this is a mess

  • Keith: *in a stereotypical white girl voice* Wait, lemme go to the bathroom.
  • Noah: Are you saying only females of the white race urinate?
  • Keith: Yes.
  • Olivia: I am an asian female and i can back this up, i haven't urinated since 1902.
  • Noah: How old are you?
  • Olivia: 23
  • Keith: *whispering* How long have you been 23?
  • Courtney: I know what you are
  • Courtney: Say it. Say it out loud.
  • Shayne, crashing through a wall: WILDCATS
the posture theory

for @drownedpoet​ and the two anons who asked

  • neil has great posture
  • since he’s shorter than most adults, standing and sitting up straight always gave him a better vantage point to survey areas when he was on the run
  • it also helped when he was younger and had to appear older 
    • so people would stop asking so many questions about why “such a nice young boy was doing things he shouldn’t be"
    • it made things like buying cigarettes, driving, and carrying a gun so much simpler when he wasn’t being interrogated every five minutes
  • breathing was much easier as well in the bulletproof vests he always wore
    • wearing kevlar is a lot like wearing a chest binder, it’s restrictive and makes breathing a pain in the ass
    • sitting up straight was at least a partial solution to this problem
  • not to mention it gave him an intimidating look that kept people at a healthy distance and made sure he wasn’t bothered
  • it also made it easier to jump into a fighting stance in a seconds notice if necessary
  • sleeping back to back with his mother reinforced the habit 
    • neither of them could sleep if there was even the smallest gap between their bodies
    • life on the run from people constantly trying to kill you makes you rightfully cautious and a little bit paranoid, so it’s nice to have the grounding weight of someone you trust at your back
  • he also used to be a dancer, but that’s another au/headcanon
  • andrew, on the other hand, has terrible posture
  • his childhood was spent slouching down trying to disappear and look like less of a target
  • he would sleep curled into himself with his back against the wall so he would be harder to grab
    • it also made it harder for drake to take his clothes off
  • hiding was easier as well
    • getting used to being tucked into himself made squeezing into tight spaces for up to a couple of hours at a time to avoid drake much more comfortable
  • slipping away from being held is about 90% easier when you’re slouched as it allows for quicker movement
    • this didn’t take andrew more than twice to learn
  • andrew never really saw the point of good posture when his body never really belonged to him anyway
    • this is his depression talking, but he doesn’t care
  • i mean what’s the point of worrying about posture when you don’t plan on living long enough to be affected by it?

femslash february list

  • kind of evil girl gangs:
    • aphra/naare/mara jade and variations
    • plus time travel lana beniko
    • plus rae sloane
    • plus asajj ventress
    • governor pryce? seventh sister?
    • oh and phasma
    • and bazine
  • kotors
    • visas/handmaiden/exile/revan/juhani/bastila
    • i am indecisive i’ll ship any combo
    • plus yuthura ban (bc i love her) with any of them tbh
  • swtor
    • lana/senya/kaliyo okay look i’ll make it work
    • vaylin/scorpio???? kinda depends what happens in kotet i need to finish that up
    • maybe my characters? probably not lmao
    • darth lachris is beautiful and i probably won’t do anything with her but i love her
  • tcw
    • padme/satine/breha
    • steela/ahsoka
    • ahsoka/barriss
    • asajj/literally every woman okay
      • esp latts razzi and lassa rhayme though
  • rebels
    • hera/ahsoka
    • hera/numa
    • sabine/ketsu
    • sabine/leia
  • everything else
    • mon mothma/breha
    • jyn/leia
    • aphra/sana
    • leia/mara
    • rey/jess/kare/etc
    • leia/evaan/winter
    • ahsoka/kaeden
  • i’m probably missing things idk this is just. some

I don’t know if I’m the only one who felt this but at some point while watching The Final Problem I was shaking. I think that it happened in the scene were Mycroft is ready to be shot but I wasn’t shaking because I was nervous for him, or for Sherlock after, I was feeling that bad because I was watching my favorite show die. I didn’t believed anything, that fucking episode was ridiculous

This is for the Get-Well-Soon Message for Tanaka-sensei fandom project!!

I drew a The Little Prince parody for Servamp (It’s my favorite book and my favorite manga, rolled into one)!

I’ve always loved The Little Prince since I first read it in sixth grade, so I was VERY happy when I learned that this was one of the themes for Mahiru.

  • The Little Prince - Mahiru
  • Aviator - Shuhei
  • Fox - Kuro = cat/lion
  • Rose - Sakuya = Sakura bonsai lol
  • Snake - Jeje. I wanted to put in Mikuni because it fits his character better, but it might cause confusion for Tanaka-sensei (can’t explain because of the char. limit in the message lol), so I went with Jeje.

I immensely enjoyed drawing and coloring this. Those who have read the book will know all the things included in the image. To those who haven’t, GO READ THE BOOK IT’S AMAZING IT’S BEEN MY NUMBER ONE FOR 9 YEARS ALREADY

I believe that Tanaka-sensei WILL get well!! Let’s all wait for her patiently, guys!

P.S. Did you see me mess up Shuhei’s legs likewhatdidIjustdo but it’s irrepairable now so lol

Can we just all agree that after witnessing what Matthew Mercer can do with the undead that the upcoming Vecna arc is not only going to be totally awesome but also utterly terrifying? This episode was just so stressful I think I need to sleep for a whole week.