wanna one reacting to you not being able to solve a rubix cube
lai guanlin: *takes it from you and solves it in 5.283 seconds*
lee daehwi: *winces every time you make a wrong move* no, no, you do it. oooOOOHHShhllkjeouch *body contortions bc he wants you to do it on your own but struggles to keep his pain inside*
bae jinyoung: *jumps around to hype you up to keep trying* *would probably accidentally smack the cube out the window when you’re finally on the edge of solving it*
park woojin: *peels off stickers to help you “solve” the rubix*
park jihoon: honey. you. can. do. this. dont. you. dare. give. up. now. OR SO HELP ME GOD I- *incoherent mumbling* *goes to write a paper on how much he believes in you*
kang daniel: *grabs his pompoms* babe, let’s go let’s go!! YOU GOT THIS! GIVE ME AN R! U! B! I! X! *cue jumping splits* *cue deathscream*
kim jaehwan: just give up already.
ong seongwoo: bitch, what the fuck, give that to me. *4.6 hours later* bitch, what the fuck.
hwang minhyun: *does everything to stimulate your mind while you try to solve it* *head massages* *makes you do yoga* ok sweetie, so if you could just wrap your leg around your forehead for me, that would be gr8
ha sungwoon: *his mom always said almonds are good for thinking so he stuffs as many as he can into your mouth* shhh shh, don’t fight it *keeps putting more in despite the fact they’re not even staying in your mouth anymore*
yoon jisung: *claps through the entirety of your struggle*
Legends of Tomorrow:
So this season on our time travel show, we'll be bringing someone back from the dead, the team will meet a telepathic gorilla, Jax and Stein the nuclear powered superheroes will switch bodies, taking selfies with historical figures, and they'll be fighting vampires.
Okay sounds good nothing weird there.
Legends of Tomorrow:
Oh yeah and Rip Hunter creates a Time Bureau that's incredibly efficient.
B U L L S H I T Rip Hunter is a goddamn mESS this man couldn't handle 8 human beings without 2 dying and you want me to bELIEVE THAT HE CAN MAKE THE WORLD'S MOST EFFICIENT TIME AGENCY? This man needs a STRESS BALL he can't even handle a NAP he spent a year making cakes and drinking and he makes the Time Bureau BULLLLLLLSHIII-
my favourite part of watching rdj talk to people about tony stark is that like. you can Tell how seriously he takes this character oh my god. the split second after someone says something that is Incorrect he’s like,,,mildly visibly irritated and there’s a moment of “do i want to get into this. keep smiling do i want to get into the inner workings of a fictional character over a dumb joke right here and now” and then when people ask Good questions or show that they Know and Care About this character he’s like “!!!!! good yes i like this” also he has such Good Answers always it just warms my heart so much that he Thinks About Tony Stark This Much and gets into Detail and has Headcanons About Tony’s Mom like. i lov him thank u mr bob for bringing my most beloved son to life and also caring abt him and fighting for him for all these years
I was on your side. I was like "it's obviously a cup". But at the end, you said you have some sort of weird cup/bowl hybrid, and idk wtf that's about, but it's a cup.
love is compromise.
i had been giving her shit for 12 hours. like the least i can do was be like ok bb its some sort of weird hybrid, lets go watch jurassic park i’ll brew cafecito and pour it in the bowl.
(its totally a cup. if i died tomorrow, showed up to hell, and satan himself told me it was a bowl i’d fight him too. esp him. who the fuck is satan to tell me what human things are. like ur the overlord of hell - not kitchens. what suddenly u are the master of all kitchenware? suddenly u cook satan? bc fried human doesn’t count. u have fire everywhere. that shit is a 1-2 easy bake oven easy breezy beautiful covergirl meal. like do u actually cook. do u even eat. does satan even consume nutrients to maintain his corporeal form? u know what. no fuck this. i take this all back. cuban coffee was 100% made by the devil. nothing that potent is made by anything good or pure. i take that back. ok. ok. rewind. ok so! if i died tomorrow, showed up to hell, and satan himself told me it was a bowl - i’d still fucking fight him because that shit is a cup)
so anyway like i was saying, love is a compromise and
Jennie: BLINK ❤️️ Beulping is here Jendeukie is here. We’ve come back with a new song in just 6 months. We’ve prepared a lot to show you good music and a good stage so please spend the exciting summer with us. I’m nervous from thinking about standing in front of BLINKs for the first time in a long time again. Thank you for waiting for us thank you for being with us, thank you for being BLINKs. A fresh, cute, funny, serious, and sexy Jendeukie with many sides to show is waiting so let’s go go! BLACKPINK = BLINK Let’s play as if it’s our last yap yap fighting! - LOTS of LOVE from J
Jisoo: Nyeongan BLINK ❤️️ I’ve wanted to comeback as BLACKPINK again and FINALLY. I’m so happy that we get to meet again >_< You waited a long time for us, didn’t you? Thank you always. We prepared and practiced a lot because we wanted to show a good side of ourselves, so we’d be very pleased and happy if BLINKs like it. ^.^ I think we’ll be able to see each other more this time so let’s enjoy our time ❤️️ We’ll become a Beulpink that BLINKs can be proud of through ever-improving versions of ourselves. We love you ^u^ ❤️️
Rosé: Our BLINK~ How are you guys? You didn’t forget us, right? :( You guys worked really hard for waiting for us~ :( After waiting for a long period, finally comeback.. the thoughts of standing on stage in front of BLINK gets me fluttering I thought I was about to pass out.. kekeke! Thank you very much for coming out today to cheer for us. ❤️️ Always more closer… more often! Even though my heart that wants to see you guys is this big… finally! I get to see your faces I’m… very happy ㅠ.ㅠ This time too, we practiced really a lot to show BLINKs a really nice stage.. I hope BLINKs will like it a lot ~ kyu ❤️️ As much as I wanted to see your faces, during this promotion, I shall remember your faces >< You know that Chaeng is always thankful and cherish you guys, right? I LOVE YOU ALL SO BAD ❤️️ MUAAHH 💋~ - LOTS & LOTS OF LOVE, ROSÉ
Lisa: BLINK~~!! Kyaaa….finally we have the chance to meet!! >< For the past 6 months, how was it going? Sigh.. it wasn’t going well for me.. because I couldn’t see BLINK keke~ It was tiring waiting for us, right?? ㅜ We are going to see each other soon so please wait a little bit more! Please give “As If It’s Your Last” a lot of anticipation and a lot of love~ ❤️️ Let’s see each other soon~~ 🌟❤️️🌟 BLINK love you~ hehe >//< - BLACKPINK -LISA-
I will fight anyone who disrespect Italy’s song or winning. It’s something not to like a song - and it’s totally normal. BUT, if you disrespect Occidentali’s Karma saying: - stupid lyrics (which is Italian) - stupid gorilla (like, do you EVEN know what it represents? yes, Y O U.) - Francesco’s voice (is this even a reason to not like a song?) , I will literally fight you. It’s not about funny dancing or a gorilla, you moron. It’s about every stupid thing you like and fantasize about popular culture.
For God’s sake, just read the lyrics and translation in whatever language you know.
Occidentali’s Karma is too good for a politically corrupt show like Eurovision. It will go up there, and perform, and win. It’s the best Eurovision song ever and nothing can and will convince me otherwise.
!! well really it depends on what kind of shows u like? If u want like a feel-good show with a well developed plot, diverse cast, and swell tunage, then yes! I recommend steven universe! it manages to be light while still teaching some very good lessons, and the few fights scenes they do have are great! Animation is aweSOME too so i definitely recommend it!
hunk and lance didnt meet until the third grade and when they did lance automatically went that one and clung ever sense
prior to contrary belief, it was hunk that was always dragging them into trouble as kids. not that lance wasn’t a little troublemaker at heart, but hunk was waaaaay less scared of his two moms than lance was of his one
lance was always highkey jealous that hunk got two moms. “It means twice the kisses, man!”
needless to say, lance always got “welcome home” kisses when he visited hunks
THEY HAD MATCHING SPIDERMAN SLEEP PANTS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND HUNK HATED IT
“lance, i like iron man” “but dude its not as cute if we’re not matching” “…fine”
speaking of high school……………….. thats when they shared their first kiss
lance claims he was very smooth about it but if hunk remembers correctly, lance was shaking more than he was. and thats saying something.
it started out as very innocent sleepover which quickly turned into “what do you mean you haven’t kissed anyone, hunk?” and “shut up, lance, neither have you.”
“should we……….just do it to get it over with?” hunk nodded so fast he made himself a little dizzy
afterwards there was lots of “that was nice” and “your lips are soft talk”
neither of them really spoke about it but there was kind of a mutual agreement that they both liked it. like,,,,,,,, alot.
needless to say they started doing it a lot more and it resulted in the ending of further sleepovers
and shut doors(thanks to lance’s mama)
they’re actually not all that positive when they got together. lance claims he knows, but hunk is pretty sure the day changes every year .
“last year you said it was on the 8th.” “nope, nope im pretty sure i told you it was the 12th.”
despite being together all these years lance still blushes all the way to his toes when hunk sings to him
hunk has a bit more control over his reactions but is visibly at ease when lance plays with his hair
they dont fight much but when they do they resolve it pretty quickly as neither of them has much practice being mad at each other
hunk always supports lance’s terrible comebacks
pide: lance u literally smell like a wet dog go shower, lance: well u LOOK like a shower pidge, hunk while sighing: good one babe, you really showed her
because of hunks continued support of the years the insults get worse and hunk l o v e s it
I wish the clans (more so the writers) were like "u can join our gang Only if u complete these tasks" instead of just being like if ur a kittypet/ loner/ rouge u can Die. Like I feel like it'd just be better for the clans and way more interesting if they did that??? Like u have to be able to hunt and have to show some skill in fighting and all that and just overall if ur capable of clan life then u get ur new name and start as an apprentice (no matter what age u are). What's ur onion
yeah that would be good! it could be some really random shit too like “find me a squirrel with a white spot on it’s face” or “bring me back x plant that totally exists and i didnt just make up on the spot”
or it could just be a “prove ur honor” fight each time the clan accepts someone new, and it’s usually vs young new warriors who are cocky (cough longtail cough cough)
Shiro trying to (I can't remember the word uhhhhh) make Matt and Keith date each other/realize their feelings
This is getting ridiculous.
It’s not surprising that Matt comes to him to complain about his current crush, he’s done that as long as they’ve known each other. It’s not even that surprising that Keith has been doing the same, goodness knows Keith doesn’t have a lot of close friends.
What’s ridiculous about it is that they’re complaining about (read: pining for) each other. And somehow neither has any idea, despite the constant flirting Shiro has to endure when he hangs out with them–well, Matt flirts. Keith tries. The point is it’s so unbelievably obvious, and they’re so unbelievably oblivious.
“Shirooo,” Matt’s always whining. “He’s so cute I’m going to die. Did you see what he did today?”
To which Shiro will respond that yes, he did see, and why won’t Matt ask him out already?
“No way!” Matt always, always responds. “What if he says no?”
Sometimes all Shiro can do is sigh.
Keith is no better. He always comes to Shiro agitated and pacing, until he finally bursts out with what’s bothering him.
“He complimented my jacket!” he exclaims, or some other gripe. “What did he mean by that? Am I reading into this!?”
Of course, Shiro knows that in Matt-speak, when aimed at Keith, “I like your jacket” actually means “I think you’re hot as hell.” Every time he tries to explain this, though, Keith will just shake his head.
“You’re making that up. There’s no way he thinks that about me,” he’ll say.
Idiots, the both of them.
Still, they’re his friends, and he wants them to get together as much for their happiness as his own sanity. Considering how stubborn they both are, though, he’s going to have to take drastic measures.
He calls Pidge.
“You’re gonna owe me,” she says when he asks for a favor.
“Of course,” says Shiro. “Also, it’s definitely illegal, and it’s gonna embarrass the hell out of your brother.”
“You know what? I’ll do it for free. What do you need?”
And that’s why when Shiro gets a call from Keith two days later that he’s going to be late to their weekly movie night, he’s not surprised in the slightest.
“I’m stuck in the elevator with Matt,” Keith explains, and Shiro has to fight to keep the grin out of his voice. He’s not fighting very hard, though.
“Just the two of you?”
“Shiro,” Keith says warningly.
“Just asking. What floor are you stuck nearest? Do you need me to bring snacks? Condoms?”
So movie night is delayed by a couple hours. But when Keith and Matt show up holding hands and bashfully refusing to meet his eyes, he knows it was definitely worth it.