this is!!! the dumbest show!!!!

dghda review: this show has no rewatch value

me: *on my fifth rewatch in a week, hasn’t slept in over 24 hours, crying over any hint of foreshadowing, writing huge blocks of text on character development, making excuses so i can stay in and watch it again* u right

anonymous asked:

We all keep saying they're becoming more opened about being together but at the same time they're also lowkey hinting they are single??? Sorry but this is messy af and seriously makes me question their integrity and makes me believe that they just don't flat out say they aren't a thing because it brings in the sweet $$$. Youtubers are becoming shadier by the minute so at this point it won't surprise me if they are actually like this. And when it gets exposed, they're fucked big time.

when have they hinted at being single??? the only thing i’ve noticed are the multiple occasions just within the past week where an opportunity arose for them to hint at being single but they never did. throughout dan’s entire liveshow on valentine’s day there were several instances where he could’ve made a joke about being alone on valentine’s day for the #teenz to relate to but he didn’t say a word. phil flirted with his audience and complained about being single before he met dan. then all of it stopped very suddenly. if they were single i think they would’ve made it more obvious by now, consciously or not. i get frequent asks about dan and phil potentially queerbaiting their audience and it’s the dumbest thing because it just goes to show that no matter what dan and phil do, people won’t be content about it? there will always be people who think dan and phil are malicious internet masterminds tricking their audience into fueling their own wealth and fortune when that’s just not the case. dan and phil have both gone through major character development, individually and as a joint brand, and them displaying more affection and overall comfortability on camera does not equal queerbaiting. they value their authenticity and their integrity. it just isn’t dan and phil’s style to blatantly state something as controversial as their relationship status. while they encourage respectful shipping and fanart and fanfiction, i think that they’d rather their relationship not determine whether or not people enjoy their content. not to mention if dan and phil were to upload an official “coming out” video, there would be people accusing them of only doing it for the attention and the money, so there’s quite a double standard. if you honestly believe that they are queerbaiting in their main channel videos, just pay attention to their liveshows? they’re always sharing little domestic things that happen to them during their daily lives together like how they saw this movie and really enjoyed it, how dan cried during the movie and phil made fun of him for it, how they got each other these weird but extremely fitting gifts, how they made each other laugh until they had abs and felt good enough to order pizza that night. we see them through a keyhole, and the things that happen behind closed doors are the things that truly prove that what dan and phil have is genuine

I want a gekkan shoujo fic where like, the text conversations between Mikorin and Mayu, Mayu knows from the very first night because Mikorin is a dumb and he can’t lie and he just.

you can call me mikorin if you like

all my friends do

not that you have to, or anything

it’s not like it would make me happy!

… but you could, if you want to.

please forget i said anything.

and Mayu’s just like,

cute.

and Mikorin sits there having a small heart attack, until his phone chimes again,

mikorin is cute

and pretty much his heart explodes, because what is Mayumayu saying, does she think he’s cute, is it the name that’s cute?!?!?!?!? his delicate heart can’t handle this, so then he’s just like,

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anonymous asked:

Whats ur type

tall girls, athletic, someone who has ambition, someone who can get drunk w me and laugh their ass off at the dumbest things, someone who wants to go out and show each other off, but is also content laying in bed watching netflix, someone who likes kids, and to be outdoors, someone who loves adventure, someone who makes me excited to get up in the morning, someone who is strong, independent, someone sarcastic, who can throw it right back at me jokingly, idk if you’re my type you know honestly 

i’m really unaccustomed to the conventions of old person concertgoing like where i’m from you don’t wear the band’s t-shirt to the band’s show, you’re supposed to wear a DIFFERENT band’s shirt, it’s a holdover from the pre-internet days when the only way you could get new music recs was to go to a show and look at other people’s t-shirts. like, “if you like this band, you’ll like all of these!” so it’s just become second nature for me and now i’m here at the u2 show looking like the world’s dumbest ass with TITUS ANDRONICUS FOREVER on my chest while every other human being in a five-mile radius is repping for the joshua tree tour ‘87

Voltron season 3 rant!

Ah, I’ve been thinking for days now on how to let people know that an additional chapter of “The Lion’s Pride” isn’t gonna happen without posting a vastly disappointing new chapter that’s only gonna consist of a note saying there won’t be a new chapter? And then last night I remembered “Mmmh… lemme try tumblr for that. Also could get that season 3 rant off my chest that way”.

The thing is, I originally thought season 3 might bring… things, developments, character interactions, Matt Holt, literally anything I’d have the need to include in my fic. Instead, it kind of did… nothing. A whole lot of nothing. Don’t get me wrong, stuff happened, but… It felt to me like an anime filler arc. When they run out of source-material because they got so much ahead and thus they have to come up with a short random unimportant arc of stuff to bide their time. That’s what season 3 felt like. A filler to bridge time until season 4.

I mean, there was stuff I liked, I like Pretty Boy Prince Lotor. And his crew of misfits. Finally villains that aren’t generic Galra soldiers where I don’t even need to bother and try telling them apart because… not memorable or important enough to be remembered. It was cool. Also, the blue-haired chick is real hot, but that’s beside the point.

But that was basically all that happened. That and stupid-dumb-ridiculous-unnecessary lion switching. For fuck’s sake. I’m sorry, but Keith being the Black Paladin is the dumbest thing this show came up with so far. Not with the way they had established the lions’ choices. Black should be a leader with leader-qualities. Keith does not, did not and still doesn’t, bring leader-qualities to the table. Allura has been the leader of the team from day one, co-leading with Shiro in a way but in the end still being the one in charge. By all logic, she should have become the Black Paladin. And don’t start with “previous incarnations” and shit, I don’t care about those. I care about the logic of this incarnation and the way both the characters and the world have been established so far. And virtually nothing about that made Keith being the Black Paladin in any way a good or logical choice.

The lion-switching-arc also made me quite dislike Allura some more. Which I’ve done since last season and her racism. Her not trusting the Blade was justifiied, yes, of course you don’t instantly welcome members of a race that literally erased your own race and home from existence with open arms, but her treating Keith like scum for blood you can’t see and he didn’t know about was just… no. And I hold a grudge, even if the other characters already forgave her. I hold a grudge better than any child of Hades does. Now, why she’s pissing me off this season, is how she became the Blue Paladin. She sat there and all she did was literal self-loathe, belittle herself and talk like she was useless. Bahm, Blue wakes up.

Now, as a huuuge fan of Langst and all things Lance Feels, I completely adore that it’s basically canon now that the Blue Lion reacts to self-loahting little balls of insecurities, but I hate how Allura handled that. I mean, she must have noticed what she was thinking and how she was feeling when the Blue Lion reacted to her. She must have. She’s not stupid or oblivious. And yet still the first thing she did was basically call Lance stupid. Instead of being a responsible princess and confront him about that realization. I mean, for fuck’s sake, I don’t go and call a person with a buuunch of self-doubt and insecurities stupid in front of the whole team and essentially claim that him being stupid is why Blue let him pilot her. That was so insensitive and really bad.

But let’s focus on the good for now. The Langst. Seriously. Him in front of Blue, feeling like she rejected him. Him going to Keith and telling him he’d step down from being a paladin for the sake of Allura because he thinks he’s worthless. Damn. Yes. I so love my little balls of insecurities who act all cocky in public but really are just adorable little balls of insecurities on the inside and when the cockiness being just a front for that is actual canon, that makes it all the better.

Just one more thing that pissed me off. The lack of Hunk and Pidge. I mean, they were there, but they… just… were there. That’s all they did. They already had too little plot in season 2, in my opinion, but in this season they really just were background characters. And that’s pissing me off because when I signed up for this show, I expected the Magical Girls feels of having a team, with team-bonding and equal plots for everyone but with the princess’ plight being in the focus. Literally what I expected to be Voltron. Instead it’s… very fast becoming the Shiro and Keith Show, with everyone else in the background.

I mean, the Sheith was strong in this one. They’re literally one kiss from being complete canon. And I’m saying that as a non-shipper. Not of them anyway. I only ship Keith and Shiro for the sake of Shklance. The Klance was mild but nice too this season. I love when Keith and Lance have Moments together. Next to the Langst, probably my favorite things to happen on the show.

So, yeah, particularly with that end-note, I gotta say… there was nothing I’d have added in a new chapter. The plot, what little plot there was, could have just happened like that, the ship-interactions too. There’d have been more making out and kissing, of course, but that… would have been it. And that’s not enough plot to do a chapter on. Maybe in two months with season 4, which hopefully will feature more than fillers.

You know what? Flint and Thomas are fucking alive.
The creators have said that there is NO unnecessary death in the show, and that if someone dies, it’s for a reason. Flint had no reason to die that day.
Also, they showed EVERY FUCKING DEATH. From the dumbest to the most brutal ones, and since Flint IS the main character, we would have SEEN his death.
You wanna believe he’s dead? Fine, but don’t piss on other people’s joy.
We had been waiting for this for so long.

anonymous asked:

"I have a Masters degree in American literature. There's nothing I can't handle." It's literally the dumbest line of this episode and one of the entire show lol.

I just don’t understand what that means!!! Unless it’s a clue that he’s AD, maybe because it reminds us he wrote a book about Ali (because we definitely would have forgotten he’s an author after the long ass book storyline in 6b/7…..), it was a really weird line lol.