this is a bit boring

one time when I was only a few weeks old my mom tripped on a sidewalk while holding me and without a scrap of gymnastic experience did a full 360 tuck-and-roll somersault landing perfectly back on her feet and i didn’t even get a scratch and anyway all i’m saying is that sort of powerful protective instinct and split second reaction time in a moment of crisis is genetic and inherent so that’s why it’s ok if i use my phone in the bathtub

avatarking42  asked:

Just a quick suggestion, but what would Star and Marco's wedding photo with their friends and family look like?

this ask has been weeks old and so is the idea of this picture but i managed to finish it today so here it is!


𝕴 𝖉𝖎𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖉 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖚𝖕

                        W̥͚̞̠͎e҉͕͉ļ̵̶̗͕̦̩̟l̶̲̬͓̬̠̹̜̮͞ͅ ̹̠͟͠ͅy̶̻̩̼̳͎̮̯̩o͈̜̭̫͈̲̤̝͜u̢̢͉͈ ҉͎w͈̗̖̼̭͉ͅa̞̪n͢͏͔̖̮͉̼͓̣̘t̜͖̥̀͞͠e̷̵̫͓̟̜̱͎ͅd̹͖̤͕͚̰̰͘ͅ ͡҉͔͖͔m̸̛̠̜̺͕e̷̲͇͖̥̠̱̬ ̙͙̦͍̙̙̖̪̤͟͜h̸͏̘̥e̸͙̯̯͟͠r͏̜̻͝e̮̥͓̻͓̳͠ ͍͎́s̵̙̺̦̣̀o̸̘̙͍͚͈̦̺͡ ̴̛̲̫̻͡H҉̱̮͎E̬̥̪͖̹͍̦Ŕ̷̥̘̦Ḛ̸̢̲͟ ̵̫̥Í̢͇̦̹̞̼͝ ̵̳͘Ạ̡̮͟͟M̬̰̫ͅ!

Unpopular opinion time: A lot of the hate Ayn Rand gets is because she was a womyn. The shit she says about self interest actually is very similar to other theories men have put forward and it is very telling that that is the thing she is most hated for. The number of “Ayn Rand hates children” jokes I see is just gross because like, when does a man ever get that shit? She is called rude, unemotional, ugly, unloving and basically a failed womyn by leftist men. And this is obvious misogyny? A million men advocate for the free market and of course Ayn Rand is the one that is hated because she was a womyn who interrupts men in interviews and advocates self interest!

At the end of the day a womyn advocating self interest and relationships based not on self sacrifice but on what you want and get fulfillment from is terrifying to leftist men because…well, what would that actually mean for womyn?


“The only thing we’re allowed to believe is that we won’t regret the choice we made.”

                                                                                                                                   - L.A.


All around smooching to end the night on a happy note (。・ω・。)ノ♡

Can we all just take a moment and feel bad for thirstguy who only had one wish before he died…

No, it wasn’t his family, 

aaand probably also not finishing his collection of scented candles

Nope, it was his true love drinky.



semptember 18, 2017 ≈ I have great news! In the pictures you can see a sneak peak of my new room because I finally moved to Milan! I am over the moon, it’s great to finally be independent and start a new chapter!

What’s more, university is starting tomorrow and I couldn’t be more excited. I wanna have a great time and I cannot wait to fill my time again, summer is always way too boring for me, makes me a bit melancholic you know… I hope your life is treating you all as nicely as mine!

The Sign’s Handwriting (Mercury)

**Mercury rules communication, speech, and writing, so it also determines handwriting. You can also check your sun sign for this.

Aries: big letters, gets sloppier as they get farther along—although it may not have been neat to begin with. bares down hard, breaks pencil tips easily. 

Taurus: rigid. classic. doesn’t venture far from the standard letter writing techniques. probably really good at cursive and calligraphy. 

Gemini: constantly changing the way they write letters, switches back and forth between print and cursive. probably good at imitating other people’s handwriting. pointy letters.

Cancer: pretty handwriting. simple. easy to read. letters are spaced kind of far apart. most likely to dot their i’s with circles or hearts.

Leo: big, fanciful letters. has a unique, creative way of writing. they probably do some odd little thing that most people find strange. most obnoxious signature ever. 

Virgo: small, neat, precise letters spaced kind of close together. writes in perfectly straight lines. letters don’t slant. judges people for their sloppy handwriting. 

Libra: teenage girl handwriting where every letter is the same size and height. really neat and aesthetically pleasing to look at. 

Scorpio: possibly sloppy handwriting. curly letters that aren’t always the same size. doesn’t stay inside the lines.

Sagittarius: writes quickly but neatly. doesn’t bare down very hard. writes just above the line and spreads their words out. probably developed really good shorthand for taking notes.

Capricorn: carefully and methodically writes every word. perfect print handwriting. perfect cursive. simple and clean. straight lines. no slants or curves. maybe a little bit boring, as far as handwriting goes.

Aquarius: 75 percent neat. 25 percent sloppy. gets worse as they lose motivation. words may be spread out. Starts writing certain letters differently because they feel like it. has pretty handwriting but always says they don’t.

Pisces: words slant either to the right or left. words are kind of spaced out. doesn’t bare down very hard. handwriting has a dreamy sort of quality. rounded letters. the type to write in half cursive, half print.