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Imagine Bangtan: Tattoo Artist & Piercer! Jeon Jungkook

Hey guys! So, this is going to be a different profession AU! for all of Bangtan~

I hope you enjoy it!!! 

Yoongi | Namjoon | Hoseok | Jimin | Yoongi | Taehyung

Originally posted by jeony

Okay so, this is how I see it going

  • After you’re done with your exams and shit, you made this plan to fulfill your dream of getting a tattoo and extra ear piercings
  • So you ask around for a good place to go to and book an appointment with the best guy there
  • After a couple of drinks and some encouraging pep talks from your friends, you decide to head out a bit early, just to make sure you aren’t late
  • And you’re sitting in the waiting room when you see him
  • He’s got the most beautiful tattoos all over his right hand, covering the length of it and his piercings shine under the lighting, making you blush furiously
  • Because how the actual fuck can a guy look that hot?!?!!? I know this is a cringe line but someone needs to arrest him for being so hot like wtaf
  • This had by far got to be the most handsome man you’ve ever seen in your life and you’re practically drooling
  • And then he gives you a heart attack by walking towards you
  • You’re internally freaking out like ‘why is a hot guy walking towards me???’
  • And he’s like, “Y/N?” leaving you super confused but you nod your head yes and he smiles softly at you before being all swag like, “Okay hon, let’s get you pierced and tattooed up, shall we?”
  • You might say that you can forgive him for the cringe because he’s hot but let’s be real
  • You love his dorkiness already
  • So he takes you into one of the room and the nerves start kicking in and you’re like, internally screaming endlessly into the void
  • Your fingers start fiddling with the end of your shirt and you’re biting your lip because damn it all, it’s going to hurt so bad
  • He’s getting everything ready but when he turns around to look at you, he can see you’re really scared
  • So he distracts you by letting you look at his sketchbook to help pick something out for yourself and you sort of calm down
  • He’s an extremely unique artist and even though he’s young, he’s really good at it
  • Which is why he’s the best at the place he works
  • His designs are stellar and so simple but so beautiful at the same time
  • They’re intricate and he makes sure to put in extra detail because that’s what sets him apart from the rest of the tattoo artists
  • He also loves taking traditional stuff and modernizing it
  • Loves using bright colors and experimenting with new stuff
  • He sits down next to you, telling you about the drawings and your smiling because so many of them are inspired by action movies and anime and video games
  • It’s insanely adorable and you’re just grinning widely
  • He’s also super happy because he’s actually never shown his sketchbook to anyone else and he loves how much you’re liking it
  • You end up deciding on his small little tattoo above your right chest and you’re slightly wanting to change the place where the tattoo is because you’re shy lol
  • And he’s just like, “Don’t worry, I’ve tattooed many places and this is literally the most normal request lol.”
  • You’re like, “What was the worst then?”
  • And throughout drawing the template out and tattooing it on your skin, he’s talking about all the horror stories he’s been a part of
  • The worst being when a man asked him to tattoo his butt lol
  • And its hilarious and you find the crinkling of his eyes when he smiles to be insanely adorable and just his smile is soo cute
  • It does hurt a bit but Jungkook’s so good at distracting you that you almost forget entirely about it.
  • Once he’s done, he bandages it up and you’re like wow, thanks
  • He asks if you want reschedule for the piercing and you’re like yes yes yes! because you def want to see him again I mean who wouldn’t
  • So you come back a week later and he’s really excited to see you lol
  • It’s super adorable and cute and you’re like, k lets do this before I change my mind
  • Once you’re in the room, he asks you want kind of piercing and you’re like, idk the cool one?
  • He just stares at you like did you really just say that? before smiling softly
  • And you notice he’s got really nice piercings so you’re like, “Can I get the same piercings that you have?”
  • He’s like, “Seriously? we’ve come to that point in the relationship where we have the same piercings?”
  • And you’re like, lol no they just look cool
  • He just shakes his head at you before slightly laughing and then goes around prepping his stuff
  • Once again, you’re terrified but you feel slightly better knowing Jungkook’s here
  • Unfortunately for you, for the kind of piercing you wanted, aka double helix piercings, it’s better to have them done one at a time and each ear at a time
  • Plus they’re done with needles rather than the gun
  • Just your luck
  • So you’re slightly apprehensive about it so Jungkook sits down next to you and places his palms on your cheeks being like, “Don’t worry, I got you.”
  • You want to tell him to stop being so dramatic but its so comforting too and you don’t know where the sudden rush of confidence comes but you lean forward and kiss him
  • And ofc he returns the kiss, I mean that’s why he sat so close to you and put his face so close to yours
  • Tbh if you hadn’t kissed him, he would’ve done it lol
  • And things get pretty adult after that lol basically y’all do the dance with no pants lmao
  • But after your rather exhaustive session already, you clean up and get redressed and he’s like, you ready?
  • You nod even though you’re totally not and as he pierces your ear, you’re tightly holding onto his shirt, trying not to cry
  • He decides to give you a matching earring to his without even asking because he’s slightly shy and he also wants you both to be that annoying couple with matching shit
  • But wait, are you even a couple? Neither of you asked the other about it!?!?
  • Once he’s done, he gives you a quick run through of what to do and what not to do and how to take care of it
  • After he’s done talking you casually ask him for his number in case you had any doubts or if you idk, wanted to ask him out for coffee
  • Literally he has never typed anything that fast
  • He also sends a text from your phone to his so he has your number too
  • He’s super hyped and you guys text like almost every day and it’s adorable and all
  • And then you show up for your second piercing session a month later and ofc its with Jungkook
  • You finally decide to ask him to like officially be your boyfriend
  • Only problem: He decided to do that too
  • Rather magnificently compared to you tbh
  • While you just ask him about it, he literally starts unbuttoning his shirt and you’re like oh we’re doing that again here?
  • He’s like lol no but look
  • He catches your hand by the wrist and guides your fingers over his chest where he got the same tattoo as you and you’re like omfg you pabo
  • And then he’s like k, since I’m already half naked and I need to check your tattoo too, let’s do it
  • Seriously, such a teasing meme fluffball lol
  • NSFW Extras:
  • Literally you have to control yourself so much when he’s just casually walking around your living room after taking a shower, with a towel tied around his waist and hair still wet
  • Like you’ll just be cooking breakfast and he’ll walk up to you looking like that
  • It’s like he wants to break your willpower
  • But you don’t give in because you don’t entertain brats who can’t use their words to tell you what they want
  • The power struggle is already frustrating in the beginning but gets worse when you’ve both been having a dry spell for over a month
  • Fuck willpower, what you need is Jungkook
  • And he takes his sweet time breaking you and putting you back together but honestly how can you even form the words to complain when he’s making you come multiple times with just his tongue
  • But there’s also those times when you tie him up and take control
  • Enjoying your time with Sub!kook because he’s so so sweet and cute when his face is all flushed
  • When his voice is broken and he’s begging for your touch, mewling your name endlessly
  • But at the end of it, you love him for more than just the sex
  • You love him because you love the competition you both have for everything
  • You love how he takes care of you and you try your best to make him as happy as you possibly can because to you, he’s your everything~
  • Even if he’s an annoying meme, dorky fluffball 
  • tbh let’s be real, you can’t get enough of his dorkiness, its cute

Originally posted by jjks

Written By: Admin Sangria [Who’s trying to be nice to the brat]

let me break this gif down for you real quick because why not:

- suga wants to prove that he’s right while looking like he’s about to spit straight fire (his hands tho omg)

- kookie turned into a penguin and is shimmying like there is no tomorrow to mock his hyung

- hobi wanted to mock him too but then he looked at him and realised how hilarious yoongi actually is (#yoonseok4life)

- rapmon in the back tries to contribute to the dance too but just like jimin, he then decides to watch the spectacle from afar

- and then we have tae who has to push suga away because he can’t stop laughing because of him

thank you and goodebye

Music Shuffle Tag

Thanks for the tag @dystopiansushi ♥ I apparently have a lot of OSTs.

RULES: put your music in shuffle and write down the first ten songs, then tag ten mutuals.

  1. recollect (Shapeshifters) - Hands Like Houses
  2. Journey to Skyhold - Trevor Morris (Dragon Age: Inquisition OST)
  3. Intro - The XX
  4. Licht und Schatten - Yamada Yutaka (Tokyo Ghoul OST)
  5. You Only Live Once (Everlasting) - Yuri!!! on ICE feat. w.hatano
  6. The Axis of Love - Ivan Torrent
  7. Psychomachia - I the Mighty
  8. Day You Laugh - Toyonaga Toshiyuki (Yuuri’s VA singing!)
  9. Tell Me What to Do - SHINee
  10. Kaze ga Fuku Machi - LUCK LIFE (Bungou Stray Dogs OST)

Side note: Do these lyrics not remind you of Viktor and Yuuri? 。゚( ´♡` )゚。 The whole song fits, but I’ll be good and just post two sections:

To know your every detail is a lifetime, a story to tell with a touch
Every move is a reaction, every kiss is a reason, a rush
You’re my muse, and you’re my masterpiece, my canvas and my chemistry
You’re magic and you’re mystery, my haven, you’re my heaven
You’re my heart. We will be unbreakable.

That sounds just like a love-struck Viktor to me.

From up this close, I can’t see a thing aside from you in front of me
I can’t recall a night this clear, a better light to lead us here
No brighter diamond in the sky than those embedded in your eyes

And this. This. This reminds me of Viktor as he’s walking with Yuuri in the Christmas market (ep 10), though it could be from either of their perspectives.

Before I forget, hmm. I’ll tag @psychotic-vanguard @sonshine-go @forovnix @actualyuuri @thehobbem @v-k-niliforv @pushpullds @ebenroot @victuurificthings @shinyzephyr If you’re busy or don’t want to do it, that’s fine!

Meme: Create a photoset of yourself surrounded by characters you relate to

I was tagged by @slorestgreen​ to do this neat character meme thing! This was kinda difficult, not gonna lie. There were a handful of easy ones, some not so much. The characters are as follows:

Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe), Hermione Granger (Harry Potter), Link/Linkle (I decided to use the female iteration; Legend of Zelda), Roxas (Kingdom Hearts), Molly Hale (Pokemon), A Lizard Wizard (real life; meme), Kakashi Hatake (Naruto), and The Warden (Dragon Age).

I hope y’all find this interesting and fun! I’d like to tag: @slum–lord, @the-jackals, @pearlescent-princess, and anyone else who’d like to attempt it! Tag me and I’ll check it out. :D ♥

shae-c-art  asked:

7. Captured by a Supervillain with. Krem, Josie, Bull, Sera and Cole

hmmm kinda depends on the type of supervillian but in general…..

5. Cole. he just wants to talk about their feelings. 0/10 will not escape, will just feel sorry for captor

4. Sera. she might just piss the supervillain off. then we are no longer captured, but we are dead. sub-optimal problem solving

3. Krem. if he can get his hands untied and wind something heavy to swing, we’re good

2. Josie. good negotiator. might join forces with the supervillian

1. Bull. strong. smart. this was probably a double bluff to begin with

>send me a scenario from this list (or any scenario, rly) and 5 characters, and i’ll rank them in order of who i’d like with me in that situation 💖 ask box here<

akai-vampire  asked:

Avatar the last air bender for the fandom meme

The first character I first fell in love with: Katara, god she is such a badass
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Iroh. I mean I liked him from go, but now every time he gets up I’m like *holds back big sobby tears*
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Mai, probably. Cool aesthetic, wasn’t really a character I felt much for
The character I love that everyone else hates: I don’t even know, like are there unpopular character that aren’t one-offs?
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Bryke sort of ruined Aang for me. I still like him, but the last few episodes were just sort of….terrible for his character growth
The character I would totally smooch: Oh god, they’re all kiddos. Adult Zuko maybe
The character I’d want to be like: Uh….katara maybe?
The character I’d slap: Early Zuko. God that kid was a mess
A pairing that I love: Zutara
A pairing that I despise: Bryke really made me hate Katara/Aang

No lie. I’ve been watching it for 5min straight. It’s been months and i’m still not over it.

as someone whose hands do shake and make it hard to type properly when I’m very upset I always figured that the crytyping meme was about the utter insincerity of the pattern and the consistency of when it comes up

like I have never, ever seen anyone stereotypically crytype except in exactly the type of situation that the stereotype is depicting (“im sso sssssorr y i didnnt t meesn tto ssayyy soekmthimh rrracust And nnpow eveeryomes mmad at meeeee gjjddvblryjkbs”, etc)

and frankly, *AS* someone who does produce typos when I’m upset because of weakened motor control- I had to go looking back through my messages to find a decent example, but during an anxiety attack (which for me can build into an actual seizure) a few weeks ago I sent this:

“dorry I’m not doing. Very we’ll right now. give me a moment pleade"

and the difference is… obvious. more to the point, I see non-post-fuckup-breakdown posts from other people on here that look like that all the time for loads of innocent reasons. the pattern we call crytyping only ever seems to come up because someone’s angling to look pitiful after saying something disgusting and then you guys try to drag those of us who actually do have motor control issues while upset into the mix to defend it, and I’m getting REAL tired of it.
the puppy bowl is the greatest invention of the 21st century. hair dryers included.
  • Washington: They're asking me to lead, I'm doing the best I can, to get the people that I need, I'm asking you to be my right hand man-
  • Hamilton: Treasury or State?
  • Washington: I know it's a lot to ask-
  • Hamilton: Treasury or State?
  • Washington: To leave behind the world you know-
  • Hamilton: Sir-
  • Washington: how about you shut the fuck up and let me fucking finish you little shit
being jeon jungkook’s girlfriend;

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

bts; bulletpoints

rated; m (lightly)

  • him taking forever to confess and ask you out
  • by the time he does, you already know he likes you cus his hyungs tease him relentlessly
  • and taetae might have accidentally let it slip his tongue while you were hanging out
  • him being very shy and giggly in the beginning
  • taking you to the movies for the first date, to keep it classic
  • but doesn’t take too long to warm up to you bcus as soon as you’re dating, you hang out 24/7
  • his hyungs whining that they can’t hang out with you anymore cus he’s keeping you all to himself
  • him teasing you every chance he gets, about everything he can
  • if you’re short like me, you’re doomed
  • first kiss is the cutest most innocent thing ever
  • probably just a peck bcus both of you start giggling
  • once you two start with the kissing, he will never stop
  • except for when the guys are around, he’d be too shy
  • so if you want to make him flustered, kiss him while the others are there
  • the first time you make out, it would be super giggly and playful
  • but with time, it would get less innocent
  • him pinning you down against the couch, or you straddling his thighs
  • prepare for when the guys intentionally interrupt a make out session just to tease you two
  • except for jin who accidentally walks in on you and covers his eyes, scolding the both of you (mostly jungkook)
  • him forcing you to play video games with him, whether you like it or not
  • get ready to lose constantly, bcus just cus you’re his girlfriend, doesn’t mean he’ll let you win
  • if you do end up beating him, he’ll pretend like he actually did let you
  • he’d never admit defeat
  • eating together = junk food
  • cup noodles are a go-to
  • the two of you watching weird meme videos on youtube until 4 am while stuffing yourselves with snacks
  • he makes you cuddle with him every time he wants to take a nap, wherever it is
  • “but, jungkook, I need to-”
  • “shh, babe, shh,”
  • *tightens hold*
  • gets incredibly jealous whenever the other guys make you laugh or hang out with you
  • like, he gets too jealous for nothing
  • overprotective
  • but he’s embarrassed about it so he’ll never tell you
  • he will just pretend to be indifferent and not kiss you for awhile
  • but he kisses you anyway cus he can’t refuse
  • on the other hand, he loves the fact that the guys like you as well
  • he values his hyungs’ opinions very much and is a proud boyfriend to you
  • backhugs
  • just a shit ton of backhugs
  • he’ll even give you backhugs in front of everyone else because he fucking loves giving you backhugs
  • the kind where his arms are wrapped over yours, head leaned on your shoulder
  • hates it when you don’t pay attention to him
  • starts poking you or playing with your hair so you’ll do something with him instead
  • you cave in bcus this boy just doesn’t give up
  • him grinning whenever you do
  • him making you do crazy shit
  • like if you’re at an amusement park, he’ll force you onto the craziest rides
  • laughing when you scream
  • makes you eat so many sweets with him
  • if you’re easily jumpscared like me, prepare to have heart attacks on the daily
  • like I said, constant teasing
  • supports you in everything you decide to do
  • cus he firmly believes in following one’s dreams
  • cries more than you whenever you’re sad, cus he hates seeing you like that
  • whatever you feel, he feels
  • that’s why he makes sure to always keep you happy
  • he just feels so much for you
  • but the few times you fight, he can often get angrier than he should
  • which also makes you angrier than you should be
  • he’s probably very depressed afterwards
  • idek who would apologize first
  • but he would swallow his pride and do it first for you
  • is extra cuddly and clingy when you make up
  • makes sure you can’t even hate him if you wanted to
  • preferably the big spoon, it makes him feel manly
  • you probably wake up before him in the mornings
  • he’s a heavy sleeper
  • you have to kiss him to wake him up
  • he’s actually awake but pretends to be sleeping just so you’ll kiss him
  • bcus when he’s not actually awake it’ll take more than a kiss to get him up
  • but when he wakes up before you, he likes to just watch you sleep for a while
  • you’re just so cute
  • wakes you up by tickling you cus he’s a little shit
  • sometimes you get revenge by waking him up by touching his nipples
  • he glares at you and rolls over to pin you down onto the mattress for fucking with him
  • cue playful morning make out
  • possibly more, if he’s feeling horny that morning
  • about sex;
  • takes quite some time to get your relationship to that stage
  • it’s not that he doesn’t want to
  • he definitely wants to, boi, he fucking wants to
  • he’s just a shy little cutie pie and doesn’t know how to approach the situation
  • honestly, it could go on forever that you guys don’t start getting sexually active
  • it would most likely have to be you who mentions it casually at some point
  • like you just casually ask him what he thinks about it and if he’s comfortable with it
  • prepare for a red-faced kookie
  • it will just casually be brought up and then things will be just like normal again
  • until it finally happens
  • once he knows you’re comfortable with it, you don’t have to be the one to initiate it
  • it can kinda be both of you
  • like with everything else, the first time will be very playful and cute
  • but then you will start to discover each other more in depth
  • like each other’s kinks and stuff
  • he definitely prefers being more dominant, but could switch
  • doesn’t necessarily like being too rough
  • he doesn’t want to hurt you in any sense of the word
  • gets turned on by giving you pleasure
  • knowing that you feel good because of something he’s doing is definitely something he likes
  • gets horny often cus he’s still basically a teenager
  • boners from like really odd things that you do
  • like things that aren’t meant to be sexy but he thinks they are
  • like if he’s tired and sleepy and you’re in bed and he subconsciously pushes you away and turns around
  • but then you groan and scoot over and hug him tightly again
  • for some reason that makes him horny because you take charge
  • ik, he’s weird XD
  • but so are you
  • he fucking loves showing off in front of you
  • and always teases that “look what I can do, and you can’t”
  • likes intentionally getting you turned on in public by doing different things discreetly
  • but gets turned on himself cus you’re turned on and instantly regrets it
  • greets you by hugging you and lifting you off the ground
  • jin jokingly flirting with you to make kook jealous
  • the other boys treating you two like babies
  • but are reminded that you are not babies anymore when they wake up to loud noises in the middle of the night
  • acts like he hates when you steal and wear his clothes
  • “baby, you know I don’t like sharing clothes”
  • secretly loves it tho
  • but only uses that as an excuse to get them off of you so you can have some fun no clothes needed
  • constantly sends you memes and ugly pictures of his hyungs saying “you’re lucky to be dating the only hot one in bts, babe”
  • pretends to be a bad boy but is actually a tiny bunny
  • loves you with all his heart, like literally
  • you definitely don’t have to get jealous of other girl idols
  • he doesn’t value looks the most
  • besides, he already thinks you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever witnessed
  • be prepared for an adventurous and fluffy relationship with this boy
  • good luck surviving it
memes among the dregs
  • “and that’s why they call me two guns jesper”
  • scheming face
  • “get a girl who looks at you like kaz looks at money”
  • “crows arent real”
  • drawing a goose on your non-tattooed arm and pretending like that’s the new gang symbol
  • “i think this is a flute moment”
  • “careful, inej is probably watching”
  • pointing at any imagery of a dog/wolf and being like “matthias is this you”
  • everyone is at least 30% in love with nina zenik
  • “i love you, but not enough to buy you a boat and reunite you with your family”
    “yeah same”
  • muttering “no mourners, no funerals” whenever kaz verbally drags someone through the mud
  • waffles
  • everyone getting sick of the waffles meme
  • using the waffles meme ironically
  • one time inej stole kaz’s hat just to see if she could and no one will shut up about it
  • making up ridiculous ketterdam slang and convincing matthias that that’s what people actually say
  • “nice ___” “yeah i bought it legally” *laughter*
  • whenever they get hate mail/threats wylan picks it up and “reads” whatever it was as a gushing compliment to the receiver
  • kuwei discovering really bad pick up lines. jesper encourages this.
  • one time, after a very successful scam/heist, kaz took a handful of bills and made it rain. no one is quite sure this actually happened, even though they were there for it
If I’m a Saint, Then You’re Heaven

Summary: Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can’t bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan.
Word Count: 11,068
Warnings: Lots of religious talk, homophobia, physical fight, smut
A/N: Hey guys! I wrote this because I was tired of people writing a religious fic where Phil continuously tries to get Dan to sin. So this came out, where they both respect each other despite their religious differences (With a dash of sex at the end). If you’re uncomfortable reading smut then no worries! It’s easy to tell when they’re going to get it on and it ends at the ’-’ and is very close to the end (: Lastly, special thanks to @insanityplaysfics for betaing this for me and giving me this entire idea! Also thank you @phandommother for helping me out with the idea as well and listening to me rant about it :’)
Title Creds: Cement - Citizen
Read it on AO3


Phil didn’t know why he decided to take the class. None of his friends were taking it and it honestly seemed like a lot of shit that Phil didn’t particularly care about, shit that didn’t really help him with his future career in any way. It seemed like a class that had a lot of reading, reading that Phil would probably never do, and let’s be honest, he probably only took the class because it had the word ‘sex’ in the title.

He walked into his Sex in the Bible class five minutes late on his first day.

The teacher didn’t bat an eye. Heads didn’t turn to look at him. Phil just sauntered in and stood at the back of the lecture room with his backpack slung over one shoulder while he scanned the room for a seat. Sometimes he forgot just how uncaring everyone was in university. He could just walk in ten to twenty minutes late and nobody would give a shit. Especially not in a class where there were over one hundred students.

(He didn’t understand why there were so many students in Sex in the Bible. They probably also just took the class because of the word ‘sex’).

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Acotar couples in the modern world.


  • That one couple who sits at the back corner in the cinema to make out for half of the film.
  • Might seem as though they act sexy around each other 24/7, but theyre actually up till 1am having Just Dance battles because Rhys wont allow Feyre to keep letting him win. ( Shes adamant she isn’t.) 
  • Rhys loves to read to Feyre while curled up next to the window, as she sits in front of him looking outside and smiling.
  • Shopping at Victorias Secret for sexy underwear where Feyre sends snapchats from the fitting room as Rhys cant come in. 
  • Highkey KINKY AF. Love playing games where they have to remove clothes e.g. strip poker, naked twister etc.
  • When they move in to their first house together, Rhys lets Feyre paint all the rooms in the house.
  • When they have their first child, she paints glow in the dark stars on the ceiling to help the baby sleep.
  • Oh and of course Feyre is the one to teach her children to read. 


  • Cassian loves going to the gym and drags Nesta along who claims to hate the place but secretly loves going to check him out while hes exercising.
  • Angsty sex. Every argument leads to them having sex.
  • Cassian loves taking pictures of Nesta while shes not looking and when she notices, she tries to grab the phone off him but at the same time is laughing and smiling.
  • Multiple camping trips throughout the year ( sometimes with the gang)
  • Goes ALL OUT on Halloween couples costumes. ( One time they made the gang dress as the whole Scooby Doo characters)
  • Dirty af snapchats to each other while they’re at work.
  • Constantly sending memes as a form of communication.


  • Been in love with each other for years and while everyone else knows it, they act clueless to it. 
  • When they finally get together, Rhys slaps Cassian on the back saying “pay up bro”. (They all made bets on how long it would take them to get together and obviously Rhys won.)
  • Az loves making Mor watch the James Bonds movies with him as his dream job is to work for MI5. 
  • Not fussy about PDA in public, just hands touching sometimes or a leg squeeze and just as a reassurance that they’re there.
  • But when in private, they’re very intimate and sensitive.
  • That couple that match their clothes, sometimes accidentally but Rhys and Cassian dont believe Az when he tells them.
  • Az is a hopeless romantic so for every anniversary they go to Disneyland which is where they met as kids.
  • When they have to babysit for Feysand, it usually ends up with the whole house being made into forts using all the blankets.


  • Whole weekends where they bake cakes, cookies, brownies and everything sugary.
  • Lucien wears glasses which will sometimes go missing as Elain is constantly trying them on.
  • Lucien had a greenhouse built for Elain to grow plants.
  • That couple who is renowned for being super adorable.
  • Dates that include bowling or ice skating.
  • Love taking trips to the countryside.
  • Lucien asks Rhys to be the best man at his wedding and Feyre + the girls are bridesmaids. Their speeches have everyone laughing.
  • Lucien cries while making his wedding speech.
  • Names all their daughters after flowers. 

Background: I was the DM for game my freinds and I had set up and we added a “meme” stat in our house rules. It could basicly help with override a charisma check for the better. My players were in a town buying some supplies but hadn’t split up the loot properly and the warlock of the group had very little gold.
The warlock: I would like to instead trade a spicy meme for the magical staff
Me: Role for spicy meme
Warlock: roles nat20*
Me: … you proceed to tell the merchant about a frog riding a unicycle and for some reason the merchant can’t stop laughing and just shoves the staff into your hands


life ruiner otps ~ Anne and Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables

“For a moment Anne’s heart fluttered queerly and for the first time her eyes faltered under Gilbert’s gaze and a rosy flush stained the paleness of her face. It was as if a veil that had hung before her inner consciousness had been lifted, giving to her view a revelation of unsuspected feelings and realities. Perhaps, after all, romance did not come into one’s life with pomp and blare, like a gay knight riding down; perhaps it crept to one’s side like an old friend through quiet ways; perhaps it revealed itself in seeming prose, until some sudden shaft of illumination flung athwart its pages betrayed the rhythm and the music, perhaps.. perhaps… love unfolded naturally out of a beautiful friendship, as a golden-hearted rose slipping from its green sheath.”

Finnish Grammar Gothic

- There are 14, 15 or 16 cases, depending on who you ask. One might be accusative. Accusative may not exist at all. It depends on who you ask. Who do you ask? You don’t know who to ask. You can ask nobody. The accusative case stares at you, accusingly.

- Imperative exists in three persons. Which three persons, you ask. Plural, they reply. Don’t forget the plural imperative. You stare at your textbook. Your textbook stares back at you. The negative active 2. person imperative has ceased to make any sense. Has it ever made sense?

- You’re learning the difference between the short and the long vowels. The short vowels are short. The long ones are twice as long as the short ones. But really, they say, they’re thrice as long as that. Even longer than that. Ä, you say. Ää. Äää. Äääääääääää-
It never stops.

- The verb types are easy, they say. There are only six verb types. Six. Your text book lists only five. What is the sixth verb type? It’s in the next book, your professor says. There is no next book. What is the sixth verb type?

- The vowels come in groups. You don’t know why they’ve come or why they’re in groups. You learn their harmony all the same. You shed a tear when you’ve mastered it. But have you mastered it? The vowel harmony lulls you into a false sense of security. The vowels will strike when you least expect it.

- Consonant gradation.

- There is no accusative, your professor screams at you. It’s genitive! Or partitive! Or plural nominative, but only in the personal pronouns! The accusative does not exist! He is red in the face. Why does the accusative not exist? Do grammatical objects not exist in this language? you ask. (You shouldn’t have asked.) You are met with blank stares.

- In the future you would like to speak Finnish fluently. You make the mistake of saying this aloud. The ground opens beneath your feet and a terrible voice booms: THERE IS NO FUTURE! Silly you, you think. Of course there isn’t. You dutifully note down the three different past tenses.

- Sentence replacements replace sentences, your professor tells you. He does not tell you what the sentences are replaced with. You stare at the list of sentence replacements. There are nine items on the list. One is a quantum sentence replacement. You dare not ask.

- New words are easy to create, they say. So easy. What could possibly go wrong? You decide to create a new word. You have created an abomination.

- You’re conjugating -i nouns. There’s another group of -i nouns conjugated differently. These are very old words, your professor says. There’s another group of -i nouns. These are very old words, she says. Even older words. There’s another group of -i nouns. These are very old words, she says. They are ancient words. Blood and devil words, the past whispers in your ear.

- Some of those 14 or 15 or 16 cases are fossilised, so don’t worry about them, your professor says. Don’t worry at all. But you worry. You must worry.

- You watch a video on facebook. The Most Important Word In Finnish, it’s called. It becomes clear that it is possible to carry entire conversations using only this one word. Your smile stiffens on your face. There is only one word. There has only ever been one word.


game of thrones meme: prophecies [1 of 2] » maggy’s prophecy 

“When will I wed the prince?” Never. You will wed the king.” I will be queen, though?” Aye. Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” Will the king and I have children?” Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds, she said. And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.”