this is 2 fast damn it

how the signs bathe

Aries: *turns on shower* *doesn’t get in and plays on phone for 20 minutes*

Taurus: quickly washes hair and body in 5 minutes and sings for the next 15

Gemini: takes fast showers but sits in the bathroom on their phone for 40 min

Cancer: uses up all the hot water every. damn. time.

Leo: *two tablespoons of shampoo* *3 liters of conditioner*

Virgo: *3 minute hair washing* *2 minute body* *10 minute shaving*

Libra: can’t even get in the shower bc their sibling is taking too long

Scorpio: bubble bath bitch

Sagittarius: takes nearly 1 hour showers get your shit toghether sagittarius

Capricorn: my time has come. I must. sing.

Aquarius: scrubs down like they were handling an elbola patient

Pisces: runs the bath and just sits in it enjoying the hot water.

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So a lot of you guys wanna know how to do the 6000000 traps thing, and I decided to make a quick tutorial of my own on how to go about doing it. 

Now this will probably only work for Overwatch version 1.6.2.1 cause Blizzard tends to get on glitches pretty fast, especially game breaking ones like this. And trust me, a lot of traps going at one time can almost crash a custom game server, and my computer’s pretty damn good.

anonymous asked:

post pics of yalls cats

jimmy “foot fetish “foxy”” fallon

  • actually a little shit
  • we used to hate him because he is rowdy and destroyed a puzzle we worked on for 4 hours 
  • foxy and lily have a special bond which is why we tolerate him now ((lily loves him, i tolerate him))
  • age in picture: ~8 months

strength: 8/10; dexterity: 2/10; constitution: 6/10; intelligence: 6/10; wisdom: 0/10; charisma: 1/10

ginger (we call him gender when we’re mad at him; “damn you gender”)

  • a boss
  • thrives for attention
  • he wont want to be around you unless he’s being pet the way he wants to be pet
  • breathes too fast it’s actually concerning 
  • is a fan favorite
  • age in picture: ~2.5 years

strength: 10/10; dexterity: 3/10; constitution: 8/10; intelligence: 5/10; wisdom: 8/10; charisma: 11/10;

pictured: gender and foxy being gay as hell (im ginger lily’s foxy obviously)

SALEM

  • my personal favorite
  • doesnt do anything except eat sleep n shit…. how me
  • has a lot of tummy flab just like her mama (me)
  • is intimidating as all hell
  • beautiful
  • lily once stated [about salem]: “within her is the soul of a witch who was killed in the salem witch trials”
  • age in picture: we genuinely dont know but u can tell when u look into her eyes that she’s lived multiple lifetimes

strength: 1/10; dexterity: -2/10; constitution: 8/10; intelligence: 9/10; wisdom: 15/10; charisma: 7/10

okay i know what you’re thinking: this isnt a cat hannah i know i know but i wanna talk about this boy real quick

jumper (aka turkey)

  • the weirdest fucking pet in the planet holy shit
  • SITS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO BE A HUMAN (evidence)
  • is constantly barking
  • likes cheese a lot???
  • HAS NO NECK (we call this condition “jumper neck”)
  • is dirty (hes sooo hard to wash)
  • also lily says theres an evident dent in his ass????? 
  • never really shows emotion unless he sees food or is scared
  • age in picture: ~8 years

strength: 5/10; dexterity: -10/10; constitution: 0/10; intelligence: 1/10; wisdom: 0/10; charisma: 7/10

last but certainly not least

dommo (aka domino bc lily thought that was his name back in august)

  • a good boy
  • lives under the house asjhdfas sometimes we can hear him under us wagging his tail against things
  • is a little rough and jumps on u but hes a big boy and cant help it
  • my big brother’s dog Technically
  • is a pitbull!!! he has no ears tho :///
  • age in picture: ~2 years

strength: 20/10; dexterity: 5/10; constitution: 10/10; intelligence: 6/10; wisdom: 8/10; charisma: 3/10

had a bet with my friend that i could make a meme super fast.
and hahaha jokes on her because i made this meme in 2 minutes
damn it what am i doing

Reblog your Top 5 ships of 2016

Post your Top 5 and give reasons if you want to. Ok so I’ll get ball rolling…

5. Peridot x Lapis Lazuli aka LAPIDOT (Steven Universe)

Damn this show has given us a lot of ships but these 2 aliens have given me the most joy in the show thus far. Both of these characters were technically villains at some point in the series (I mean remember when Lapis tried to drown Connie and Steven?) and I always love a good redemption arc but to add potential romance to the mix is always a winner in my book. When the two become roommates Lapis still holds a grudge towards Peri but our favourite space dorito never gives up in trying to make Lapis her friend. Fast forward a few episodes and they have made a home together, they make art together, they nerd out over a Canadian teen drama and now they even have a pet Pumpkin Dog. Steven Universe already has a canon gay couple with Ruby and Sapphire so why not make Lapidot canon? Come on Cartoon Network make 2017 Lapidot’s year!

Originally posted by i-gwarth

4. Lincoln Loud x Ronnie-Ann Santiago (The Loud House)

Originally posted by brighteronthesunnyside

The Loud House was the most pleasant surprise of 2016 for me and a return to form for Nick Toons but this old school peanuts inspired cartoon didn’t just give us a 90s style family sitcom it also gave me one of my favourite ships of the year; Lincoln and Ronnie Ann. Ok so we’ve all seen the school bully likes the protagonist scenario in other shows but it’s rare that the protagonist is so enamoured from the start of the series. The first mention of Ronnie Ann is during a episode when Lincoln is trying to hide the fact that he’s being bullied from his 10 over protective sisters but as soon as they learn it’s a girl they freak out; because everyone knows when a girl bullies a guy she has a crush (Apparently?) and they encourage him to go kiss her which subsequently earns him a black eye from Ronnie Anne (Ah young love) 

Throughout the series from this point they have this strange secret relationship as not to lose face amongst friends but they also have some sweet moments, a nice shipping surprise and well worth your support.

3. Poe Dameron x Finn (Star Wars: The Force Awakens)

Ok before you jump down my throat yes I know the Force Awakens came out in December 2015 but this ship really didn’t gain any traction until 2016. Let’s think about the 2 parts of this ship on one hand Poe; charismatic, dashing and all round nice guy. And other hand we have Finn; conflicted, brave and wants a new life. True Finn uses Poe to escape the First Order but in the brief time these two share on screen there is great chemistry between these two plus Poe is the one who gave Finn his name instead of a number. And who can forget this…

Originally posted by secretsocietyofwonderland

2. Mike X Eleven (Stranger Things)

I don’t have a lot a reasons for this one just the fact that they’re cute and if it weren’t for the tremendous performances of these child actors I would never believe in this ship.

Originally posted by trechos-of-books

1. Nick x Judy AKA WildeHopps (Zootopia)

Was there ever any doubt to what my number one choice would be? This ship works so well nearly everyone who watched Zootopia wondered what Nick and Judy’s baby would look like…wait was that just me? The endless flirting between the two just blows wind into the sails of this ship and it isn’t just a simple disney romance. Judy messes up and really hurts Nick and are both heartbroken by what happened and it isn’t fixed on the same day, they are apart for months and the emotional fallout can still be felt between them. They care for each other, they save each other on more than one occasion and they compliment one another’s personalities. And even after the bad guy is caught, after the city saved and Nick becomes a cop do we get the fairytale romantic ending…NO! We get a goddamn tease but maybe this tease was a good thing because it forged an entire communty to draw fan art, animate short films, write fan fiction and voice in audio dramas. This is not just the best ship of 2016 because of how amazing Nick and Judy are together but because it was the foundation of a fandom. 

Originally posted by moonstormx13

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HOOOOOOOO DAMN OKAY LETS JUST TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE LEONARDO DA VINCI
YES?

SO THIS GUY CREATED MANY WONDERFUL THINGS INCLUDING THE MONA LISA WHICH FRANKLY WAS TAKEN WITH HIM EVERYWHERE AND HAD THINGS ADDED AS HE WENT. NOT ONLY THAT HE HAD DESIGNS FOR MAN TO FLY. HE WAS FULL OF ENTHUSIASM AND CREATED MANY WONDERFUL THINGS.

NOW TAKE ASSASSINS CREED 2 WHERE WE FIRST MEET LEONARDO AT THE BEGINNING WHEN EZIO WAS HELPING HIS MOTHER WITH A TASK. HE WAS A SMALL LITTLE ARTIST ASPIRING FOR GREATNESS AND HE HAD VERY LITTLE. FAST FORWARD TO 10 YEARS LATER AND HE IS IN VENICE NOW. 10 YEARS AND HE HASNT MADE SO MUCH PROGRESS— BUT DOES HE GIVE UP??? NO

LEONARDO TEACHES US THAT WE SHOULDNT GIVE UP. NOT ONLY THAT IN ASSASSINS CREED HE IS PORTRAYED PERFECTLY


OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON EZIOLEO BECAUSE ITS ALMOST 2:10 AN AND I CANT AFFORD TO BE HERE ALL NIGHT. EZIOLEO IS THE SHIT MAN LOOK AT THESE FUCKIN PHOTOS

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When I was replaying DA2 a while ago me and my sister had this conversation and then I promptly stepped in a beartrap! Typical. So I doodled it up.

I made sure to include a picture of Hawke with his foot in the beartrap in case anyone actually wanted to see that.

titanfall 2 titans
  • ion: im either really good or really new
  • scorch: I think I'm really good but I really suck
  • Northstar: I've never seen my ult kill an enemy titan
  • ronin: I'm a weeb who thinks I'm hot shit
  • tone: I'm literally everyone who can't aim for shit
  • legion: you kids are too god damn fast, stay fucking still for a second.
1.2 k followers! Whaaat?

As you probably guessed by the title of the post, I HIT 1 200 FOLLOWERS!

However, it’s not the only thing we’re going to be celebrating!

My first piece of writing. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Part One, was published 6 months ago, which means that I’m writing for 6 months already! Damn, the time flies so fast!

I just want to say that I’ve never thought that little piece I published would lead me to where and who I am today, meaning that if you told me I was going to be a writer then, I’d tell you to go to psychiatrist as soon as possible. I’m so happy I jumped on this bandwagon, you don’t even know!

Let’s give a quick shout out to my biggest fans:

@quick-act-supernatural @ruined-by-destiel @notnaturalanahi and @thegreatficmaster

Thank you, all of you, for sticking with me through everything, my happy days and the worse ones. You’re my family and I’m glad we found each other!

There will be a celebration, so stay put for details!

Under the cut, I’ll tag some people that I will always consider my friends. Thank you for helping me when I was only starting with SPN Fanfic Blog. Thank you for supporting me at the beggining and later. Thank you for reading/promoting my work. Thank you for being my friends. 

Thank you for everything. (If I missed anyone, I’m really sorry!)

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Part 2 of today. Do you see mile 3? Because I cheered and fist pumped the air once I hit the 3 mile mark. 7:26 is the fastest mile I’ve ever run. Period. But at the end of a run as well? Well damn. All in all this is the fast 3 miler I’ve ever run and this was after cycling for an hour and a half.

I’m incredibly pleased to see this. I’ve been running hills almost strictly since October since that’s what my neighborhood consists of. But Nebraska shifty weather meant it was 60 today and I could go to my fav running spot. Mostly flat, scenic, and fast. Very fast today.

Yeah, hills suck. But do them. Seriously.

Me: Oh God, Kekkai Sensen looks pretty good, but I feel like I’ve seen this plot so many times. I don’t know, I’ll think it over, maybe watch it one a day when I have nothing else to do–

Me:👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit.

People say the columbine community is fucked up yet I can list a couple of things that are way more fucked up than the columbine blogs like:
1. Incest pages here on tumblr. What the actual hell?
2. Rape pages on tumblr. Again what the actual hell?
3. People who talk about hurting animals. Fuck you.
4. People who drive super slow in the fast lane. Go fast or go home.
5. Having to be 21 to drink but 18 to serve your country, the logic here is insane.
7. People who post constant gym selfies while at the gym, I don’t care and nobody else does either.
8. When Netflix buffers
9. The sound of vacuum cleaners. Man them fuckers are annoying
10. Having to pay for shit, I’m poor and I can’t afford no damn motherfucking 50 dollar eye shadow. Da fuck I look like? I work at big lots for crying out loud, okay “get a better job they said” “you’ll make more money” they said,
But they forget to leave out the part where I’m dead ass tired all the time because all I do is *rihanna voice* WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK

I honestly forgot where I was going with this…

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Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac

From youtube: “A wonderful compilation of rare FM-tracks which attest once more that Peter Green was [one of] the best white blues guitarist of his time.”

01 0:00:00 Black Magic Woman [Live] 7:11
02 0:07:11 Jumping at Shadows [Live] 5:23
03 0:12:34 Oh Well [Live] 2:46
04 0:15:20 Ride With Your Daddy Tonight 3:30
05 0:18:50 Do You Give a Damn for Me? 3:41
06 0:22:31 Love That Burns 4:15
07 0:26:46 World in Harmony 3:26
08 0:30:12 Long Grey Mare 2:00
09 0:32:12 Talk to Me Baby 3:39
10 0:35:51 Fast Talking Woman Blues [Instr.] 3:23
11 0:39:14 Man of the World [Early Version] 3:01
12 0:42:15 If You Let Me Love You 6:59
13 0:49:14 My Baby’s Sweeter 3:39
14 0:52:53 Like It This Way 3:11
15 0:56:04 Madge Sessions, No. 2 2:43
16 0:58:47 Lazy Poker Blues 3:23
17 1:02:22 I Have to Laugh 3:28
18 1:05:50 The Green Manalishi 4:44
19 1:10:34 Man of the World [Single Version] 2:52
20 1:13:26 Showbiz Blues 4:04
21 1:17:30 Buzz Me Baby 3:34
22 1:21:04 Blues in B Flat Minor 3:03
23 1:24:07 It Takes Time 3:32
24 1:27:39 Leaving Town Blues 3:50
25 1:31:29 The Sun Is Shining 3:02
26 1:34:31 Uranus 3:22
27 1:37:53 Mind of My Own 3:01
28 1:40:54 How Blue Can You Get? 3:37
29 1:44:31 Trying So Hard to Forget 5:14
30 1:49:45 Two Harps 1:40
31 1:51:25 Thinking About a Woman 6:18
32 1:57:43 Kind Hearted Woman 2:31
33 2:00:14 Coming, I’m Coming [Instr.] 1:42
34 2:01:56 Stranger Blues [Live] 4:24
35 2:06:20 Coming Your Way [Live] 7:40
36 2:14:00 Rattlesnake Shake [Live] 7:49

Fleetwood Mac
Peter Green- - -vocal,guitar
Jeremy Spencer- - -vocal,guitar
Danny Kirwan- - -vocal,guitar
John McVie- - -bass
Mick Fleetwood- - -drums
1,2,3,6,7,8,9,10,11,13,14,15,16,17,18,19­,20,21,22,25,27,28,34,35,36

Brunning Sunflower Blues Band 4,12,20-23,26
Peter Green 5
Peter Green & Nick Pickett 24
Peter Green & Duster Bennett 29-33

Cisco: The Wingman

Imagine Barry being so embarrassed when Cisco is trying to be his wingman. Cisco: “Hey Y/N, Let’s just say, I don’t know, a tall 6'2, light skinned, nerdy, smart, really fast kind of guy came up to you and ask to take you out to dinner, what would you say?“ Barry hid his face while you giggled figuring out that Cisco was talking about Barry. You: “Are you talking about Barry?” Cisco: *high pitched* “Whaaaattt?!” Barry: “Let me just do this, you’re no help.” Cisco: “Well then” *offended* Barry: “Y/N, will you go out with me” You: “Of course I will Barry” *hugs him*

Originally posted by 2009wasagoodyear

Originally posted by tvwatercooler

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omegamadness and anons!! I put more way more work into this cuz the classic Claire and Leon are too good :> Enjoy and my layout assignment is in the way;;;

Send ✎ and the name of a character and I’ll do a quick sketch of them.