this is a thing y'all

Backstory: We’re interrogating the leader of a group of cannibals. I’m a rouge, and I’m in a group with a gunslinger, a ranger, and a bard.

Mayor: I’ll die before I tell you anything!

Me: I slit his throat.

Gunslinger: We’re trying to get information.

Me: I slit his throat.

GM: Ire slits his throat.

Ranger: Why the hell did you do that you moron.

Me: I roll to compel the gods to put his spirit back into his body.

The entire party: what.

Me: *rolls nat20 plus 13*

GM: Jesus Christ, Ire somehow convinces the gods to gingerly put the guy back in his body and heal his wounds.

Me: What were you saying about dying first?

Mayor: What the fuck is wrong with you.

hey everyone, I got news

hi it’s me the deadman, i hardly ever make a text post but this is important,  okay so tommorrow will officially be the last update for the comic that’ve been working on for months, “Return to the Lab”, it is a stranger things comic i’ve been working on for months now a lot of things have happned in those months and now i can officailly say that the comic finally comes to a close tommorrow morning, I am just putting the finishing touches to it as i type this, and well i just wanted to let everyone know so they can see it, i can’t thank everyone who’s read my comic enough, every like, every reblog ,and every comment is truly something i appreciate and i can’t thank everyone enough for joining me on the journey of everyone’s favorite kids, the stranger things kids.the fact that i set out to make this comic as a way to pass the time during the hiatus and stressing out when i thought I was not going to be able to finish the comic before season 2 started always frightened me and to see that i made it, is truly something. and so yeah, thank you all so much and i’ll see you tommorow for the final chapter of “Return to the Lab”.

i just want everyone to know that i’m about to use a fruity face mask and there’s  glitter  literally everywhere around me.

send me one?
  • honey: you seem nice!
  • puppy: I would like to talk to you.
  • candy: You’re sweet!
  • bunny: I like you’re blog!
  • sunflower: I want to reblog everything you post!
  • cookie: can we be friends?
  • bee: you're funny.
  • roses: you're beautiful.
  • paws: you're a cutie.
  • baby chick: you make me smile.
  • chocolate: I love seeing you on my dash.
  • kitten: we don't talk much
  • dolphin: you're too dramatic.
  • strawberry: marry me?
  • moonlight: I think about you sometimes.
  • sunlight: we're mutuals and I love u
  • cheesecake: I hate youuu
  • rainbow: I don't like you.
  • cherries: you're annoying
  • cloud: hewwo?
  • fireflies: delete your blog
  • turquoise: you make me cringe.
  • soft: you're Unfunny.
  • fawn: I look up to you.
  • magic: I love talking to you.
  • icecream: I love you
  • hearts: I'm in love with you.

the silliest thing about people who say that the trans peter parker headcanon is unrealistic is that they’re talking about a boy who: was bitten by a radioactive spider, got super powers from the spider bite rather than fucking dying, dresses in a red and blue spandex bodysuit, and then he uses his newfound powers to fight an old man that dresses up like a vulture

but somehow the concept of him being trans is the unrealistic thing there??? okay

who deserves happiness and everything good in the world?

me: sees a group of kids riding bikes
me: uhh what kind of stranger things and IT plagiarism :/


uhhhh anyways mary’s the only character i can draw and i love her