this is a joke dont get mad

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okay but if i were jeremy this wouldve unfortunately been my first thought, and there wouldve been no musical at all

this is so lame

Just finished Castlevania.

  • The choice to make Simon a blonde pretty boy was daring, but made for a funny character.
  • The show doesn’t focus enough on Simon, the Belmont family, or Dracula. 
  • Too much focus on a side character named Captain N? WTF?
  • Tons of cameos from other video games. Donkey Kong, Link, Mega Man. Don’t know how they pulled it off the licensing must’ve been a nightmare
  • Sound effects were taken mostly from Super Mario Bros.

Despite the radical retelling of the source material, Castlevania isn’t a bad show. 

5 out of 5 Lankey Kongs

another dumb thing going on! ppl thinking about dropping bts for the girls being in the video. and these ppl arent just straight girls mad abt their bias being around a girl.

if you are straight girl mad ur bias is around another girl, grow up! they dont know you and you cant control them. being possessive is ugly 😪

to the people mad about these characters being girls rather than boys for the sake of proving bts are Gay/bi icons, uhhhhhhh get ur head out of ur asshole? first, it’s not even confirmed if these girls will play love interests in the plot. second, BTS has never stated hyyh/wings is gay like tjdjrodja that was Us stans! they arent queerbaiting you just gotta realize bts as bi/gay icons is indeed a joke! it’s ok for us queer ppl to joke or make theories like that but you being upset over this proves you see as more than that and youre actually trying to force gayness onto them. please stop ur making us look dumb. third, if you say bts are bi icons but ur upset abt the thought of them being romantic with a girl… ur biphobic? finally, there are even straight ppl being upset abt this bc their stupid ship. Ahem. Stop fetishizing (asian) gay relationships 🗣🗣🗣

the white people going around saying “michael chu’s tweets arent necessarily canon” all fail to realize that theyre wasting their breath claiming that theyre allies to nonwhite fans if theyre this out of sorts about a tweet by the literal lore writer of this game talking about indigenous mccree

“i LOVE nonwhite mccree, BUT-” you dont love nonwhite mccree and youre trying to look smart by playing the devils advocate but this is a brown video game character and youre really going this hard to shut down ethnic headcanons. take a nap and get mad about something else that doesnt directly tell fans of color that theyre wrong about something this superficial lol

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they just remind me of Spongebob and Patrick, it suits pretty well

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(i guess idea might be a little inspired by @puffrisk (??))

Bf! Ten

  • Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul
  • It took you a week to get his name right
  • And now you can’t get it out of your head
  • You met Ten at a concert, oblivious that this event was going to change your life
  • Because now Ten isn’t just your life, he is your future, your shining star, the only reason you wake up in the morning
  • You were so excited to see Ed Sheeran, it wasn’t the first time but this time you took an extra hour getting ready, making sure your hair looked perfect for the event and that you outfit was classy and sexy
  • You had not expected this gorgeous human to be there so as you goofed around with your friends and sipped on your drink, he just stared at you
  • It was just a glance at first and then several glances until he was gawking at you, his gaze refusing to detach themselves from you
  • As the lights went dim and the stage lit up you excitedly jumped and he giggled at you, marvelled by your captivating beauty
  • You turned around to find the source of the laughter and there he was, with his friends smiling brightly at you. You blushed and looked away, not used to such attention
  • During the whole concert you both sneaked glances at one another until ‘Thinking Out Loud’ came on and instead of focusing on the performer you both looked at each other. It was like time stood still or something, you couldn’t seem to look away
  • He waited for you outside the arena, looking everywhere to find you and then smiled when he saw you approaching, looking lost and delving for someone and then your eyes met
  • You both exchanged numbers and let me tell you, you weren’t able to sleep that night. You kept on smiling at his cute gestures and how shy and smiley he was
  • Your first date was in a coffee shop and it was such a laugh. Both of you clicked so well and he held your hand so tight and kissed your cheek as you left
  • He became your life before you even knew it and you grew more in love with him as time passed
  • He loves the fact that you’re shorter than him (if you are) and hugs you really tight
  • And his hugs are a mixture of cold and warmth and love and he smells like heavy musk and you often find his scent on your clothes
  • His kisses are really soft and pure and he holds you by the hips and brings you as close as he can, wanting to hold more of you and attempting to make both of your bodies one
  • Texts you a lot and his texts are always so excited and cute with so many emojis and memes
  • Has the ugliest picture of you as his screen saver
  • takes a lot of pictures of you while eating, sleeping, studying
  • He just loves your face when you’re doing something important, oblivious of how you look
  • He takes so many selfies with you when you go on a date
  • “ONE MOREEEEE”
  • Loves having you sit on his lap, but loves it more when he sits on yours
  • Plays with your hair and comments on how soft it is and asks for the name of your shampoo
  • rests his head on your shoulder and holds you by the waist and dozes off
  • Like a child
  • gets worried when you’re sick and brings you all the healthy soups and medicines even if they’re irrelevant 
  • “ten this is birth control, are you hinting at something”
  • makes sexual jokes without meaning to
  • Like if you dont want to eat something he’ll be like “Im gonna shove it down your throat!” “Oh wait no sorry i didnt mean it like that”
  • playfully smacks your bum and acts all cute when you get mad at him
  • Back hugs you a lot and sniffs your hair
  • “Ten I can’t reach the container, can you get it for me?” “HA SHORTY” *Calls Johnny for help*
  • Johnny is your best friend and y’all are the best buddies and he’s always hanging around with Ten
  • But sometimes you feel like a third wheel and get really quiet and Ten immediately notices it and includes you more
  • going out for smoothies late at night
  • cute movie dates
  • going for shopping together and him giving you fashion advice
  • “Of course you need me, I’m the ultimate fashion icon”
  • aesthetic couple pictures at expensive af stores
  • exchanging couple rings and him being so cute about it
  • he acts like you’re already engaged
  • couple piercings and he held your hand while you were getting the needle pierced into your cartilage
  • “see it wasn’t that bad” *drying away your tears”
  • holding your hand everywhere you go and then plants a kiss on your cheeks randomly
  • looks away as if it wasn’t him and you smack him cuz its too public to be sneaking kisses
  • holds your hand under the table when you’re out with your friends
  • “How do I look today Ten?”
  • “Not like me”
  • catches you off guard by suddenly speaking to you in english and gets all smug about it
  • hanging out in his practice room and watching him dance
  • and then joining him and him just staring at your ass the whole time
  • still can’t believe you’re dating him
  • has you as ‘my girl’ in his phone
  • doesn’t get jealous easily and is friendly with all your guy friends
  • always so cheery around you
  • whenever you’re having a bad day, he’s always there to cheer you up
  • so sensitive and cries often 
  • especially when you two fight
  • apologises after ten minutes of fight (see what i did there?)
  • works rlly hard but always makes time for you because he loves you
  • so cringy it hurts
  • wants to be next to you 24/7
  • “Ten I’m going to the bathroom”
  • “But stillll”
  • kinky
  • knows ur weaknesses and loves to exploit them
  • like touching you when he’s not supposed to be
  • running his hand ghostly over your thighs and then grabbing them gently and giving you a lustful look
  • but then if he’s horny he can also be clingy and petty
  • rough in bed, has a daddy kink, and loves it when you yell out his name
  • “errr babe, why am I not “king of thailand on ur phone”
  • calling you baby really slowly and then smiling bright
  • so cute you want to kiss him all the time
  • listening to ed sheeran to relax
  • laying on the grass and star gazing with your head on his chest and him gently stroking your hair
  • and sometimes he sings as well and often finds you sleeping in his arms
  • warm cuddling sessions which results in you not wanting to leave the bed in the morning
  • couple shoes
  • couple bracelets
  • couple lock screens
  • has a picture of you in his dorm room
  • talks about you all the time and his family knows everything about you
  • going on a trip to thailand and exploring the culture with him
  • “bet you cant take all that spice”
  • eating competitions
  • kissing competitions
  • You both end up in a laughing mess
  • you were glad you went to that concert that day
  • cuz Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul is your everything

A/N: I was listening to Thinking Out Loud while writing this and I think Ten fits the song perfectly??

Older Brother Mark

Requests: Heyyoo!! Can you do an older brother! Mark sometime :3

i dont feel bad lmao how about twin mark or twin chenle or twin renjun or twin jaemin - shinyeol-ie

  • guess who’s back with writing again after a month’s/or less of hiatus!!
  • okay not officially back yet but
  • i’ll be slowly getting back! so the ‘hiatus from writing’ will still be there in my bio/askbox but feel free to request still,, i’ll remove it once i post regularly again!
  • i wanted to write today because so many things have been on my mind lately and im a mess so i had to let it all go so im here writing!
  • so why not start it off with the person i love most in the world, margarie!!!
  • with an older brother! au
  • i did one with jeno & jaemin
  • enough of my nonsense, let’s start

  • how do we describe him

  • he can be the sweetest, most caring & most protective brother one could ever ask for
  • but at moments you feel like punching yourself because he’s like clueless 24/7 and he asks for you help with everything
  • back then when both of yall were 12, your parents had to leave the country for a business trip for a few days
  • and for some reason they trusted the both of you to stay at home and not cause any trouble
  • “mark, take good care of your sister we’ll be back soon”
  • “yes of course, dont worry!!”
  • two hours after they leave, he disappears into the kitchen for fifteen minutes
  • you hear a slight shout from him
  • then you see him going into your room with an embarrassed smile and giggle
  • “uhh, i may or may not have burnt our noodles-”
  • “god mark they’re INSTANT noodles, who in the world burns their instant noodles-”
  • “you cant blame me, i tried-”
  • “yeah sure, let’s just call in”
  • but he’s always there to help you out in school?
  • would lend you his notes even if you didnt ask
  • and would also specially find you at your classroom so he could pass you the lunch he packed for you
  • “mom asked me to give you this”
  • “mom? her sandwiches arent that-”
  • “shush fine it’s from me, tell mom i’ll be coming back late today, hanging out with the boys”
  • and like always, mr absolutely capable has tons of people around that admire him
  • your friends fangirl to you and often tell you how lucky you are he’s your brother
  • and they would always find ways to talk to him
  • or make you introduce him to them
  • your guy friends would try to hit you up so they could make friends with him
  • and you’re so used to it you dont even bother doing anything anymore
  • “he’s busy, he’s always busy, dont ask me”
  • would probably barge into your room in the middle of the night
  • to ask you for ideas for lyrics
  • or to tell you random and weird facts that he probably read online
  • or even just suggesting to watch a movie together because he was bored
  • never gets pissed & mad at you
  • in your whole life, probably only once or twice??
  • because he’s an angel
  • and they were over matters where he was concerned for you, so you couldn’t blame him for getting mad
  • like that one time he found out you skipped school just because you werent feeling your best and he got all worried after he heard from his classmate
  • he left school early just to find you
  • and thank goodness he found you at your favourite park just staring blankly
  • then he shouted at you for not telling him and making him worry, saying how he’s upset and scared that you had gotten in trouble
  • but as soon as he saw you cry
  • he’d soften and apologise for shouting
  • and become the sweetest brother ever!! he’d let you cry on his shoulders and listen to your problems
  • he even offered to treat you to your favourite ice cream?? aw
  • always complaining about the boys to you
  • mainly the dreamies
  • especially hyuck & chenle
  • on how they always tease him and make fun of him
  • and when you finally met them, you joined their squad™
  • hyuck & you would always plan pranks together and enjoy laughing at mark’s reactions
  • while the other members take care of you
  • “MARGARIE’S SISTER AYE” -jaehyoons
  • “Y/N ah, did you eat well today? do you want to stay for dinner?” -taeyong mom
  • “omg Y/N’s as cute as our mark!!” -mark’s number 1 fan, doyoung
  • very overprotective
  • like that one day he found out you were dating jaemin
  • (you couldn’t help it this boy was making your heart pump so quickly as if it was popping out of your chest)
  • “wHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE DATING Y/N?”
  • “HYUNG CALM DOWN, we’ve been dating for 2 months already-”
  • “TWO? TWO??? oh my god i cant believe this, i feel so… betrayed”
  • “mark you’re overreacting”
  • “no im not, AS YOUR BROTHER I HAVE THE RIGHTS-”
  • “as if you’re against jaemin” “or are you omg”
  • “YOU COULD’VE PICKED JENO OR RENJUN BUT- jaemin? Y/N i dont know what to say”
  • “hyung am i that bad”
  • “no you’re not, it’s okay this is too much for me, i’ll talk to you all tomorrow”
  • 2 hours later you receive a text from him
  • “got to be honest here,, i fully support you and jaemin, this kid will take good care of you. i trust that and i trust him. i’m happy for you all”
  • and you get another text from jaemin
  • “babe!! hyung just came into my room and gave me a long talk, on all the things you like, your habits and all wow. he looks really happy about this matter though-much different to his reaction just now, is this a good sign?”
  • eventually he often brings you two out for lunch
  • and is always interested to hear stories or interesting things that happen between you two
  • aside from all that
  • he’s really supportive!
  • everything you do he’d give you positive feedback and give you encouraging words if you need it
  • because after all you both are siblings/twins, you have the same personality and he understands how you feel deeply so he tries his best to motivate you while he can
  • makes really bad jokes all the time
  • but you still laugh because hey, at least he’s trying
  • and he gets all giggly and confident after that
  • hypes you up A LOT
  • “Y/N LEEEEEEEEE”
  • “WOO THAT’S MY SISTER”
  • “AYEAYEAYEAYE”
  • which is why hyuck always teases him about
  • “hyung you never do that to me”
  • “you’re not my sister”
  • “oh”
  • “kidding dont be mad”
  • “sorry cant talk right now”
  • all in all
  • he’s always bringing you happiness
  • and he’s also there to be your pillar of support
  • dotes on you a lot!!
  • even though you cant see it because he doesnt express himself well
  • but you know he cares and loves you
  • so you love and cherish him as a brother too!!
~ still not gay ~

Word Count: 2 800

Genre: chat fic, coming out, coming to terms with sexuality, humour

Pairing(s): phan, tiny mention of kickthestickz

Warnings: swearing, so many spelling/grammar mistakes (all on purpose as it’s a chat fic), mentioned homophobia, sexual humour (not a lot)

Summary:

crabstickzzz has added PJ to the chat.
PJ: what?
dannyboy: chris and co. think im gay

A/N Shout out to the (formerly) ~ still not gay ~ chat, thanks for not believing I was straight. (Loosely based off my own unconventional coming out.)

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Okay hear me out: the critical role cast has some issues when it comes to lgbt+ representation & interacting with fans.

I know it’s easy to look at fans being upset over Marisha’s comments about Keyleth’s sexuality & think fans are “demanding”, “asking too much”, “intruding on a private game”. These are all accusations I’ve seen in the last 24 hours. It’s important to remember that this has all come up because Marisha was joking about f/f attraction on the stream. She has Keyleth say she wanted to see Vex’s breasts and it spiraled from there. 

Fans are reacting to this because Keyleth being bi/questioning/etc will remove the sting of this conversation. 

Confirming a character as exploring something other than heterosexuality (however badly it’s done) is still better than using other sexualities as a punchline. 

And the critical role cast does this. It does this a lot. Here are a few from the top of my head:

  • the purposeful misgendering of raishan (mainly by sam)
  • grog’s ‘boyfriend’  Kerrek
  •  scanlan’s many, many jokes about sex with men*
  • laura’s whole ‘haha maybe vex will get a gf ;) jk she’s been in love with percy this whole time’
  •  hell, vax’s romance with gilmore started off as liam trying to flirt the price of goods down. to his credit he committed to it for a while, but then he followed the bisexual trope of finding the ‘right’ person of a different sex and choosing them instead.

*sam had been joking about scanlan and men for months before finally discussing the topic seriously on twitter. even then he just said “not 100% heterosexual”. it’s progress, but there’s still a way to go

“but emma, they have good intentions! you have to be patient and respectful of the cast!” my dudes i dont have to respect someone who treats the representation of my community like a novelty shirt they can wear for a day and take off later. i know they’re trying, i know they’re learning, but they still need to apologize when they make a mistake. no one is asking for blood, folks. 

This could have been avoided (or certainly at least reduced) if Marisha hadn’t initially been so evasive on twitter. the unwillingness to confirm anything read as Marisha wanting to continue the trend of joking about lgbt+ representation. it was a dismissal. 

i love Marisha, god knows i defend her until i’m red in the face, but no one gets a universal pass. she’s an adult and she knew she upset people. it wouldn’t have cost her anything to tweet something like “hey i didn’t think about keyleth’s speech last night and i’m sorry that it came across as a cheap joke. i’d like to explore keyleth’s sexuality more & this will take time bc she’s inexperienced. please bear with me as both she and i figure this out”

that’s literally all she needed to do.

the cast struggles when it comes to apologizing to the lgbt+ community. we just need to look at how they handled the situation with j’mon’s misgendering. matt actually used the “dont get mad at your allies” speech, something i know a lot of us (myself included) have heard before. again, mistakes are going to happen. people slip up, we know this, but you still apologize for mistakes. you dont get to say “hm i dont think what i did caused you any harm”. you have to step back and say “oh i upset you? that wasnt my intention and i’m very sorry for that. this is new to me and i hope i will do better in the future”

final thoughts:

-this isn’t a private game anymore. this is a show that many of us pay money to access. that doesn’t give us the right to make demands, but it does give us the right to ask that our sexuality and gender aren’t treated as a joke. it gives us the right to ask a cast member if they were serious when they flirted with the idea of their character not being straight. 

-the problem isn’t that keyleth is questioning. the problem is that the cast has a tendency to joke about these things and then never return to it, as if lgbt+ representation is a tap you can turn on or off. (sam is the only exception i can think of, but again that wasn’t confirmed on screen.) minority groups shouldn’t be treated like this.

-it’s not entitlement to ask that your sexuality isn’t a punchline. it’s not demanding to ask for clarification. it’s not asking too much for an apology. 

if straight actors dont want to seriously consider non-heterosexual orientations, then they dont get to make jokes about sexuality. 

forgotten || clay jensen

prompt: sorry I’m requesting this since you said you had a ton, but could you do a 13 reasons why imagine? Where clay and the reader are best friends and clay always liked the reader and the reader always liked him but when Hannah comes along she thinks clay forgot about her but he never did and something happens between them?? love you girly!!💗

warnings: jealous!reader, some cursing

a/n: i hope you enjoy the imagine ! requests are open and feedback is appreciated :) xx


You weren’t a big fan of Hannah Baker. She didn’t do anything bad but she was stealing your best friend and crush, Clay Jensen, away from you. Which put her on your bad side.

It had started when you and Clay were walking together to the Crestmont Theater, where Clay had started working. The two of you entered and Clay walked up the concession stand and there stood a girl with long, wavy brown hair. “How can i help you?” She asked, her name tag saying ‘Hannah’. Clay greeted her with a smile and introduced himself, letting Hannah know he was here for his job. You had noticed that the two seemed to have clicked.

After those events, you would always visit Clay at The Crestmont, talking to him during his breaks. You had a crush on Clay but it didn’t affect how you hung out with him. You were still you, not a fumbling mess, which you always wondered how you stayed calm. But unbeknownst to you, Clay had also liked you, he just wasn’t good with expressing his feelings. But after a couple of weeks, Clay had started distancing himself from you without even realizing it.

He started hanging out with Hannah more. You always invited him to go do something but he always declines, with an excuse of “Oh I’m doing something with Hannah.” You knew you shouldn’t feel jealous, Clay wasn’t your boyfriend. But you couldn’t help that pang of jealousy and your heart aching whenever he brought up Hannah. You ignored those feelings but soon it got worse. When the two of you sat at lunch, Hannah came over and sat across from you and Clay.

The two of them engaged in conversation, none of them acknowledging you. When the two of them together, it felt as if you had disappeared and never existed. Soon enough, you and Clay rarely talked. It was always Hannah this and Hannah that and it pissed you off. What made you really cut off Clay was when you, Clay and Hannah had went to a party. You stood alone a red solo cup in your hand, Clay and Hannah was long gone. You sighed, walking around the crowded house, and the sight that came made made your heart ache.

There sat Hannah and Clay the two almost kissing, you had left before you could see what happened next. After the party, you and Clay were like strangers. You ghosted away from Clay, not sitting near him at lunch, and rarely going to the Crestmont. You and Clay Jensen were no longer friends, hell not even acquaintances.

You were walking home from a long day of school, your earbuds on and music playing loudly. You felt a tap on your shoulder and you looked up seeing the one and only Clay Jensen. You paused your music, putting away your earbuds. “Hey Y/N, long time no see huh. How are you?” He greeted. “Um I’m fine.” You replied, not really knowing what to do. The two of you walked in silence before Clay spoke up.

“So… why aren’t you talking to me Y/N? Aren’t we suppose to be best friends?” You stopped in your tracks. “What the hell do you mean Jensen? We’re not best friends. That ended once you started ditching me for Hannah.” You replied, your temper gradually growing. “What? You stopped talking to me. Not the other way around.” Clay replies and you scoff. “You have the audacity to pin this on me? You know what fuck you Jensen. To think that I had a crush on you, what was I thinking?” You shot back before beginning to walk.

Clay was shocked, him finding out that you actually liked him back. “Wait, no Y/N. You have a crush on me?” He asked, catching up to you. “Leave me alone Jensen, don’t you have a girlfriend to be with?” Clay stopped you from walking. “Hannah is not my girlfriend. I like someone else, more specifically you, Y/N. I like you.” You were speechless, Clay actually liked you back. Clay then cupped your face in his hands and pressed his lips to yours.

The two of you pulled away after a couple of moments. “C'mon girlfriend, we have a long way to go till your home.” Clay said, putting his arm around you. “I’m still kinda mad at you Jensen. But being your best friend and girlfriend is something I could get used to.” You spoke, grinning. “You’re such a dork.” Clay joked, then the two of you continued your walk.


I dont know how i feel about this but i posted !! hope you liked the imagine

I dont get why more fans dont headcanon ushiwaka as autistic i mean??

Missing social cues :
-he really thinks hes giving oikawa good advice w/ the ‘you should have…’ bc he thinks thats the environment oikawas talent would grow best in
-doesnt get why oikawa gets so mad when he says that
-doesnt get why people get mad when he’s overly blunt and inconsiderate of others feelings/circumstances when he speaks
-doesnt catch sarcasm, misses jokes

Special interest:
-in canon, volleyball, all he really cares about is whether he can play, if his opponents are any good, improving is the most important thing to him so he sees it as naturally important to everyone around him too
-in fanon, gardening, linking everything back to analogies to express his sentiments, ideas and feelings.

Probably more stuff idk im typing this as it occurs to me bc ive been in the car for 8hrs feel free to add to this but idg why people only meantion kenma when it comes to autistic character headcanons.

EXO Reacts:Their Idol GF having a wardrobe malfunction

EXO Gif reaction to their Idol girlfriend having a stage malfunction

Xiumin: Xiumin would probably get really angry at management for letting something like that happen. He would have words with the staff after words and make sure you NEVER get humiliated like that again

Originally posted by xiu-love-min

Suho: Being the leader of EXO he has to help make sure these things dont happen. So when it happened to you he felt like it was some what his fault

Originally posted by suhomysuho

Lay: He would be confused as to why fans were screaming. He actually wouldn’t notice until Chanyeol pointed it out. Then this unicorn would be mortified. He would probably get emotional and feel embarrassed for you.

Originally posted by kaiauch

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anonymous asked:

I was wondering about troye's personality,so what's his personality(if you dont mind me asking)

idk hes pretty eh at most times

he gets mad easily and he rarely smiles?? or feels happy??????? 

not v serious and makes a lot of self deprecating jokes