this is a thing that's happening now

the thing about the show i was thinking earlier was like if tfp was somehow real or johnlock just doesnt happen in the lost special even (unlikely) now because they like? are super into dragging will they wont they out- like either thats not true and we get the good ending soon bc shits going on or, shittier ending but, if theyre not completely kfkadjal on another planet theyll realize they went too far and just. give us the fucking kiss . but like either way i’m just gonna be chillin over here bc i think one way or another it’ll end not horrible so idk

anonymous asked:

so before when t*sya was all about becho i was like lol thats sad but like i kind of understood that maybe she thought if she could (fucking singlehandedly lmfao) make the ship a thing with the fandom that that would keep getting her a shit ton of screen time (its happened before side eye emoji) but now that bob is so clearly like 'what tf is a becho' it seems like next level desperate but less about her job and more about her personal life........ if you catch my drift

Why are you bullying woc tasya telephone

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing

Jack Zimmermann Is Not Good At Flirting

Shitty: Okay, so your crushing on Bits, now what are you gonna do about it?

Jack: I’ve given this a lot of thought and I think I’m going to seduce him with my superior athletic skill 

Shitty:

Jack:

Shitty: Thats the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Jack: How dare you! I have an elaborate three pronged plan! I made a binder! *hands shitty the binder*

Shitty: Step one find bittle….step two seduce Bittle with my superior athletic skill….Step three…Jack does that say marriage? 

Jack: I needed a third prong…it’s a three prong plan…I’m not going to go after Bittle with a Two pronged plan Shitty thats just embarrassing. 

Shitty: You wrote Mr. Jack Bittle in the margins…

Jack: Oh I’m sorry, would you rather I make Bittle change his name? And what Shits? make our son grow up Rocket Gretsky Zimmermann I don’t think so. 

Shitty: Wait I’m sorry…you have your children names picked out…and you chose Rocket Gretsky? You know it’s guys like you that make me call myself Shitty.

Jack: Like the hockey players? also if you say it fast it sounds like Rocket Jetski which is just a cool bonus. 

Shitty: Oh yeah I’ll bet Bitty will love that. 

Jack: Yea-ohmygod! what am I gonna call Bittle when we get married? Should I start calling him Eric just to test it out?

Shitty: Uh…Okay well how about instead of marriage…you could just try coffee? 

Jack:  but how will I fit in the seducing? 

Shitty: I’m really not understanding how the seducing would work…I mean are you gonna like give him a lap dance or-

Jack: No! I’m just gonna like *waves hands around* you know jump and run and stuff…like just general…athletic things…until you know…stuff happens…

Shitty: Are you just naturally bad at this, or are you so beautiful you’ve never had to try before?

Jack: Bit of column A, bit of column B

Shitty: This isn’t going to work. 

Jack: Take that Shitty 

Bitty: What? 

Jack: Eat more protein…Eric. 

Bitty:

being gay is tough especially when it comes to relationships like??? straight people get to start so much earlier, and now im just starting to put myself out there at nineteen. i still have to go through my awkward dating phase and learn what it means to be in a relationship. a lot of gay ppl my age are going through the same thing, but we’re expected to be adults about it when we don’t know what the fuck we’re doing, which is why a lot of young gay people usually just end up having sexual relationships because that way we feel adult in our relationships and attraction when the truth is we are still just beginning and trying to figure things out for ourselves.

im a lesbian, and i know this, but because of there being so little representation of wlw (and when there is, half of the time it’s written by straight people who don’t know what they’re doing) I can’t imagine what a relationship with a woman is supposed to be like. I don’t know if how I feel attraction is genuine or a remnant of compulsory heterosexuality and heteronormativity. I don’t know if the relationship I’m imagining is healthy or a part of the heterosexual relationship dynamic that I’ve learned to know as the default. when you learn relationships are supposed to be one way, how else can you imagine them being??? when you’re a wlw who has never been in a relationship with another woman it’s hard to imagine having a girlfriend or a wife and when that happens it’s easy to doubt your attraction to women, and that’s scary.

dating when you’re gay is scary in more ways than being afraid to hold hands in public, it’s scary in being an adult going through this kind of stuff everyone else went through when they were 14. you feel so stuck behind and doubt yourself at every turn. straight people don’t get that.

3 years

3 years. Thats how long this blog has existed for (technical just over 3 years, but thats by the by).

Its weird. I remember starting this because I desperately wanted to be part of a community I admired so much. Now, I am, and its bizarre. People follow me. People love my posts. People want to see me post. I never thought this would happen.

If I’m being honest, the interaction from Mark isnt as much as some other blogs. But I’m ok with that. 100%. Its his choice. I know he knows about this blog and has posted positive things in the past and thats more than I ever imagined.

I suppose what I want so to say from this rambling post is that if I’m still here in 3 years, I want the principles, of love, acceptance, warmth to be here forever. 

I exist in the eyes of Mark. I want Mark to be proud of what this blog is, and the fact its in his name,

Thank you for the past 3 years, heres to the future.

Oosh out
Thank you for existing

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                                there’s only one thing we all know for certain and that is …

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the calendar // panic! at the disco

“UGH! They just piss me off SO MUCH, Beka!”

“I know, Yura. I know. It’s okay.”

In which Yuri is completely disgusted by someone (probably Victor and Yuuri being too affectionate in public) and Otabek is understanding.

Evan: Should I go full speed?

Brock: oh no

Evan: *doesn’t listen and goes full speed; predictably careens off the path and tumbles down the mountain*

Brock: 

[this beautiful pic cr. goes fully to bonnie aka @cafewoozi thank yoU SO MUCH HONEsLTY GUYS I ONLY LIVE FOR BONNIE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;]

hello everybody~ it’s aqsa back again with another follow forever!! since ive finally reached my goal of 1.7k (th ank you so much special s/o to vivi (@vitaminniedk like you are too kind for promoting me you didn’t have to ;A; ily! also to the last five followers that got me to this point: @simplewoozis @pur-est @munchiesthaoo @monsterkactus @cafedino !! tysm !!! u made my night!! ;u;)

so, in all, i wanted to make a ff to commemorate this wonderful moment!! this was meant to be done ages ago, but seeing as i had no time (or skill hah rip me) to actually create a decent ff i’ll just be sticking to the good old original style!! so, without further ado, let us begin~

also!! i cannot thank you enough! you don’t know how much your support means to me, honestly ;;; why are you even following my blog tbh im such a messy poster it’s ridiculous especially after i had the humongous hiatus over the summer ;A; ahh that’s what i really wanted to thank you for; you all have stayed with me even after almost 2 months of inactivity and i don’t know how to thank you for that ;__; you guys are so so sweet to me all the time and i never ever feel uncomfortable or stressed out on this site thanks to all of the lovely friends and followers i have gained throughout this year old blog :> you all make my life so much brighter with your stories and tidbits of excitement and its really invigorating to be a part of such a gracious community ;u; so once again, thank you so so so much; i have so much to say but if i do this will get way too long and that’s why i’ll do you all a favor and keep this short. i love you so so so so so so much and i sincerely hope that you all know how much appreciation i hold for you guys; let’s keep going on for a long time while we cheer our 20 boys on with everything they do!! :>

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mutuals 

✧  -we seem to have a lot in common + i’d love to get to know you better but im too shy ;; 

♡ -something special for you at the bottom~ 

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@17dad @17vernsol @1jh @a6 @bangtan @blondjihoon @brbjungkook @bts-trans @bts0726 @buingtans  @bwibelle @bwikooks @bwiyomi @cafewoozi @candycoups @cchims @channosaurus-rex@chokemejimin @cinnamingyu ♡ @cottontae @dailyseungkwan @daily-ten @diamondandl @dino-sir @dokyeomdoki@doyoungsforehead @eggki ♡  @fighthoshi @ftwonwoo @fy-ten @fyeahbangtaned @fyeah-leechan     

g-j

@gyuhan-17 @hansolence @hanwooz @hobuing @hoon-seok @hoshl @howellsmovingcastl-e ♡ @httpxseventeen @igot17 @imperialidiot @int-carats @jejuboos @jellybeanminghao @jengkook @jihanlife@jihooon@jiminify @jimins-arms @jinssmolgf @jjeonreo @jjks @johshuas @joshua-hq @jungcookie @jungkie @junsblackhair ♡ @jxmin  ♡ 

k-m

@kim-mingyew @kiminguy @kimseoksjin @kimtqtae @kinghoshi @kittykatkwon @kkimgyu @kookhao@kths @kueonhoshi ✧ @leecnah @leejihoonz @lilchubchim@lonexsamurai @lovehoshi @manner-makes-a-man @mc-gyu @milkgyus @minghaou @mingyumilk @minhoetastic @minitae @minpuffs @minqyew @monoka @mountean 

n-s

@namdoom @namjoon @namseokie @pledis17 @prince-kook @princesschimchim @princeuji @qthansol @rapsae @scoupsanti @seoksjn @seungchul @seungheol @shantell @shitty17imagines @shuasoo@simplewooji @smenterslavement @smolgyu @soonhosh @spoilerhoshi  @suega @sugarjisoo @sugutie @sunqkwan @sugutie @svt-jiswoon  ♡  @syua @syubz @syubzi 

t-z

@taecheol @taeyongfireeyes @thoteen @tutti-frutti-nct @twinkgyu @tyotyo @vernonlaugh @vitaminniedk@what17says @wonftwoo @wonnhao @wonswooning  @wydkook  @yoonmin @yutagf  @zabibo

[if we are mutuals and i forgot to bold please do let me know!]

also big s/o to these followers who have been with me since the beginning or always show my blog lots of love; i see and appreciate you all so much :> and i may be forgetting some as well but just know that i know you’re there supporting me and i really feel your love so thank you! ily all forever and ever!!

@producerwooji @bee-nzino @scoups4lyfe @sugaaka @huangzi-taozi @eatboo @boo-dynasty @rosaliewatson @telekinesoo @notquitegorgeous @alexislexlexi @sweaterpxw @tookorean (jackIE AGH TY FOR YOUR SUPPORT ;;;) @cannotchoose @tallyiaboo @acetrainerattorney @usrnpt @callmeexodus and many many more!! sorry i can’t fit you all ;A;

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The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire | Dan and Phil’s Story of TATINOF

(made by two dorks on the internet, @danisnotonfire & @amazingphil)

I’ve been watching them for almost 6 years now and although I never got the chance to see them in real life, these two movies/videos really summed up everything I love about them and more. The performance was incredible (cringey but amazing) and the documentary brought tears to my eyes. Thanks to Dan & Phil for always making us constantly smile and inspired with everything you do! Also thanks to the Phandom for embracing me into this community. This is the most fun, I’ve ever had :’)!

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Ok but with these picture from tomorrow’s episode this is what I really want to happen, I want like Alex to be ignoring Maggie’s calls and texts and not going to the alien bar or anything like that because she’s so upset and embarrassed about the kiss and how she thinks Maggie doesn’t like her like that. So I want Maggie to be like thats it I’m going to find her and talk to her so she goes and finds her and Alex is like I get it you don’t like me like that, things are just weird now because I kissed you and I’m really sorry I did and made things weird. And then Maggie’s just like woah Danvers I never said I didn’t like you like that so don’t be sorry because I liked it and then she just goes on to explain to Alex why they can’t date right now and then Alex is less hurt and then they’re friends again and then in a few episodes it’s Maggie who kisses Alex and then Alex is like so happy and excited and like a little scared and adorkable. Or after Maggie explains why she did what she did they have a long conversation about them and like dating and stuff and they end up kissing and everything is awesome in life.

17. A Love Bite (from this list)

nsfwish in things that are implied/stated to have happened — be careful kiddos \o\

Oh, was Adrien’s first thought when he woke up that morning, that was a good dream.

Really good, was his second, tinged with mild confusion and backing the tight, rough hum that escaped him on a sigh. He’d fallen asleep in his day clothes somehow, but even the scratch of the seams and the way his jeans were digging into his hips couldn’t put a damper on the buzz of languid pleasure that suffused him from head to toe.

His alarm went off in his pocket, something Adrien only distantly noted as he pulled it out and silenced it, head deliciously empty.

That had to have been some dream.

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