If you know me, then you know I have an amazing boyfriend named Jordan longdistancecubsfan and an undying love for Taylor Swift. Put those two things together and I’m as happy as a peach. (Honestly where did that saying come from?) On February 13th, I was given a Valentine’s Day card and in it was a secret message, not unlike the ones in Taylor’s album booklets, which said “April 13th promposal.” …So today is April 13th.
[Image description: Six Valentine’s day cards, each containing coloured text inside of white rectangles set on different watercolor paper patterns. The cards read, “I would leave the house for you”, “You make me happy flap”, “You are my new special interest”, “I want to make you a part of my routine”, “Let’s stim together”, and “I want you to infodump to me”.]
Happy Valentine’s, tumblr friends! In honour of the holiday I redid my aAutistic/neurodivergent cards from last year. Please feel free to use them! They are big so that you can print them out. I love you all! ♡
i made some valentines cards for that certain otherkin in your life. a lot of the pick up lines are from/inspired by otherkinpickuplines, who were wonderful enough to allow me to use them! thanks so much!
if you’d like to request some for a certain kintype, feel free to message me and i’ll do my best to get it done! more are to come! :D
Not just a fake ass love letter, but some fuckin glitter on top of it: the herpes of crafts!
If you order this you will receive: -a custom sarcastic letter from me, your rude internet friend (about me) -a ton of inconvenient glitter that goes EVERYWHERE when you open it -appreciation that you apparently like me and/or the things I blog about (invisible) -you can pretend this is from your secret admirer, I won’t tell unless you piss me off
*recommended for enemies or really sassy friends
**** I only accept Paypal, if you use Stripe, I will fucking drive to your house and yell in your face.