this is a must watch. oh tears

Y’all I just cracked myself up so badly oh my god I’ve got tears in my eyes

Look the bros must have absolutely insane tan lines, not only that but just general endeavors with the sun

You guys

Noctis having the worst shirt tan line, and oh my lord his gloved hand. His gloved hand tan line. He takes off the glove to go take a shower in the hotel bathroom and oh my god you cannot help but burst out laughing because it’s just this huge strip of pale-ass skin. It’s like a watch tan line but 25 times better

Prompto may have all the sunshine in his soul but his body reacts terribly to it. This boy could get a sunburn during a snowstorm. All the bros use sunscreen but Prompto uses the most and he gets a neopolitan tan because he’s so pale underneath his clothes, and he sometimes takes off his vest if it’s particularly hot but there’s the tan line from the vest and oh my lord. So at the end of the day there’s his pale skin under his shirt, there’s this sliver that’s burnt and there’s the rest of his arm that miraculously tanned over and it looks hilarious (and you take lots of pictures)

Gladio has his chest out all the time and then those tank tops, man oh man, he doesn’t get any tan lines torso-wise but his legs oh my GOD. You pranked him one time and snatched the change of clothes he had for post shower, and when he came out of the bathroom you burst out laughing because now you know where Casper the Ghost’s legs are, Gladio stole them, my god he’s just so pale underneath his pants

Ignis regrets his choice of gloves sometimes because he’ll take them off and you’ll just laugh because just his thumb and the four knuckles are tanned and the rest is just pale af. And my lord the rest of him is just as pale, y’all know he shows the least skin out of the bros, and he just has this distinct line right at his collarbone from his tan.

you guys i can’t breathe i’m laughing too hard help me

i can’t stop imagining the boys with tan lines

EXO Reaction || Girlfriend Sobbing While Watching Baekhyun’s Death Scene In ‘Moon Lovers‘

I’ll skip the former exo members as it might be a little awkward for them. I’m just not sure what to write for them considering their relationship with Exo is kind of unknown


Baekhyun

*Tears up as well, but only if it was for the same reason*
“My acting here was so good, oh boy, I know, Y/N, your boyfriend was a real man in front of the camera, you must be proud”


Chanyeol

“Oh no, you’re watching this… sad… sad scene…”
*Sheds a single tear*


Chen

“No way you’re watching that. Crying once was enough for me”
*Leaves*


D.O.

*Sits beside you and hugs you*


Kai

*Gets emotional, like everytime someone dies in a drama*


Lay

“Ohh… It’s Baekhyunnie’s part… Hang in there Y/N, he’s not dead in real life”


Sehun

*Pretty emotionless*
“He was so cringey here, don’t you think?”


Suho

“Aww, you’re so delicate and cute”


Xiumin

“What if I was Baekhyun… Would she cry or laugh…”


[ MORE EXO REACTIONS ]

With a Cold, Life Extinguishing Elegance
  • With a Cold, Life Extinguishing Elegance
  • Thou
  • Tyrant
Play

What do you want me to say? What would you have me do? Must I rip out my own tongue and deafen these ears, stop an uncomfortable conversation before it starts? Must I tear out my own eyes, so I don’t have to watch this constant self mutilation? Excuses. Lies. I swallowed them whole. Must I bite my lip so hard that a river of blood will choke back the criticism you’re sure to hear in my voice? You cannot stop. I will not stop. Excuses and lies, I swallowed them whole. Oh, godless day with no sun to see that I’ve gone. And the night will not miss the breath from my lungs. It just moves on.

telcontari  asked:

Are you going to be posting spoilers for the new season? It's just I can't watch it until next week

OH YEAH, PSA to all my followers I am an animal with no self-control and I will be posting spoilers like a son of a bitch as soon as I see the episodes. HOWEVER, I will tag all spoilers as ‘Broadchurch spoilers’ so you can blacklist that. Or you can unfollow me until you watch it. Or just run for the hills and don’t come back. Do what you must in order to survive my thoughtless barrage of screams, stains and tears.

Watching Hybrid child
  • Me: okay i have already read hybrid child hundreds of times so i won't cry for the ova's (even though i cried the whole time when i read it)
  • Me: okay lets start *has tissues right beside me*
  • OVA 1: * starts tearing up* no no no no it's okay it's okay *sniff's* oh god *shed's tears*
  • OVA 2: * Tears streaming down* oh why did this happen just why *Half of the first tissue box gone*
  • OVA 3: OH WHYY GOD WHY *intensively sobbing* PLEASE NOOO OH WHY MUST THEY SUFFER * reaches for the 4th tissue box* WHY CAN'T THEY BE HAPPY * sobbing gets worse*
  • OVA 4: * In a corner cradling my self while bawling my eyes out* You hear that that's the sound of my heart shattering into pieces *weeps of pure sadness* OH WHY COULDN'T THEY BE HAPPY THEY BELONG WITH EACH OTHER DAMN IT WHYYYYYY!!!!!
  • Finishes ova's: well that wasn't so bad *emotionally unstable, has just finished the 10th tissue box,surrounded by a pool of tears* Oh who am i kidding my heart hurts so much *wimpers*

Okay so we all know that Will and Hannibal get a dog and it’s name is Encephalitis, but the real question is what type of dog is it. Like Hannibal would want some kind of purebred or would Will just happen upon a stray, but i like to think maybe they’d go to a center as a couple and look at the dogs together (Will insists that Hannibal must help choose) and they’re just walking around the pens as Will barely holds back his tears because “look at all the dogs Hannibal, oh my god” and Hannibal is just wondering how his life has become this and then Will just goes in a side room and is surrounded by dogs dp Hannibal is off to the side watching and all the sudden a corgi comes waddling up to him curiously and just sits in front of him and tries to lick his hand and Hannibal’s all like “fuck it, fine, you can sit with me.” and then Will just looks up from his pile of dogs to see Hannibal and the stupid fuckin corgi just sitting together and watching contentedly and he just thinks it’s so funny that he chooses to get the corgi and thinks it’s absolutely hilarious how taken the dog is with Hannibal, following him around the house or watching him cook and hopping up and down the stairs before trying to sleep at the end of their bed and Hannibal can’t help but like the dog and sneaks him strips of meat while he cooks or takes him for long jogs in the woods surronding their home and i just

Hannibal and Will with a corgi, man.

What if Itachi’s still alive and he becomes sarada’s uncle

Sarada: the cherry blossoms are so beautiful, uncle

Itachi: Yes, they truly are lovely. Back in the old time, me and your papa used to come here to watch the flowers together.

Sarada: Really ? you two must be very happy, right ?

Itachi: Sasuke was still so small, and i always held him in my arms, just like you now, Sarada.

Sarada: Teehee, too bad papa isn’t here to join us.

Itachi: Maybe one day, Sarada

Sarada: it’s okay. Oh, can you pick that flower for me, uncle ?

Itachi: Sure, this one ?

*sob* *drown in pool of tears* I can’t handle thisssss =[[[[

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: OH MY LOVE
  • PLEASE RUN AWAY
  • MONSTER KING
  • FORBIDS YOUR STAY
  • HUMANS MUST
  • LIVE FAR APART
  • EVEN IF
  • IT BREAKS MY HEART
  • THEY'LL PUT YOU
  • IN THE DUNGEON
  • IT'LL SUCK
  • AND THEN YOU'LL DIE A LOT
  • REALLY SAD
  • YOU'RE GONNA DIE
  • CRY CRY CRY
  • SO SAD IT'S HAPPENING
  • OH MY LOVE
  • HAS FALLEN DOWN
  • NOW IN TEARS
  • WE ALL WILL DROWN
  • COLORED TILES
  • MAKE THEM A FOOL
  • IF ONLY THEY
  • STILL KNEW THE RULES
  • WELL THAT WAS
  • A SORRY TRY
  • NOW LET'S WATCH
  • THEM FRY
  • Sting: *watching Winnie the Pooh and crying*
  • Rogue: *enters room* Sting? What are you doing? Are you okay?
  • Sting: *sniffles in response*
  • Rogue: *glances at the TV and then gives him a gentle smile* Aw, did you get emotional over their friendship and trust? I must say, when I used to watch that, I got emotional too.
  • Sting: *continues to sniffle while wiping tears*
  • Rogue: There, there. *rubs his back* I know it's pretty deep for a kids show, but you'll get through it.
  • Sting: *looks at Rogue right in the eyes* IF WINNIE THE POOH CAN WEAR A CROP TOP, THEN SO CAN I!
  • Rogue: *biggest wtf face ever* SERIOUSLY? THAT'S WHY YOU WERE CRYING? OVER A FREAKIN' CROP TOP?! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULDN'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY OH MY GOD I SAID YOU CAN WEAR WHAT YOU WANT YOU DUMBASS
A Complete CryBucky

This is all holahydra‘s fault. 

Bucky stared into the mirror, tilting his head slowly to the side, watching the shimmering tear tracks change course, slipping over the bridge of his nose. Most of Steve’s team made fun of him when he’d burst out into tears over the simplest things, the microwave, the cell phone, Steve’s laugh, Tony’s face, but none of them understood why Bucky cried. 

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I’m watching the 1966 Batman movie and it is without a doubt, the funniest shit I’ve watched in a long time. How can you not love a film with such lines as…

“Oh you and your trained exploding sharks!”

“What weighs 6 ounces, sits in a tree and is dangerous?”…. “A sparrow with a machine gun!”

“What a noble creature, that porpoise, for throwing itself into the path of that torpedo.”

That must have been one baked script department.