[Giving Annabeth a tour of Camp Jupiter]
Percy: All right, let me introduce you to some of the Romans. Come on up here. I’d like you to meet somebody. This is Hazel. She was born in 1928, and she used to be in a long-term relationship with a man, Sammy, who broke her heart, but she didn’t bring any of that into our quest, it did not affect her performance whatsoever, and I’m very proud of her for that.
Annabeth: [shaking hands with Hazel] Hey, Hazel, it’s good to meet you.
Percy: This little hell-raiser is Reyna. She had crushes on a bunch of different guys. [pointing to Jason] The one over there, in the purple.
Percy: Hey-o. And I’m the other crush.
Annabeth: You know, Percy, I don’t need to know everyone’s sexual history.
Percy: Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Frank, and he has no sexual history.