this is a funny line in the book but all i feel r tears

shit that happened at hamilton according to angie

act one

• dUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN EEEAAAUUUOUUU
• everyone clapped for SO LONG when anthony enters like damn
• brandon SLAYED as burr tonight
• anthony had SO MUCH ENERGY like SHIT SON this boy was TURNT
• i didn’t know just how uninterested burr is during my shot he liTERALLY READS A BOOK IN THE CORNER BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• brrRRRRAAHH brrRRRRAAHH
• thayne has a booty???
• my shot choreography is LIT AF
• there’s a cool transition between my shot and story of tonight and i really appreciate it
• oNE LAST ROUND GENTS
• okay WOW i understand why everyone ships lams so much now
• john and alex totally fucked that night and no one can convince me otherwise like even later during farmer refuted john be walkin funny boi got laaaaaaid
• wERK
• at first when peggy enters she looks excited then she realize where she is and imMEDIATELY LOOKS SO DONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• eliza is literally just dragging peggy behind her the whole time wtf
• eVeRyOnE??? is here during this song i did NOT expect that
• hEED NOT THE R-
• LITERALLY poor sam tho he came out to have a good time and got so attacked rn
• the rest of the hamilsquad has to distract burr so he can’t stop alex and i LOVE THAT DETAIL
• aMERICA, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
• the choreography for you’ll be back is not what i expected AT ALL and it’s EVEN BETTER
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN
• rip ensemble member
• hErE cOmEs ThE gEnErAl
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN (reprise)
• no wonder washington is so petty BURR JUST SHOWED UP UNANNOUNCED IN HIS TENT AND ASKED FOR A JOB
• “close the door on ur way out” OHHHHHHHH
• alternatively: “close the door on ur way out” “we’re in a tent sir”
• that end choreography looks hard damn
• LADIEEEEEEEEEEES
• cARLEIGH HEY
• hEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
• the lanterns are cool
• ANTHONY DABBED DURING HELPLESS
• MY HEART
• flower girl hercules mulligan is my spirit animal
• what if #2830404827: what if hamilton was a harem anime
• hAH
• salty unrequited romance song (feat. sisterly bonds and shit)
• wOAH THE REWIND CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST HOLY S H I T
• tHIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THO LIKE THE ANGELICA POV DAMN
• bUT NOW SHELL NEVER BE SATISFIED
• tHERES HOPE FOR OUR ASS AFTER ALL
• the “you are the worst burr” line is even funnier live bAHAHAHAHAHAH
• why do i feel like theodosia isn’t real like that story is pretty fishy to me i mean a pretty girl?? married to a British officer?? who we never see ever?? *puts on skepticals*
• wAIT FOR IT (that cheeseburger i ordered an hour ago, where the fuck is it??)
• wait for it is such a small number live AS IT SHOULD BE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
• PREACHA PREACHA PREACHA
• TEACH YA TEACH YA TEACH YA
• gENIUS
• rESPECT
• everyone hates that guy vol. 1
• cHICKAPLAO
• CHARLES LEE ™
• yES KICK HIS ASS JOHN
• counting to ten with increasing energy and homoeroticism ™
• the sexual tension between john and charles in this is fucking INSANE
• WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
• THIS IS LIKE HAMILTON’S VERSION OF “I DONT DANCE” FROM FUCKING HSM2
• of course john shoots him he’s fucking amazing
• LEE FLAT OUT YELPS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND JUST FLOPS ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAHAH
• eVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
• daddy issues vol.1
• sOn
• dOnT cAlL mE sOn
• eliza sings about support and that’s about it
• bUNS and cHIPS and sEVERAL TYPES OF DIPS
• agsgdhshagsfadagshdgLAFAYETTE
• jk I can rap the whole thing
• bish u thot
• sICK JUMPS
• GET YER RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
• wait at least think about the letter you sending first tho
• i think you misspelled “right” dude
• daddy issues resolved song
• history has its eyeeeeeees ooooon-wait we have to fight a war fuck
• lets go win ourselves a war bitches
• monsieur hamilton MONSIEUR L A F A Y E T T E
• heh
• the CHOREOGRAPHY
• everyone claps at the end of the dance sequence AS THEY SHOULD
• that’s a big ass flag u sure that’s a handkerchief lafayette?
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.1
• when he says “im so blue” he stamps his foot and the spotlight he’s in changes from red to blue bAHAHAHAHAH
• WELL GUESS WHAT?? YOU CANT GOVERN FOR SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
• “bye felicia” - king george III
• dear theodoge what 2 say 2 u
• the CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEM MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE STANDING OVER CRIBS
• uH OH
• JOHN
• JOHN NO
• J O H N
• having to watch the rest of the hamilsquad reading the letter in the back does NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
• [through tears from last song] a-a…after the war i went back to n-new york
• NNNNNONSTOP
• this whole songs choreography is just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOW
• eVERYONE IS HERE WOAH


~intermission~

• rUN TO THE BATHROOMS
• pICK UP THE HAMILTINI
• bUY A TSHIRT
• rUN BACK


act two

• [JAZZ HANDS]
• oh damn the slaves are here
• S A L L Y H E M I N G S I S H E R E
• thomas we are engaged.

• what
• seth is having WAYYYYYYY too much fun
• gonna just prance around here
• ITS THE RAP BATTLE
• THEY HAVE MICROPHONES
• JEFF DROPS THE MIC AND MADISON CATCHES IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
• cabinet audience is unamused
• [PRANCES WILDLY] WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO
• i love that tjeffs is totally chill until alex insults mads and he immediately just is like NO ONE INSULTS MY BOYFRIEND
• exCUSE ME?!?????
• “that’s an order from your comman-i mean president”
• UN DEUX TROIS
• PHILIP MY BABY
• CAN YOU NOT DIE JUST THIS ONE SHOW
• PLS
• ANTHONY WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE SAID CINQ LIKE HE SUDDENLY WAS LIKE “un deux trois catre CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINQ”
• oh please angelica your comma flirting is nothing compared to the shit alex and john exchanged
• my love interests are either upstate or dead therefore i shall have an affair and immediately regret it
• NOOOOOOO SIRRRR
• i like the lampposts they look nice
• I NEED TO BE AT THAT DINNER PARTY
• alex still looks shook from his affair at the beginning of room where it happens lmao
• PREVIOUSLY CLOSED, BROS
• OSHIT THAT TABLECLOTH JUST
• WOA
• burr does some shit vol.1
• “daddys gonna find out any minute” [velociraptor screeching in background] “…..im sure he already knows”
• BURR BYE 👋
• ….france
• DADDYS CALLING
• salt squad unite
• I LOVE THAT BURR JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND JEFF LOOKS SO SHOOK WHEN HE STARTS RANDOMLY SINGING
• wHICH I WROTE
• i dIDNT KNOW HE WASNT ONSTAGE UNTIL THAT LINE
• bAHAHAHAHHAHA
• daddy issues vol.2
• im sorry but fucking what
• shut up and have a drink
• ALEX TAKES MULTIPLE SHOTS BEFORE WRITING THE ADDRESS AAHAHHAHAAHHA SAMEEEEEEEEE
• THAYNE IS WEARING A FANCY HAT
• [WEEPS] GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOME
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.2
• JOHN ADAMS FFFFFFFFFFF
• GEORGE STAYS ON AND MIMICS BURR AHAHHAHAHAH
• SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• they all enter one by one and you can just see alex get more and more stressed out with each one that comes in
• IM GONNA JUST REVEAL MY AFFAIR FOR NO GOOD REASON TO MY ENEMIES WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD FIRST
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA EITHER FUCK
• oF COURSE SHES NOT HERE FOR YOU NUMBNUTS
• [is lowkey salty about congratulations not existing]
• the song sounds so serious on the album but the choreography makes it SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
• GEORGE IS HERE
• HOLY SHIT THERES ACTUAL FIRE IN BURN
• SHIT SON
• oh no • OH NO • O H N O
• [CRIES FOREVER]
• [CRIES SOME MORE]
• [DIES]
wait there’s an election fuck
• vOTE BURR BITCHES
• hE DIDNT VOTE BURR BITCHES
• OH NO
• O H N O
• THIS IS WHY YOU DONT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT

okay I’m STILL not done the book yet because #life™ but some follow up reactions

  • The entire scene where Calypso and Apollo were trying to escape on the slow kiddy train at the Zoo had me in stitches holy shit
  • Apollo frantically hitting the gas and Calypso is just leisurely walking next to it while glaring at him??? And the guards? omfg I was dying
  • Meg’s entrance was dramatic and awesome good for her
  • Why the fuck is this 12 year old so good at sword fighting she can keep up with one of the deadliest swordfighters of the ancient world™
  • When Lit threatened Leo and Calypso essentially morphed into the knife emoji on spot. A plus.
  • I mean I’m just saying: I feel like a pregnant griffin isn’t more important than helping a tortured seven year old girl. But I still love Britomartis so I guess it’s whatever
  • I love how Lit was going on like he has a score to settle with Leo because ‘he and his friends’ fucked him up in Oklahoma but like….Leo didn’t contribute to that at all like Jason literally did everything during that fight??? That was kinda like important to Jason’s development and shit??? Leo and Piper were golden statues and Hedge was outside eating grass??? Shouldn’t Lit’s anger be focused on Jason??? lol
  • Idk I just found it funny (I want to see Jason Grace again)
  • Calypso managing to shove out some magic yeah girl!!!!
  • MEG AND APOLLO HUGGING EACH OTHER FOR DEAR LIFE WHILE SOBBING: MY ENTIRE AESTHETIC
  • Leo meeting Meg was way too fucking funny omfg “so I understand you can like…control him?” and when Apollo tried denying it she makes him slap himself??? 😂
  • How did we fucking segue from lighthearted banter directly into Apollo having a vivid flashback of the time he had to murder the love of his life with his bare hands
  • Like I??? Was sobbing??? So hard???? Because a batshit insane Roman empire was getting killed by someone who loved him bc it was necessary for the world and the lover couldn’t stand to see anyone else hurt him??? Fuck me???? Rick Riordan ain’t real
  • “I couldn’t bare to look into the water without seeing my beloved’s betrayed face starring back” or whatever the fuck the line was but FUCK
  • Jo was a teenage girl crossdressing to fuck around with gangsters in the 1920′s before Artemis found her and honestly??? Goals
  • Also the scene where she was helping Apollo after his flashback was very sweet
  • Can’t believe the nerd spent like six hours playing soothing music just to get a griffin to lay an egg
  • Leo and Calypso better be whispering amongst themselves what I think they’re whispering
  • Leo seems a lot more…subdued than usual in this book? I don’t know if that’s just because we aren’t reading from his POV, or if it’s like a “I literally died and came back and then spent six months getting attacked every single day while trying to find home and now I’m stuck on another dangerous quest I’m fucking stressed” type thing, or if it could be from the relationship problems he’s having with Calypso, but either way he seems a little off and I’m worried about him
  • The Dread Pirate Valdez…leave.
  • How was that joke never made once on the Argo tho??? lol
  • The speed at which Leo seems to have emotionally adopted Meg is astounding and also #relatable
  • Meg’s far from my favorite character tbh but like??? I will probably punch everyone who’s ever frowned in her general direction in the face. Holy shit give this kid a break
  • She thinks Nero is scared of the mystery third emperor on the West Coast??? So….Caligula, probably? Laying my bets down on him now
  • I triggered the First Law of Percy Jackson” I had to put the book down bc I was laughing so hard I think that lines gonna end up on my gravestone or as the afterword in my autobiography omfg
  • “I’ve always had a phobia of snakes, especially if you included my step-mother Hera. BOOM!” I choked.
  • I like that half the time Apollo is able to figure out what to do to win because he has a general understanding of science
  • Like he knew his burst of godly voice power would only help so much, but he also knew if he stood in the right spot and yelled in the right frequency it would reverberate and knock over the bricks and shit??? NICE
  • How long were these kids wadding through a sewer how do none of them have hypothermia
  • Leo: *sets himself on fire* “Gather round, children.”
  • Like first off someone saying ‘gather round children’ is always going to make me laugh for some reason that’s just a fact but human torching it up really added to the effect lmao
  • Like okay I understand the set up of the room so that no one would look in the canal and see them but like…how the fuck did no one realize they were there that just felt too easy I’m sorry
  • Chia Girl
  • When they found the prisoners was horrifying omfg???
  • The two fucked up boys on a hunger strike???
  • “…Hunter the Hunter?” “Yeah, I’ve never heard that before.”
  • Tall, Dark and Jamie.
  • Apollo babe you’re on a rescue mission with a time crunch please you can check out Jamie later holy shit
  • Georgie made me wanna cry get her back to her Combat Moms immediately
  • The entire sequence of Apollo getting the door open: S C I E N C E  B I T C H
  • “Lemme just fill up some syringes with ammonia just in case”
  • Alright I’ll admit when Meg started insisting she had a feeling they needed to go through the door: I was really worried she was about to double cross him.
  • Glad I was wrong but tbh that whole arena dress rehearsal bullshit was STRESSFULL
  • S T R E S S F U L L
  • First of all: Apollo’s out here constantly complaining about his puny mortal body but manages to fight and climb and run with a heavy ass chair strapped to his back: okay,
  • Second of all: why did no one warn me about Livia the elephant I was on the verge of tears every time he mentioned her
  • Third of all: Monsters, ostriches, race cars, basketballs, football, human mercenaries, animals, like…what even the fuck else SO MUCH WAS GOING ON I would’ve died in ten seconds flat???
  • Fourth of all: let’s just SET THE FUCKING GRAIN SPIRIT ON FIRE WHY THE FUCK NOT. HOW DID MEG EVEN MANAGE TO GET HIM DOWN. HOW DID APOLLO AND LIVIA MANAGE TO CRASH COMMODUS’ CAR TO THAT DEGREE AND HE NOT ONLY SURVIVED BUT THREW THE WRECKAGE AWAY FROM HIM
  • Fifth of all: THE FUCKING HUNTERS SHOW UP AND CAUSE EVEN M O R E CHAOS. Truly I don’t know how any of the main heroes survived that there was just too much.
  • The entire time I was reading it I was like “This feels like a giant fight at the climax of the book how the fuck are there more pages left what else is going to happen???” AND IM STILL WONDERING THAT LIKE
  • Thalia Grace has been returned to me.
  • Apollo’s strong urge to save Lit??? Okay I guess. It’s nice to see him being compassionate and shit but. I was kinda with Leo on that one lol
  • “Thalia Grace slid behind me on the elephant, which fulfilled one of the fantasies I’d had about the Hunter, although I never quite imagined it playing out like this” M E
  • What was his elephant-involved fantasy with Thalia I need a complete play by play lmao
  • Also the scene where Commodus dropped his composure for a sec and had a full-blown Angry Ex moment (which…he’s definitely entitled to). That was good and also I was highkey worried he might just try to kill my nerd then and there
  • Also that he’s not just mad that Apollo killed him but like. All their fucking history together. Shit’s intense.
  • Apollo loves this elephant so much after only like 15 minutes the first thing he’s gonna do when he’s immortal again is bless her or some shit
  • Also I’m glad they got that awful chainmail off her
  • The Hunters apparently just have a magical energy drink with mercury in it okay
  • Honestly??? I’m a little mad Artemis has been ordered not to contact him THE BOY JUST WANTS TO SEE HIS SISTER HOLY SHIT
  • Aaaaaand that’s about where I left off. Hoping to finish it all together the next time I get a chance. Hoping all the losers are alright. LOVING this book so far. Waiting to see an official reunion between Georgie and her Combat Moms. The Headless Ghost’s cryptic warning has me worried. Until next time…
Kindergarten Teacher!Seventeen

Originally posted by giantgyu

Request: seventeen as kindergarten teacher?

Apologies for taking so long! My exams wrapped up today so I’m finally free :^) Enjoy this cute memey bullet pointed request! -Admin Madi


Seungcheol:

  • Would feel as though he is the real father of all the children AKA loves them all dearly and would literally do anything for them
  • Teaches the kids important life lessons & to be very respectful so they grow up nicely! But also teaches them to have fun & enjoy everything they do!!
  • Tells them really bad dad jokes that make them really giggly and hyper but also makes them question their own dads bc “why can’t you be as funny as Mr.Choi?”
  • Is really keen on making sure they all eat enough and are dressed warm in winter bc his children must not get sick!!
  • The type of teacher to pat their heads as they leave the classroom and tell everyone about all the cute moments that happened that day

Jeonghan:

  • Tries really hard to be liked by all the kids and whines to his friends when they don’t show him enough affection
  • Is really nonchalant when they ask him mundane questions,, “Is it true that Santa isn’t real?” “Mhm.” lmfao he wouldn’t sugar coat anything bc he doesn’t want them to be hurt when they find things out later on in life
  • He’d also be that one teacher you can depend on like can’t get that juice box open? Mr.Yoon will open it for you dw he’s reliable my man
  • Has a super close bond with his students,,when they can tell he’s quieter than normal or having a bad day they’ll make him drawings that he hangs on his fridge and keeps till he’s 80
  • Loves to compliment the kids on e v e r y t h i n g like you colored inside the lines? They’re showered with praise and genuine admiration

Joshua:

  • Incorporates all of the kids favorite things into his lessons ex) gives them gummy bears when they answer a question right,,makes math problems about cartoon characters and covers the walls in colorful posters
  • Is the #1 kindergarten teacher when it comes to crying/upset children,, Literally so comforting y’all he’ll crouch down and wipe their tears away and cheer them up with some lame motivational speech that the kids think is legendary
  • Is super clumsy like he literally hits his legs off the desks and trips on the tiny chairs, but is somehow incredibly gentle with his actions and words
  • Is super supportive of everything the children do and what ideas they come up with,,You want to be an astronaut? He’ll offer to help build a rocketship for you
  • Is that one teacher that is oblivious to almost everything that is going on yet continues to be everyone’s favorite bc he lets them do whatever they want

Jun:

  • Ok I feel like kindergarten teacher Jun would take his job hella seriously like this guy literally walks in on the first day with a suit and glasses, hair gelled up and crayons ready to be dispersed
  • But his cool image lowkey intimidates the kids and so they ask him to stop with the theatrics and he ends up wearing black jeans and striped shirts the whole year bc relatable
  • He’s one of the advocators for the quiet kids and probably favors that one little shy kid who never speaks but is the sweetest thing on earth
  • Everyday is show n tell like if you want to show the class a rock you found outside 10 minutes ago be my guest
  • Is overly dramatic 100% of the time, his pencil broke *cue the deep sigh*, he spilt spaghetti on his slacks? *has 911 on speed dial* and lets the kids out early for recess

Hoshi:

  • Brings so much high energy and fun to the class that the kids literally never want to leave and won’t pry themselves off when their parents come for them
  • Wants to accommodate everyone’s learning needs and spends most of his nights thinking of little things he can implement to ensure they’re working to their full potential
  • Pulls a chair up next to the children at those hella low tables during snack break and whips out his own lunchbox that he packed himself (it’s loaded with gummies)
  • Promises that they’ll watch a movie or have playtime if they do well on their work but doesn’t care if they fail bc he wants to see the care bears just as badly as them
  • Creates a class cheer or some catchphrase that they all shout when grouped together like the squad they truly are

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Fighting the Boggart (Draco Malfoy x Reader)

Prompt/Request: ‘’Can u do a imagine where u have a boyfriend but hes abusive and Draco finds out and tries to save u.’’ - Anonymous

Word Count: 1,405.
Warning(s): Mentions of abusing, fluff.
Note: So, the request was a bit close to the limit I have, but I will sweeten it up and won’t make it heavy. I think… I don’t know, haha. Also, this is kind of another version of my other boggart imagine. :-)

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‘Don’t let it ever happen again,’ your boyfriend hissed in your ear as you were pushed rather hard against the walls of Hogwarts. Your books flew out of your arms seconds ago, when the boy you didn’t love anymore surprised you with a slap on the arm, trying to get your attention.

‘We didn’t do anything, all we ever did, was talking!’ you said kind of nervous and afraid as you avoided his following eyes. When you felt his breathes tingling in your neck and his strong hands holding your arm really close to you, you cried out a yell and he finally let go of you.

‘See you at dinner,’ he simply said, sending you a glare before heading into another direction.

You stroked your hurting arm a little, before bending over, not hearing the footsteps in front of you.

‘Let me help you,’ you heard a voice and as you took a relieved breathe when it wasn’t the voice of your boyfriend, you looked up and saw two shiny, grey-blue eyes looking at your eyes. With a spell, Draco had gathered all your books together and he grabbed them before standing up. You followed his actions as he started to walk towards your classroom, like he knew were you had your DADA class.

It was the boy who you talked to previously. You were just talking about school and the teachers and students. And yes, you did mention the stupid behaviour of your boyfriend, not the physical kind of behaviour, but just some mumbles about how disrespectful he could be sometimes.

Draco started to compliment you along the way of the conversation and your cheeks reddened more and more with the minute, not realizing your boyfriend was watching you having fun from a distance, jaw clenched and knuckles turning white around his books.

‘Hey,’ you said, snapping back to reality and he turned around, looking at you with raised eyebrows. You gaped at his beautiful appearance as you started to stutter: ‘H-How do you know where I have to be?’

He chuckled lightly, still holding your books while the crinkles beside his eyes started to appear, your heart slowly melting by the sight of it. You always thought Draco was a handsome guy, turning muscular and manlier every year. You basically have had a little crush on the blonde guy for a while.

‘We’re together in the DADA class, remember?’ he said, slowing down so you could keep up with him and his pace.

‘Oh, yeah, right, how could I forget,’ you smiled at him before entering the classroom, seeing all the tables and chairs were pushed to the side to make some room.

You sighed, realizing you didn’t need your books for this class as you remembered you were going to practice the Riddikulus spell.

Draco realized it too after he stepped into the classroom and looked at your books in his arms, before looking at you with a little smile.

‘I will put them in my bag, you’ll get them back again when the class is over I guess,’ he shrugged as you nodded, happy with his decision to keep your books safe in his bag.

The next fifteen minutes consisted of students running around, a lot of laughter and chatter before a row was formed in front of the closet where the Boggart was hiding.

‘Alright kids, remember, it’s not real, don’t let your fear take over and use the right wand movement,’ professor Lupin yelled before gesturing for Neville to begin.

After the fears of Neville, Hermoine, Ron, Millicent and Blaise, it was your turn. The snake from Blaise started to take a lot of appearances before your own, bloody boyfriend was standing in front of you.

A lot of gasps could be heard, but the only thing you heard, was your heart pounding in your chest and the loving voice of your boyfriend trying to lure you in his arms.

‘Come on Y/N, come on baby,’ he said with a low, husky voice as his arm began to raise, ready to give you a punch.

‘R-Riddiku- ah!’ you screamed, avoiding his fist, staring at the empty eyes of your boyfriend. Or was it the Boggart? Confusion was clear on your face as you whimpered, before bending over, avoiding another punch as your body fell to the ground.

‘Hey! You!’ you heard a voice, taking the attention of the boggart away from you, it confronting Draco. Your boyfriend disappeared and twisted and turned before a blonde, tall, older guy appeared. Fear was evident on Draco’s face, but as fast as it appeared, it was now replaced by determination and his face hardened.

‘Riddikulus!’ he said, making the perfect wand move and the older, blonde guy turned into an older woman, seeming to be his grandmother as she said: ‘Draco, darling, do you want another cookie?’

He ignored the old woman and walked to you, kneeling down beside you.

‘Hey, Y/N, are you okay?’ he said, a silence filling the room, even the boggart shut its mouth.

‘Y-Yeah, I think,’ you said, biting on your lower lip before looking at professor Lupin. He sighed slowly, a small smile appearing on his face before nodding. ‘Go ahead, take a break outside the room.’

‘Thank you professor,’ you mumbled as Draco and you left the room.

‘Oh, and Y/N?’ Lupin yelled, you turning around. He put his hands in his pockets, frowning a bit before saying: ‘Please get rid of that ridiculous boy you call your boyfriend, will you?’

You were about to say something, but Draco was one step ahead of you. ‘She will,’ he said, before you two really left the classroom, Draco’s hand resting lightly on your back.

After a silent ten minute walk, you ended up on a wooden bench in a hallway, a metre between the two of you.

‘So, you’re afraid of your boyfriend?’ Draco whispered, breaking the silence as you sighed.

‘So, you’re afraid of your father?’ you guessed as Draco groaned, rubbing his hands over his face in frustration. He didn’t seem to like the guess, but neither did you like his question. It was funny how you two were afraid of the people who stood close to you.

‘I’m sorry,’ you whispered as you laid a hand on his shoulder, which made Draco look up to you. He looked embarrassed but it’s not like you were not. Everyone in your class now knew you were afraid of your boyfriend and in one day he would know it too. It’s Hogwarts for God’s sake.

‘Don’t be,’ he said before looking at you, ‘but care to tell me why you are afraid of your own boyfriend?’

You pressed your lips into a thin line, not wanting to tell him at first since you didn’t want to end up with more bruises. But you couldn’t hold it back anymore, you just had to tell him about his abusive behaviour. It was starting to affect your school results and your demeanor. Plus, you were in pain most of the time.

‘He sometimes abuses me,’ you whispered, Draco’s eyes growing wider and his mouth hanging open. ‘Not that heavy kind of abusing, but it just hurts when he does,’ you continued, trying to make it look less worse, but that didn’t work. Draco was already throwing his arms around your body, holding you close, making you feel close.

‘I’m so sorry to hear about that. Such a beautiful, innocent girl like you shouldn’t get beaten up for nothing. I’m so sorry Y/N,’ he said softly in your ear, comforting you while his hand went up and down your back.

Somehow, there were no tears, you just finally feeling safe in someone’s arms as you sighed in relief.

‘But beside all of that stuff, I just want to say… that I really like you,’ you whispered, Draco breaking the embrace as you immediately missed the warmth of his body and the feeling of being in his arms.

‘What, really?’ he questioned, you not being sure if he was really that surprised or he being disgusted by your confession. You just kept silent as his face came closer to yours.

And just as his forehead was pressed against yours, his hands cupping your cheeks, he whispered something really soft and tenderly. Like a secret. And maybe, it could be your secret.

‘I’ll keep you safe, you won’t be bothered by him ever again.’

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I’m not that happy about this imagine, but I hope the person who requested this and of course every other reader liked it! :)

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“L-Liz, what are you up to?” Elizabetha just pulled Arthur onto his chair during the their lunch break. They just came back from and still have some time left to talk to each other when the beta mentioned about her new makeup products. She asked Arthur to be her model and try out the products on his face to which the omega refused profusely until he was sat onto his office chair forcefully.

“Please. This will be quick.” She would rather menacingly to which the other frowned. You see, Arthur is an omega who’s not into makeup. Hell, he does not even know how to do is own face or even what the products are called. A simple face powder is all he needed. Well, that’s what he convinced himself.

Arthur looked at pictures and magazines of people who looked perfect in to look at. Gorgeous, face of beauty people and he long convinced himself that he is not one of them.

Take his eyebrows into account. He’d been made fun of during his youth and his freckles which looked like grime on his face. Definitely not attractive to look at.

Elizabetha pulled out her makeup pouch which really shouldn’t be a pouch because it’s loaded with products and various brushes.

She lined up her brushes and started to peel off the plastic out of her new products.

“How am I going to make sure that you are not making me turn into a silly clown?” He raised his brown as he pulled out his trash bin and put it in between him and Elizabetha. The beta muttered an excited ‘thank you’ and threw in the small wrappers.

“Don’t be silly! Do you see any funny coloured palette?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Clearly, his face says that he is unfamiliar with the term.

“Oh, Arthur. Just trust me, okay? I’ll make you prettier in a few!” She picked her brush.

“I’m not pretty, Liz, you know that…” He whispered, mostly to himself but Elizabetha hushed him and told him to settle in.

“I love your brows, if that’s what you’re thinking.” She nudged Arthur gently on the shoulder. He just frowned when he felt the touch of brush on his face. He decided to just close his eyes and let her friend do what she wants. He can always rinse his face after.

With his sense of sight turned into nothingness and the gentle touch of Elizabetha’s brush to his face, his thoughts began to drift. His thoughts asked him Why? Why did he exactly agreed to be a colouring book for his beta friend? What for? The other part of his mind unhelpfully supplied that he did this to impress a certain someone.

Someone who’s working at the same floor as his.

Someone who he had talked for several occasion but never had a full, civil conversation before.

Someone who he tipsily admitted to having a 'small crush’ to Elizabetha, in which the other squealed.

That certain someone having a silky blonde hair shining whenever the sun hits it. Perfect blue eyes behind smart looking glasses. A rather fit physique even in that sloppy excuse of a suit and a gorgeous smile that every toothpaste ad needs.

Gods! Why does he have to be perfect?

Why does Alfred F. Jones have to be perfect?!

It’s truly frustrating that Arthur’s mind acts like a lovesick-ed school girl whenever the alpha is around but he never acted upon it. No. Never. He knew that Alfred is out of his league, many ways out of his bloody league.

He can feel some tapping on his cheek to which he opened his eyes and Liz gave his a gentle smile. “Are you done with your clown painting?” He asked in a friendly tone, smiling a bit as the other let out a laugh.

“Arthur, have some confidence, will you?” She dabbed more blush on his cheek. “No, I am not done yet.” She tapped his nose with the brush and pulled out a tube of some sort of clear liquid.

“What’s that?” He looked at it as the beta uncapped the tube.

“Lip gloss! You already have healthy pink lips but let’s make it more eye-catching, okay?” She told Arthur to open his mouth a bit and she applied the gloss on the omega’s lips. He rubbed his lips together to even out the application.

“Wow.” Elizabetha said, even going to the length of wiping a tear on her right eye and sniffling.

“W-what?” He asked self-consciously.  "Do I look ugly?“ He asked as he looked around his desk to find a mirror to which he find none. He forgot, he don’t have the habit of bringing mirrors.

"Here.” The beta giggled, giving the mirror to the other. He looked at himself.

“H-how much makeup did you put in my face?” He traced his cheek. There’s been some nice blush on top of his freckles. He looked at his brows and now it looked neat, brushed up. His lips looked healthy and youthful.

Elizabetha giggled as she tidy up her things. Really, Arthur could be pretty stubborn at things like this. She looked at her omega friend as the other stared at his reflection. “You know, I did not pt that much.” She’s proud of her work.

“R-really?” The other looked shocked, searching the other’s eyes for hints of playfulness but found none. The other just nodded as Arthur looked again at his reflection.

A few more rustling and a zipped pouch later, he heard Elizabetha spoke again.

“Isn’t he pretty, Alfred?” The beta did not even hide the excitement in her voice. Arthur jolted from her seat to look at the pair. His face starting to heat up and his eyes to water.

There, standing with a stack of folder-ed documents is Alfred, who at the moment seemed to be frozen to place.

“I-I, yeah, pretty. You look pretty. Beautiful even!” He stammered as his cheeks grew red. Elizabetha smiled wildly as she slowly retreat at the sidelines.

“T-thank you.” She put down the mirror and a small silence occurred.

He cleared his throat. “I-Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. Jones?” He asked politely while trying to look the other in the eye and failing to do so. Alfred snapped out of his daze and clumsily gave the Arthur the papers.

“Ah-yeah, here are the documents you requested yesterday.” The omega reached for it, almost touching hands with the alpha. They moved quickly and clumsily.

“Thank you. Will that be all?” He started to look at the documents, thinking that Alfred just nodded and left but he spoke.

“Yes, but-” Alfred’s voice grew silent and Arthur looked at him. He hummed to tell the other to continue.

“You know, you looked really pretty today and I’m just wondering if you wanna grab some dinner later?” He quickly said as he rubbed the back of his neck and avoiding looking at Arthur. The omega swear his face has never been this hot before. He just stared to the alpha.

Did he just invite me to dinner? His head starting to ask his in repeat until the alpha cleared his throat and waiting for his response.

“A-ah, yes. That would be lovely.” He just hoped that it did not sound eager.

“Sweet! I’ll wait for you, so we can go to the place together, yeah?” He smiled softly at the other.

“Yes.” Arthur smiled at him. Pouring his adoration to that one smile.

The alpha waved at him while he walked backwards until they cannot Alfred turned a corner. Barely seeing the not-so-small fist pump he did.

The omega’s phone vibrated, Elizabetha sent a message.

From: Elizabetha H.

Tell me the details later, okay?

P.S. You should definitely treat me!

He can clearly hear her voice while reading her text. Now that he noticed it, Liz had been gone when Alfred and him started conversing.

He decided not t reply due to the lack of witty comeback in his mind.

I guess I have to ask Liz for some tips from now on. He thought as he put down his phone. He resumed to his work because the faster he finished, the faster he’ll be on his dinner with Alfred.

END

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September of last year, I was really excited to go back to school because I got accepted into a video game design class and I was super stoked. I was so happy to be there on my first day but right from the beginning, the entire class experience was horrible due to all the weebs attending.

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Firstly, there’s M. She was in college (I was in high school at the time), but she looked and acted like she was maybe 11 or 12. Her hair was super long and greasy and she wore the same 2-3 anime shirts over and over, and sometimes literally wore FULL COSPLAY to school for no reason whatsoever. I admired her bravery at least. I started talking to her because I was excited to meet another anime fan and was surprised that we shared a lot of interests, and she could be really funny sometimes. We both shipped souji/yosuke from Persona 4 and she got pretty creepy about that, she started calling me Souji instead of my actual name and demanded that I call her Yosuke in return (in front of everyone), and would show me nsfw pictures of them and say “Look, it’s you and me!”. She was very clingy and always wanted to hug me or hold my arm or do weird childish things to get my attention (one time she STOOD BEHIND ME for 10 minutes and meowed at me until I would acknowledge her). M also liked to get pity for the smallest of things and she constantly made up stories. One time, a door lightly smacked her in the arm and she complained about it for days on end, to everyone in class, multiple times. She was like this with almost everyone. I was pretty uncomfortable, but it was tolerable for the most part. After a few months she got worse.

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