this is a good show i will fight u

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Take it, take it, take it! Mark is ready to stab you with some fresh sharp rap

wanna one reacting to you not being able to solve a rubix cube

lai guanlin: *takes it from you and solves it in 5.283 seconds*

lee daehwi: *winces every time you make a wrong move* no, no, you do it. oooOOOHHShhllkjeouch *body contortions bc he wants you to do it on your own but struggles to keep his pain inside*

bae jinyoung: *jumps around to hype you up to keep trying* *would probably accidentally smack the cube out the window when you’re finally on the edge of solving it*

park woojin: *peels off stickers to help you “solve” the rubix*

park jihoon: honey. you. can. do. this. dont. you. dare. give. up. now. OR SO HELP ME GOD I- *incoherent mumbling* *goes to write a paper on how much he believes in you*

kang daniel: *grabs his pompoms* babe, let’s go let’s go!! YOU GOT THIS! GIVE ME AN R! U! B! I! X! *cue jumping splits* *cue deathscream*

kim jaehwan: just give up already.

ong seongwoo: bitch, what the fuck, give that to me. *4.6 hours later* bitch, what the fuck.

hwang minhyun: *does everything to stimulate your mind while you try to solve it* *head massages* *makes you do yoga* ok sweetie, so if you could just wrap your leg around your forehead for me, that would be gr8

ha sungwoon: *his mom always said almonds are good for thinking so he stuffs as many as he can into your mouth* shhh shh, don’t fight it *keeps putting more in despite the fact they’re not even staying in your mouth anymore*

yoon jisung: *claps through the entirety of your struggle*

a guide to the noragami characters

yato: sweaty hands. god. widely hated. loves fictional animals and iki hiyori. probably carries her used napkin in his tracksuit pocket.

yukine: literally just. this kid is 100% fuckin done with everyone’s shit. (mostly yato’s.) adores hiyori, though.

hiyori: smart. will fight you. loves wrestling. wants to be a doctor, but sort of falls out of her body every ten minutes. loved by like. everyone. impossible to not love. adorable.

masaomi: how did i get dragged into this. i just wanted toilet paper

kofuku: singlehandedly responsible for japan’s fiscal instability. next (vodka aunt)

daikoku: walks around behind kofuku cleaning up her messes. really loves her. loves her like a lot. you can just tell. he is Good, but chaotic good. will also fight u

bishamon: hates yato. loves her shinki and also blatantly disregarding Heaven in favour of justice (and probably showing up yato) (chaotic neutral?)

kazuma: bishamon, where are you. bishamon. i love you

tenjin: beard. thinks he’s smooth with the ladies. spoiler: he’s not. poetry (too much)

ebisu: powerful. tol. little on the airhead side? sweet. buds with yato

takemikazuchi: long hair. god of thunder! a mite arrogant. enjoys sashes and being loud.

kiun: takemikazuchi’s shinki. can be found probably chatting quietly with a potted plant.

fujisaki: get him AWAY

nora: what the FUCK

  • Legends of Tomorrow: So this season on our time travel show, we'll be bringing someone back from the dead, the team will meet a telepathic gorilla, Jax and Stein the nuclear powered superheroes will switch bodies, taking selfies with historical figures, and they'll be fighting vampires.
  • Me: Okay sounds good nothing weird there.
  • Legends of Tomorrow: Oh yeah and Rip Hunter creates a Time Bureau that's incredibly efficient.
  • Me: B U L L S H I T Rip Hunter is a goddamn mESS this man couldn't handle 8 human beings without 2 dying and you want me to bELIEVE THAT HE CAN MAKE THE WORLD'S MOST EFFICIENT TIME AGENCY? This man needs a STRESS BALL he can't even handle a NAP he spent a year making cakes and drinking and he makes the Time Bureau BULLLLLLLSHIII-

my favourite part of watching rdj talk to people about tony stark is that like. you can Tell how seriously he takes this character oh my god. the split second after someone says something that is Incorrect he’s like,,,mildly visibly irritated and there’s a moment of “do i want to get into this. keep smiling do i want to get into the inner workings of a fictional character over a dumb joke right here and now” and then when people ask Good questions or show that they Know and Care About this character he’s like “!!!!! good yes i like this” also he has such Good Answers always it just warms my heart so much that he Thinks About Tony Stark This Much and gets into Detail and has Headcanons About Tony’s Mom like. i lov him thank u mr bob for bringing my most beloved son to life and also caring abt him and fighting for him for all these years

anonymous asked:

aaahh you're making me want to watch black sails. what's it about?

forget what you saw. run. run while you still can.

anonymous asked:

I was on your side. I was like "it's obviously a cup". But at the end, you said you have some sort of weird cup/bowl hybrid, and idk wtf that's about, but it's a cup.

love is compromise.

i had been giving her shit for 12 hours. like the least i can do was be like ok bb its some sort of weird hybrid, lets go watch jurassic park i’ll brew cafecito and pour it in the bowl.

(its totally a cup. if i died tomorrow, showed up to hell, and satan himself told me it was a bowl i’d fight him too. esp him. who the fuck is satan to tell me what human things are. like ur the overlord of hell - not kitchens. what suddenly u are the master of all kitchenware? suddenly u cook satan? bc fried human doesn’t count. u have fire everywhere. that shit is a 1-2 easy bake oven easy breezy beautiful covergirl meal. like do u actually cook. do u even eat. does satan even consume nutrients to maintain his corporeal form? u know what. no fuck this. i take this all back. cuban coffee was 100% made by the devil. nothing that potent is made by anything good or pure. i take that back. ok. ok. rewind. ok so! if i died tomorrow, showed up to hell, and satan himself told me it was a bowl - i’d still fucking fight him because that shit is a cup)

so anyway like i was saying, love is a compromise and

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[INFO] 170624 BLACKPINK’s messages for BLINKs at Show! Music Core!
Trans: black2dpink824 and BLACKP1NKK, © Chew in My Area 

Jennie: BLINK ❤️️ Beulping is here Jendeukie is here. We’ve come back with a new song in just 6 months. We’ve prepared a lot to show you good music and a good stage so please spend the exciting summer with us. I’m nervous from thinking about standing in front of BLINKs for the first time in a long time again. Thank you for waiting for us thank you for being with us, thank you for being BLINKs. A fresh, cute, funny, serious, and sexy Jendeukie with many sides to show is waiting so let’s go go! BLACKPINK = BLINK Let’s play as if it’s our last yap yap fighting! - LOTS of LOVE from J

Jisoo: Nyeongan BLINK ❤️️ I’ve wanted to comeback as BLACKPINK again and FINALLY. I’m so happy that we get to meet again >_< You waited a long time for us, didn’t you? Thank you always. We prepared and practiced a lot because we wanted to show a good side of ourselves, so we’d be very pleased and happy if BLINKs like it. ^.^ I think we’ll be able to see each other more this time so let’s enjoy our time ❤️️ We’ll become a Beulpink that BLINKs can be proud of through ever-improving versions of ourselves. We love you ^u^ ❤️️

Rosé: Our BLINK~ How are you guys? You didn’t forget us, right? :( You guys worked really hard for waiting for us~ :( After waiting for a long period, finally comeback.. the thoughts of standing on stage in front of BLINK gets me fluttering I thought I was about to pass out.. kekeke! Thank you very much for coming out today to cheer for us. ❤️️ Always more closer… more often! Even though my heart that wants to see you guys is this big… finally! I get to see your faces I’m… very happy ㅠ.ㅠ  This time too, we practiced really a lot to show BLINKs a really nice stage.. I hope BLINKs will like it a lot ~ kyu ❤️️ As much as I wanted to see your faces, during this promotion, I shall remember your faces >< You know that Chaeng is always thankful and cherish you guys, right? I LOVE YOU ALL SO BAD ❤️️ MUAAHH 💋~ - LOTS & LOTS OF LOVE, ROSÉ

Lisa: BLINK~~!! Kyaaa….finally we have the chance to meet!! >< For the past 6 months, how was it going? Sigh.. it wasn’t going well for me.. because I couldn’t see BLINK keke~ It was tiring waiting for us, right?? ㅜ We are going to see each other soon so please wait a little bit more! Please give “As If It’s Your Last” a lot of anticipation and a lot of love~ ❤️️ Let’s see each other soon~~ 🌟❤️️🌟 BLINK love you~ hehe >//< - BLACKPINK -LISA-

Dating Ivar would include:

Originally posted by flokis-ship

- you hating each other since you were kids

- but not really because you just want to piss each other off

- you growing up being close friends with his brothers

- him being upset because he wants to be normal like them, you reassuring him there’s nothing wrong with him

“I just want to feel… normal”

“being normal is overrated, Ivar”

- spending the nights laying on the ground watching the stars and listening to him talk about his feelings

- you comforting him when he talks about his father

- being amazed because you can understand him

- him not admitting that he has feelings for you, fearing that you won’t love him back

- acting all tough around his brothers

- but when you are around he is all sweet

- eventually you find out he likes you so you tease him about it

- “so you love me, huh?”

- him blushing so hard you find it cute

“are you blushing, seriously?”

“you wished”

“you know, red looks good on you”

“shut u-“

- you kissing him to show that you feel the same

- since that kiss you spend a lot of time together

- Aslaug seeing you as a daughter

- everyone loving you both because you look too cute together

- but also not wanting to be around you when you two fight

- it’s like the freaking apocalypse

- “stop bossing me around!”

“I just want to keep you safe!”

“Ivar, I DON’T need your protection!”

- but of course with fights comes the reconciliation (if you know what I mean)

- lots of touching

- you moaning his name and he loving it

- being worried he can’t satisfy you properly

- “Ivar, there is more than one way to pleasure a woman”

- he wants to kiss all your body

- LOTS of oral

-  you loving his hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- people being afraid of him when he is angry

- you being the only one able to calm him down

- getting jealous when you talk to other boys

- you teasing him about it

“I’m yours, you know that”

- you sitting on his lap

- whispering filthy things in your ear and you loving it

- after having sex you spend the rest of the day/night talking about the future

- him wanting to marry you and have a lot of kids

“we’ll talk about that”

- basically you being the luckiest bitch ever 

Whenever I see a post insulting Winry Rockbell it takes every single ounce of my self control to keep scrolling instead of showing up to physically fight the op

I will fight anyone who disrespect Italy’s song or winning. It’s something not to like a song - and it’s totally normal. BUT, if you disrespect Occidentali’s Karma saying:
- stupid lyrics (which is Italian)
- stupid gorilla (like, do you EVEN know what it represents? yes, Y O U.)
- Francesco’s voice (is this even a reason to not like a song?)
,
I will literally fight you. It’s not about funny dancing or a gorilla, you moron. It’s about every stupid thing you like and fantasize about popular culture.

For God’s sake, just read the lyrics and translation in whatever language you know.

Occidentali’s Karma is too good for a politically corrupt show like Eurovision. It will go up there, and perform, and win. It’s the best Eurovision song ever and nothing can and will convince me otherwise.

anonymous asked:

Should I watch Steven universe?

!! well really it depends on what kind of shows u like? If u want like a feel-good show with a well developed plot, diverse cast, and swell tunage, then yes! I recommend steven universe! it manages to be light while still teaching some very good lessons, and the few fights scenes they do have are great! Animation is aweSOME too so i definitely recommend it! 

something I really love about xenoverse 2

when you fight Frieza on namek and Cooler shows up, he doesn’t SAY ANYTHING.

Like, Frieza’s freakin out like ‘omg cooler is that u?’ and DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING- all he does is smile menacingly and point at Goku

?????????
And Frieza just gets it?

they must have had some form of a good relationship prior to this, as all it takes is Cooler to point at someone and Frieza’s like ‘oh, ok I get it. you’re on my side’

idk this is just so funny to me

anonymous asked:

do you have any hance headcanons ?

[cracks knuckles] BOY DO I 

  • hunk and lance didnt meet until the third grade and when they did lance automatically went that one and clung ever sense 
  • prior to contrary belief, it was hunk that was always dragging them into trouble as kids. not that lance wasn’t a little troublemaker at heart, but hunk was waaaaay less scared of his two moms than lance was of his one
  • lance was always highkey jealous that hunk got two moms. “It means twice the kisses, man!” 
  • needless to say, lance always got “welcome home” kisses when he visited hunks 
  • THEY HAD MATCHING SPIDERMAN SLEEP PANTS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND HUNK HATED IT 
  • “lance, i like iron man” “but dude its not as cute if we’re not matching” “…fine”
  • speaking of high school……………….. thats when they shared their first kiss
  • lance claims he was very smooth about it but if hunk remembers correctly, lance was shaking more than he was. and thats saying something. 
  • it started out as very innocent sleepover which quickly turned into “what do you mean you haven’t kissed anyone, hunk?” and “shut up, lance, neither have you.”
  • “should we……….just do it to get it over with?” hunk nodded so fast he made himself a little dizzy
  • afterwards there was lots of “that was nice” and “your lips are soft talk”
  • neither of them really spoke about it but there was kind of a mutual agreement that they both liked it. like,,,,,,,, alot. 
  • needless to say they started doing it a lot more and it resulted in the ending of further sleepovers
  • and shut doors(thanks to lance’s mama)
  • they’re actually not all that positive when they got together. lance claims he knows, but hunk is pretty sure the day changes every year . 
  • “last year you said it was on the 8th.” “nope, nope im pretty sure i told you it was the 12th.”
  • despite being together all these years lance still blushes all the way to his toes when hunk sings to him 
  • hunk has a bit more control over his reactions but is visibly at ease when lance plays with his hair 
  • they dont fight much but when they do they resolve it pretty quickly as neither of them has much practice being mad at each other 
  • hunk always supports lance’s terrible comebacks 
  • pide: lance u literally smell like a wet dog go shower, lance: well u LOOK like a shower pidge, hunk while sighing: good one babe, you really showed her
  • because of hunks continued support of the years the insults get worse and hunk l o v e s it

😻 Dating Kaitlyn Liao would include 😻

▪ WATCHING HORROR MOVIES TOGETHER

▫ (you love to cuddle on the couch with a bag of pocorn and dimmed lights)

▪ showering before class + taking long baths afterwards

▫ getting coffee together

▪ KISSING ALL THE TIME

▫ Kaitlyn is such a good kisser

▪ (you love all types of kissing, the soft ones, the lazy ones but especially the eager ones)

▫ those are the kisses that lead to more, most of the time

▪ she totally writes songs about you

▫ [you can’t convince me otherwise, sorry]

▪ the songs are more than once about heated moments you share behind closed doors, but nobody has to know, right?

▫ going to all her shows, because you are supportive af

▪ CHEERING HER ON

▫ [throwing your bra on stage, lol]

▪ she tears the rest of your clothes off you when the show is finished

▫ ‘I’m with the band’ -shirts (you are so damn cheesy)

▪ YOU’RE A L W A Y S BACKSTAGE

▫ cracking jokes or making out with Kaitlyn

▪ because, yk, you’re her little groupie 👅

▫ MOVIE DATES

▪ (you love to end a stressful day full of classes and band practice with a good movie)

▫ which leads to falling asleep on the couch

▪ RANDOM JAM SESSIONS

▫ Kaitlyn totally sings you to sleep

▪ going to McDonalds at 3 AM

▫ sharing clothes

▪ GOING TO THRIFT SHOPS

▫ dancing in clubs on weekends

▪ SHOTS

▫ going shopping with zack

▪ SO.MANY.SELFIES

▫ h u g s + h a n d h o l d i n g

▪ (you both just really really love to touch eachother in some way)

▫ PILLOW FIGHTS

▪ so much laughing, like so. much.

▫ inside jokes

▪ showing Kaitlyn off

▫ “Have you met my beautiful, super talented girlfriend Kaitlyn, yet?? Oh, and she’s in a band!”

the odyssey: as summarised by me, a seventeen yr old girl
  • ten line spoiler for the whole damn thing, thanks homer
  • athene asks zeus to let odysseus come home, he says no
  • telemachus goes on an Adventure and does drugs
  • athene asks again when poseidon is away and he says yes, hermes is sent to get him off the island
  • calypso, a pretty lady holding odysseus on the island, makes a real progressive speech about the double standards of the male gods and is then never seen again in the epic
  • odysseus is crying. a lot.
  • homer spends four pages describing how buff and crafty odysseus is
  • poseidon comes back and is pissed
  • odysseus nearly drowns, but doesn’t!
  • he then swims for like a week?? apparently?? sure homer
  • washes up very naked on a New Land called phaecia
  • a very young princess finds him and helps him even though he is still very naked
  • she helps him bc she has a crush on him??? she’s 16 homer?? no?? odysseus is 40 something and crusty thanks to swimming for a week and not very attractive probably
  • anyway, the phaecians throw some games for this new guest odysseus - odysseus throws a disc real far and some dudes compliment how nice his thighs are
  • homer’s self insert character shows up and makes odysseus cry
  • then odysseus goes on a ramble that lasts the majority of the story 
  • on his way back from troy, they meet some people who get mad when the crew pillage them, some of the crew take drugs and some get eaten by a cyclops
  • odysseus thinks hes really clever for stabbing said cyclops in the eye and saying his name is “nobody” but then tells him his full name and where he lives?? odysseus u idoit 
  • surprise surprise cyclops gets mad and asks his dad poseidon to kill odysseus
  • i mean, he tries his best
  • the squad then meet some cannibals (yay!) a wind god and a witch who turns half odysseus’ men in pigs
  • its chill tho bc odysseus beats her and they bang for like a year
  • odysseus then goes on a field trip to the underworld and cries a lot
  • sirens and a big hole are also a problem but like not that big a problem
  • the crew eat some sacred cows and they all die. nice one boys.
  • anyway the peeps in phaecia are real nice and sail him home and dump him on the beach
  • odysseus doesn’t recognise that its his home town (I Can’t Believe Its Not Ithaca!) and thinks they tricked him (no?? they were so nice to u)
  • he lies to athene but its chill bc she’s Into That
  • he goes home except he looks old n poor
  • homer just really loves this pig man for some reason okay
  • pig man is nice
  • odysseus’ son telemachus some home from his drug adventure and they cry alot 
  • argus, his loyal dog and a good boy, dies?!?!?!?! the worst bit in this whole shit show tbh
  • two poor ppl fight and its fun to watch apparently
  • his nurse discovers odysseus is in Disguise and he promptly strangles her (dont worry she lives)
  • then odysseus shows everyone how Manly™ he is by shooting an arrow real good
  • surprise everyone its Odysseus, Hes Back and Not Dead!
  • he rips his clothes off and fights 108 men with just 3 other people helping and wins?? ? somehow??
  • penelope still doesn’t believe its him, so she insults him and odysseus calls her a bitch
  • then they bone and thats basically the end?
  • except theres a little bit with some dead folks but no one cares about that

anonymous asked:

I wish the clans (more so the writers) were like "u can join our gang Only if u complete these tasks" instead of just being like if ur a kittypet/ loner/ rouge u can Die. Like I feel like it'd just be better for the clans and way more interesting if they did that??? Like u have to be able to hunt and have to show some skill in fighting and all that and just overall if ur capable of clan life then u get ur new name and start as an apprentice (no matter what age u are). What's ur onion

yeah that would be good! it could be some really random shit too like “find me a squirrel with a white spot on it’s face” or “bring me back x plant that totally exists and i didnt just make up on the spot” 

or it could just be a “prove ur honor” fight each time the clan accepts someone new, and it’s usually vs young new warriors who are cocky (cough longtail cough cough) 

anonymous asked:

Shiro trying to (I can't remember the word uhhhhh) make Matt and Keith date each other/realize their feelings

This is getting ridiculous.

It’s not surprising that Matt comes to him to complain about his current crush, he’s done that as long as they’ve known each other. It’s not even that surprising that Keith has been doing the same, goodness knows Keith doesn’t have a lot of close friends.

What’s ridiculous about it is that they’re complaining about (read: pining for) each other. And somehow neither has any idea, despite the constant flirting Shiro has to endure when he hangs out with them–well, Matt flirts. Keith tries. The point is it’s so unbelievably obvious, and they’re so unbelievably oblivious.

Shirooo,” Matt’s always whining. “He’s so cute I’m going to die. Did you see what he did today?”

To which Shiro will respond that yes, he did see, and why won’t Matt ask him out already?

“No way!” Matt always, always responds. “What if he says no?”

Sometimes all Shiro can do is sigh.

Keith is no better. He always comes to Shiro agitated and pacing, until he finally bursts out with what’s bothering him.

“He complimented my jacket!” he exclaims, or some other gripe. “What did he mean by that? Am I reading into this!?”

Of course, Shiro knows that in Matt-speak, when aimed at Keith, “I like your jacket” actually means “I think you’re hot as hell.” Every time he tries to explain this, though, Keith will just shake his head.

“You’re making that up. There’s no way he thinks that about me,” he’ll say.

Idiots, the both of them.

Still, they’re his friends, and he wants them to get together as much for their happiness as his own sanity. Considering how stubborn they both are, though, he’s going to have to take drastic measures.

He calls Pidge.

“You’re gonna owe me,” she says when he asks for a favor.

“Of course,” says Shiro. “Also, it’s definitely illegal, and it’s gonna embarrass the hell out of your brother.”

“You know what? I’ll do it for free. What do you need?”

And that’s why when Shiro gets a call from Keith two days later that he’s going to be late to their weekly movie night, he’s not surprised in the slightest.

“I’m stuck in the elevator with Matt,” Keith explains, and Shiro has to fight to keep the grin out of his voice. He’s not fighting very hard, though.

“Just the two of you?”

“Shiro,” Keith says warningly.

“Just asking. What floor are you stuck nearest? Do you need me to bring snacks? Condoms?”

Shiro!” 

So movie night is delayed by a couple hours. But when Keith and Matt show up holding hands and bashfully refusing to meet his eyes, he knows it was definitely worth it.

watching the puppeteer
  • (it's been twelve years since one of these oh my goodness)
  • marinette: *playing with chat noir and ladybug dolls*
  • marinette: *as chat* i love you my lady
  • manon: he wouldn't say that
  • marinette: THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT CHAT WOULD SAY YOU AIN'T FIGHTING CRIME ALONG SIDE HIM YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
  • marinette: i mean, let's talk about the akumas lol
  • manon: i like the akumas
  • marinette: sweetie nO
  • *children playing with dolls and mari wins*
  • manon: NO FAIR YOU ALWAYS WIN
  • marinette: pull ur shit together
  • manon: I WANNA PLAY AS LADYBUG AND SHIT NOIR
  • marinette: no bc u see this chat doll is my most prized posession mkay
  • manon: can i have the ladybug one then
  • marinette: i don't see why not
  • manon: sweet
  • nadja: hello my child i have returned for thee
  • manon: MOOOOM MARINETTE DIDN'T LET ME WIN
  • nadja: oh manon, you can't always expect to win
  • marinette: wow that's some good life advice right there if i do say so myself
  • nadja: anyhoo give mari her doll back
  • manon: *manages to rip the arm off the ladybug doll*
  • nadja: gdi child let's leave before you screw up again
  • manon: *screams about dolls and somehow manages to score the lady wifi doll from mari while her mum ain't looking*
  • *at the tv station thingy*
  • manon: *playing with lady wifi doll and a freaking ladybug magazine like good lord get this child an actual ladybug doll like where is that ml merch at*
  • nadja: CHILD DID YOU TAKE ONE OF MARINETTE'S DOLLS GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
  • manon: *le cry and scream*
  • hawkmoth: aaah, what could be more pure than an innocent child's emotions?
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth: lol learned that one from neglecting my son
  • hawkmoth: hey there smol bean how would you like to be my new child
  • manon: sounds legit
  • *BOOM AKUMA
  • *at subway train station thingy*
  • alya: LOOK IT'S ADRIEN
  • marinette: o shit waddup
  • alya: *fucking FLINGS them onto the same train like wow*
  • *meanwhile manon is being a creepy little shit elsewhere*
  • marinette: god damn look at adrien that's a fine piece of ass right there hooo boy i do enjoy looking at him
  • adrien: *waves*
  • marinette: OH SWEET BABY JESUS I C AN'T HAND LE THIS BOY
  • alya: *gets transformed into lady wifi by manon*
  • marinette: o shit waddup
  • adrien: oh no one of my only friends is in danger i better help
  • *bada bing bada boom cat boy is here*
  • marinette: o boy i better transform
  • marinette: tikki, spo-
  • chat noir: HEY THERE PAL WHAT DID LADY WIFI SAY TO YOU
  • marinette: sweet jiminy you scared the dickens out of me
  • marinette: anyways yeah lady wifi reminded me of this one bitch who was talking shit this morning and she's tryna get my ladybug and chat noir dolls
  • chat noir: omg wait you made a chat noir doll
  • chat noir: that's really adorable hold on
  • chat noir: let me relish in this moment forever
  • chat noir: someone actually cares about me
  • chat noir:
  • chat noir:
  • chat noir: and the feeling of loneliness and utter despair is back
  • chat noir: anyways i should probably get those dolls so where do you live
  • marinette: at the swankiest bakery in town
  • chat noir: okay thanks good to know for future reference
  • marinette:
  • chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • marinette:
  • chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • chat noir: gotta blast *run runs*
  • marinette: shit tikki we gotta transform and get to the bakery before chat does or else he might find the marichat smut i wrote
  • *bada bing bada boom ladybae is here for the party*
  • *at le ba k ery*
  • lady wifi: *casually stealing dolls*
  • ladybug: hey there shitface
  • lady wifi: gdi the goody two shoes are here
  • chat noir: there's only on goody two shoes and i'm not her
  • ladybug:
  • lady wifi:
  • chat noir: geddit? because i'm literally walking sin
  • ladybug: fuking tru
  • lady wifi: *hits one of marinette's MANY MANY MANY pictures of adrien with a pause button*
  • ladybug: o shit
  • chat noir: wait are those pictures of me
  • chat noir: that means that marinette
  • chat noir: REALLY WANTS TO SUPPORT MY MODELING CAREER
  • ladybug: hOw StUpId cAn YoU gEt
  • chat noir: *goes to destroy the wifi signal and all that jazz*
  • *cool ass fighting*
  • *lady wifi flees*
  • chat noir: did you get the dolls?
  • ladybug: i only managed to grab mine lol
  • chat noir: *sheds a single tear* that's okay
  • chat noir: but don't let her make me a puppet, you know i like to be in command
  • ladybug: that was sinful aS FUCK MY GOODNESS
  • *chat noir runs off to detransform*
  • *sweet baby nathaneal is transformed into the evillustrator and then rogercop also but NATHANEAL YEET*
  • ladybug: *doing mission impossible stuff*
  • chat noir: *sneakity sneaks*
  • ladybug: *FUCKING WREKCS HIM*
  • chat noir: oh boy oh boy please let go of me waht did i do to deserve this
  • ladybug: lol sorry thought you got posessed
  • ladybug: *stares at chat noir's body*
  • ladybug: god damn
  • chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • ladybug: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • *children break down the door*
  • puppeteer: CHAT NOIR COME TO LIFE
  • chat noir: nuuuuuuu *leaps in slow motion to get the doll but fails*
  • ladybug: shiiiiiiiiiit
  • chat noir @ladybug: suck my ass
  • ladybug: gladly
  • ladybug: i mean YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
  • *more cool fighting*
  • ladybug: *accidentally hits chat with her yoyo*
  • ladybug: oh my goodness gracious i am so sorry i didn't mean to no no oh boy please don't be hurt i haven't confessed my love for you yet god dammit
  • *rogercop and evillustrator show up*
  • ladybug: are u fuking serious
  • *even MORE cool fighting*
  • ladybug: *flings chat noir off of the FUCKING ROOF*
  • ladybug:
  • ladybug: ...he'll be fine
  • *ladybug is totally badass and saves the day*
  • chat noir @ladybug: fyi you can pull on my heartstrings anyday
  • ladybug: HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU READ THAT FANFIC TOO
  • chat noir: OF COURSE I HAVE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • ladybug: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • chat noir: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • *hawkmoth screeching in the distance*