this is actually going in stars

IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED we could have had it allllllllll…..

Welcome to my new shipping hell, I’m the only one here and it sucks. But I mean. What if, though. What if Pre Vizsla recognized Maul for all the amazing potential he could have had for Mandalore. What if he saw the Mandalorian spirit Maul had so much of, and genuinely, actually, allied himself with Maul. And Maul claimed the title of Mand’alor not because he killed his predecessor but because the Mandalorian people saw someone worth following. (Although invoking single combat is truly one of the Mandalorian ways of succession, so it was a legitimate path to claiming the right to lead by Mandalorian law. Maul was behaving very much the Mandalorian by doing so in canon and Bo-Katan had no right to complain in that regard. Ugh. Anyway.)

I just really like Death Watch being able to reclaim their heritage and tradition and bring that back to the rest of Mandalore. Maul made an excellent Mandalorian and would have lead them well if canon would have just left him alone.

ANYWAY, ninth in a series of pictures of Maul being happy with a variety of characters as is his right, instead of the fuckery canon gives us.

anonymous asked:

i'm not sure who else to ask and you're one of the few harries i've been agreeing with over the past i guess, year but. is this actually on par with what you expected from him? because to me this just screams SOLO SUPERSTAR and i was always under the impression that he was fighting that image. i just feel like i don't know him. (which, no shit sherlock, but still. i feel like the harry i had in my head is completely different from this Super Star we're seeing Reborn.)

hmm…well, i will admit that it’s different than how i thought a year ago about how he’d go about it. did harry even think he would go about it this way when the hiatus started? who knows tbh. his answers that he’d previously given didn’t seem like it.  i think harry’s grown a lot over the past few years and yeah…while i do think he may not like the concept of ‘celebrity’ or ‘fame’ - especially how he knew it at the time - i think he’s accepted it as part of his job. also, i think him being able to control more aspects of his fame and what is put out into the public sphere has probably made it a lot easier for him to compartmentalize his life.  and i personally think harry just…found his message. but even thinking back, it’s not necessarily that i think harry was against being a solo superstar…but he was definitely against the KIND of solo superstar he was being portrayed as. he’s not a womanizer, he’s not arrogant, he doesn’t hate his bandmates or being in 1D. he’s just NOT that person. so i hope this time he gets to truly show who he is as a person. he seems to have grown into himself  and learned what he wants to do over the past year and who he’s going to be and i’m really proud of him.

titanic-shoe  asked:

So, Amy Schumer pulled out of the Barbie movie. Costing Amy Pascal, the brain trust behind the GB2016 film, to get egg on her face again as the movie has no star, no director, no real cast, and a script that Schumer "worked on," all expected to start production in June due to Mattel setting up a toyline for the film. Schumer, who signed on, walked off with several million in advance from Sony, who are likely to want back a portion only to compensate for the work on her script. This is hilarious.

The whole thing is gonna go tits-up.  And what is Mattel thinking??  Like, who are they actually expecting to go to this movie? Because I can tell you right now–little girls aren’t going to be interested, and neither are most women

Do you remember that study that said something about how staring into a person’s eyes for about twenty minutes vastly increased two people’s chances of falling in love? I remember it was featured in The Sun Is Also A Star by Nicola Yoon (loved the book; go check it out), but it’s actually a real thing. Guess what Call and Aaron spent a significant amount of time doing in TBK? Seeing each other’s souls. Guess what’s helpful to start seeing souls? Staring into the other person’s eyes. They spent quite a bit of time doing this. I can’t breathe

anonymous asked:

ok so imagine after Starcrushed Tom asks Marco about whats been happening. Could you write a fic about this???

Okay you guys are actually going to HATE me for this one. I can’t believe I wrote this and I actually want to cry from it. I hope you guys don’t hate me, there is heartbroken Tom and unrequited love. I know, but trust me, I think it’s pretty good.


Tom ran into Marco’s room with a concerned look. Marco had called him over twelve times and sent him at least thirty texts. But Tom had his phone off, so when he saw he got scared something bad happened. Tom ran over to Marco and looked at the young human. “Marco! What happened?” He asked. Marco looked up and practically jumped into Tom’s arms. Tom was caught totally off guard; he didn’t know what to do with this. It was odd, having somebody just tackle him in a hug like this. But when Tom heard Marco crying he took a breath and tried his best. He hugged Marco gently. “H-hey, i-it’s okay. It’s alright.” Tom tried, unsure.

“She’s gone.” Marco blubbered. Tom pulled away a little bit and looked at Marco curiously.

“Who is gone?” He asked. Marco burst out into tears again and hugged Tom again.

“Star left! She-she had to go back to Mewni!” Marco sobbed. Tom gasped and held Marco closer. Marco was confused; he thought Tom would laugh at him. Maybe that meant that he won the game, and this meant Star would get back together with him. But that didn’t cross the demon’s mind right now.

“Oh Marco, I’m so sorry.” Tom told him. “But… why did you call me?” He asked confused. He and Marco weren’t exactly on good terms.

“I… don’t know.” Marco stopped and actually thought about this. “You were just… the first person I thought of.” Marco admitted. Tom tried to hide his little smile and he felt his heart flutter. Did that mean that Marco liked him? Did somebody like Tom? Tom felt himself get more excited as he thought of all the possible ideas from this. He had a friend! A real friend!

“Well… I’m here for you.” Tom promised. Marco smiled through his tears and dashed back into the demon’s arms. This time Tom didn’t waste anytime in holding him close and comforting the human. “We’ll find her, we’ll find Star. Okay? We’ll get her back for you, and it will all be okay.” Tom promised. Marco smiled again and nodded, he took Tom’s hand and pressed his head against the demon’s forehead.

“Thank you, Tom.” He whispered. Tom felt his heart race at the close contact. Marco felt so warm, and he was so close. Marco was holding him close, and he wanted him, Tom was wanted. Marco squeezed Tom’s hand and the demon let all these new feelings swirl around in his head. Maybe Marco wasn’t a bad guy. Maybe he was really nice and sweet, and made Tom feel… something new.

Tom leaned in slightly, thinking maybe this would be perfect. Maybe they could become closer, and Marco would keep making him feel this amazing feeling he got. Maybe he could kiss him. But before the demon could try to make his move Marco spoke and his daydream crumbled away.

“She told me she had a crush one me.” Marco wiped away a tear. Tom froze and bit his lip, now getting a little nervous.

“W-what did you say?” Tom asked.

“You aren’t mad?” Marco asked. Tom shook his head and Marco continued. “I-I didn’t have a chance to say anything. She ran off too fast.” Marco admitted. Tom nodded and looked down; he felt a little spark of hope when he saw Marco was still holding onto his hand.

“And… how do you feel about her?” Tom asked. His voice was just a shaky whisper.

Marco looked away. “Well… Star has been my best friend for so long, I guess I never thought of her like that.” Marco admitted. Tom felt he could relax, but then Marco continued. “But if I’m being honest… now that I think about, I guess I do have a crush on Star.” Marco finished.

Tom felt his entire world crumble down and very thing shatter. He has heart the expression ‘broken heart’ before, but now he understood. That’s what it felt like, a horrible painful cracking in his chest. He felt heavy, like he couldn’t move or breath. Just sit there and look at Marco. Every bad feeling he could think of, he felt, sadness, embarrassment, anger, despair, humiliation, and any formation of them. Marco looked up and saw Tom’s blank look.

“Are you angry?” Marco asked. “Look I know you like Star but-“

“I’m not mad.” Tom said way too fast. This surprised both of them. Sure Tom felt anger, but it wasn’t really the same thing, and it wasn’t directed at anyone. Not Marco at least. “I’m… thrilled.” Tom choked out.

“Really?” Marco asked, not buying it. Tom put on the biggest fake smile he could.

“Of course. I really do love y-Star!” Tom corrected himself fast. “And if I do, even thought I’m… let down… that this is what’s happening.” Tom used the biggest understatement of the century. He didn’t think he could be so broken at fifteen, but Marco managed to do it in less than ten seconds. “I just want the people I like to be happy, and I want to help them be happy. So if you like Star and want to be with her, let’s go find her! For you… so you two… can be together… and be happy…” Tom finished. He fought back tears as hard as he could.

Marco smiled big and tackled Tom in another hug. “Thank you, Tom! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!” Marco cried. “We’ll really find her?” Marco asked. Tom’s breath hitched and he nodded.

“Of course.” He promised.

“And you aren’t upset? Not at all?” Marco asked. Tom smiled again, but pulled Marco into another hug so he couldn’t see the tear that were escaping.

“I’m nothing but happy! I swear!”

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“Star!”

“Marco!” The duo ran to each other and smashed together in a big hug. They laughed and spun around, happy to be reunited after such a long while. They both forgot about Tom completely, who was standing by the Mewni castle entrance. He was acting as if he would die once he stepped inside. Like a (literal) demon entering a church.

“I’m so happy to see you again!” Marco exclaimed. He and Star started hugging again and talking about how much they loved each other a mile a minute. Every word they spoke was like another knife in Tom’s chest. It was hard to believe it was only metaphorical, Tom could FEEL it. He could feel that pain.

Marco turned around and motioned for Tom to come in. “Tom helped me find you! He didn’t stop until we were together again!” Marco exclaimed.

“He did?” Star asked. Marco nodded and Tom approached them meekly. He wanted to leave; he wanted this to be over. Star smiled big and gave him a hug. “Well then I guess you’re over being into me.” She joked. Tom forced a laugh.

“Yeah, I definitely don’t like you anymore, princess.” He jabbed with a teasing tone. Star laughed and shoved him playfully. It all seemed like a big joke, and Tom was keeping it that way. Marco would never know. He could never tell him.

atomsc  asked:

Hey I watched that Pepe Silvia episode of always sunny. it was pretty good. what would you say are some other good episodes of that show?

i actually haven’t seen all that many episodes of always sunny in their entirety, tbh. one of these days i’m gonna sit down and watch it on netflix

the one where the entire episode is just them going on family feud (with keegan-michael key guest starring as their steve harvey stand-in) is fucking gold though

Power Rangers Relationship Headcanons - Kimberly and Jason

MOVIE IS STILL OUT!! GO SEE IT!!! Moving onto Kim’s set of relationship headcanons. First off: Princess of my Heart and her Beefy Knight.

  • Of course she knew who he was. Star quarterback that destroyed the Angel Grove Tiger’s chances of winning the season with a stupid prank disaster? The news came to her like a flock of pigeons to seed.
  • But she never really talked to him, like, actually strike up a conversation with him or anything of the sorts. She had a boyfriend already and didn’t want to ruin her reputation by conversing with a ‘criminal’ (which is a complete overstatement in her mind).
  • But after the whole chain of events that lead her to being in an earth-defending superhero squad, she begins to actually talk to him and befriends him pretty easily, even though her only form of conversation with others after deciding to move away from insults and such is sarcasm.
  • Though there is no way that she’d leave with him in a van, to run away forever and never return to such a small town that has ruined her life.
  • So when he comes to her with the proposal of taking a road trip to New York, she’s hesitant at first.
  • ‘I know you don’t want to run away for whatever reason, so i thought of an alternative, you in?’
  • She pauses before answering, arms crossed. 
  • ‘…Sure.’
  • They give their family their farewells and for the entire summer of 2017, they run away in Jason’s van, which is a lot nicer than Kim thought it would be.
  • It’s a messy start. Kim can’t read maps that well and traffic is a nightmare in some places but it works out in the end. 
  • At night they park on the side of the freeway or get a motel and fall asleep cuddled up to each other, staring longingly into each others eyes with only some crappy ikea christmas lights as illumination. No need to make love, the company and romantic attraction is already enough to sate them. 
  • Kim’s the latter half to realise she loves him, it takes a while but how much admiration and love he has for her is shown on that trip and she does love him, she loves him so so much.
  • They return and after that they’re the hottest new topic in Angel Grove. They couldn’t care less????
  • Kim is actually quite surprised at who Jason really is when they begin to date. He’s a soft beefy teddy bear who loves scrapbooking and baking snacks and loves his family and Kim just???? wants to smooch and love him.
  • Though Kim is kind of annoyed when she falls asleep with him and wakes up to find him clinging to her and she can’t get out of his hold it’s impenetrable.
  • Kim sends snapchats to Trini of her with Jason sleeping over the top of her with the caption ‘help’.
  • Alternatively, Kim comforting Jason when he has nightmares about Rita and anything that the red power coin came with. 
  • She notices that his disastrous stunt has risked his relationship with his dad??? Sometimes when she’s over at his place, she hears them argue downstairs before Jason returning in a fit of tears.
  • ‘I just wish he knew what i can do now. He’s ashamed that i’m his son.’ ‘I’m sure that he’s still proud to have you as a son, even if he doesn’t know about the rangers.’
  • Kim’s mom is a bit hesitant of Kim to start dating Jason, since she also knows about Jason’s little disaster that now makes the whole town hate him. But Kim’s Dad only gives him the stern warning of not breaking his baby girl’s heart.
  • ‘Don’t worry sir, breaking your daughter’s heart is something i would never think of doing.’ *flashbacks of Trini’s warnings after he and kim start dating.*
  • Jason eventually bonds with Kim’s mother over cooking? ‘Kim, we’re having that boy over every night for dinner.’ ‘Mother please.’ 
  • Kim being very honoured to be deemed second in command and given control of the team if something where to happen to Jason. 
  • Kim using Jason as a weight turing their work out sessions together? ‘Do I even weight anything to you.’ ‘No, it’s like i’m holding a bundle of grapes.’
  • She always has his back in actual fights. When she gets her power bow she always picks off enemies from afar that would pose a threat. She’s his extra eyes and ears in fights.
  • But Kim notices how protective he is of her to a point where he’d take devastating hits for her and she has to tell him ‘no???? stop???? do not pull that ‘i’d die for you crap’????’ 
  • Even though they never really interacted at the start, their relationship had grown and changed since becoming rangers. Jason’s so soft and sweet and nice and full of leadership and she’ll always love him and follow him and be his second in command.

Power Rangers 2017 Relationship Headcanons (13/40)

ok so Leia was heading to Obi-wan before the Battle of Scarif, and before she ever knew she or anyone would have the plans. It wasn’t just a last resort, “vader’s bout to get us we gotta go somewhere” decision. the fact that she was going to Obi-wan is probably the reason she was with the rebels and not on Alderaan.

so think in the context that a) Bail was knowingly sending his daughter, who has the genes of one of the most powerful force users ever, to go get a Jedi, b) Bail knew that he was sending the biological child of Anakin to Anakin’s former master and friend, c) Obi-wan definitely would knows who Leia is, d) Bail knows that Obi-wan is keeping an eye on Luke.

I’m not saying Bail Organa knowingly sent his force sensitive daughter to the only fully trained Jedi he knew how to get in touch with and also her force sensitive brother, but Bail Organa knowingly sent his force sensitive daughter to the only fully trained Jedi he knew how to get in touch with and also her force sensitive brother. Because he and Mon Mothma decided things had gotten to this point.

the thing I love most about Kirk’s string of ex lovers across the galaxy is that every time he runs into one he’s like 

“!!!!! How are you!! I missed you so much!! How’s your career?? Successful?? I’m so happy for you!! Haha, remember that time we almost got married!! But both of our careers were in the way?? That hasn’t changed but I’m still kinda in love with you and I’m happy you’re doing well!!! Goodbye forever again it’s a shame we never got married but I understand!!”

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“Weird Al” has played:

-Himself but yellow (Simpsons)

-Himself but himself (Johnny Bravo)

-Himself but a Grand Dad (Weird Al Show)

-Himself but the best super hero (Weird Al Show)

-Himself but designed ugly (Sabrina)

-A freaking squid (Billy and Mandy)

-A cross between his 80s self and current self (Lilo and Stitch)

-Himself but CGI (Back at the Barnyard)

-Robot peeps (Transformers)

-Himself but with the second best super hero (Batman)

-A banana spaceman (Adventure Time)

-A brain villain [he was also a certain super hero and a manager] (Mad)

-A pony [which may or may not have made me a brony] (My Little Pony)

-Smart dude (Gravity Falls)

-An actually funny scene in this awful show (Teen Titans Go)

-Banana doctor clown guy (Wander Over Yonder)

-Anyone (The 7D)

-Squidward (Voltron)

-Some guy (Star V.S. the Forces of Evil - not pictured)

-Someone who might have killed someone (Milo Murphy’s Law; main character - not pictured)

-A robot who is quite weird (Uncle Grandpa - not pictured) -A dog (BoJack Horseman - not pictured)

This is why you should love “Weird Al”.

Earth is basically a fantasy world with an overzealous writer

Writer: “Hey, can I show you my new fantasy world?” 

Editor: “Sure, let me take a look…” 

Writer: “Thanks! I’d love to know what you think.” 

Editor: “Wait, I’m confused. Where’s the habitable zone? It looks like you’ve got lifeforms covering the entire planet.” 

Writer: “Oh right, so this is cool. The idea is that this world actually rotates as it orbits its nearby star, so instead of having a dark side and a light side with a habitable zone in the middle, both sides go through a constant light/dark cycle, making it so the whole planet is a habitable zone! Neat, huh?” 

Editor: “Huh, that’s… an interesting idea. But, it looks like you’ve got animals and cultures in different climates too. How does that work if the whole world is being evenly heated rotisserie-style?” 

Writer: “I’m glad you asked! See, the rotation of this world actually spins on a kind of tilted axis that oscillates back and forth. This makes the heating more even towards the middle, while the top and the bottom have more extreme climate fluctuations.” 

Editor: “I gotta be honest, this whole climate system seems needlessly complicated. Plus, you’ve got populations living thousands of miles inland. Do you realize that keeping everything hydrated would take an impossible amount of irrigation resources?” 

Writer: “Yeah, yeah! I thought of that too! It works because the air on this world is full of invisible dust particles, so when water evaporates there it condensates on the dust and accumulates into these HUGE floating bodies of water, which drift around everywhere and-” 

Editor: “Stop, just stop, OK? Look, using one or two of these ideas could be neat, but nobody’s going to take you seriously if you keep cramming in more and more crazy stuff like this. You need to tone it down a bit.” 

Writer: “…” 

Writer: “So can I tell you about the cool magnetic force field?” 

Editor: *sigh* 

The Signs Driving

Z O D I A C G U I D E  / /  I G

Aries: actually pretty mellow but they can get feisty

Taurus: practically the greatest getaway driver you could have

Gemini: has the most bomb ass playlists going at all times

Cancer: either wayy too concentrated or wayy not

Leo: doesn’t even drive yet so is just chillin

Virgo: has major road rage issues and gets mad at everyone on the road

Libra: speedy driver but is somehow safe about it wtf

Scorpio: literally the best ever no questions asked

Sagittarius: makes everyone in the car nervous cuz is always worried

Capricorn: pretty normal driver tbh is aggressive when necessary 

Aquarius: follows the rulebook and is the best designated driver

Pisces: doesn’t look when they back up and hopes for the best

when cassian told jyn “you’re not the only one who lost everything” he was referring to his own tragic backstory, which is that back in the ninth grade at Tatooine High he asked luke to prom and luke said he couldn’t go because his aunt and uncle wouldn’t let him so then cassian didn’t go to prom at all and just stayed in his room the whole night listening to art angels and crying but then the next morning he heard from camie who heard from fixer who heard from windy that luke actually did in fact go to prom and to make things even worse he went with star quarterback biggs darklighter and luke and biggs told everyone there that they were just going as friends but janek sunber says he saw luke and biggs making out WITH TONGUE in the boys’ bathroom so cassian skipped class to go sit on the bleachers behind the school and listen to art angels and cry but he neglected to realize that he was missing the last trigonometry test of the year so he flunked trig and then it was either go to summer school or run away from home and join the rebel alliance