. It hurts despite the years. 
10. been depressed: Been for the past decade, at least. Who the fuck knows. I don’t even remember how i used to be/feel  “normal”. 
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i started drinking really old (at 29) and discovered that when over drinking its best to throw up than have a hell of hangover. 

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. Seafoam Green.
13. Purple
14. Calypso

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: Yes
16. fallen out of love: i don’t know
17. laughed until you cried: Yes
18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah, stupid family
19. met someone who changed you: mmm i think so
20. found out who your friends are: I already know who i can count on.
21. kissed someone on your facebook list: eh, several a couple, yeah xD

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them except for @lucrietta and a 2 US friends from 9gag. I don’t like to have people i don’t know in person, i protect my privacy. 
23. do you have any pets: One water turtle named Fish; an asshole of a cat named Cheetara that pees on everything and its currently driving me nuts, and i will soon be a mom of a baby pup and have decided to name him “Jashin”, Can’t wait to meet him n.n
24. do you want to change your name: I used to, when i was younger. Now i love the way it sounds in english, and the short version of it.  
25. what did you do for your last birthday: I spent it with my family and internally panicking because a couple of days later i had the most terrifying exam i have ever had, and failed..

26. what time did you wake up: I took my sleeping meds way too late, so i was rudely awaken by my dad banging on my flat door because i wasn’t answering the phone around noon. I’m still sleepy.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: trying to draw KakuHida and hating the outcome.
28. name something you can’t wait for: to get Jashin, KakuHidaWeek, Dying. 

where are 29 and 30 questions? LOL

31. what are you listening to right now: If you fuckers laugh i’ll be pissed, but i’m currently listening to my Disney List, “You’ll be in my heart” – Phill Collins, from Tarzan. (I might or might not be singing it top of my lungs)
32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes. On poliglotas meetings.
33. something that is getting on your nerves: everything? Fucking money. Fucking false support, my stupid sick brain, my weight, the world in general? I dunno, i’m having a shit day and i’m hating everything.

34. most visited website: tumblr.

35. hair colour: Light Brown with some dyed locks that are not colored anymore so they look “blonde”.
36. long or short hair: i love to have it long, but my psoriasis is a bitch on my neck so now i have it short (shoulder lenght) because summer is comming.
37. do you have a crush on someone: HIDAN

38. what do you like about yourself: nothing.

39. want any piercings: I’ve always wanted one on my belly button.
40. blood type: O+
41. nickname: Eve, eeve, evil, peke, sin/syn, pitu
42. relationship status: single as fuck
43. zodiac: Cancer
44. pronouns: She, her, whatever
45. favourite tv show: Buffy, Supernatural, Naruto, Got, The Walking Dead, Dexter, a lot more.
46. tattoos: currently two on each wrist and itching for more. Just don’t have the money right now.
47. right or left handed: Mostly right but i’m ambidextrous. (Yes, i can draw with my left too)
48. surgery: Tonsils removed
49. piercing: 4 on my ears
50. sport: swimming and biking
51. vacation: Iquique city last year.
52. pair of trainers: Hot pink Nikes (they reflect light so its helpfull when i bike at 6 am)

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: nothing.
54. drinking: water
55. im about to: try and kill myself.  Try and finish paperwork for my dad.
56. waiting for: death. Nothing
57. want: to be dead. To be healthy, to know what to do with my fucking excuse of a life, getting back to not feeling things. ((My life sucks right know)).

58. get married: fucking no
59. career: i have no idea. Went to law school and failed the final test, way to go Eve.
60. hugs or kisses: i like both, but not from everyone.
61. lips or eyes: Eyes. It can tell a lot about someone.
62. shorter or taller: whatever
63. older or younger: whatever
64. nice arms or nice stomach: im a sucker for nice biceps
66. troublemaker or hesitant: im consider a quiet person, god knows why XD

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: Yes, quite a few XD
68. drank hard liquor: pft,  yes
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i always lose my glasses, one time i left them in the fucking fridge for a week, my sis found them and called me out on Facebook. She sucks.

70. turned someone down: Yes
71. sex on the first date: Uh, does one-night stands counts as dates? If so, then yes.
72. broken someone’s heart: Yeah =.= 
73. had your heart broken: Yes
74. been arrested: No
75. cried when someone died: Yes
76. fallen for a friend: Yes, ugh.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: HAHAHAHAHAH who?
78. miracles: maybe.
79. love at first sight: FUCK NO
80. santa claus: yeah, its cute. Let’s all be santa and give under-priviledged children presents.
81. kiss on the first date: MMMMMMMM if i have known them for a while before the date, then yeah maybe.

82. angels: Sometimes.

OTHER

83. current best friends’ names: Cecilia, Karen and Osvaldo (In Chile).
84. eye colour: Greenish with some Brown, yellow, blue and shit.
85. favourite movie: ah, too many.

Tagging… don’t feel like tagging today. Sorry.

anonymous asked:

i've got questions! 1) fav link? 2) fav zelda? 3) fav ganondorf? 4) fav loz game? 5) fav song from any loz game? 6) fav link's companion? 7) fav dungeon? 8) favorite boss fight? 9) fav npc? 10) fav area in any game? (ex: gerudo valley, zora's domain, hyrule castle, death mountain, etc)

I’ve got answers! Fave Link is Sky Link, he’s an actual angel sent from above. Fave Zelda is botw, mmm that development. Fave Gan is Hyrule Warriors cause fluffy hair, but thats technically not canon, so wind waker. My fave game is botw (also ww and st). Fave companion is Midna she so sassy and theyre best friends i love. Fave dungeon is the ancient cistern from ss. Fave boss fight is Molgera from ww. Fave area is the Faron region in botw. Fave npc is Spinch from botw, his horse’s name is Spinch too.

BTS Explain Concepts Behind ‘Love Yourself: Her’ Album: 'This Is the Beginning of Our Chapter Two’

Mere hours before the release of BTS'Love Yourself: Her, the album’s significance wasn’t lost on the group’s leader, Rap Monster.

“It’s really a huge, big step for us,” the 23-year-old rapper/songwriter/producer told Billboard during a phone call from Seoul. “Of course, every member is so excited about the album. We’ve been just practicing until now, day and night, to show these new songs and perfected performances. I left a message on our fan cafe, the other day, after we finished that 'this EP will mark the turning point of BTS’ and even though the wait felt really long with this album – I think it was the huge event, the BBMAs, were in May – so much has happened.”

The wait has been particularly anticipated for for the band’s famously passionate fan base, known as Army, who have been waiting for new tracks from Rap Monster, Jimin, Suga, J-Hope, Jin, V and Jungkook band after voting them Top Social Artist at the 2017 Billboard Music Awards over fellow pop juggernauts Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez and Shawn Mendes.

Since then, the BTS guys have landed distribution deals with Amazon and U.S.-based The Orchard (“We believe the physical album, still, really counts and it’s really important to connect with our fans around the world,” Rap Monster said) and hung out with worldwide chart-toppers like Major Lazer, Halsey, Charli XCX(“Maybe it’s just my sixth sense, but I think maybe we will be collaborating with even more interesting artists,” he added); even snagging The Chainsmokers to produce a beat for Love Yourself: Her.

One listen to the tightly produced record – which looks likely to make a big splash on the Billboard 200 next week – and the passion is palpable from the intense lead single “DNA,” the societal commentary in “Go Go,” among multiple lyrics and moments that feel ripped from the members’ personal journals. There’s also loads of passion in Rap Monster’s voice talking about these new songs as he sees and envisions the larger picture and message for his band’s latest batch of forward-thinking EDM, hip-hop and pop tracks. Read on for Billboard’s deeper analysis of Love Yourself: Her with Rap Monster.

Let’s start right from the beginning with “Serendipity.” Why was this the right song to choose as the intro and kick off the era?

When I wrote the lyrics, melodies and the first themes of “Serendipity,” I tried to come up with some rare things you find in life, something very special, like the calico, three-striped cat; things that have extraordinary meanings in people’s lives. I wanted to share this moment.

I was reading the lyrics are gender neutral, which I think is really powerful. Was that a conscious decision?

The lyrics were based on rare and special things in life. So, I thought, those feelings transcend genders, cultures and barriers between people.

We always put out the “Intro” just before releasing our single, so the intro is taking the role of telling the concept of this album. But “Serendipity” was actually the right song to share the feelings of our single, “DNA.” The title is about how our DNA is connected in the universe, I think that was the right feel for this album.

Let’s talk about “DNA.” How does this single continue and progress the story of BTS?

When we’re talking about our title tracks, “DNA” is about the expression of a young, passionate love. The lyrics are like, “The two of us our connected fatefully from the start, our DNA was just the one thing.” At the same time, “DNA” is taking BTS to new ground. We tried to apply new grammar and perspectives – if you listen to the song, you’ll understand what I’m trying to say – it’s very different from our previous music, technically and musically. I believe it’s going to be the starting point of a second chapter of our career; the beginning of our Chapter Two.

“Best of Me” is really impressive. It sounds like The Chainsmokers, but it also sounds like BTS. You didn’t lose yourself which isn’t easy when collaborating with new artists. What was that process like?

I love that track! We met them at BBMAs, we were so lucky. Actually, they invited us to their concert just the other day – they had a huge concert in Korea and we sang “Closer” together. For “Best of Me,” they gave us several tracks and samples months ago, we and our producers picked one sample, like, “Okay, this is fit for our next album.” So we worked on it, we sent it to them, we asked them what they think of the track we developed and got their opinions. And we made it! I’m so excited for it. [Laughs]

Your albums always have deeper social and society commentaries. Let’s talk about some of the topics with this release. “Go Go” instantly comes to mind.

“Go Go” is a trendy song, but it’s about how our young generation are living their lives with low expectations and standards so people are upset with reality; they have little hope and there’s so much economic hardship. We wanted to say something about it and emphasize to the world that it’s not their choice, but brutal reality that forces people to live and spend as if there’s no future.

But in Korea, “YOLO” has become a big key word for young people because we don’t have money and it’s really hard to get a chance to earn a lot of money. I think society has a lot of problems for young people. Young people spend their money on claw crane machines at arcades and they spend like $30 on trying to win these dolls. And then it’s like, “Oh! I spent all my money…shit. But I don’t regret.” That’s the biggest luxury for Korea’s young people: collecting accessories, cosmetics, that’s what they think is a luxury. It’s “YOLO” because it’s like, “I’m gonna buy all this! I’m gonna buy all this food and I’m going to eat it! I’m going to do it!” I think it’s sad because it’s all we can. “Go Go” is just saying, “Okay, just do it, we won’t regret it. Just spend several bucks on the machine and eat the food!” But at the same time, the song is very easily to sing along to so I think many people will like that song, especially if they find the deeper meaning.

Of course, I have to ask about making a skit interlude out of your BBMAs acceptance speech.

You need to hear “Mic Drop” because the skit was my speech at BBMAs –  because that was a big moment for our history – and then we put “Mic Drop” next to that because it’s like a flex – like, “Okay, we’re done. We don’t need to give a shit about anything.” That was the right skit and follow-up song for this album.

The last song, “Outro: Her” really spoke to me. It almost reads like a diary.

Ha! [Laughs]

After talking with you, it feels like it recaps the whole album and is really introspective.

I think that was the fastest work I did for this album. I wrote the verse in 20 minutes; it just came, very truthfully, from the bottom of my heart. I thought it was the right outro for this album because it is really a range of emotions – I’m saying I met this person that I really love, this person is the love of my life right now, I’m saying that I was confused and I was looking for love and this world is complex. But I think it’s you so, “I call you 'her,’ 'cause you’re my tear.” “I think you’re the start and the end of me.” That’s what I’m saying: You’re my wonder, but you’re also my answers. You’re my “her,” but you’re still the “tear.”

The hook is saying that love is not all about the happiness, it’s just not just about the joy, it’s not just about delight. If you want to love a person, you should know that there are tears and there can even be hatred inside of it. I think a love really includes all of that. That’s what I was trying to say. It’s complex.

And if fans are so lucky to own the physical album, they’ll hear two hidden tracks at the very. Why keep them secretive?

I think they’re hidden because you have to be a real fan of BTS to understand them. Otherwise, you won’t. Otherwise, you’d like be, “Why are they feeling so confused about things? They’re good?!? They’re No. 1 somewhere, they have so much stuff, why are they worried?” People always talk about that. But if you are true fan of BTS and you buy the album and you listen to the hidden track – if you are an Army and we spent time together from 2013, 2014 – they could understand. It’s kind of more special, more closer, to our true hearts.

© Jeff Benjamin @ Billboard

tbh ill never forget what bighit did to jin. even if he does get the recognition we all know he rightfully deserves, i can’t. i can never forget how they ignored, isolated, discouraged, and restricted him from unveiling his true personality. i can never forget how they pushed him so far back in line ups that some armies didn’t even know he existed until they saw bts’ interviews. i can never forget how they called him a “visual” and yet gave him only two seconds of screen time, i can never forget how their excuse for jin’s lack of lines was that his voice was suited for korean ballad tracks and yet gave him the least amount of lines in bts’ slow & ballad songs, i can never forget how bighit released house of cards, a song for the vocal line, giving jin, a vocalist, one line to sing over and over again throughout the 3:46 duration of the song, i can never forget that jin, living in a culture where age is so significant, had to beg yoongi (edit: my usage of the word ‘beg’ was a bit too harsh for the nature of what happened so i apologize if it sounds misleading but either way, jin had to ask yoongi to GIVE HIM lines), someone who is younger than him, to give him lines in ‘dead leaves’ since he already knew he would get the least, i will never forget how jin was so surprised when he was approached to sing the ost because his confidence in his ability was so limited that he thought jungkook would be approached instead of him, i will never forget how jin was forgotten on the ‘comeback home’ header because he was so underappreciated, that the designer didn’t even remember he was in the group, i will never forget how the verses jin wrote for awake were rejected 20 times before it was used in the actual song, i will never forget how jin fucking cried while singing ‘awake’ at almost every show because of how much he knew (or thought) that he wasn’t equal with the members & yet in spite of it tried his best every single day just for them, i will never forget that jin’s vocals exceeded what bighit cared to show us to the point where when ‘awake’ was released, our hearts, mind, soul, & body were fucking astonished, blessed, & amazed by kim seokjin, the man at the back who can fucking sing but is constantly overshadowed. i will never, ever, ever forget how jin, who was excited for his graduation, wasn’t able to even go to his college graduation when jungkook was able to go to his, i will never, ever, ever forget no matter what how bighit treated kim seokjin & his talent. & i swear, the day kim seokjin gets the recognition & the lines he deserves, bighit will be ever sorry that they restricted fucking kim seokjin from being who he is. in bts’ next comeback, kim seokjin is getting fucking lines. i don’t care what we have to do armies & jin stans, we’re getting him lines no matter what. can we please trend the hangul hashtags that translate into #GiveJinMoreLines during a certain time in August?

Memeteen guide to Seventeen

S.coups: 

  • carats make fun of his stage name holding a couple s.coups of icecream and a S.cup of noodles 
  • chicc
  • the poor man between jeongjicheol
  • papa coups 
  • embarrasing dad
  • wings it at choreo sometimes
  • has 12 children 
  • wants to c h o k e jeonghan
  • the type of dad that would challenge his 5 yr old child to a game of soccer and then gets too competitive and swerves that bitch to get goals
  •  his smile and his smile alone gave one of Seventeen’s stages a crap ton of views
  • say the name!
  • camel
  • piggy bank
  • beagle leader
  • “eyes look like 9:15″
  • eyelashes for ddaayyyysss
  • Everybody SCREAMM
  • fireworks are the only enemy
  • My EGG YOLK T-T
  • members rebel against him at times
  • someone save him


Jeonghan:

  • John-Oops I mean Jeonghan
  • Laying down is his preferred physical state
  • swindler
  • long hair majestic unicorn and short hair majestic prince. He majestic no matter what fam
  • “Joshua was the first one to approach me”
  •  toucher of asses 
  • shamelessly feeds off of members’ love 24/7
  • Makes members have couple wallpaper and phone cases with him 
  •  "angel"
  • the mother of Seventeen
  • “Dino, nugu aegi?”
  • All members are under his spell
  • giraffe running
  • Jeonghan’s warm cup of milk
  • sa-sa-say the name seventeen 
  • Doubts OFD pds
  • bitter smile of betrayal 
  • vernon crushed his balls once
  • athletic with no stamina
  • creator of the Carat mating call: *incoherent screaming*


Joshua:

  • Gentleman
  • fukn weeaboo
  • the b e s t freestyle rapper in Seventeen. Dont @ me
  • ded meme(?) “Jisoos Christ”
  • The ‘normal one’-SIKE bitch
  • That poor waterbottle
  • When-one-of-the-members-wear-a-shirt-with-questionable-english-words-everyone-blames-me-lol  guy
  • I pledge allegence to the flag of the united states of amerca and to the re-
  • dRinK WaTeR
  • pin drop and worm master +uncle dance
  • pingpong vlive 
  • “EAT THIS” signature move
  • “over here”
  • The english teacher everyone wants and deserves 
  • white cap
  • Chicken can heal the heart
  • L.A motherfuckerss
  • piggy bank
  • “Ïm part of vocal unit too! T-T”


Jun

  • Heechul’s reincarnated body that was too early bc he aint ded lol
  • chinaline
  • child actor 
  • nyeac nyeac 
  • logos are out to get him 
  • eyeroll king 
  • punny and awkward
  • king of china
  • 404 lines not found
  • My I now
  • “Ice ice froze.” (that crazy in love Wonwoo lyric) moments
  • sexy expression
  • convinced he is the number one visual 
  • shy vlives
  • proceeds to tell members to call him handsome in chinese
  • ofd positivity boy


Hoshi: 

  • naega hosh + pose
  •  What time is it? 10:10 bitches
  • ‘ten hour ten minute’
  •  shinee’s biggest fanboy
  •  from soft 1 to hipthurst 100  real quick.
  • HAM HAM. HAMHAMHAMHAM
  • My name’s soonyoung call me soon
  • hamster cheeks
  • suffers with spicy food
  • beurora hurricane
  • Coco his chicken 
  • his love for the angsty teen makne 
  • “HEy MIDDLE" 
  • glitter face
  • pretty u first win cry face
  • Mounteen
  • kwon fire
  •  making dances out of things that inspire him; ex: crab, octopus, noodles, street lamp, backpack
  • kwon edward soonyoung 
  • refuses to be bottom visual 
  • rivalry with seungkwan and wonwoo 
  • claps like a child
  • KWON SOONYOUNG FIGHTING *wakes up* 'YYEEEEAAAHHH”
  • Grandma


Wonwoo:

  • lowkey highkey loves his own visuals 
  • beanie bro 
  • garden fairy 
  • voice so deep adele’s rollin in it 
  • “life is hamburger”
  • cheese burger aegyo 
  • emo 
  • let him sing fam
  • fukn nerddd 
  • sick wonwoo days with the plushy
  • Tsundere™
  • make him an actor pls 
  • got hit in the balls with a ball one time 
  • nose crinkle 
  • specs 
  • lack of highfives
  • middle school’s dance machine
  • him vs. Hoshi in ofd japan
  • bag of luck


Woozi:

  • Smol bean that would kill for a single cornchip 
  • Reminds me of a old grandpa teddy bear idk lol 
  • Done with life, hates aegyo and human contact, but will accept it when he wants to
  • members mock his crying from pretty u first win every chance they get 
  • if he does anything out of character they tease him about it till no end tbh
  • Suga’s son
  • his need to grab and hit people when he laughs
  • guitar is his greatest weapon
  • ccrriinnggeee & finger ccurrlll
  • producer-nim
  •  adore u is a funky pop song that has fun and fresh lyrics that match seventeen’s age on top of an addictive melody 
  • members exposing his ass in project svt


Dk:

  • the actual sun
  •  built in speakers bc he loud as shit 
  • sacrifices his beautiful face to make people laugh
  •  smile that can cure all the worlds sickness
  •  stop eating cds
  • woojoos_daddy
  • ‘come to daddy’ tee
  • horsemin MAL
  • pigeon
  • GRILLED PPPORRKK
  •  chicc
  •  pure and goes along with jokes the best 
  • heLL0 mY naMe Is LeE SeOkMIN my moTheR’S naMe Is
  • hightone rap
  • wat is basketball? 
  • do it from your heart 
  • Jeonghan’s fool 
  • mosquito 
  • Happy birfthday broo
  • orange peel king
  • wow, unbeliebable  
  • Grandpa
  • Two-teen


Mingyu:

  • MingEW and all his sneezin
  • flowercap boi 
  • tol and clumsy
  • If Seventeen doesnt drop somethign, Mingyu certainly will 
  • actually very organized and neat 
  • Minghousewife 
  • was a cheeto for a split second
  • proud father of OG BongBong 
  • Mingyu sunbaenimmm
  • Seventeen cant live without their swiss army knife 
  • Akita sound
  • oh. my. god. Oho My GOD
  • ‘Your name is bob’
  • Where Is Your Tag???
  • squeals 
  • “Seventeens official visual" 
  • oooo000OOO yEAh 


The8: 

  • got7 bambam taught him how to dab and he never looked back since
  •  thughao
  • IMMA
  • before: Yeah I’ll have her home before 10 ^-^ 

          now: she’ll spend a night at my house ;)

  • nunchuuk daddy
  • 404 no lines found pt.2
  • now My I
  • his predebut pictures are  e p i c
  • side-eye king
  • arms for days
  • fashionista
  • rolled thin porkbelly hair
  • learns more korean to roast bitches
  • flipping is his preferred transportation 
  • dirty dirty jamjam ^-^ *svt flipps out in cringe* 
  • Kermit is his bitch

Seungkwan: 

  • fresh baked buns bebe
  • divaboo
  •  just put boo in any word and it gets 100 times better
  • supports AND hates aegyo
  • Beyonce who?
  • MCboo, talk talk talk. 
  • "Thomas the train” omg rip XD 
  • Vernon’s number 1 fan
  • OHMYGOD JASMIN
  • cries in jeju accent
  • John?
  • Boonon, svts rapper 
  • Oh Laaaddiieesss~~ this is your story 
  • red 
  • haunted house screaming 
  • volleyball fanatic
  •  kimbap kidding? 
  • Crab walks away 
  • Son of Jeju 
  • fashTion 
  • '13th visual’ (fuk nah)
  • Im the BEST quality 


Vernon:

  • child actor but never fukn talks about it
  • attempts vocal runs
  • looks confused most of the time  
  • iconic rap lines “pull up on you wacks with a mac fuly loaded”, “i’m only seventeen i only got a few dollars” “Chili Chicken in the microwave”
  • fortune cookie hair 
  • headlines headlines ( HaJiMAaaaAa, dont mention smtm4)
  • his obsession with hotline bling
  • “speaks english, but forgets that one english word” (bilingual problems)
  • Person: h- 

          Vernon: I was born in america but moved to korea when I was five 

  • Kidney function is not a right its a privilege
  • woke af
  • His mom is my bias
  • teeth
  • bubble pop
  • *slightly lifts glasses* 'ding' 
  • sofia
  • Leonardo Dicaprio AND Leonardo Divinci
  • Dont take him fishing
  • stitch
  • Dat laugh tho
  • lotto
  • My favorite part of Seungkwan is-


Dino:

  • Michael Chanson
  • “Im growing!”
  • not Jeonghan’s aegi
  • we will now forget mansae era duck ass hair
  • Diamond makne
  • “he’s going through puberty now”-Hoshi
  • a new born savage
  • Makne’s visual ranking
  • GloUp of the century
  • “michael jackson version" 
  • bitter smile 
  • loud laugh 
  • *runs over hoshi’s toes with scooter* 
  • *scrolls through phone and half-heartedly says*  I love you.
SEX WITH EXO

Minseok:

★he makes the most beautiful love to you
★or he pinned down and pounds into you until you become a quivering mess

★has so much energy
★you’d think he’ll give up after 3 rounds
★but no
★he’s not even panting
★your hips will be bruised because of his grip on you


Junmyeon:

★d A D D Y
★i’ll fight anybody that doesn’t think ‘myeon isn’t pure dom
★he’ll dress you in the most stunning lace
★and he’ll run his hands all over your skin
★he won’t fuck you until he’s made you cum at least 3 times
★pet names
★'moan loud for me, kitten’
★'you’re making daddy feel so good, petal’
★loves pulling your hair
★he adores when you scratch his back
★When you were both about the hit your climax, he’ll pull you close to him
★'the closer we are, the harder we cum’


Yixing:

★body worship king
★he’ll slowly strip your clothes off you
★then spend a good amount of time kissing over your skin
★and whispering compliments to you
★'you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen’
★'your skin feels so soft’
★'i wish i could spend all day kissing you’
★true switch
★loves fucking you raw
★loves being fucked raw
★cutest sub ever
★he loves being overstimulated
★if you carry on sucking after he’s cum
★he’ll be putty in your hands


Baekhyun:

★playful dom
★but don’t think that means he’ll be soft and give in
★oh no
★you’ll be teased to no end
★low key orgasm denial king
★'you want me to go faster?’
★when you’d whine in frustration he’ll laugh
★which’ll make you whine anymore
★'use your words~’
★he’ll stop his actions until you speak
★so you were so close to cumming and he just stopped because you wouldn’t talk
★when you flopped against the bed in frustration, he’ll lean down and kiss all over your face
★'you’ll get it back, jagi~’
★likes the odd occasion when you ride him
★bc seeing you on him using him really gets him off


Jongdae:

★vocal af
★his moans would be 10x louder than yours
★which adds to the whole experience
★says he’s a switch
★but whenever you try taking control he’ll flip you over
★loves giving you hickeys
★infact, he just had a biting kink
★expect your chest and thighs to be decorated in purple
★he’ll also bite on your shoulder during sex if he’s tryna keep quiet


Chanyeol:

★foreplay for daysssss
★he loves nothing more than watching you take his fingers
★the fact that he can make you cum with just his fingers amazes him
★will lick his fingers clean after making you cum and savours it
★your moans are the best thing he could listen to
★probs will record them and use them in a song during his free time
★hE WILL HOLD YOUR HAND DURING SEX OMG
★doesn’t care for dom/sub roles
★you either fuck him
★or he fucks you
★what does it matter who’s on top as long as you both are enjoying it?
★D E E P M O A NS
★imagine him eating you out and he moans
★it’ll just vibrate against you
★when he cums, his voice actually gets really high
★wow
★do want


Kyungsoo:

★quiet
★really quiet
★the first few times you were intimate you were worried it wouldn’t feel good
★but he just doesn’t moan
★on the odd glorious occasion he’ll release a growl
★eye contact during the entire thing
★also loves gripping your hips
★love making with him would be soft and make you feel like the most loved person in the world
★but when he decided to go rough on you
★boi
★you’re gonna be sORE
★his plump lips will be stuck to your neck when he’s about to cum
★his heaving after his climax would be so hot


Jongin:

★imo i feel like sex with jongin would be really lazy

★but it would still be mind blowing

★there are the odd occasions when he comes home bursting with energy

★he fucks you into the sofa

★and against the wall

★and in the hallway floor

★and in bed

★and in the shower

★his face would be art

★his bottom lip between his teeth

★his eyes screwed shut

★trying to memorize how your moans sound when they mix with The Weekend’s music

★he doesn’t moan

★he just lets out these breathy gasps

★when he cums he lots out a long breath

★then goes limp


Sehun:

★another member that doesn’t care for dom/sub roles
★he likes what he likes
★loves fucking you until you beg for him to stop
★also loves when you tie him to the bed frame and fuck him
★has really high pitched moans
★he loves being called ‘baby boy’ when you’re on top
★ride him and he’ll give you the world
★he loves being over you when you have sex
★when he cums he whimpers
★your little puppy

BNHA Pool Headcanons
  • The first summer that the students spent in the dorms, all of them immediately had the idea for a pool party. It took some convincing to get Todoroki, Iida, and Kaminari (for obvious reasons) to go along with the idea, but eventually all of Class 1-A, 1-B, a few friends from the sports festival, and The Big Three to go.
  • Because U.A. doesn’t have a pool that’s really suited to swim in (and neither of them want to use the sick water slide at the USJ due to bad memories), they have to convince Aizawa to let them do it.
    • Spoiler: Aizawa says no initially. It takes Yaoyorozu and a long winded speech for him to begrudgingly agree to it. He makes Present Mic go ask Nedzu permission for a fun field trip, and Mic passes this duty onto All Might.
  • Once everything is in order, the students are allowed one day at the pool with Aizawa, Mic, and All Might all chaperoning. A family vacation can be three dads and 50 kids.
  • Once they arrive to this pool facility, three students immediately go in for the cannonball: Kirishima, Togata, and Tetsutetsu (who sinks to the bottom of the pool and Kirishima has to go get him).
  • The goth squad™ (Jirou, Amajiki, Tokoyami, and Shouji) all find a giant umbrella to sit under so they don’t get sunburn. Aizawa ends up joining them since he also wants to avoid the sun.
    • Amajiki gets dragged out by Togata and Hadou though, so he’s in the water eventually.
  • Aizawa can’t swim, so All Might and Present Mic are the ones responsible for saving children. (Aizawa gets put on snack duty).
  • Midoriya makes it his personal mission to make sure everyone is having a good time, and therefore he spends most of the time watching over Iida and Todoroki (who both need to loosen up).
  • Yaoyorozu makes pool floaties for everyone and gives a special frog float to Asui. She also makes goggles for people and some covers for Iida’s engines.
  • Uraraka and Ashido spend their time playing pool games, and Hagakure joins in. Eventually the girls get everyone to Marco Polo.
    • Monoma cheats. Hard. He jumps out of the pool any time the person that’s “it” gets near him. All the rest of the players try to point this out, but he’s back in the pool before he’s caught. Sneaky.
    • Shinsou also “cheats,” singling out Midoriya each time and making him freeze so he can tag him. Midoriya doesn’t actually mind though.
  • Everyone is allowed to DJ at least two songs unless their music taste is superb. Jirou, Uraraka, Sato, and Aoyama have the best taste in music. Bakugo, Tsunotori, and Sero have the worst taste in music.
  • Speaking of Bakugo, guess which Class 1-A member begins the trend of playing chicken? It’s him, and he climbed right on Kirishima’s shoulders and charged at Kaminari, who in turn scrambled onto Sero’s shoulders.
  • All Might was tasked with breaking this up, as several of the boys joined in, including Todoroki and Midoriya. This was a failed task, as All Might lifts up Uraraka and they become unstoppable.
  • At the end of the day, they all scramble onto the bus, mostly sunburnt and tired. The one who had the most fun that day was Asui, as she finally got to spend time doing something she loved. Iida was also a top contender, but he will never admit that he had that much fun goofing off with his classmates.
  • All the students pass out in the dorm common room, and Aizawa just turns the light off and lets them sleep.