The other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. People were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off of him (I work out a lot). Then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘It’s 1815. Anyone can be strong, including non felons, women and gay people. The only person who’s weak here is you.’ He started crying and gave me 50 crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns.
— APH Prussia