this is about as holy shit as they come

Just a typical NCT day...

I love how the first thing Taeyong did when he picked a room was wash his hands, our little clean bby

can you imagine him at the dorm after practice?

the boys coming back, all sweaty and stinky

they all stumble through the door, relieved to finally be able to sit down

and that moment when they realize ‘holy shit there’s a lot of us’

and freeze, looking at each other for three seconds

all of a sudden, taeyong is fucking bolting through the dorm

tripping over shoes, slipping on the jacket ten left out, knocking the dream boys out the fucking way, screaming about ‘I CALL DIBS’

jisung gets shoved into the wall, jaehyun has to cuddle and tearing up maknae

tae skids to a stop to gently shuffle jaemin out the way before resuming his panicked running

he does, in fact, trip over the hover board he told the dream bby to put away earlier and nearly breaking his knee cap

doyoung saying to yuta, ‘he does know there’s two bathrooms….right?’

taeyong slamming the bathroom door open and crashing into the shower with a sigh of relief

mark’s beautiful cackle blasting through the living room over tae nearly dying to get to the bathroom first

HOWDY HO YA’LL IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF ‘LISTEN TO VAL BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO TELL YOU’ BEAUTY AND THE BEAST LIVE ACTION VERSION

  • the costume designs in this movie    I    c a n n o t      b e l i e v e
  • the set design too, holy shit
  • this beast ain’t gonna take your shakespeare bullshit here take the whole fuckin’ library and then you come talk to me about romances this is unbelievable
  • I don’t give a fuck I will fight everybody about Le Fou
  • I’ll punch a wasp I don’t give a fuck
  • Belle can sing ya’ll— like I don’t know if the design firm behind the trailers just autotuned the fuck out of the audio they were given but she sounds great
  • okay I’m sorry I work in the CGI field and half of this movie was just me freaking out about the rendering of the beast’s fur and his expressions, they did so great, holy shit, ugh, I was so impressed I’m fucking mad about it
  • seriously dan stevens was physically in this movie for maybe three minutes and the rest of it was face/motion capture and he just shines throughout the whole goddamn thing
  • belle whacks multiple people with sticks, it was good times
  • HER YELLOW DRESS WAS SO AMAZING YA’LL YOU HAD YOUR DOUBTS BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT SHIT WAS GORGEOUS
  • Le Fou, again, I’mma fight people
  • adlkjflkjdg I DON’T WANT TO GET TOO SPOILERY BUT THE GROWL????? THE G R O W L???????
  • AUDRA MCDONALD????? WHY YOU GOTTA GO SO HARD??????
  • Stanley Tucci was in this movie? Like holy fuck?
  • Gaston????? Like holy shit????? He wasn’t so bad in the beginning but as the movie went on he just got creepier and creepier and creepier?????
  • Is it just me or were there a shit ton of interracial couples in this movie? I counted at least five, I think? I KNOW THAT IS SUCH A LOW BAR TO SET BUT I WAS HAPPY TO SEE IT IN A HUGE ASS DISNEY FILM
  • FUCKING LE FOU’S LINE IN KILL THE BEAST ‘Marching off to battle, yet I fear the wrong monsters have been released’
  • LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?????
  • WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEEL FOR A MINOR CHARACTER LIKE THIS, DISNEY
  • “some of them are in greek.”
  • “was— was that a joke? are you joking now?”
HOLY FUCK HERE COME THE SPOILERS BECAUSE A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN EPISODE 10 OF YURI ON ICE

FIRST OF ALL IT’S VICTOR’S FUCKING POV

TALKING HAVING NEGLECTED LIFE AND LOVE HERE PEOPLE.

THEN HE CALLS YURI A SLEEPING BEAUTY

THEN HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT YURI’S HOME

I FUCKING KNEW HE FELL IN LOVE HERE.

WTF VICTOR YOU ARE SO IN LOVE TO NOTICE SHIT LIKE THAT

BUT THEN YURI TAKES THEM INTO A JEWELLERY STORE?!?!

HONESTLY VICTOR I HAD THE SAME FACE AT THIS POINT

THIS IS HAPPENING

HOLY SHIT

I’M DEAD. I’M HONESTLY DEAD RIGHT NOW.

OUR CAPTAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN  THINKING MARRIAGE YURI (but come on you don’t buy rings unless you’re being romantic) BUT VICTOR IS NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY. HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS

ALSO I LIKE HOW EVERYONE IS JUST HAPPY FOR THEM BECAUSE SHIT YES.

THIS WHOLE BEACH SCENE FUCKED ME UP. HE LOVES YURI SO MUCH.

THEN THE CREDITS BECAUSE i DIDN’T MENTION IT ABOVE BUT APPARENTLY YURI GOT DRUNK AND ENTERED INTO DANCE BATTLES WITH EVERYONE AT LAST YEARS BANQUET BUT I ONLY CARE ABOUT HIM DANCING WITH VICTOR BECAUSE LOOK AT IT

WHY IS THAT SECOND ONE SO FUCKING HOT? I NEED TO KNOW FOR SCIENCE

ALKDFAOPDSFIFDSAOPIHRAAKDSFADSLHDSALFJKA

FUCKING WHAT?!?

THEN APPARENTLY HE ASKED VICTOR TO BE HIS COACH?!? AT THE BANQUET WHILE DRUNK AND LOOK AT HOW VICTOR FUCKING LOOKED AT HIM WHEN HE ASKED

I TAKE IT BACK. HE TOTALLY WAS IN LOVE WITH YURI OR AT LEAST INFATUATED BEFORE HE EVEN FUCKING SHOWED UP AT HIS HOUSE


I AM SO FUCKING DEAD


BONUS:

YURIO AND OTABEK BECOMING FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH FIGHTERS WHICH WAS BEAUTIFUL BUT I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE FACT VICTUURI GOT FUCKING ENGAGED (in Victor’s mind at least. Yuri will get there eventually if he hasn’t already)

just like, everything about victor being this stand-out star his whole life and now he’s 27 and just hasn’t had a chance even to know what it is to do anything except dedicate himself to work, and suddenly there’s this other man who comes out of nowhere and pulls him into a night of pure unadulterated unashamed goofy fun and then begs him to visit his family and victor’s like holy shit. holy shit. so this is what it’s like to live

until then he finally accepts that request and packs up his whole life to a foreign country and does dedicate himself to helping this other man, and for the first time in his life he feels like he’s really living and he’s loving and being loved and he’s just never been so happy in his whole goddamn life

everything about this is so pure and happy and good and i love this so much, like, i absolutely adore this, it’s just so uplifting and heartwarming about people being each other’s inspirations and finding answers and strength in people/places you didn’t know were out there and honestly??? it’s so INNOCENT and when do we ever get to say a mlm or wlw relationship in media is innocent??? sign me the fuck up i love this show so much

Okay but what about after Yuuri finally wore himself out from all that dancing:
- Victor got away from him for all of maybe 30 seconds to catch his breath and sit down for a minute to try to process what just happened
- but Yuuri isn’t giving him a break
- oh no
- he comes right over and plops himself down on Victor’s lap and starts happily chatting at him in Japanese
- Victor doesn’t understand a goddamn word but holy shit this man is too cute even with the language barrier
- at one point Yuuri boops Victor on the nose and then lapses into uncontrollable giggles
- Victor almost cries
- oh fucking god this is too much for his glass skater’s heart
- eventually Yuuri starts really wearing out and is leaning his head on Victor’s shoulder and probably could have fallen asleep right there on his lap
- and Victor would be 100% okay with this
- but then Celestino sweeps in and apologizes for this drunk mess that’s draped all over Victor and tries to get Yuuri up, come on, time to go back to your room before you pass out on the leading champion of men’s figure skating
- Yuuri makes this more difficult because he latches on to Victor like a barnacle and almost has to be pried off
- Victor does not help at all
- really it’s okay, you can leave him here, i don’t mind
- Celestino thinks Victor is just being polite
- NO CELESTINO, HES A MAN IN LOVE WITH THIS SLOPPY DRUNK
- Celestino eventually does get Yuuri up and shuffles him out the door
- Yuuri blows Victor a kiss on the way out
- the minute they’re gone Victor is like OKAY WHO IN THE ROOM KNOWS JAPANESE, I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME WHAT HE WAS SAYING TO ME
- ‘well Mr Nikiforov it was kind of hard to make out because he was slurring so much but he was definitely talking about your eyes a lot. He, um. Also said some things that. Shouldn’t be repeated in polite company.’
- THERE’S A STRIPPER POLE IN THIS ROOM, TELL ME WHAT HE SAID
- ‘um. He said he. wanted your. Um. A piece of your anatomy. In his mouth. Are you okay Mr Nikiforov. Why are you lying down on the floor.’
- Five minutes later Victor realizes that he didn’t get Yuuri’s number and tears the room apart trying to find someone who knows it
- but Yuuri didn’t have any good friends at that Grand Prix and he’s not very social at this point so no luck, no one has his number
- and Yuuri isn’t very active on social media so that’s another dead end
- god it’s like Cinderella showed up and got drunk and then just took off after stealing the prince’s heart and left his pants behind instead of a glass shoe
- Victor is so frustrated
- Yuri and Yakov have to deal with a sad mopey Victor all the way back to St Petersburg
- BUT THEN!!!! THE VIDEO!!!!!! ITS DESTINY CALLING!!!!!! time to drop everything and run off to japan to find his true love ❤️
- who still doesn’t remember shit 💔
- but it’s okay. love will win in the end

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Holy shit. I was feeling really bad today because I haven’t been consistent with my workouts for the past two weeks but I also just realized that I should still be proud because of how far I’ve come considering I’ve lost 80 pounds in less than a year. I started in size 18 pants in June and am currently in a size 6. I need to keep telling myself that it’s all about progress and not perfection. Even though I’m stuck at the same weight and I have been for about two weeks, I am still worlds away from where I started in 2016 and I’m feeling the best that I’ve ever felt in my life. Time to get serious and get back on it because running my mouth won’t make shit happen.

rewatching the show after ep 10 like everyone else and just… remember that scene in ep 7? the carpark scene?

these are viktor’s reactions to yuuri crying

and like we all knew even before ep 10 that he probably felt guilty and distraught about his tactic backfiring and causing such distress to yuuri. and certainly it doesn’t excuse the fact that it was a dick move to do in the first place

but like coming into it now with the knowledge that #ViktorFellFirst it just reminds me of those times when you fuck up so bad you make someone you care really deeply about cry in front of you

(yuuri. hun. that’s like the last thing he wants to do.)

(is it possible for someone to fall even deeper in love than this russian bean at this moment)

and you just. you try your best to fix the situation and apologise because holy shit. the love of your fucking life is in fucking tears in front of you because of something you yourself did. and even after your apologies you still feel like pond scum for like hours after

i bet that’s exactly what viktor felt like, considering ep 10 hindsight and all

so like. no wonder he got so euphoric after yuuri’s quad flip and just fuckign kissed him on international television.

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ok but how come no one is talking about this beautiful piano cover of yuri on ice like holy shit it looks is so difficult to play

i gotta organize my thoughts on why evermore has me so shook

1) it’s just so goddamn beautiful. and goddamn dan stevens + beast voice growliness???? good shit ok. good damn good shit. 

2. it comes at the PERFECT thematic moment for beast. certain characters just wouldn’t pour their heart out in song format like that. they just wouldn’t. and beast is one of them, he wouldn’t, not until he’s at his lowest would he sing-monologue like that. the song comes at the exact right point in the story. holy shit good timing 10/10

c - he doesn’t have anything against belle herself for leaving. sad as heck she’s gone? yes. convinced he’s never gonna see her again and SUPER sad about that? yes. but angry at her for leaving??? no??? not at all??? damn dude. that’s some goddamn character development. 

ii. he’s been so affected by her she’ll forever inspire him and that is just. goddamn disney. that’s it y’all are done you can’t top that, that’s the pinnacle representation of romantic love. could anyone else even??

b) he’s so completely convinced she’d never come back to him. im so sad. oh, guy. dude. i feel so bad for you. im so sorry you poor sad bastard. “i’ll fool myself she’ll walk right in” oh my god guy you can’t even imagine she’d want to come back to you. 

somebody help me i’ve been listening to this song on repeat for 13 hours and crying

”Why do you want them to come out so badly, anyways?“

I DID MY WAITING
TWELVE YEARS OF IT
IN AZKABAN

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Now before I begin, NO. I am not taking requests on Nextale AUs or specific characters for said AUs. This is purely for fun and personal enjoyment and if I want to do more of these will depend on if/when my motivation and inspiration are properly aligned. Failure to acknowledge this will result in your request messages being automatically deleted.

🌙: Anyway, where to begin here.

In regards to the idea of “NexSwap”, I was always indifferent. Yesterday, when I saw the fanart of the NS-Skelebros, I was like “oh that’s cool!”

And then the ideas for NexSwap Frisk and Chara came and then they didn’t stop coming.

Holy shit, think about it! Beautiful Queen Chara is Magnificently Edgy King Frisk, the cold and calculating leader of the army and admittedly a bit more of a loose cannon compared to Nextale’s more composed Queen. (also fyi, I don’t mean actual kings and queens, that’s just my pet names for em.) and seriously look at this guy he is edgy as fuuuuuuuk

And the Queen here is a badass female protagonist~! Compared to NT!Frisk, she is definitely less shy and actually pretty sweet during certain times :D Also….determination katanas. Her design feels a bit more…ornate compared to Frisk’s. Actually, I think I might go ahead and tweak it a bit sometime…later.

Oh god, the thoughts don’t stop there! I get shit like “HHHH NEXTALE FRISK/CHARA VS NEXSWAP FRISK/CHARA I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE” and then the fun thought like “NexShift” and just….oh god help. 

Anyway ye, this be the designs for NexSwap Chara and Frisk~! I enjoyed this a lot~

also lots of people want NexSwap Frisk for Christmas, help

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The Hamilton Mixtape Track List (Out Dec. 2, 2016)

  1. No John Trumbull (Intro) – The Roots
  2. My Shot (Rise Up Remix) - The Roots featuring Busta Rhymes, Joell Ortiz & Nate Ruess
  3. Wrote My Way Out – Nas, Dave East, Lin-Manuel Miranda & Aloe Blacc
  4. Wait For It – Usher
  5. An Open Letter (Interlude) - Watsky featuring Shockwave
  6. Satisfied - Sia featuring Miguel & Queen Latifah
  7. Dear Theodosia - Regina Spektor featuring Ben Folds
  8. Valley Forge (Demo) - Lin-Manuel Miranda
  9. It’s Quiet Uptown – Kelly Clarkson
  10. That Would Be Enough – Alicia Keys
  11. Immigrants (We Get The Job Done) – K'naan, Snow Tha Product, Riz MC, Residente
  12. You’ll Be Back – Jimmy Fallon & The Roots
  13. Helpless –Ashanti featuring Ja Rule
  14. Take A Break (Interlude) - !llmind
  15. Say Yes To This - Jill Scott
  16. Congratulations - Dessa
  17. Burn – Andra Day
  18. Stay Alive (Interlude) - J.PERIOD & Stro Elliot
  19. Cabinet Battle 3 (Demo) - Lin-Manuel Miranda
  20. Washingtons By Your Side – Wiz Khalifa
  21. History Has Its Eyes On You – John Legend
  22. Who Tells Your Story - The Roots featuring Common & Ingrid Michaelson
  23. Dear Theodosia (Reprise) - Chance The Rapper & Francis and The Lights
Park Fucking Chanyeol appreciation post ;)

If you are not ready for an explosion of sexy Chanyeol then you are not ready for this. 

Just because I really love this picture, let’s start with that.

Just imagine this guy when he’s getting real into it….

When one of the others feels the need to bring up how loud you were last night and there is no way for him to not get cocky about it

Imagine stepping out of the shower only to come face to face with this smirking little shit.

“I’ll wait for you in the bedroom…”

Him making “suggestive” faces at you because you know what you have planned tonight…

When it is getting hot in here

When you say something that has his mind wandering in a not-so-holy direction and he tries to play it off because you are in public Park Chanyeol,control yourself

I don’t think there needs to be anything said for this to liven up your imagination ;)

ugggghhhh fuck off you giant panty-dropper of a man

When you’ve been a bad girl and it’s up to Daddy Chanyeol to give you a lesson

Nuh uh we’ve got a close up of this one already, don’t be a greedy shit

He knows exactly what he wants…and when he wants it

Fuck offfffffff

When you get home late and he’s sitting in the kitchen and you know you’re going to get it

Uh well I just I mean He THISGIFISTOOMUCHFORMETOBEABLETOTHINKCLEARLYBECAUSEHOTDAMNSON


~SRM

  • me: yeah, my illness is awful and theres not much i can do to help it.
  • someone: well
  • me: oh no
  • someone: maybe
  • me: here we go again
  • someone: if you
  • me: come on man dont say it
  • someone: just lost/gained
  • me: please, please stop before its too late
  • someone: some weight,
  • me: fuck no, stop it now
  • someone: youd feel better!
  • me: holy fuck thats not how that works, but you just had to say it didnt you? what kind of dumb shit are you talking about?

Holy shit words can’t even describe that scene. Like I could watch that scene over and over again in pure awe. Well not for the first time because I was internally screaming but now I’m watching it in awe. Stiles has come so far. It’s just truly amazing to see this boy finally confident in front of the girl he’s had a crush on for so long. And her face. HER FACE. H E R F A C E. she loved it. She loved everything about it. She loves him. Simply said.