this is actual me

MAPPA taking my life, halp

me: *breathes*

MAPPA: *confirmed theory*

me: OH MY GOOOODD I’m dying I knew it I knew it I knew it I can’t believ-

MAPPA: *viktor’s ass*

me: HOLY SHIIT how can i tatto an image in my brain oh my fuCKING GOD VIKT-

MAPPA: *new official art*

me: oh holy jesuschrist A NEW OFFICIAL ART I’M SO BLESSED look at them they look so-

MAPPA: *another*

me: WOWOWOWO another ?? wow seriously guys this is amaz-

MAPPA: *another*

me: wait wait oh, yas that’s wonderful but I’m still looking-

MAPPA: *another*

me: OKAY YOU MUST BE KIDDING M-

MAPPA: *another*

ME: W-WAIT A MINUT-

MAPPA: *another*

me: HOW MANY OFFICIAL AR-

MAPPA: *viktor’s nendoroid*

MAPPA *official art*

MAPPA: *another official art*

MAPPA: *your dreams and money*

I’m seeing a lot of young transgender or non-binary people out there freaking out or going completely silent and removing all their info from their bios in light of the recent news in America. And I get that, I really, truly do.

But I also want you guys to know that it’s safe to come talk to me if you’re feeling pressured or scared or angry or whatever you’re feeling. If you’re comfortable with talking to me, go for it. :)

Secondly, if you’ve spoken to me about your gender for whatever reason, and are feeling scared about someone else finding out or you being being outed for any reason, please know that I will never reveal anything we have spoken about, anything you have sent to me or asked me about (as an anon or not) to anyone. What we discuss is private, and unless you give me permission to respond publicly or speak about it to others, it will stay between us. Always.

we dem (tres horny) bois 

Life tends to get extremely busy, and when I post starter calls, they end up getting buried and I feel horrible about it! So I’m bringing back a [ new ] permanent starter call! Basically, if you like this post — you are wanting my muse and I to : 

  • give you ramen on a daily basis. 
  • jump into your inbox. 
  • post random starters for you. 
  • send you memes or become the meme.
  • make graphics for you when the inspiration hits. 
  • IM you and give you more free ramen ( and some love ). 
  • and just let me love you in general? 

This will help me keep track of the people who want this nerd to come and bother them ♥!

anonymous asked:

hi! i'm really excited to read the new story! maybe if you don't want to post the whole thing, you can just post a sneak peek of it? pleaseee???

okay, since you asked so nicely! here are roughly the first 1000 words :)

There are days that he regrets this.

The decks of the Jolly Roger are covered in salt water, blood, and gunpowder. His men are weary, quiet, and in need of solace on land- hopefully including a good bath for each and every one.

Captain Hook is what he insists upon being called. It helps keep curious sailors away from the flag of the Jolly and it’s as gruesome a name as it is a story. But in truth, he’s just a man seeking justice and when he gets it, he’ll find rest once more.

Killian Jones is who he really is at his heart. Killian Jones- a lost boy. A broken man.

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