this idiot i love them all

ahumanlady  asked:

Hey! This is such a helpful account! :) do you have: A)a new heart wrenching angst? B) pining Viktor? C) college au? I've read most of the ones on your lists...whoops.

I LOVE COLLEGE AUs OMG thank you for this request! (For @ahumanlady: you can find all my angst fic rec lists here!)

Originally posted by nikforovs

College AU

centripetal force by braveten, Explicit, 60k (WIP)
Victor speaks seven languages. (Physics isn’t one of them.) Luckily, though, he ends up rooming with his antithesis: a shy, black-haired boy who just so happens to be a physics major. LOVE this!

Perfect harmony by BlessTheBeast, Teen, 3.9k
Phichit drags Yuuri along to a party, where Yuuri promptly gets shitfaced and enthusiastically seduces Viktor, then dies of embarrassment, which seems to be inevitable in any universe these two idiots end up in. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC

Russian for Dummies by cutthroatpixie, Gen, 2.4k
“Are you a beginner?” Viktor was not a beginner. Viktor was the TA supposedly in charge of this study session. Viktor spoke Russian. Viktor was Russian. “Sure!” OMG SO CUTE

Essays and Endearments by kaizuka, Teen, 13k
A guide to romance by Katsuki Yuuri: pine after your nameless classmate for almost the entirety of one semester. Do not make eye contact, ever. Go to class, and if the stars align, it will be cancelled, and your crush will be waiting to endure your awkward attempt at small talk. THIS IS SO GOOD! Must read!

Slavonic Studies by thepossessedfangirl, Explicit, 9.4k (WIP)
Yuuri sleeps with a hot stranger the night before university begins but surprise, surprise. JUST READ THIS YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

It Doesn’t Have to be a Lie by Recesskup, Not Rated, 54k (WIP)
The pretend relationship AU where Yuuri is a shy Dance Major and Viktor is the attractive, outgoing Art/Photography Major and Phichit is the worst wingman ever. This is great!!

Kiss Me and Tell Me That I’ll See You Again by probablytooobsessedwithfiction, Teen, 19k (WIP)
When Yuuri is dragged to a party by his best friend Yuko, he doesn’t want to be there- that is until he finds himself making out with someone. The only problem is that he has no idea who he’s kissing. SLOW BURN BUT SO GOOD

Thoughtfulness at the Drama Club by MattLightwood (TanyaHarries), Gen, 2.1k
Viktor is in his last year of college and as a president of the drama club when his secretary resigns. With this place vacant, the club finds itself in big trouble until Phichit appears one day with someone that could save them… and steal Viktor’s heart. Thumbs up!

Break the Cycle by SigmundFreud, Explicit, 26k
College AU where ex boyfriends Yuuri and Victor can’t stay away from each other. LOTS of mutual pining, arguments, miscommunication, and, of course, angst. Thumbs up!

Yes, Professor? by AwkwardPotatoChild, Teen, 15k (WIP)
“Good morning! I’m Professor Viktor Nikiforov! I look forward to being with you all this semester.” Dammit! No one told me he had an accent too! And to think this was all started because I wanted some pudding! So cute!

Have You Heard? by QueenofFennoscandia, Teen,  4.7k
According to rumors, Viktor Nikiforov had been seen crying in the E building’s staircase. No one really seemed to know what was the reason, but everyone were terribly curious about it. Bonus long-haired Victor!

I will break the ice of your heart by Madlymiho, Explicit, 26k (WIP)
Yuuri is a talented but very shy student who enters in a new university for his last year. There, he meets a coldhearted and strict philosophy teacher: Viktor Nikiforov. Despite their differences, the two of them start to get closer… Thumbs up!

A Skating Scholarship by Viktorsfeet, Teen, 35k
After turning 17 and being offered a scholarship in Detroit, Yuuri packs his bags and moves across the world to pursue his skating. He can’t help but find the second-year student Viktor Nikiforov fascinating and his roommate helps him to find out more. Lovely fic!

the golden hour by wynsolstice, Teen, 7k
The photographer blinked at him before smiling brightly. Without warning, he grabbed Yuuri by the hand. His skin was smooth, and very, very warm. Biting his lip, Yuuri glanced up at him. “C'mon,” the photographer urged. “Let’s get out of this rain. I’ll treat you to coffee to make up for taking your picture and scaring you.” SO ADORABLE

Just Ice Skatey Things by personafreak, Explicit, 24k (WIP)
Victor is an eccentric foreigner revolutionizing the figure skating world, and Yuuri is just trying to survive his part-time job at the ice skating rink. Awesome college fic!

Prompt #119

Submitted by: JammyDoodler

“I think I might be in love.”

“Do you hate that person beyond all measure?”


“Do you want to scream at every word that comes out of their mouth?”

“Pretty much.”

“Have you known them for over a week?”

“I’m not an idiot.”

“Do you want to scream how you feel about them at their face every time they talk to you?”


“Well you either have a new enemy or a love interest. Either way you’ll suffer.”

people eat meat, and you can’t stop them, it’s soo arbitrary to focus on dog meat like lol have you met a cow or pig? they aren’t different it’s all culturally relative…and you can’t stop the traditions of other cultures because you love dogs like you’re being an idiot… tbh

ivy-raven  asked:

I've got another prompt for you, if you'd like! So, Tony and Steve are in a relationship pre-Winter soldier, but keep it secret and the Avengers think they're pining. Que Bucky showing up and flirting with them, them getting to know each other (again, for Steve) and them getting together, again keeping it secret. But the team thinks he's trying to steal one or the other and do everything they can to keep him away while trying to matchmake Tony and Steve. All three of them find it hilarius.

So I’m going to write this from Natasha’s point of view because she’s the embodiment of that “I just *clenches fist* really love my friends” post and she just wants these idiots to be happy. Look out for under the cut!

Natasha sighed and leaned her cheek on her hand as she watched Tony and Steve flirt. Tony was as suave as ever, and Steve—blushed and broke a plate in half. She rolled her eyes and sighed again as the blond fled the kitchen in embarrassment. Tony, looking guilty, scuttled after him.

She got up and grabbed the toast he had left behind. “What if I just locked them in a closet together?” She sat down to spread almond butter on the first piece, honey on the second, then made a sandwich of the two pieces.

“Steve would probably combust,” Bruce replied, not looking up from his crossword puzzle. “Or Tony would, from frustration.”

“Why are my friends so stupid?!” Natasha burst out, spraying crumbs across the table.

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flowerjom  asked:

hana/paul for ur ask meme pls,, im love them

  • Drinks all of the coffee

paul… listen he’s up late and he’s busy unluckily for him he’s also a huge idiot when he’s hyperactive and hana is tired

  • Brings up adopting a pet

hana, probably?? she seems a lot like a cat person and paul is like ‘we already have pets,,,, nick n josh’

  • Kills the bugs

paul even tho he genuinely hates them theyre both huge babies about it and the room is essentially trashed afterwards

  • Cooks the meals

hana,,, need i remind you that paul is not capable at all, he licked ice cream up off of a table

  • Starts getting into holidays way before they should

please imagine hana’s little smiley face as soon as they’re halfway through november because its ‘nearly christmas’ and paul is just ‘haha… sure’

  • Initiates the couple selfies

paul does he needs to keep his instagram updated w photos of his first lady

  • Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries

gosh neither of them really but paul struggles more with gifts because no matter how small hana’s gifts are really thoughtful and sweet

  • Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping

PAUL hana is the type to have like. granola and such and paul sneaks it out and replaces it with doughnuts and cookies bc hes a heathen 

  • Nicknames the other

PAUL!!! they’ll be silly nicknames and he has a new one every week but they make hana !!! every single time


There, have some nb peeps & trans & queer ladies of color with their loved ones. ♥


Call the po-lice and the fireman.

Tbh I have no excuse for this. I just want Keith and Shiro to sing like idiots in their disney alien shirts wearing glasses. Fight me. (ง •̀_•́)ง Redbubble

You’re an angel dressed in armor
You’re the fair in every fight
You’re my life and my safe harbor
Where the sun sets every night (x)

can we please let them slow dance in their pyjamas or something?
lil’ thingy for @sarawh, love u buddy

sana and isak are Savage together and i love it;

  • someone says something islamphobic in class and will IMMEDIATELY get shut down first by isak, who is the quicker one to react, aggressive and sarcastic with #classic lines such as, “yeah, muslims are terrorists, just like christians are all homophobic pieces of shit who kill people for being gay, right?”
    • followed by sana whose more calm but just as Savage, expertly telling them how much of an idiot they are 
    • also, any homophobic shit is immediately dissected and shut down by Sana whether or not isak is there 
    • when he is there, she responds before he even gets a chance to open his mouth 
    • “you didnt have to do that" 
    • "of course i did, you wouldn’t insult them right." 
  • they argue a lot but the instant someone offers a solution or a third option neither of them have thought of, they both stare that person down 
    • its better not to get involved 
  • sana and isak’s friendship help recover isak and eva’s friendship, and improve the relations between those two groups in general
    • i.e.,  isak goes up to sana and asks if vilde is into magnus. she asks if he’s asking because magnus is into vilde. neither of them give anything away or say too much but somehow manage to set them up by working together. 
  • they’re competitive little fucks, and trying to outdo sana helps isak actually do better in biology and motivates him to do his homework and come to class and all that. 
  • sana only feels like admitting she’s wrong when she’s around isak because she knows that he won’t tease her about it or make it weird. he’ll just accept it and they’ll move onto arguing about the next thing. 
  • sana l o v e s it when isak challenges her. he doesn’t do it the way other boys do it (as in try to pressure her into doing things she doesn’t want to do), and most of the girls are too intimidated and say things like "yeah, you’re probably right” after arguing for ten minutes. 
    • isak fights her and makes her question herself even when he’s wrong and sana loves it.
  • sana never makes isak talk about things he isn’t comfortable with, but She Knows, and she’ll prod him every now and then until he opens up about what’s bothering him. 
  • they’re not FRIENDS, and they don’t talk about everything, but somehow they’ve reached this silent agreement of trusting each other, and sometimes its nice to have someone that isn’t in your immediate circle of friends who you know has your back. 
  • people in school who don’t Know about isak and even ship him and sana and they both think its disgusting.

okay i love nurseydex and i love enemies to lovers nurseydex and i love nurseydex being in love but! let’s talk about the stage in between

let’s talk about nursey and dex being best friends???

sending each other stupid memes and captioning them all “u” no matter what it is

lengthy philosophical middle of the night discussions when they stay together on roadies, talking about what they wanna do and what they think their place in the world is

watching those weird 3 am infomercials together and debating heatedly over what is more useful, the magic bullet blender or the shamwow

actually taking nice photos together very occasionally instead of just ugly ones zoomed in on like nursey’s left nostril or whatever

playfully messing up each other’s hair???

going hard af as a ping pong team at kegsters

trying to cook a fancy recipe and having to throw it all out and settle for ramen

“dude should i buy this shirt? do i look good in it?” “well nothing’s gonna fix that face but it’s a nice shirt”

making fun of each other’s regional accents (except they accidentally pick up a bit of the other’s accent after a while oops)

acting deeply personally offended when the other hasn’t watched one of their favorite movies and forcing them to watch it

automatic backup singer??? (nursey: i be UP in the GYM just working on my fitness he’s my witness/dex: ooEEE)

idk they’re best friends man!!! they’re best friends


Stranger Things appreciation week // day six » favorite scene

El are you okay? 

All Hail the Queen

Okay I’ve been talking about the ladies a lot, and Its about time I talk about the men.

We love them. A LOT.

We love them because Sarah J Maas has written male characters that express emotion. They aren’t just idiot warriors who swing around swords and look good all day. They are raw characters, they experience pain and remorse. They TALK about how they feel. They aren’t afraid to love. They aren’t afraid to let their female companions take the rains in a fight. They see both sexes equally. We love the men in her books because they are what men should strive to be. Equal and open. ❤