this is 2 fast damn it

violent-flowers-png  asked:

i think we know why tyrell is loyal to elliot he's #loyaltothatdick lol

If we don’t get at least one intimate scene between Tyrell and Elliot, one scene that shows us what Elliot promised him, or showed him, or shared with him that shook Tyrell so hard to his core that he’s thrown out everything that he’s built in his life so far just for Elliot, I’m highkey gonna fight Sam Esmail.

Like, we all know Tyrell is desperately in love with Elliot, but I feel like we jumped from point A to point Z hella fast, and I want to see what happened in between. I want to know exactly what Elliot did to make Tyrell so unwaveringly loyal, what Mr Robot made him do to get Tyrell to fall so hard.

I wanna see what Elliot did to make Tyrell so #loyaltothatdick because damn it Sam I did not endure 2 seasons of teasing and conveniently placed love songs whenever Tyrell and Elliot or Mr Robot had a scene together to not get a scene of Tyrell gettin some in the middle of an abandoned dingy arcade at coney island.

📢LISTEN 📢 UP📢 ARMYS📢 HERE ARE 23 UNDERRATED  RAP MONSTER TRACKS THAT YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY CHECK OUT

*there are way more namjoon tracks but this list was getting too long* *just peep his mixtape and soundcloud*

1. Rap Monster by Rap Monster

This is Namjoon’s take on “look at me now” by Chris Brown and a.k.a the first ever song to be represented by Bangtan Sonyeondan as it was the first ever track on BTS’s official soundcloud.

This is an introduction to Rap Monster as an artist and a lit track. This shit was a bop!


2. Too much by Rap Monster

This song is extremely meaningful and Namjoon’s voice sounds breathtaking. This was Namjoon’s reflection of the B-free incident. He mentions how he shouldn’t take B-free’s hate to his heart and not to over think criticism. In the beginning he sounds really hurt but omg towards the end he is going hard, and it gives me old school rap vibes.

3. Unpack your bags by Rap Monster

This song is a huge middle finger to the underground rap community who looks down on idol rappers. This was a collab with the show 4 things where he mentions how hard it was him to pursue hip hop. He mentioned 4 struggles he faced in the industry. Check out the episode, the show also shows how he interacts with his producers and Bang PDnim and this was where the really famous “ Solo, or Bangtan” moment was born. We really got to know Namjoon as an artist personally and his teenage days.This is complimented with a really cute music video.

4. P.D.D (Please Don’t Die) by Rap Monster

This is a track where he collabed with Warren G  prior to his mixtape in L.A and this gives me chills because of that prominent West Coast feel. Check out the MV and the naver behind the scenes.

5. Something by Rap Monster (a.k.a my all time favourite song I don’t know why tbh)

HOLY SHIT THIS SONG TAKES ME WAY BACK! I feel as if nowadays the producers really autotune Namjoon’s singing voice and make it really shaky but hear you can prominently really hear his singing skills and It is such a sexy love song. It really gives your romantic feels and reflects on a sad teenage love story.

6. Where u At by Rap Monster


THIS IS SUCH A MEANINGFUL SONG. 

Here we have high school Namjoon talking about how school has gotten the best of him. In a culture where education and status are everything, he talks about letting his parents down and confessing to his relatives about his future in Hip-Hop. Its an extremely relatable track where you think about where you want to head in the future.

7. Favourite Girl by Rap Monster

This is such a cute fuckboy song omg Namjoon’s voice is so cute in this. Young love amirite.

But I have a secret meme with this song. In 6th grade I accidentally blasted this and my teacher started singing along to it since the chorus is in english and ever since my friends have been taunting me with this song.

8. Monterlude by Rap Monster

The instrumental to this was included in the Skool Luv Affair album. This is in english and this is such a cute love song. Namjoon would spoil his girlfriend omg.

9. Promethus by Yankie feat Rap Monster

Namjoon teamed up with some popular K-rappers and his verse in this made my pussy drop BUT EVERYONE IN THIS SONG DID SO AMAZING THIS IS SUCH A TURNT SONG I WAS JAMMING TOO HARD

This song is based off of the seven sins and Namjoon plays lust..ofc.

He uses some sick korean wordplay.


10. Bucku Bucku by MFBTY feat Rap Monster

MFBTY are already korean hip hop legends and the fact that such “old” and wise rappers decided to have Namjoon feature is an honor. 

He also had a little role in another one of their mvs here

11.   PRIMARY (프라이머리) - U (Feat. Kwon Jin Ah 권진아, Rap Monster 랩

This song is really relaxing and I love Primary’s beats and Kwon Jin Ah’s soothing voice, But Namjoon’s soothing rap was so sexy. It was just so hot omg.

12. Awakening by Rap Monster from his mixtape

This song was from his mixtape which you absolutely need to check out and I suggest you see his other music videos such as the legendary Do You  and Joke.

This song was extremely powerful and eye opening. Just ready the lyrics and you will know why.

“In  the moment of my failure
will someone hold my hand?
in the moment when I come down from the stage
will that person be next to me?
just tell me that I can survive
in this cold world, just feel my vibe
every night inside me I quietly fight with myself
my heart pounds, my colleagues stab me in the back
while saying that I became a moron after joining a company
yeah fuck you I’m an idol, yeah yeah I’m an idol
at one time I hated it but now I love to get that title”

13. I believe by Rap Monster

Extremely uplifting and it brings you a huge amount of self-confidence, its a self-loving song and its a self reminder to always believe in yourself no matter how much you fall. Also has a little appearance from Jimin.

14. God Rap By Rap Monster

This song talks about Namjoon being an athiest but also has a message for believers. It talks about controlling your own life and to be your own idol. It says how you have the power of god in you and how you are extraordinary.

15. Throw Away by Rap Monster

HOLY CRAP THIS SONG IS EXTREMELY LIT
THIS IS SUCH A BOP
OMG THIS ALWAYS HAS ME JUMPING 
CHECK OUT THE LIVE TOO

“got an automatic dick”

16. Rush by Rap Monster feat Krizz Kaliko also from his mixtape

Funny story this is how they got together and created this lit korean meets american rap track.

Namjoon goes really hard in this, check it out!

17. Drifting by Rap Monster also from his Mixtape

This song has a theme that goes with “Reflection” and “Always”, He says how his thoughts are drifting and how feels lost (almost like the track lost in wings). Its put you in a trance where you, yourself starts to think about where you are in life and what purpose you have. 

18. Life by Rap Monster from his mixtape

This song got me tripping because Namjoon is a lyrical genius. The amount of questions this song got me saying is insane. Just read.

“ the little me inside myself was always lonely
why is there no opposite word of loneliness?
could it be because people, until they die, have no moments of not being lonely?
it’s necessary to seek a moment to be alone
yeah that’s a life
we live inside danger
through the reward that makes us able to see this beautiful world “


were we born to die, were we born to live
are we living to die, or are we dying to live
the nametag with my name on it, is that my life?
or is it death

who knows…

life, fall in love
life receives injuries from us and
is lonely because of the wind and
we wanna be right
but always wrong
were we born to be wrong?
is life something like that?
(in the end, for our whole lives we don’t know what tomorrow will be)”

19. Monster by Rap Monster from his mixtape

“R TO THE M IMMA MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER”


20. Joke. (you should probably know this)

I really did’nt want to include this because his 2 most famous tracks are Do you and Joke and I wanted to keep this list to the underrated but tbvh I was really surprised when I figured out that people don’t know this track.

HONESTLY IF YOU TELL ME NAMJOON DOESNT HAVE RAP FLOW OR CANT RAP FAST WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO>

In this track he said how he is mocking rappers who only have good flow but no sense of meaningful lyrics. 

The lyrics in this song make no sense but the rap flow is too damn good. WHEN WATCHING THIS YOU WILL BE LIKE HONEY PLEASE BREATHE. HE RAPS SO FAST.

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS MASTERPIECE> HE GOES SO HARD HE TRUELY IS A MONSTER

21. DO YOU BY RAP MONSTER ( (you should also probably know this)

In this track he talks about how at a young age society tells us what to be, how to look, what to wear, how to behave. He says fuck whatever they say and just do you.

Originally posted by jjungkook

22. Fantastic by Rap Monster (from fantastic four)

I heard that fantastic four was shit but Namjoon got a chance to do a song for a movie which is a big deal for bangtan so WHOO


23. Illest Bitch

A really cute confession from Namjoon going through Puberty

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Red & Blue Connection Theory

Be warned there’s gonna be Voltron s3 spoilers in here!! So if you don’t want to see that, look elsewhere. (Also this is super fucking long, I’m sorry.) 

Anyway so I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, and what with (at least temporary) Red Paladin!Lance being confirmed, now is probably the time to post this.

Coincidentally, I’ve been spending the past couple weeks looking for foreshadow of the Red and Blue Lions have some kind of Special Connection and there is quite a bit, so I thought I’d share some of what I’ve found.

The gist of it is that I think Red and Blue have some kind of connection that the other lions don’t seem to have with each other. Of course all the lions have a special bond, but there seem to be a lot of hints that the connection between Red and Blue *coughs* and their pilots is something a little different––basically, that Lance and Keith have shown a lot more interest in/connection to each other’s lions than any of the other paladins have.

(And before everyone jumps down my throat, I’m NOT proposing a permanent lion switch so jot that down lol. But I do think temporary lion switches are Good so uhhhh fight me.)

I’m not sure how to go about explaining this, but I’m just gonna break it down to:

- Keith’s connection with Blue

- Lance’s connection with Red

- What Does It Mean

Here we go!!!

Keith & Blue

- I’m still caught up on this whole “Keith sensed the Blue Lion” thing. Granted, it could have something to do with his alien abilities™ (I’m still rooting for Keith with Altean ancestry, y’all) but I still question the choice of having Keith sense Blue, of all the lions. He only detects the location of two lions in canon, and they’re––you guessed it––Blue and Red. 

First we have some kinda vague “energy” that attracts Keith to Blue:

Then we have this part where Keith just … closes his eyes and senses Red somehow??

(These both happen in the first episode, I might add.)

Like I said, this could be some kinda sixth alien sense. But, I do also wonder if it was Blue trusting & calling out to Keith specifically, which is interesting considering he’s not even her paladin.

- Also in the first episode, when they find Blue, Keith & Lance are the first ones to approach her. Keith even reaches Blue before Lance does!

And then they’re both standing right in front of Blue, side-by-side, when she wakes up.

There is still a close-up on Lance when Blue awakens––but even so, everyone else has much more of a one-on-one first interaction with their lion, so this scene in particular stands out to me.

- Other than in the first episode we don’t get much of Keith interacting with Blue in s1 (except for him saving Blue for Lance in s1e06, which is cute!)

But then there’s also this moment in s2 where he starts asking Coran about whether there might have been Galra on earth before, and whether that could have something to do with Blue being on Earth:

Which is especially interesting now that we know that Keith is part Galra. So …. is it possible the previous Blue Paladin might’ve been Galra?? or even could have been an ancestor of Keith’s?

Then of course we have Lance emerging from his room at the mention of Blue, and accusing Keith of “having his eye on the Blue Lion since day one”:

This is … kinda odd considering Keith hasn’t outwardly shown any desire to pilot Blue as far as I can remember. So, obviously this is a throwback to the very first episode in which Keith first sensed Blue––and the fact that it was brought up again out of nowhere makes me suspicious that there’s Something there that hasn’t quite been addressed yet.

Lance & Red

- *rubs hands together* Now this is Extra Fun because now I know for a fact Lance is gonna fly the Red Lion at some point in s3 because it was in the trailer and all …

:’’))

Unfortunately I don’t get to say “I told you so” because I didn’t publish this post before then, but anyway! I’ve been looking for foreshadow of this and honestly?? If you ask me, there are hints of Red Paladin!Lance since the very first episode. (Again, I’m not suggesting Lance becomes Red Paladin forever, so please don’t kill me. But I do think Lance having some kind of connection with Red has been foreshadowed.)

- So!! In the first episode I noticed that when Allura assigns each of them a lion, she doesn’t technically assign Blue to Lance (because he interrupts her, lol). It’s just kind of assumed that he’s Blue Paladin since, well, he’s flown Blue. Now, I’m not saying he’s not the Blue Paladin––he is! Buuut I also find a couple things about this scene Intriguing:

1) Lance looks like he almost expects to be assigned the lion as Allura describes it (even though he already has a lion), and then seems a bit shocked/upset when it gets assigned to Keith instead.

2) Not only that, but you may notice the Red Lion hovers between BOTH of them, which is noteworthy because this doesn’t happen to anyone else when they get their lion assigned to them. Hmmmmmm…

- This may be an unpopular opinion but I actually … also think Lance shows some Red Paladin traits. Once again, that’s not to say that Lance doesn’t also fit into the role of Blue Paladin because of course he does, but I do think he shows traces of being capable of being Red Paladin as well.

Like listen, when Allura is assigning Red, these are her exact words: “The Red Lion is temperamental and the most difficult to master. … Its pilot needs to be someone who relies more on instincts than skill alone.”

So really the only qualifications here are: 1) Be skilled. 2) Have good instincts.

And Lance?? Fits those qualifications pretty damn well. He’s a skilled pilot, sharpshooter, and strategist. And he has very strong awareness/instincts as well (i.e. being able to identify the Rover clone super fast, being able to come up with a plan on the Balmera on the fly, etc.). There’s no reason why he can’t fly Red if you ask me.

- Also, when the Red Lion gets fire power for the first time Lance is like, “I want that!!” which is interesting … especially because (at least as far as I can remember) no one else expresses jealousy for another paladin’s lion that way.

And generally I just find it kinda funny that Lance accuses Keith of having his eye on the Blue Lion when Lance has like…canonically had his eye on the Red Lion from pretty early on. 

- In addition to all of the above, there does seem to be some foreshadow about Keith getting separated from Red (at least temporarily). i.e. he has that dream about Red rejecting him.

And there’s also that vision he has in BoM where Red is far away from him.

(Tag yourself I’m the people screaming.)

Could be coincidental …. or could be intentional to foreshadow something about a certain someone else temporarily taking over as Red Paladin.

- And lastly: it may not mean anything, but in GoLion (the original anime) Isamu/Lance was Red Paladin … So, could be a nod to the original!

And yes, he wore a blue outfit but piloted the Red Lion, don’t question it. Color coordination hadn’t been invented yet. 

What Does It Mean?!

- In general, there seems to be a lot of subtle foreshadow that there is Some kind of connection between the Red and Blue lions––or at least, to an extent, Keith and Lance have connections to each other’s lions as well as their own.

- It could mean they are both capable of piloting each other’s lions. I’ll say it again––I’m not suggesting a permanent lion swap or anything along those lines, because both paladins also have very strong connections to their own lions. (Also, I’m not sure about Blue Paladin!Keith at this point, although it’s hard to say since we don’t really know what the quintessence of the Blue Lion is yet.)

However, I think in certain situations their lions could be accepting of the other’s paladin (which of course we know is possible since Keith has piloted Black before, and in the s3 trailer it appears he does so again, as well as Lance piloting Red). So, I feel like that could be important.

- As for the reason behind this connection: It could be because their elements balance each other out (you know, the whole fire-and-ice thing), but what I’m really hoping is that there is some significance in the relationship between the previous Red & Blue Paladins (interpret that however you want––but yeah like, maybe they were good friends??? or …. more than that????) and their lions built up a strong connection because of that (or vice versa).

- TL;DR: I think it’s pretty much inevitable that Red & Blue/Keith & Lance have some kind of special connection (space ranger partners™ amiright) and if you ask me there are a lot of signs pointing in that direction. That’s all, bye.

A thing I will never properly write:

His sophomore year, Bitty starts vanishing from 6-9 every Wednesday night and comes back to the Haus looking really happy. Jack notices (of course he does) and awkwardly brings it up (on one of their not dates for coffee) and it turns out Bitty is going to one of the school’s (many, many) LGBTQAI+ group meetings and is like “PLEASE do not tell the boys about this, let me have this one thing” so Jack is like “of course” and totally doesn’t notice how even more people are waving to Bitty when they walk to class, or how Bitty seems to be getting even MORE texts, like, all the time. 

(He definitely doesn’t hear Bitty arriving home verrrrry late one night and ending up humming all smiley to himself while he cooks breakfast the next morning, a hickey not quite hidden by his collar.)

ANYWAY. 

One Saturday night Jack gets a phone call, and it’s Bitty, and he sounds furious and wants to know if Jack can please pick him up RIGHT NOW, so Jack goes to get him.

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ZENxMC Series #07
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6]

((BUT ALSO zen heals fast wow))
sorry if it took 23984739857 years for an update :))) i got super busy at work because of the holiday sale season O(-(

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

BTS as dirty texts pt.2

Rapmon: Baby your bone structure is giving my “bone” structure.

Jin: What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.

Suga: My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties…oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast…

J-hope: We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you

Jimin: Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. 

Taehyung: I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?

Jungkook: Hey people call me the bar stool because of my third leg.

When they insisted to buy you a lot of new clothes/makeups/etc.

(I’M BUSY FOR SCHOOL, OH LORD I’M SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN POST LIKE TWO OR THREE DAYSSS!! HUEE) 

Kim Namjoon :

He would wake you up from your sleep and smiled, “Babe, wake up! I found that Kylie Jenner releasing new product. I bet this color will suit you.” You frowned and shook your head, “no need, I’m okay with the one I used to-” He sulked and pulled your blanket, “come on! We need to make you prettier!” He cheered. 

“What the hell, Namjoon.”

“I love seeing you happy, babe. You are prettier when you’re happy.” 

Kim Seok Jin : 

He would walked towards you who were cooking for lunch. You glanced at him and smiled, “what is it, Jin?” You asked. He crossed his arms and leaned to the refrigerator. He stared at you and stared at his phone. 

“What is it?” You asked curiously. 

“I saw a good dress, it will suit you. Let’s buy it,” he said. You chuckled and shook your head slowly, “no need. I have a lot of dress because you bought it last week.” He scoffed, “but it’s last week, not now. I’m approving your beauty, let’s go buy this dress for you.” He smiled. 

Min Yoongi : 

You were watching a TV show with chips on your hand. You were very focused on the TV and didn’t notice how Yoongi stared at you from his chair. “Are you mad at me or something, Yoongi.”

“No.”

“Spill it.” He chuckled and smirked at you, “this is why I love you.” You nodded your head. He walked towards you and pulled your hands, “let’s buy shoes and bags for you,” he said. You shook your head, “I don’t want it. I have enough shoes and bags for the rest of the years. You bought me a lot of that.” 

Yoongi pouted, “please? I also want a quality time with you, pretty please?” He did an aegyo so you couldn’t say nor do anything about it so you said “yes”. 

“I love doing this for you.” 

Jung Hoseok : 

“Babe, it looks good on you.”

“Let’s buy this.” 

“Damn, that skinny jeans will look good on you too. Let’s buy 2 of it.” You would stood awkwardly behind him because he moved too much and too fast for you to follow. He got excited when you said he can choose you everything that will look good on you. You sighed and pulled Hoseok arm, “I think, it’s enough.”

He smiled at you, “you think so? Don’t you need more a lot of makeups?” 

“It’s enough, let’s eat.” He chuckled and ruffled your hair before he slung your arm into your waist and making the girls inside the mall got jealous. 

Park Jimin : 

Both of you were walking around in the mall, Jimin told the bodyguards to distanced a bit to make space for both of you. But clearly, you guys become the center of attention. 

Jimin saw girls were admiring the new released bag by Balenciaga and Celine but you didn’t turn your head to the store and keep busy with your crepes and the events in front of you. “Babe, you want bags like those girls?” He asked sweetly and pulled your arm softly to stop. You glanced at the store and shook your head, “nah, I still have a lot of bags in the house, Jimin. Don’t spoil me.”

He shook his head, “I’m not spoiling you, I’m spoiling myself. Let’s buy those bags for you, okay?” He smiled, “pretty please?” You chuckled and nodded your head. Damn, it was so precious when you saw the girls reaction because Jimin was so active for picking the bags for you meanwhile their boyfriend were nervous by them buying a lot of expensive bags. 

Kim Taehyung : 

You widened your eyes as you saw Taehyung came home with a lot of Gucci’s shopping bags on his hands. He grinned widely as he saw your expression. You crossed your arms and let him came inside the house, “what the hell, Kim Taehyung? You supposed to save your money for the future!” You scolded him. 

He pouted, “but I thought we could be a Gucci couple and I saw a lot of cute stuffs that we could wear together.” You sighed and shook your head, “you need to think before we bought something, these aren’t cheap. I know that.”

“Babe, relax, if it’s about me spending a lot of money for you it’s because I like that. No need to worry, I have a lot of money you know.”

“Taehyung-”

“Now, let’s wear some and have a date.” 

Jeon jungkook :

You sighed as you went outside the campus, you saw Jungkook leaned on one of his fancy cars and wearing sunglasses, being attractive around girls. You rolled your eyes and walked towards him, “Jungkook, I hope you didn’t buy anything again.”

He grinned, “I’m not. We’re going to the mall and you can choose anything that you want. You buy and I swipe.” You smacked his shoulder, “why don’t we eat outside or something? I’m hungry,” you pouted. 

Jungkook chuckled and lead you to the passenger’s seat, “your wish is my command, princess.” But when you opened the door, you saw a very cute doll along with expensive shopping bag beside it. “Jeon Jungkook!” 

“Aww…relax, it’s not very expensive like yesterday.”

“It’s Hermes you dumbass!” He chuckled and started the engine, “I’m lucky I have you because you rarely spend money instead saving it for the future. But let me spoil you because I have a lot of money and I want to spend it for you.” 

flower petals [c.m x  reader]

Connor Murphy x Reader

 Request : @doilyloily 

 “ Write me some connor Murphy x reader where reader is really positive and when connor bumps into her and he thought she would make it dramatic and say that he attacked her, but she just “oh no, I’m sorry.” And he’s just so ??? Shook ??? And then they’re apparently neighbors so when she says hi and walks to school with him he’s also ??? Shook ??? And then after a while he’s just: oh heck I love you and BOOM it’s fluffy. Idk man. “ 

 Warnings: swearing, cuteness. 

 Y/N = your name \ Y/L/N = your last name

this is extremely out of character lol but i like happy Con so…

xoxo cass

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You go angry child and broccoli boy, you got this cutie pies, hop and explosion burst as fast as you ca-AHHHHHHHHH FUCK! GODDAMN IT ALL MIGHT. 

This horror movie moment was perfectly animated and I love it. This fight was intense, oh my goodness, so damn intense with EVERYTHING. Everythingggg.

creachivity  asked:

I love that you give me a mix of spidey and sheith on my dash :)) Imagine Keith as spidey, sneaking back into his room thru the ceiling like in Homecoming and didn't notice Shiro until he hears him whisper "Holy shit" behind him coz Keith totally forgot they were supposed to have a sleepover and Shiro's been waiting in his room lmao. Meanwhile Shiro's now having an existential crisis coz he realizes "oh god I always told him I crushed on spidey. I have a crush on my best friend. And he KNOWS"

THIS. I’ve always wanted Keith to be Spider-Man but no one agrees with me on this lmao so THANK YOU. You didnt ask for a drabble but I’m writing one anyway because this is my chance to prove myself :))

[Sheith Spider-Man Homecoming AU] Part 01 (2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

“Holy shit,” was pretty much the summary of what Shiro was feeling at that moment Keith—fricking Spider-Man from damn fricking Youtube—entered his own bedroom from the window in his red and blue suit.

“Holy shit!” Keith cursed as he turned around to see Shiro sitting on his bed, eyes wide in fear? Surprise? 

Shiro’s heart was beating so fast. Suddenly it all made sense. The times Keith ditched practice, the times he was always the first one out of school, the times Shiro noticed some bruises on his arms, the times…

Right at that moment, Shiro’s eyes widened in panic.

“You knew,” he said softly.

“Uh, knew what?” Keith squeaked out, trying to strip down his suit. 

“I kept telling you how I’m pretty much crushing on Spider-Man because he’s cool on a daily basis and now it turns out you’re The Spider-Man and all along I’ve always had a crush on you as Keith but then I didn’t wanna be weird about it cause you might not feel so same way, so I kinda crushed on Spider-Man instead so I could stop these feelings I have for you but now it turns out you’re the same guy and I’ve been feeling so shitty because I felt like I was cheating on you which is ridiculous because you never knew and now it turns out you’re the the one I’m cheating with too because you’re the same damn guy!!” Shiro said nonstop, clearly he was panicking as he ran his fingers through his hair, turning away from Keith. 

“Oh god, you weren’t supposed to know about that,” Shiro groaned.

He was having an existential crisis and he just outed himself to his best friend. He placed a hand on his chest to stop his heart from ripping out.

Keith cleared his throat after a while of silence. Most likely finding a way to do a friendship breakup with him. Gently.

“If it makes you feel better, I’ve always known.”

“You what?” Shiro snapped his head back to Keith. “What do you mean you’ve always known?”

Keith rolled his eyes, but a smile graced his lips. He turned around to grab his pyjamas. “That you’ve been carrying a torch for me for years.”

“No, I don’t,” Shiro quickly denied, blinking repeatedly.

“Please, don’t lie to yourself, man,” Keith smirked, buttoning his pyjama top and then shrugged. “I’m Spider-Man.”

“Which by the way we should discuss in extensive detail,” Shiro pointed at his best friend. “And please put on your pyjama bottoms. I can’t take you seriously this way.”

Keith just laughed as he pulled on his pyjama bottoms. “Thanks, Mom.”

“I’m not your Mom. I literally just confessed to you my undying love. Which we—”

“—should discuss in extensive detail, yes.” Keith finished as he sat on his swivel chair in front of Shiro. He hugged his knees as he waited for Shiro to sit down on his bed.

“So…,” Shiro started. “You’re Spider-Man, huh?”

“Yeah,” Keith gave him a small smile.

“That’s pretty awesome,” Shiro smiled back.

“It is.” Keith laughed.

Sketch Part 2 || Jughead Jones

Prompt from anon: Awww can you do a Sketch part 2, pretty pretty please ? <333 I absolutely love it !

A/N: I feel like this is more focused on the plot rather than the reader being an artist, but I hope it’s okay! (I was going to use the gif of Jughead in a suit from the 1x05 promo but I couldn’t find it! If anyone has it, please send it to me!)

Sketch Part 1: https://mrs-jughead-jones.tumblr.com/post/157371013196/sketch-jughead-jones

Gif by @sseureki

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It had been four months now since the Reggie incident with your sketchbook and you and Jughead had been hanging out constantly. Almost everyday. After school and on the weekends. After school, the two of you would walk together to Pop’s, shoulders bumping and laughing. Ordering milkshakes and fries, the two of you would get to work; Jughead working on his novel, you working on your sketches. You still drew him and even voluntarily showed him your sketches. He would always smile and compliment your talent before showing you the rough draft of his novel. You loved listening to him as he explained his theories regarding Jason Blossom’s death and everything that was going around in the town of Riverdale. Over the weeks, you noticed your feelings for Jughead started to change. It started with this realization of,

“Hey. This guy’s good-looking.”

It only went downhill from there. Soon your heart began fluttering whenever Jughead was around (which was all the time,) your palms got sweaty at the sight of him, and your heart leapt when he smiled or laughed. You were so far gone, but were torn between telling him your true feelings or not. He was your best friend, your only friend. You couldn’t lose him, but these feelings were eating you up inside. You made your decision. You had to say something.

It seemed like a blessing and curse when Principal Weatherbee announced one morning that there was going to be a spring fling dance at the high school next Saturday. On one hand, you were thrilled. You finally had an excuse to ask Jughead out. On the other hand, you now had an excuse to ask Jughead out. For the entire week, you didn’t mention the dance to your best friend, secretly hoping that he would ask you. When Saturday afternoon rolled around and you still hadn’t been asked, you sighed as you realized you were going to have to take the reins. Now you were walking to Pop’s, thinking of how to ask him. Should you just do a long confession of love? You groaned in disgust as you shook your head, trashing that idea. Blurt it out? Ask him casually? Could you even manage asking him casually? The ideas and nerves were overwhelming. Before you knew it, you were at the front door of Pop’s, opening it slowly, the bell jingling quietly. You looked around for Jughead and found him in his usual booth, his eyes glued to his laptop. You took a deep breath. It was now or never. You made your way over to him and sat in the seat opposite from him.

“Hey, Juggie.” you said casually.

“Mm.” he said in response, not looking up.

This happened sometimes. Jughead would be so immersed in his writing, only managing sounds as answers. Usually you wouldn’t mind, but today you needed to talk to him. You took another deep breath and looked down nervously.

“I was just wondering, uh, if you, um, maybe wanted to go out with me? To the dance tonight? Like a date?”

You let out a breath. There. It was out. You frowned as you realized Jughead hadn’t said anything and clacking of the computer keys hadn’t stopped. You looked up and saw Jughead typing away, not giving any sign that he heard you.

“Jug.” you stated.

“Hmm?” he asked, eyes still on the computer.

“Did you even hear me?”

“Uh… Yeah.” The typing and no eye contact continued.

“What did I say then?” You asked, crossing your arms, getting irritated.

“Uh…” he trailed off before forgetting to answer you completely, too involved in his writing.

“Seriously?” you exclaimed and it was then that Jughead finally looked up, noticing your tone changed.

“What?” he asked. What did he miss?

You scoffed as you got up from the booth.

“Never mind. Forget about it.” you said, walking towards the door. Jughead began to get up

“Whoa, Y/N, what’d I—“

“I said forget about it. I’ll see you Monday, Jughead.” you said as you walked out of Pop’s.

Jughead fell back into his seat, racking his brain for what you must’ve said. Ten minutes later, he was still going through the fragmented pieces.

Out. Out. Something with out. What else was there? There was the dan—

Jughead’s eyes popped open. The dance! You wanted to go with him to the dance! You were asking him out! He groaned as he realized what an idiot he had been. He looked at the clock. 2:43. The dance started at 6. He had to pull something together quickly. He put his laptop away as fast as he could, rushing out of the diner with his book bag.

Jughead be damned. You were going to have fun tonight with or without him. You looked down at your dress and smiled. It was a light purple and accentuated your figure quite nicely. Your white heels didn’t hurt the outfit either. You were just putting the final touches on your makeup when you heard your mom from downstairs.

“Honey! Your date’s here!”

You frowned. Date? You heard footsteps coming up the stairs and turned around, just as Jughead walked into your room holding a red rose, wearing a suit and still wearing his signature beanie. Your eyes widened.

“Jughead? What are you doing here?”

He smirked.

“Hello to you too, Y/N,” he said.

You didn’t answer and he sighed, putting the rose into the vase filled with daisies on your dresser.

“I’m sorry,” he said. “For not listening to you today. I don’t have an excuse.”

You smiled softly, knowing you couldn’t stay mad at him.

“Thank you.” you said, accepting his apology.

Jughead smiled and put his hands in his pockets.

“So, uh, you mentioned something earlier about going out?” he asked.

You blushed and nodded, forcing yourself to keep eye contact.

The teenage boy chuckled.

“Well, I’d love to. We better get going though. The dance is gonna start soon. My lady?” he asked, holding his arm out.

You smiled widely as you crossed the room and linked your arm with his.

“Shall we?” he asked.

You nodded and the two of you descended the stairs. Your parents quickly took pictures of the both of you before sending you on your way. Jughead had driven over so the two of you got into the car, and began the short drive to the high school. The two of you were silent. You struggled to find something to say when you felt Jughead gently take your hand and intertwine it with one of his. You smiled and looked down. All was right.

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A/N: How was that? Hope you enjoyed it!

When He (POT/SD) Says, “I’ll Take Care of You..” and Doesn’t.

Originally posted by justalilbitofsass

I have been away for a bit, at least, with my real, raw personally written posts. I’ve had a lot of changes, I’ve traveled, I’m possibly going to have a Vanilla Boyfriend… OMG. 

ANYWAYS, recently I traveled to a POT for the first time. I met him months prior to traveling to him and I really wish I could have remembered his personality then as I did now. His number was still saved in my phone and he kept tabs on me for months. Now that I can travel, why not? 

Prior to flying out I said, “Let me make sure I can budget being gone.” 

His response, “I’ll take care of you while you’re here.” 

Flag #1 : My Mistake, I didn’t specify what that meant exactly. If I could go back I would have negotiated a price. Stupid. 

Days later I was given a confirmation code to my flight. 

Flag #2 This Mofo had me on Economy. Okay, let’s get real, I don’t HAVE to fly first class because it’s 3 hours of my damn life. Who cares. Point A to Point B. BUT it still made me question… 

The day that I got there, he was extremely considerate of me. He let me be alone to relax, I got to sleep, he took me out to dinner… but then things started to change drastically especially on day 2. 

Day 2 we agreed to go jet skiing for the day. He made me two small eggs for break fast, then instead of going out to lunch, we went to a grocery store for sushi. He would roll his eyes when I mentioned my wheat allergy.  He hardly fed me. I was irritable the entire day. AND TO MAKE IT ALL WORSE. He felt inclined to grab private parts of my body out in public and say, “Baby I can’t help it!” My patience was on thin……. Ugh I’m so mad writing it. He continued that act on the jet skiis and the entire night. 

In my mind I’m like, he said he’d take care of me. 

Flag #3 - Sugar Travel is ALWAYS a toss up. I don’t care what you say or how many days he’s traveled to you. You really don’t know someone until you stay with them or live with them. Period. If it gets this bad, just leave. This is why saving up your allowance comes in handy so you can get a hotel and fly back home yourself. 

The last day. Thank god it was only 2 ½ trip basically. So we start driving to the airport and HE EVEN STOPS AT THE BANK PRIOR TO DROPPING ME OFF. 

Drops me off and I go empty handed. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? 

Amongst all this happening, karma was getting him so bad. He broke his phone, one of the jet skiis sank in the lake, and his G- Wagon blew up in a matter of 24 hours. 

Moral of this Story : This happens, I’m just brave enough to admit it happened to me and guaranteed it’s even happened to every experienced SB Goddess we all wish to be. This is why I have the awesome followers I do because my shit is real. 

Looking Back : The bright side is, I got a mini vacation. I got to drive a Lambo, I found a new love for jet skiis. Think positively.  

Hope this helps. xoxox

sbmisstaylor

Tommy Shepherd Rated by Me

Jailbreak Tommy from Young Avengers vol. 1 (first appearance)

This Tommy makes me so sad. Look at him. He’s like, 15/16 years old and he has 0 innocence left from being experimented on and tortured in a high security prison!! Props to a good aesthetic wearing white scrubs matching his hair tho. Still, I am sad. 5/10

Actual Speed original design vol. 1

CLASSIC. SHINY. HOW DO THE GOGGLES STICK TO HIS FACE??? wispy hair. Nothing beats this 11/10

Civil War

He’s got an important job. Fuckin Maria don’t shoot my boy. He’s doing a great job and A+ art (i’m crazy for lots of solid black in line art) 9/10

Civil War (Runaways crossover)

lOOK AT THAT FACE. IMPECCABLE. THE ESSENCE OF TOMMY SHEPHERD. 15/10

Secret Invasion

ANIME TOMMY. here’s him out of costume. Innocence slightly restored. Very smol and soft. A good look. 8/10

Secret Invasion in costume.

STILL SOFT AND CUTE weird new colors for suit?? just roll with it. Still 8/10.

Dark Reign.

I couldn’t find any good pictures because there are none what was this art style doing? (lies, I liked this art. It fit the comic mood so well!!!) 6/10

Dark Reign (Tommy’s Date)

HE’S CUTE! 7/10

Siege

A VERY SAD BOY AND HE NEEDS A DAMN HAIRCUT 4/10

Young Avengers Presents: Speed & Wiccan

a perfect boy, pure, flawless, fast, and goes to hell. 12/10

Young Avengers Presents: Hawkeye

Douchebag Tommy. He’s literally just wearing a blazer over a t-shirt with jeans. One of my fave Tommys. 9/10

I am an Avenger

Damn right u r. 7/10

More I am an Avenger

He’s in a bad mood. But he reveals he’s a huge fucking NERD. I love him. 7/10

Young Avengers vol. 2: Work Tommy

He is happy to make a friend. He misses his brother. He misses his friends. WHy thE hECK Havent theY CALLED????? 6/10

Young Avengers vol 2 in costume

depressing. I hated this. never again. -100 points.

New Years Tommy

HE’S SO HAPPY AND HE FOUND KATE AND HIS TEAM LIFE IS GOOD KISS YO FAVE GIRL, MY GUY. 13/10

Tommy drawn by McKelvie

The only part of the entire volume 2 i enjoyed besides tommy dancing at the party. Billy loves you Tom!!!! Hug your drunk brother! 10/10

House of M: The Return of Tommy

AFTER 3 YEARS WE GOT TOMMY BACK!!! AND HE’S SO SMOL AND CUTE!! little elf boy!!! Original dark green suit color restored!! face goggles!!! 11/10

House of M design 2

Easily his coolest design ever. TOTALLY new look. New colors. AMAZING. 15/10

Adult Tommy future AU

He never changed his hairstyle. Okay. He looks handsome anyway! He’s happy he has twin babies coming!!!! Good job dad Tom!!! 8/10

Avengers Fairy Tales #3

HE’S…. SO CUTE… LIL BUN… BLESS 10/10


the end.

so game of thrones s7 episode 2
  • the dany/varys scene was so damn well written go varys
  • also why was the “i’ll burn you alive” necessary dany? like just be nice?
  • cersei “i’m a massmurderer but beware the mad kings daughter is oh so evil” lannister 
  • how exactly is jaime still on cerseis side??
  • also i love the fast pace of the show
  • sam performing an illegal surgery on jorah was almost funny
  • jon choking littlefinger YASS SHOW HIM JONNYBOY
  • can they already stop showing littlefingers sneaky smirk™
  • SO HERE FOR THE YARA x ELLARIA action 
  • theon getting triggered by euron “probably worse than ramsay” greyjoy 
  • ARYA x HOTPIE REUNION
  • the arya and nymeria scene destroyed my emotions
  • wtf was olennas lil speech all about? listen to no one bcs you’re a fricking dragon??
  • jon x dany meeting next week GET HYPED 

Mark it down folks, because the first ever Bungou Stray Dogs Rarepair week is fast approaching!

 With such a large cast of characters there can be so many overlooked pairings, so we’ve come together to dedicate a whole week to creating more and celebrating  these small pairings!

Prompts:

  • Day 1: Loss//Dancing//“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind
  • Day 2: Hanahaki//Dreams//“However, there are some people in this world that you can just never forget.” - Kunikida Doppo, River Mist and Other Stories
  • Day 3:Weapons//Pick-up Lines// “But once you start doubting, it’s hard to know what to believe.” - Tanizaki Junichirou, Naomi
  • Day 4: Things Left Unsaid//Fairy Tales// “Who knows the end? What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise.” - H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
  • Day 5: Emptiness//Late Night Talks// “Once I believed love poems were foolish, yet now I do nothing but dream about love.” - Chuuya Nakahara, “Exhaustion”
  • Day 6: Too Little, Too Late//Future// “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”-Gnash, Leave A Message (song lyric)
  • Day 7: Ghosts//Free Day// “My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes.” - Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

Rules:

  • Please put all nsfw fics under a “read more”  and include a basic description of the content. However, for nsfw art, tags and warnings will suffice.
  • If you are making an edit/graphic/video that utilizes art created by other artists, please make sure you obtain explicit permission to use their work. We will not reblog any submissions that contain plagiarism. (Using someone else’s work as inspiration is allowed).
  • Due to the fact that Soukoku and Shin Soukoku are the most popular ships with over 200 fics and countless art, we are encouraging other ships. Soukoku and Shin Soukoku are permitted to show up in your submission, but not as the main ship.

We hope to see some amazing stuff from people! Have fun!

murderking: part deux

it’s here my friends, just in time for the release of trr book two, we are about to board the ss conspiracy yet again,, set sail for…. MURDER

  • so lets talk about the coronation and sis there is LOTS to talk about
  • king constantine?? more like…. king constant murders
  • first off, everyone’s favorite ginger bitch
  • if u poor like me and didn’t buy the scene to follow her, let me fill u in with these screenshots i stole from tumblr
  • so her parents were traitors
  • believable enough right?? i mean this family does not have the greatest track record (read: fuckin luther #tbt to the medieval ages)
  • but like….. why tf would anyone try to start a goddamn coup in cordonia
  • first of all the main export here is apples,,, one shitty winter and there goes the GDP
  • pick a better country fam!!! coup the shit out of like sweden or something, idk!!
  • like really tho what was their supposed “plan” here
  • assassinate the king? uhhh fam he got two damn sons
  • the nevrakis not even really that close in relation to the royal family,, they ain’t heirs!!!! how tf they gonna get this damn kingdom to support them after they overthrow a monarchy
  • cordonia really does it By The Books as we have learned from the ridiculous marriage/coronation law so p sure they would have just crowned leo’s teenage ass and wifed him up
  • and if the nevrakis took him out too then u best believe liam’s royal diaper would be sitting on that fuckin throne
  • toddlers & tiaras whoMST
  • cordonia don’t fux with logic!!!! democracy???? no place for it here!!!!
  • there’s no way that traitor shit is true
  • notice how she only says “King” and not queen or monarchy or royalty, etc….. hmmm yes very interesting….
  • oh also forgot to mention this but all this info is delivered by an ANONYMOUS LETTER?????? With PROOF ENCLOSED???
  • who is out here keepin receipts like this!!!
  • not maxwell!! he’s like fuckin three when this shit goin down; a bich out here concerned about potty training or w/e like he aint keeping a burn book
  • not madeleine!!! i mean she an old hoe for all we know (tryna marry liam’s older brother smh) so what she’s maybe like 8 or 9??? old enough to be shady on the playground but not in the damn palace
  • so who do we have with the means to make convincing old ass royal documents proving an assassination attempt/planned coup as well as the motive to get olivia the fuck out the way??????
  • hmMMmMMMmMmmM i wOnDeR wHo it could bE
  • cLEArLy cordonia is ready to bust a nut for the royals ok
  • bust a nut……. OR……. believe a completely implausible assassination story cop-out??? believe that two members of a prominent family (the nevrakis) were ~mysteriously killed~ for some god-knows-what reason, apparently with absolutely no thorough criminal investigation into the matter???????
  • 👀👀👀
  • more likely than u think
  • ok now we get a plot twist: whos the one who has CANONICALLY been keeping this (bull)shit a secret all along?
  • THIS A MURDERKING POST!!!!!! OBVIOUSLY ITS MURDERKING
  • “i don’t know why he did it” ME NEITHER!!! MAKES NO SENSE!!! PROBABLY BECAUSE IT’S A LIE!!!!!!!!
  • maybe a small mercy for the surviving daughter of [the people he goDtDaMN murDeRD]
  • “maybe because revealing the plot would’ve been worse for cordonia’s stability than covering it up” uhhhh OR HE MADE THAT SHIT UP SIS!!! REVEALING THE PLOT GIVES PEOPLE THE CHANCE TO POKE THE DAMN HOLES
  • tbh she right tho i mean revealing the plot (of MURDERKING) would have been v bad for cordonia’s stability so can’t argue with her there
  • literally why this ominous as fuck final line
  • what the fuck u got this king to thank 4 sis
  • what he ever done 4 u
  • nnnnnnnn get in ur rolls royce and GO olivia!!!!!! run ur bich ass all the way to the POLICE
  • ok so now, from the mouth of the man himself
  • a sappy speech for his son?
  • THINK AGAIN FOLKS
  • “always hoped”????? ummmmm sir
  • sir did u forget
  • ur son leo
  • he’s here like he’s not on a damn cruise rn he in ur ballroom fuckin watchin u say this shit
  • miss me with that ivanka/tiffany dynamic
  • “it feels as though this outcome was……. inevitable
  • ok so i added that emphasis but don’t even lie,, u totally read it like that didn’t u
  • do i even gotta!!!!!! like what!!!! this some frank underwood type foreshadowing right here
  • reliable??? steady??? sounds like an excellent pawn to me!! let me just house of cards his ass!!!!!!!!!!! (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
  • “you will be the king that cordonia needs”
  • sir…… u really gotta get them speeches PROOFREAD by ur shady ass wife
  • regina be like uhh take out the part where u deadass reveal the plan maybe?
  • meanwhile liam just :)
  • not knowin shit
  • not helpin our ass for shit
  • w/e i got a bone to pick with liam rn like he’s still a Snack but he’s a Messy Snack like one of those nature valley bars out here leavin damn crumbs everywhere
  • tbh i don’t even know where this is going anymore I forgot my thesis time 2 conclude
  • the king that cordonia needs
  • basically murderking knows that liam is the spineless one
  • LOOK ok DO NOT COME FOR ME liam is a sweet bean and a gentle gingersnap but also he whipped out his dicc for madeleine waaaaay too fast if u ask me,, he been Trained
  • idk what olivia’s parents knew,, some shit probably or else they wouldn’t be worm food
  • but it’s pretty clear madeleine is the Chosen One™ 
  • leo fucked it up so now he out
  • liam ABouT to fuck it up,, so the king got rid of option #1 (mc) and option #2 (olivia)
  • and now madeleine is gonna be the queen, liam is gonna be the king, and constantine has… TRIUMPHED?!?!?!
  • stay tuned biches
  • xoxo gossip sarah
What They Don't Tell You About Plants

So I don’t know about recently, but  I know a couple years ago when I started an aquatic garden in a fish tank, there was basically minimal help for growing them. Sure, some sites all gave the same advice, good beginner plants, and how to set up CO2 rigs, or it would be full of way too MUCH information, down to each individual plant, which isn’t helpful when you don’t know what you’re getting yet. But there are a lot of things that no resource ever told me, and instead I had to learn myself and from my very experienced uncle. So I thought I would give a little quick guide to things that you may not hear as often as you need to when thinking of aquarium plants.

1)      Some Aquatic plants aren’t aquatic. Bamboo, for instance, isn’t actually meant to be in full water all the time. It can survive for a while, sure, but a betta can “survive” in a bowl, too. A lot of other plants are sold as “aquatic” like mondo grass, when in fact they are drowning in the tank. If you’re shopping for plants, especially in a chain store, be sure to either know what you’re looking for, or take a smart phone with you and google the scientific name. The first Wikipedia page will usually say in the first paragraph if the plant is fully aquatic or not. A lot of beginners feel like failures because their plants died or sometimes “melted” and they don’t know what they did wrong, but in reality it’s because they tried growing a plant that wasn’t meant to be in a tank.

2)      Pruning is an art; and there are a lot of different ways to do it. Just because one person prunes their plants in-tank with cool tools doesn’t mean that’s the only way to do it. Plants will survive a little pull out and trim before putting them back in the tank ( I recommend this for tanks 10 and smaller, theres not much point making a mess in such a small tank when you can pull them out, trim them and return them). The most basic thing to remember when trimming is to do it how you like it—it’s your tank and as long as it doesn’t kill the plant, you have artistic license.

3)      Plants don’t have a really good sense of direction. If you see a plant with roots growing upward and in a huge tangle (sword plants, I’m looking at you) then there is no harm in trimming those off. If there is an excess of something, they can afford to lose a few to stay neat.

4)      You don’t have to trim all the damn time. Some holier-than-thou planter articles make it sound like pruning is this huge, all consuming thing. It can be, if you want it to. I do, because I enjoy it, and I like my plants more than my fish in all honesty. But you don’t have to. Trim when you need it, not on some air-tight schedule that can’t be defied. If you have a huge tank, trimming days will take a while. But if you trim right, you won’t have to do it once a week. Once a month is probably average, but more or less is fine.

5)      Don’t be afraid to be the Weed Wacker. I’ve had a lot of people tell me that they’re afraid of hurting their plants. I’m probably going to make a huge guide for pruning with pictures this week, but for now, let’s just generalize a few things: a) there are a few different kinds of plants, and each one grows differently, and therefore needs to be trimmed differently. In general, if something is brown, cut it off. It’s not doing the plant any favors, and your leafies will thank you for removing it. If you handle your plants for pruning, run your hands around the plant gently—if something pops loose, chances are it needed to come off. If you are unsure whether or not to pull a leaf off, give it a gentle tug. If it comes loose easily, it needed to be removed. If something is brown at the base, even if the leaf is green, it’s most likely dead, and fine to remove. B) another thing that I get a lot of people worried about is the roots. If it is say, a sword plant, or other plant that is all root, trim those bitches. I mean it, these things take 2 weeks and they look like medusa. They don’t need all of them, and they grow more pretty damn fast. I had a 3 inch plant take over half my 5.5 gal in 2 weeks in the roots, and you don’t notice until you pull it up. They aggressive little boogers and they will survive a trim. C) if you have a smaller tank, prune the BIG leaves. Not all of them, obviously, but when a plant is too big, snip the big boys. That way the smaller ones have time to grow, and you won’t have to prune as often. D) the more you chop, the longer you can go without pruning again. Now, don’t go overboard, leave the poor plant enough to regroup and stay alive, but you can probably trim them down pretty small if you want to.

6)      You don’t need CO2. For most plants, just having a few fish in with them is good enough. You do NOT have to spend hundreds of dollars on a system if you don’t want to. Do not let pet stores talk you into it, either. Unless you have a huge, very advanced tank, or a very large plant-only tank, chances are you don’t need one. But if you ever do decide to do one, be prepared to by the expensive stuff—just like filters and heaters, it’s better to just buy the better quality ones, even if it means a little less in your wallet. Cheap CO2 systems are just not worth the headache and they need a lot of replacing. It’s better to get the good stuff to start with.

7)      Get what YOU WANT. Now, this sounds obvious, but I feel like I need to say it anyway. Just like fish and other pets, a lot of people ask “what should I get for my first plant?” There’s nothing wrong with advice, obviously. A lot of opinions make for a lot of knowledge and help you make educated decisions. But do not let someone else say “These three plants are the only ones you can have as a beginner.” It’s just not true. Just like fish and snakes and other pets, if you don’t actually want the thing, DON’T GET IT JUST BECAUSE IT IS A “BEGGINER”.  You’ll regret it eventually if you do. Get what you want—if it’s a little more advanced, are you willing to put a little more effort into its care because it’s what you really want? If so, just get it. If you don’t like the way a plant looks, don’t get it anyway. Be self-aware about what you can or cannot handle, but in the end, it’s all your choice.

8)      Scientific names make things a lot easier. There are a lot of different names for a lot of different plants. It helps keep them from getting confused.

I hope this helps some of you who are stressing about your leaf-babies J Feel free to message me if you have any other questions or concerns, I’ll do my best to help. Plants are my babies, and I want everyone to be successful with their own.

Please Don’t

Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

A/N: I do not own the picture

Summary:When Baekhyun shows up at your door in the middle of the night begging you not to leave him, you never imagine the heartbreak you’re in for

Genre: angst, smut(?), cheating

Bang, Bang

A loud knock on your door wakes you up. Rubbing your eyes, you glance at the clock and groan as the numbers blink back at you.

2:38 AM

What kind of idiot would be at your door so early in the morning? You pull your pillow closer to your chest and squeeze your eyes shut. Maybe if you ignore it long enough, whoever it is will go away. You feel yourself slipping back to sleep when–

Bang, Bang

“God damn it!” you hiss as you force yourself to roll out of bed, trying to avoid tripping over your feet as you grab a thin bathrobe and blindly head downstairs in the dark. Your head still feels heavy from having gotten up too fast and you can’t help cursing every time you bump into something. You can’t be bothered with turning on the hallway light, as you’re already irritated enough and don’t need to be faced with that obnoxious blare.

“I’m coming!” you yell out in order to avoid hearing another annoying knock. You practically fling yourself at the door and open it with a groggy expression, ready to give whoever it is a piece of your mind. Only, you find yourself glaring at your adorable boyfriend of two years.

Your left eye twitches. Correction, your idiot boyfriend of two years.

“Baekhyun, what the hell are you doing here? Do you have any idea what time it is?” You let out an exasperated sigh and lean against the doorframe.

His cheeks are flushed, hair tousled, and it looks like he’d just thrown on whatever was available before running to your house. His hair is a different color than it was when you last saw him, but the street light isn’t enough for you to make out the exact shade. He stands in front of you without saying a word, hands clenched and eyes so dark that you can’t tell what he might be thinking. You attempt to reach out to him, only to be surprised by him flinching slightly in response.

You start to tense up, wondering what could be wrong. “Baek, are you alright? Did something happen?”

Your heart starts to beat faster with each passing moment that he decides to remain silent.

You can feel it. Something happened. Something big.

Finally, after what feels like hours, you take a step towards him. He reacts almost immediately and jerks forward. Your eyes widen, having expected him to move away from you what with the way he’d been a mere second ago.

Instead, he grabs onto you and promptly crushes both of your bodies together. He clings to you almost desperately and buries his nose in your hair, breathing in the intoxicating scent of your shampoo. You feel his fingers digging harshly into your skin but you try your best to keep till and will the pain away, burying your own in his dark locks. Your boyfriend is not in the right state of mind and you refuse to move away from him until you’re sure that he won’t fall apart.

So the two of you stand on your front porch, slowly relaxing into each other’s touch. You’re ashamed to admit that, despite the fact that Baekhyun is clearly distressed, you’re enjoying the feeling of being so close to him. You’ve missed him so damn much.The scent of his skin, the way the ends of his hair tickle your cheek, small things that you had forgotten about suddenly come rushing back to your head. He’s been so busy with the comeback lately that it’s been weeks since you’ve seen him properly and probably months since you’ve even attempted to go out on a date.

You move your hands down to the nape of his neck and gently massage the area before lightly pulling his head back to get a good look at him. His swollen eyes, from either crying or lack of sleep, are so evident that you can feel your heart dying.

He wears an expression that you’ve never seen before and you begin to fear what lies before you. “Do you wanna talk about it?” You whisper softly, trying not to force him into an uncomfortable position.

There’s so much you want to ask him. Did something happen to him? To his parents? Is his brother alright? Perhaps he’s gotten into a fight with his members. You try to remember if one of the boys had mentioned anything to you when you’d last talked, but you end of drawing a blank.

He shakes his head quietly, sniffling lightly as a shaky breath escapes his lips. You nod your head in an attempt to understand. The truth of the matter is that you don’t. It’s so unlike Baekhyun to act in such a vulnerable manner that you don’t know what to do. Sure, he’s always been sensitive, but not like this. Never like this. And even in the moments when he’d felt down, he’s never had a problem with talking to you. He was the most open person you’d ever met.

The Baekhyun staring back at you is different.

As you open your mouth to suggest that he come in, you’re met with chapped lips and the overwhelming scent of something that you can only ever describe as Baekhyun–your favorite scent in the world. Confusion lingers in the air as you respond somewhat clumsily. His kisses feel unfamiliar, driven by something other than than the usual sensation of warmth and comfort.

You want to stop him, sit him down and force him to talk. Yet you’re only human and it’s been too long since you two have had any sort of physical contact. Before you know it, he’s moved inside the house, the door is shut and you’re up against the nearest wall. His lips travel from your mouth to your jawline and down you neck, your body flush against his. You slide of his jacket with ease and reach to remove his shirt. He immediately breaks away to do it for you and is back before you know it, fixating his tongue on your collar bone.

His hands move to your thighs and you thank god for having chosen to wear a nightgown. Pushing the fabric up to your waist, Baekhyun runs the tips of his fingers around the inside of your legs and you moan, quickly reaching for his zipper.

“Baek…” you pant, desperate to have him inside you. God, you’ve missed him so fucking much. You’ll never get enough of him, but you know you’ll sure as hell try. You feel the blood rushing through your body and your heart pounding against your ears from your arousal. Your eye begin roll back until you hear him start to whimper.

And suddenly it’s over, just like that. Baekhyun rips himself away from you and backs away, almost tripping over himself in the dark. He stands on the opposite side of the wall with his eyes shot, his body trembling as if you had just tried to shoot him.

You look at him in shock, feeling the fear radiate off of him. Is Baekhyun scared…of you?

“Baek, it’s me. It’s okay.” He shakes his head, failing to meet your eyes. “I’m sorry,” he speaks so quietly that you have to strain your ears to hear him, “I’m messed up, Y/N, so fucking messed up. I can’t be with you like that right now, I just can’t.”

A sob begins to bubble it’s way up his throats and he’s suddenly choking, tears making their way down his face. It’s now your turn to embrace him and you don’t hold back, holding him tightly against you. You place your head on his shoulder and move your hands up and down his back until he stops shaking. Your heart aches for him and you wish with all your heart to see him smile.

“Idiot, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to.” You glance up at him and wipe his tears away with your thumb. Mustering up a small smile, you step away from him and grab his hand, pulling him upstairs to your bedroom.

You motion for him to lie down and he does, taking in a deep breath and looking at you expectantly. You get in as well and pull the covers over the both of you, kissing his forehead in the process.

His eyes flutter shut as he begs, “please don’t leave me alone.” You hold onto his hand once more, kissing his knuckles one by one. “Baek, I would never leave you. I love you.”

He must be utterly exhausted because he’s asleep in less than a few minutes. Your phone lights up with a text from your bedside table, but you make no move to get it. It’s on silent so you can stand to ignore it for a few hours. Baekhyun is your priority right now, you’ll answer whoever it is later.

And with that, your eyes begin to feel heavy and you’re out before you know it, ignoring the anxiety that has begun to churn inside your stomach.


Baekhyun is still fast asleep when you wake up. You stare at his sleeping figure, feeling the urge to kiss him awake but deciding against it. With the way he’d been acting last night, you figure it’s best that you let him sleep in a little longer.

You quietly get up and straighten your nightgown, before grabbing your phone and heading to the kitchen to make breakfast.

You’re halfway done with the first omelet when you remember to check your phone for the text. You raise your eyebrows at the 14 messages and 6 missed calls from Sehun. Perhaps you should’ve answered last night, it seems like it had been an emergency.

Turning down the heat of the stove, you open your phone and press “call”, eyeing the omelet quickly before walking towards your door. By the time Sehun answers, you’ve opened your door and have grabbed a hold of the newspaper that your neighbor’s son delivers to your doorstep every morning. Your heart has already stopped at the headline when Sehun speaks up.

“Hello? Y/N? I need to talk to you.”

You don’t respond, the uneasiness you’d been feeling before suddenly back with full force.

“There’s something I need to tell you and it’s better if you heard it from me.”

You already know what he has to say and you can’t bring yourself to hear it. All you want in this moment is for the ground to swallow you whole.

“Y/N? Are you listenin–”you hang up.

You try to swallow but your mouth is dry. You feel tears begin to well up as it suddenly makes sense. Baekhyun showing up in the middle of the night, crying, begging you not to leave him.

The title of the article taunts you and you suddenly feel like the world’s biggest joke.

EXO’s Byun Baekhyun Caught in Cheating Scandal