this is a bit boring

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a series of unlikely crossovers

I’ve been thinking about Mermaid stuff in the last week (late into MerMay lol) on twitter for a possibly thing in the future. You might see some things next month about it who knows! Twitter’s getting the most of it.

Don’t worry, Fidds just got a bit bored with Ford’s questions and dragged him under. When they come up, Ford just has more questions which confuses Fidds.

hi 😊

i’m really stressed rn so I thought maybe you could distract me a bit

send me anything you like! questions about my boring existence, your favourite hc, suggestions for my blog..

thank you for everything ily!!💘

Unpopular opinion time: A lot of the hate Ayn Rand gets is because she was a womyn. The shit she says about self interest actually is very similar to other theories men have put forward and it is very telling that that is the thing she is most hated for. The number of “Ayn Rand hates children” jokes I see is just gross because like, when does a man ever get that shit? She is called rude, unemotional, ugly, unloving and basically a failed womyn by leftist men. And this is obvious misogyny? A million men advocate for the free market and of course Ayn Rand is the one that is hated because she was a womyn who interrupts men in interviews and advocates self interest!

At the end of the day a womyn advocating self interest and relationships based not on self sacrifice but on what you want and get fulfillment from is terrifying to leftist men because…well, what would that actually mean for womyn?

Pre-Raphaelite ask game (Part I)
  • Dante Gabriel Rossetti: Are you a very passionate person? Does emotion or rationality rule you?
  • John Everett Millais: Do you mind what others think of you?
  • William Holman Hunt: Are you a proud person?
  • James Collinson: Are you religious? If so, how important is religion to you?
  • Frederic George Stephens: Would you rather express yourself through painting or the written word?
  • William Michael Rossetti: Are you a very organized person?
  • Thomas Woolner: Would you consider moving to a foreign country or do you like to live close to home?
  • Charles Allston Collins: Are you a determined person or are you prone to abandon things when hope/inspiration seems to be lacking?
  • Alexander Munro: Are you good at keeping secrets?
  • Walter Howell Deverell: Purely for aesthetic reasons, are there any modern-day celebrities or public personalities that you would consider your muse? Who might they be?
  • Algernon Charles Swinburne: Do you have any guilty pleasures?
  • John Brett: The forest or the sea-side?
  • William Bell Scott: Would you ever consider a polyamorous relationship?
  • William Morris: Do you generally draw inspiration from life or from literature?
  • Simeon Solomon: Biblical stories or Arthurian legends?
  • Alice Boyd: If you could be the Lord or Lady of any estate, what would it look like?

if its just that he needed to leave the country to re-set his visa I’m going to be pissed. 

I predict it will be a story about how he’s so much of a fail he forgot how visas worked and had to do a mad dash to the airport before the Lester family holiday in order to extend his stay. So, he left the country on the next available flight (Cue impersonation of unhelpful check-in lady) then turned around in the Bahamas airport and came back. There will probably be a skit about his return to Florida and how he feels like he’s getting away with something like its some sort of dodgy barely-legal covert operation to ‘sneak’ back in. (Cue Dan being awkward and saying something inappropriate which maybe implicates him).

I’m telling you, the only way I won’t be mad is if it’s all tinged with the fact that he went through all of that in order to spend time with his new in-laws.

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All around smooching to end the night on a happy note (。・ω・。)ノ♡

COLLAB?? WHO WANTS TO JOIN?!?!?

AAayyy- look how pathetic I am right now :‘DDD Anyway I’m PLANNING on something SO POINTLESS AND PROBABLY STUPID!! SO WHO WANTS TO JOIN????

Here’s some info/rules to keep in mind:

- Read all the rules!!

- You need to draw a digital art

- It’s your choice if you want to draw your persona, oc or anything else.. But furrys are more preferred

- I only need 1 character from each person but if you want to do more, then remember I can’t do more than 2

- But if there’s not enough characters then you’re allowed to draw more.. If you want of course.. Write “Back up” if you would like to do more drawings

- Need full color and clean line art!!! No sketches, no color aren’t allowed (unless your character is dressed in black and white, that’s fine c:)

- No nswf kind of stuff..

- Must be kind of cute/chibi

- Reblog this to join

- If you have read all the rules then write in your reblog “Legendary Lettuce” xD

- I’ll check some of your arts before I’ll let you join

- If I accepted I’ll message you myself with more info on what exactly to draw

I need REALLY a lot of people to join this.. So when I get to that certain number I’ll reblog this and tell you if it’s closed yet or not.. When I get enough people to join this I’ll tell when the deadline will be..

Anyway I think this is all.. Oh and remember this is for FUN!!! So please don’t murder me if you find the idea too stupid.. Join only if you want ^w^.. (I’ll be a bit inactive too.. So I’ll probably be doing this only..)

When a Pony gets Sassy
  • *Pony doing his homework in the kitchen when Steve and Soda walk in.*
  • Steve: "Writing in your diary there Pony?"
  • Pony: "Yeah, actually I just wrote you a poem, wanna here it?
  • Roses are red, vilots are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle ones for you."
  • *Flips Steve off*
  • Steve: "Idiot"
  • *Soda cracking up in the back round.*
  • Pony: "Of corse I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?"
  • *Soda dies from laughter and falls to the ground.*
  • *Steve leaps over table to kill Pony who runs for his life while laughing.*
Sometimes you just roll enough to kill, but sometimes....

Context:
Casual part of a casual campaign, a bit boring travelling. So our DM decided some action would be refreshing, he wanted to test a homebrew hit-location system he made. Rolling a D10, to know where the hit lands.
In short: bandits attack us. Our party contained a dwarf war-lady, a swordmaster, a sorceress, a pyromancer, and a mage.

DM: Allright, it seems ladies first! So the dwarf starts the round. Roll it! *Dwarf rolls very good for the attack* Of course, I’m using the heavy flail!
*rolls damage*
Dwarf: It’s a seven! Where is the hit?
DM: Let me see. *rolls the location* Groin. Congratulations nut-cracker! Okay, the next isthe swordmaster.
*Swordmaster rolls for the attack and hits*
Swordmaster: I attack with my favorite sword. *rolls damage* It’s ten. Where did I slash?
*DM rolls*
DM: It could be painful for the bandit anywhere on his body. But you managed you slice off his “pride”. Groin.
*Dm sighed*
DM: Allright sorceress, your time has come. Roll for attack.
*sorceress rolls and it’s critical*
Soceress: YEAH! Fire-arrow! Please be good! *rolls damage* Only four.
DM: And the magical arrow goes to…*rolls* You gotta be kidding me! Groin.
*All the players burst into laugh*
Pyromancer: Well..shall we name them ….The Pussies?

Note: needless to say, the rest of the bandits ran away.