this idijit

anonymous asked:

Maybe its just me or maybe Sam just sleeps in Dean's room when he's too tired to go to his, but in S9E14 Dean has 2 bedside tables, and I was thinking that maybe while Cas was human, he stayed in Deans room. Or maybe Dean just likes having 2 bedside tables and im over thinking it. I know I read it somewhere and when Cas got his Grace back, the bedside table was gone. Maybe i read the post here,, idk i was just wondering

There’s a whole load of meta about this (and it’s my crack ship!). I have a tag for it that has other people’s meta there too: #bedside tables.

So… the second bedside table appears between 9x04 and 9x14….

During which we got 9x06 and 9x09, whereby Cas and Dean are idijits in love, Dean literally runs out the bunker to go see Cas, Cas is targeted by an Angel honing in on heartbreak as soon as Dean turns up, Cas is asked if he wants to be Human or an Angel and doesn’t answer but the camera cuts to Dean, Cas canonically acts like a jilted lover, Dean has to leave him then goes on to tell a whole group of people that the “always the adios” is the hardest part… then they flirt outrageously in 9x09…

This is literally all Dean wants from Cas and he just doesn’t know how to say it:

Originally posted by thedesire

“I’m a language freak,” [Jim] Beaver reveals, “and I’ve studied Latin, but it’s hard to memorize because I only have a rough acquaintance with what the words mean. Most of the time they don’t require us to memorize it, though – usually the prop guys will paste it into one of the books that we’re supposedly reading.”

Knight, Nicholas. Supernatural: The Official Companion Season 3.
Titan Books, 2009: 122.


Jim Beaver’s favorite line of dialogue from season four is, “Kimi nanka umareru mae kara, zutto da yo.

“We had a Japanese spirit in ‘Yellow Fever’,” Beaver elaborates, “and I mentioned to Eric Kripke that I spoke Japanese a little. So they gave me a fun line, which translated loosely as, “Since before you were born, ya idijit” – after Sam asked me if I really spoke Japanese. Whenever there’s foreign language stuff in the show, they find a teacher or other expert in the language to translate the desired words into the proper language and to teach us how to say it. The expert they got to translate Bobby’s Japanese line gave it a very formal interpretation, and it came off a little stiff and harsh. I gave it my own translation, which I hope conveyed the bantering, colloquial aspect of the original English words.“

Knight, Nicholas. Supernatural: The Official Companion Season 4.
Titan Books, 2010: 47.


Dean x Reader

Summary: Your father, Bobby Singer, forbids you from dating a hunter. Little does he know, you’ve fallen head over heels for the eldest Winchester.

Warnings: Cursing, a little implied smut, fluff.

Requested by anon~

A/N: I hope you guys like this one :) I thought it was hella cute.

Originally posted by black-little-demons

You gasp out as Dean’s teeth sink into your neck, his large calloused hands roaming your body freely in the small quarters of the coat closet. 

“Shh Y/N… We can’t have Sammy or Bobby find us, can we?” He whispers huskily, covering his lips with yours. 

Your father, Bobby Singer, kept you out of the hunting life since you were born. He knew very well of the dangers, especially after your mother was possessed by a demon.

But, he couldn’t keep the Winchesters from waltzing into your life. You had met them when you were around ten; their father had left them with Bobby for a dangerous hunt. 

Your father had strictly instructed you to stay hidden in your room, but alas, curiosity got the better of you, and you wound up with a friendship with the two Winchester boys. Bobby was disappointed at first, but his heart softened when he heard you having fun. He couldn’t keep you from people forever.

As the years went by, you saw the Winchesters less and less. You stayed out of hunting, although you helped with research occasionally. 

That is, until one rainy night. You were alone in the house (Bobby being on a hunt somewhere close), snuggled by the fire while reading your favorite book. A rough knock came to the door soon later. After looking through the peephole, you quickly opened the door. The familiar green eyes of Dean Winchester shone back at you before he grabbed your face in his hands and kissed you passionately. 

“I missed you, Y/N”, he mumbled as you two got lost in each other, the warm fire crackling in the background.

That was two years ago. Since then, you made your relationship official, but you both decided it’d be best to keep it from Sammy and Bobby. God, your dad would kill you if he found out, and Sammy would probably snitch one day.

It was times like this when you poured every ounce of love into one another- quick bursts of passion in a secret location. You did miss the intimacy of making love slowly and being able to wake up in Dean’s arms.

Dean hesitantly breaks away from your lips when he hears Bobby calling for you two. He gives you a bittersweet smile before stepping out of the closet with you.

“Where’d you idjits go?” Bobby asks gruffly, flipping through a lore book. 

“Needed to get something from Baby”, Dean dismisses, sneaking a glance at you.

The day goes by fairly quickly, and the next day, Sam and Dean depart briefly to hunt a nearby case. You hated not being able to go on hunts- you chewed your fingernails raw and paced the floor anxiously while you waited for a call or for Dean himself to come through the door.

Hours later, the door is opened, a very beat up and passed out Dean and a concerned Sam stumbling in. You immediately shoot up and run to their side. “What happened?” You ask, gesturing for Sam to put Dean on the couch as you got the nearby first aid kit from the kitchen. 

“Ghoul caught Dean before we could”, Sam mumbles out. Worry blurs your head, but you nevertheless begin to stitch and bandage the wounds littering his body. In the meantime, Sam’s head lulled to the side as the exhaustion from the hunt finally took its toll.

“Get some rest Sam. Dean will be alright.” Sam doesn’t argue, thanking you while taking one last glance at his brother before departing to go to sleep. 

Sighing, you lay your body next to Dean’s, gently placing your hand on his beating heart. Your other hand rests on his jaw, and you rub soothing circles there. “I love you, Dean”, you confess for the first time, sleep finally overcoming your form.


Your eyes shoot open at the sound of your father’s voice. Dean’s body was protectively pressed against yours, his face nuzzled in your neck. His emerald eyes open tentatively, his chest constricting as he saw your father’s disapproving stare.


“I told you not to do this, Y/N, not with a hunter.”

Your feet meet the ground as you stride over to your dad. “Why not? Dad, Dean means the world to me, and you can’t just take him away from me!” You pause, your voice softening. “You’re not going to lose me like Mom.” 

Your dad angrily scowls. “Don’t mention her again.”

“She was my mom; I have the right! You don’t think it hurt me to lose her too?” You shout back.

“God damn it, Y/N I can’t lose you too!” Your eyes soften as your dad’s voice weakens. “You’re not going to lose me, Dad”, your voice is quiet now. “But, I feel safe with Dean, and I trust him even more than I trust myself.” You pause to take a deep breath. “Daddy, I love him.”

Bobby’s eyes soften. He hasn’t seen you this happy before in a long time.

Bobby walks over to a now sitting Dean, roughly grabbing his collar and pulling his face towards his. “If you ever hurt her, I’ll fucking kill you, got it?”

You sigh in relief when your dad releases Dean, who is now smiling. “Thank you Dad”, you say as your embrace your father. 

When your dad leaves to make breakfast, you head over to Dean. “How are you feeling-” His sinful lips interrupt your sentence, kissing you with heated passion and love. “Better now that I know you’re mine for sure.” He pauses to press a gentle kiss to your nose. “I love you too, by the way.”

Your heart beats faster with his words, and before you know it, you’re kissing him again, pushing him down on the couch.

You lose yourself in one another, the only feeling is each others hands and lips…

“Idijits, not on the couch!”

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Cas vs AU!Cas

I am seeing a lot of ideas floating around about the AU in the finale and if the Cas that died was OUR Cas (I personally think he was). I feel like it’s too hard to have an identical Cas (clothing wise & wing wise–because those wings were broken) come into play and be on board with everything that was happening so quickly.  Too many holes for me. Plus, I think it’s significant for Important Reasons™ that OUR Cas was the one who was killed. 

I think some of the curious moments surrounding the portal sequences were supposed to get us asking questions, doubting/hoping, and speculating.  Also, I read (but cannot find a link…) that they were essentially running out of minutes to cram all that had to happen into the finale. So maybe we lost some scenes that would have made things a bit clearer?

Anyway, that being said, since we have all summer to toss around ideas, we might as well, right? :p    

A wild AU speculation idea that I do like is that OUR Cas (I’ll just call him Cas and the other one AU!Cas) went into the AU on his own and met Bobby as we saw.  They talked.  What we DIDN’T see was Cas contacting the only angel who he could convince to help him on short notice (I say him because Sam & Dean weren’t there yet). An angel he knew had a history of rebelling. 

Cas prayed to AU!Cas, who would likely still have been a wavelength of celestial intent.  AU!Cas took Cas as a vessel (which solves that pesky clothing problem) to help him.  Maybe they do a mind-meld to understand each other?  AU!Cas would have known Cas wasn’t lying at least.

This might address any inconsistencies in Cas’s behavior during the last half of the episode too because TWO different Cas’s were in control at different times.

Fast forward to when Luci got all stabby.  AU!Cas dies and Cas dies. When an angel dies, so does the vessel, but Cas survives since he has some of his own grace left to fix himself. We see broken wings instead of AU!Cas wings because Cas is more strongly tied to the vessel. Cas wakes up human.  

haha, yeah, so i don’t really believe this happened, mainly because what would be the point?  But we’ve got plenty of time to run through theories so… any thoughts?

[Side note:  Bobby was conspicuously absent from the AU when they went back to lure Lucifer in the hopes of trapping him.  This Bobby kills angels.  You’d think he’d stick around to take a shot at Luci.  Then again, he’s not an idijit.]

Rock the Cradle of Love

@iamthemaskhewears I hope this is what you wanted, I loved writing this one because it pushed my boundries and made me better as a writer. Thanks Sweetie!!

Warnings: Age difference, Dean being an idijit, Sweetness, Extreme Fluff, little bit of angst, dorkiness is the name of the game

Dean and Reader

Word Count 1426

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Originally posted by deangifsdaily

         Dean Winchester was an amazing man, under his tough exterior he was a teddy bear. Our last hunt was a doozy to say the least, the demon we were hunting was a higher up demon, one of Abbadon’s followers still trying to go after Crowley. I agreed to stay at the hotel while they went to chase it down. I was always better with research than actual fighting, in some ways I was smarter than Sam.

         Dean had text me, letting me know that they were on their way back, I had met the Winchesters early on in your new lifestyle. Dean and I have been together almost one year, at first Dean didn’t want to be with me because of age difference. I was 26 and he was 38, you understood, but your mother always taught you that age was just a number.

         Now almost a year later, you were both happy, and taking care of one another. I was pulled out of my thoughts when I heard the door open to see both boys come in, a little roughed up, but good. “Hey babe” He didn’t even pay you any attention, what did I do wrong?

         I got up to hug him, but he just rushed back out saying he was going to get some beer and pizza. ‘Something is definitely off’ I thought to yourself wondering what you could’ve done to make him upset. “He’s not mad at you, the demon really got under his skin about the two of you and the age difference” “I can’t keep fighting him because he’s not happy about the age, maybe I shouldn’t be here anymore”

         Sam sighed and shook his head, “No you can’t leave, you need each other” I was about to argue when Dean had come back in with pizza and a six pack. He sat on the couch, as far away from you as possible, I shook your head and sighed. “I’m going for a walk” With a sigh I grabbed my hoodie and went out into the cold winter air. I walked around the parking lot getting out your tears before you went back in.

         I then decided to head back into the room, I opened the door and walked in. I didn’t say anything except change into my pjs and crawled in to just forget the day.

         Over the next week, Dean stayed away from me as much as possible and having a midlife crisis, he did everything to make himself look younger. You shook your head at the stupidity in his choices. I decided to go away for a couple days, however you haven’t driven in so long and your car wasn’t running anymore. You wish you could take the impala, however you really didn’t want Dean to know you wanted to take off.

         I decided to move your things into a spare room, you couldn’t take his attitude anymore. Dean hadn’t noticed me gone at first, as he started to figure out what was wrong until he started to notice your things were no longer in your shared bedroom.

         I grabbed the keys to baby and decided to try to drive, Dean wouldn’t be happy but you really needed to go to the grocery store. I grabbed the keys not seeing the boys anywhere, I got out in the garage and got into baby. I was completely lost right away, I loved classic cars but never got taught how to drive them.

         Right then you heard a knock on the window and turned to see Dean standing at the passenger door. I shook your head, not wanting him to get in. Well, he got in anyway, “Where are you going?” I couldn’t argue, so I got back out not wanting to deal with an argument right now.

         “Come on y/n, what’s going on?” I scoffed at his idiocy, “Really Dean? You’re the one ignoring me! You won’t talk, or touch or even look over at me! How am I supposed to feel??” I was crying now, I was tired and worst of all I had a secret that could chase Dean away forever. I walked back to the garage door to back into the bunker.

         I felt a hand grab my arm and spin me around, “I’m so sorry! I should have never done that ok? I let that demon in my head and just couldn’t just figure why an angel like you is with someone like me” I scoffed and shook my head “Dean how many times do I must tell you?? I love you! I don’t care about age, and you deserve to have love just as much as anyone else! I’m done having this argument.”

         He pulled you to him and just held you as you sobbed into his chest, “May I ask why you were leaving?” “I needed to pick up a couple things” “For today I will take you, then tomorrow I will teach you how to drive baby ok?” “Yeah that works” He leaned in and kissed you, I was so angry but that all dissipated when I felt his lips on mine.

         We pulled up to the local grocery store, telling Dean you would be with him in a moment. You went down the Women’s aisle and found two different brands of pregnancy tests, I hid them in my basket hoping Dean wouldn’t notice. After that I went to frozen foods and picked up some ice cream, frozen veggies, and frozen pies. You met Dean up front and paid for your items.

         He went to call Sam asking if anything sounded good to bring home, you then handed her the tests and paid quickly for the items. Before you knew it, you were on your way back to the bunker. “Is there something you want to tell me?” “Not that I know of” “Why did you buy two tests then?” My eyes widened and started tearing up. “You’ve been so distant lately and I just had to be sure before I made a decision” I felt the car pull to the side of the road and Dean got out. I got out and looked at him and immediately felt bad because of the tears rolling down his face.

         I cupped his face and wiped the tears off his face, “I’m so sorry sweetheart, if I had known this I wouldn’t have been an ass” I started shivering in the winter air. “It’s okay Dean, the minute you kissed me you were forgiven” With that I kissed him again and got back into the car because I was beyond cold.

         He got back in the car and we headed back home to get things taken care of. We pulled into the bunker garage and Dean started showing me different levers and what did what. I was on purposely messing up to just get him flustered. He figured out what I was doing, and gave me a look to just run. I squeaked and tried to get out but he was too fast, he pulled me against him, tickling me, I was laughing so hard that I had tears running down my face.

         We finally decided to get out and make dinner, and to also find out if we were going to be parents or not.

Dean POV

         After we ate together, she went and got her things to put back in our room. I still feel like shit that I made her feel that way. “I’m going to take the tests and then we’ll find out” she had a nervous look on her face, I however went over and kissed her. “Whatever it comes out, I will be here always. She left the room and went to the bathroom, while I went to the desk in the room and pulled out the ring I bought.

         It was a promise ring, I wish we could get married, but since legally we are deceased, I figured this was better. After about ten minutes she came back in with tears in her eyes, she nodded. I have never been so happy in my life. I got down on one knee and promised to always love her with everything I had. She laughed and said yes immediately, “So you want to keep teaching me how to drive baby?” “Only if you behave and listen”

         She started laughing hard and shrugged her shoulders. “Oh, that’s how it’s going to be!” She giggled and bolted out the door as I chased after that. Life couldn’t be any better…

Originally posted by netflix-enslaved