this house is so freaking cool

Today, I fucked up... by showing my daughter videos of the Japanese Tsunami

My 7 year old daughter told me how cool tsunamis are and wish one would hit our town. I told her they are terrible and told her about the one in Japan in 2011 and how it had killed around 20,000 people. She didn’t believe me so I showed her a video on YouTube of a Japanese town getting obliterated by one. She freaked out, started screaming. We live by the sea and she is now convinced one will hit our town. The swell is quite big at the moment and you can hear the waves crashing from our house and it’s freaking her out. Like a good big sis she told my 3 year old how we’re all going to die, which freaked her out. I’ve had nearly 6 hrs of crying and screaming. They’ve made a camp on the top bunk and have been there for 2 hrs. Quiet at the moment…I’m resisting the urge to shout “tsunami!!!”….

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I Can't Remember
5 Seconds Of Summer
I Can't Remember

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS AUDIO GOES TO: livelikey0uare

but i did write down the lyrics and i had a less clear version of it so it made it harder to decipher, but here thye are! enjoy :) 

LYRICS:

hey pretty girl whats your name whats your number

ive got the keys to my dads yerllow hummer

theres a party 

you can come if you wanna

girl tonight alright 

see you later

wrapped up late took minute but i found my mates

she was there acting cool

so i made her wait

wasn’T long couple songs

till i headed her way to say 

damn you look amazing

last night what a blurr

woke up lying next to her

last night made a mess

doesn’t get better than this 

phone rings from the..?

twenty five texts

and a call from mum  

must have been good, cause i can’t remember

retrace my steps took my phone tryina figure out

posting pictures of the street from passing neighbors house 

nick my boss sees my status

he’ll freaking out but i dont care

oh well, deal with it later

last night what a blurr

woke up lying next to her

last night made a mess

doesn’t better than this? 

phone rings from…?

twenty five texts

and a call from mum  

must have been good, cause i can’t remember

“bro.. wheres your shirt?”

“oh shit..what the hell happened last night?”

“urgh got the biggest headache”

“…yeah i need asprine my heads killin’ me…?”

“wheres that girl from last night anyway?”

pretty girl i’ve got your name and your number

i’Ve lost the keys to my dads yellow hummer

can’T remember how i did it

but i got her now shes mine

damn shes so amazing

last night a blurr

woke up lying next to her

last night made a mess 

dosnt get better than this 

phone rings from the..?

twenty five texts

and a call from mum  

must have been good, cause i can’t remember

last night what a blurr

woke up lying next to her

last night made a mess 

doesn’t get better than this

phone rings from the…?

twenty five texts

and they’re all from mum 

must have been good, cause i can’t remember

can’t remember

can’t remember

can’t remember

can’t remember

can’t remember

can’T rememeber

must have been good cause i can’t remember

Happy Place

Hello! After many harrowing attempts and several technical difficulties and leaving my laptop at the wrong freaking house I am finally able to post my gift for the @pjosecretsanta2016 ! (It’s the last day procrastination at its finest amirite) But this gift goes out to @tamaytka because she is a cool bean. I hope you all have (had) a very Merry Christmas and happy new year! Enjoy.

Despite nothing technically having changed, December 26th always seemed so much more bleak than December 25th.

Annabeth wouldn’t argue with you that Manhattan was definitely gorgeous in the wintertime. Snowflakes danced through the air like weightless ballerinas without a care in the world, landing softly among the others on the ground. The air was cold and somehow you could tell just by looking outside, what with the gray sky and cloudy overcast. Some people wouldn’t consider these things to be beautiful, but Annabeth always did. Especially all throughout December as she watched all the Christmas lights go up, people’s happiness and cheer resonating through each other, and the joy of being able to take a much needed break from school. It all complemented the cold, bleak December to make it seem, well, not so cold and bleak. But as soon as the 26th hit, it all came crashing down. All the time, all the build up, leading directly up to the climax of it all, only for it to all disappear into the night without a second glance. And suddenly the once beautiful bleak Manhattan didn’t seem so beautiful anymore.

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Boyfriend!Mingyu

• when you first saw him, you thought he looked REALLY fun and cool to be around YaY
• but in all honesty, the second he saw you he pretended to act like some cool as f guy who wore sunglasses inside and wore leather boots when it reality he started to have a little freak out bc omg u looked so nice he needed to make a good impression aw
• spent an entire week preparing food for u bc he needed to make an impact when it came to asking you out, and when it was all done he just rolled up to your house with an entire 3 boxes filled with food and was like we need to talk
• then he sat u down in ur living room and watched you open the food and inside were like really cheesy puns that was related to the food it was attached to
• “if you were a burger from McDonald’s you would be called a McGorgeous”
• “if you were vegetable you’d be a cutecumber”
• “you stole a pizza my heart~”
• and ur all like um what is this and he’s all like wAIT WAIT WAIT LOOK AT THE DATES
• and so u do and it says, “date me?”
• U JUST LAUHHED AND SAID YES AND THE RELIEVED LOOK ON KIM MINGYUS FACE WAS PRICELESS AND BEAUTIFUL
• on your first date, Mingyu took you to a carnival but unfortunately, the members decided to tag along and promised not to be a burden and that they’ll stay well away from you and him, but like the two of you see them hiding behind a bush and like stalking
• and Mingyu is just like omG WHY DO YALLS HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME TODAY
• but you guys try to ignore them and get on with the date bc you’ve been anticipating this day ever since he announced it!!!!
• challenged you to a hot dog eating contest and you won
• “I don’t know if my pride should be hurt, or if I should be in awe. either way, I think I like you even more now.”
• saw this dude juggling on a unicycle and was like I CAN DO THT Y/N LOOK IM GOOD AT THIS TOO and he literally fell off after one second on the unicycle and he couldn’t catch any of E juggling balls aw my poor baby
• u just laughed bc he’s too cute
• after the whole date he decided to walk you home and the members literally followed you guys, but whenever the two of you turned around they’d gap it and hide behind a pole or some bushes until u two resume walking. then he stopped once you reached your doorstep and it was all cute bc he didn’t want this amazing day to end then you kissed his cheek and ran inside and the second u were out of sight the members jumped from their hiding spots and started praising Mingyu at his great boyfriend skills
• “HYUNG IS SO PROUD OF U”
• gives u food nicknames so often that it’s gross
• “cookie”
• “muffin”
• “cupcake”
• “mY EARS HURT STOP IT KIM MINGYU”
• oH MAN UR FIRST KISS WAS SO CUTE I CANT EVEN. Ok so this one time you were eating a pepero and turned to face Mingyu with like half of it still in ur mouth but he thought u were telling him to take a bite and so he did but he went to far and ur lips touched and the two of u just stared at each other and nobody moved a muscle and u two just stood there with ur lips attached all flustered aw
• v into skinship, likes to hold your hand a lot ;;u;;
• has a habit of touching your hair a lot and muttering stuff about it under his breath. like say you get your hair all done and pretty he’ll tweak it and personalise it and keep touching it until he likes it bc he’s a professional guys he knows what he’s doing
• likes every kiss in the book especially those cliche ones in the movies
• also likes every single hug there is hE JUST LIKES TO HUG U AND THATS ALL THT SHOULD MATTER
• when he wants affection he gets v v v v pouty bc why hang out with ur friends when u can be on a couch cuddling with him?? amiright??
• likes food a lot, he even got voted as the member who eats the most and at first you thought with a body like his, he probably didn’t eat as much as everyone was saying he did… but oh how wrong u were the second u two were comfortable w each other he would roll up to ur house as often as he could and demand some food right after he’s said hello to u
• and ur just sitting there thinking ohhh I understand now lol
• dogs he also likes dogs, he bought a dog with u and at first u were like Mingyu……….. Idk if that’s a good idea. but when u guys got it he was sO HAPPY AND TOOK IT EVERYWHERE HE WENT UP UNTIL HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NOT PICKIN UP ITS POOP IN THE PLEDIS BUILDING
• let’s not forget wonwoo, he likes him hEAPS he’s like a v close number 2. he pretty much invites him to every single date the two of you have and it’s more of them two laughing their arses off and more u just sitting there sipping on water
• u kinda knew they were close from the beginning bc the second u and mingyu started dating Wonwoo would give u these evil looks like ur stealing him aw meanie yesss
• but dw he leaves early so then mingyu showers u w love
• “I love u more jagiya but don’t tell him that.”
• speaks english in every opportunity he gets like he pronounces all of the food in English as much as he can, especially pineapple bc it’s the most iconic thing ever
• dislikes it when ppl touch his hair like no ur not a professional like him so he does not trust u to touch his hair with ur hands no thanks goodbye
• secretly keeps ur fridge stocked and secretly packs ur lunch so u don’t get hungry at work/school and ur always left wondering who does this awww
• and when u ask him about it he’s like “idk who it is, but they seems like a very sweet person ;;;))”
• has an addiction to cleaning, seems like a really messy person but is actually the neatest person in the group. he literally feels like crying when he sees a tragic mess anywhere and he gets tiny tears in the corners of his eyes and will drop whatever he’s doing and clean it up even if it’s not his mess lolol
• is all for couple items o yesssssssss
• “jAGIYAAAA LETS GET EVERYTHING IN THIS SHOPPPP PLSSSSSSS”
• when he gets jealous ooo you’ll get the cold shoulder oh no ;;_;; like he won’t talk to u at all and ur pretty sure he’s gonna break up with u but like without him even knowing it he still does cute stuff for you like he’s pretty much indirectly loving you and u just smile bc no matter what he loves u deep deep down
• “I don’t like it when people flirt with you.”
• “I’m yours and yours only, you know that.”
• your phone background is a photo of u sleeping and Mingyu holding a pair of scissors looking like he was about to cut it and when you woke up and saw it as your lockscreen you nearly screamed and he’s like u bETTER NOT DELETE IT OR IM CUTTING IT FOR REAL
• anD HIS PHONE BACKGROUND IS A PHOTO OF U LOOKING HELLA PISSED BC HE WAS USING UR HAIR AS A MOUSTACHE LOL
• one time Mingyu tried to make cookies with you and you put some batter on his face and then he put some flour on ur nose then u read it as a declaration of war and the two of u pretty much initiated a food fight right there in the dorms kitchen. u cracked eggs on each other heads, chucked chocolate chips at each other but then u suddenly slipped and then he slipped then u landed on top of each other and it was so cute bc he pointed at ur lip and was like “u have a little something there” anD HE WIPED IT OFF WITH HIS THUMB AND U STARTED BLUSHING AWAW
• makes u do acting scenes from famous movies and dramas bc he wants to try acting and one time the two of u acted romeo and juliet and it was pretty cute TBH
• being the visual of the group puts a lot of pressure on mingyu as he always constantly has to uphold that title by making sure he looks his best at all times, not to mention his job as a rapper who has to write his own lyrics and has to perform with energy. sometimes he thinks he can’t do it at all but u have to pull him away from the work and just shower him with love bc you know that’s what he needs at that moment - someone to comfort him and tell him that he’s worth it, that he’s good enough.
• “what would I do without you”
• strokes ur hair and hums on the top of ur head until u fall asleep in his arms
• wakes u up by blasting his rap music full volume and the Windows always nearly break and the bed literally shakes and he won’t turn it off unless u get up yourself and do it what a meanieeee
• ur first fight with Mingyu was about his very insecurity, he was hating himself bc he should look better than the way he looks and the two of you ended up yelling at each other bc he was perfect just the way he was ;;_;;
• you ended up getting hurt by some of his words and the second he saw the tear leave ur high he immediately felt guilty
• “im so sorry, y/n. you know whatever I just said wasn’t true, right? i promise, I love you so much. I won’t ever do that again.”
• Mingyu might like to joke around with you and everyone else a lot, but when it comes to ur feelings, your heart and your relationship with him, it’s nothing to joke about to him. You are so special, so important to him and he’s so glad to have you in his life. You of course, are so lucky to have him as your boyfriend and know that the two of you are meant to be together forever.
• “like the ocean…. I love you. Pineapple.” - mINGYUUUU~~~

When the signs have a crush

*Check sun and Venus*

Aries: “What are ‘feelings’ and why do I have them?”

Taurus: *hopes they have the same taste in music and etc*

Gemini: “I love them, I love them not…”

Cancer: “I can already envision our house and kids.”

Leo: “They have to like me more than I like them.”

Virgo: *mentally replays every encounter they’ve had so far*

Libra: *cant decide whether to make the first move or chill*

Scorpio: *plays cool on the outside freaks out on the inside*

Sagittarius: *obssess for awhile, then gets distracted*

Capricorn: *rationalizes whether or not it’s realistic to have a crush on*

Aquarius: *finds a way to befriend their crush then makes a move*

Pisces: *probably the sign to have the naughtiest crush dreams*

I move across the country on Tuesday.

The last time I left Orlando it was because I had been kicked out of my house for saying I was attracted to women and because I was depressed.

Gotta say, this feeling I’ve got right now is so much better than I how I felt then.

I’m going to do a really really really freaking cool job (which I will tell you about once I’ve had a chance to process that it’s even happening???), I’ve got a place to live, I’m going to be around people who will call me August? Like. Holy shit.

I thought my life had jumped the shark that time I got struck by lightning. 

But this is so much more crazy and improbable.

capricorn women are my favorite type of people. goddess, i just love them. they have this majestic air of efficiency, maturity, grace, and composure. it’s like they have just walked from a storm with their heels still in tact and their dignity in one piece. they are warm people who watch over me from atop the midheaven star, smiling down and encouraging others from the 10th house throne. they are cool and kind, and there is not so much of the tyrannical control freak they are associated with. princess kate, michelle obama, debbie allen. gush. behind every successful man is a capricorn woman

Connor McDavid #3

Requested by Anon:  I’ve got a request for my boy Connor Mcdavid!! I know he’s scared of spiders so how about you’re in you’re apartment and there’s a spider and you need him to kill it bc he’s supposed to be the tough boyfriend and both of you want no part in it.

Word count: 889

The thing about seeing a spider in the house is that you should not freak out because losing your cool will only result to a snowball effect of some kind. The snowball effect being as follows: you scream, Connor will run and see what the hell is happening, he sees the spider, he freaks out and hyperventilates, that will eventually result to him overreacting and panicking, and then he won’t be able to relax, which will ultimately lead to the both of you not sleeping. Yup, not good at all.

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i think it;s so funny and so very louis, to have the whole internet freaking out over liam, and he could give two shits less and is booty calling pizza hut like if that aint some #realshit idk what is 

@game freak 

Be really cool if Archie and Maxie were happy and gay together in Alola. Like a cute house near the water for Archie, a walking trail that leads to the volcano for Maxie. Archie would want all the Popplio babies and Maxie would be covered in Litten kittens! 

They could snuggle in a hammock and then realize that it isn’t easy to get out so they tumble out like big goofs. 

Just… I want happy gay old men ok. That’s all.

I’m so tired I need to sleep

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GUYS HOLY CRAP THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED

So we’re doing some construction on my house, which was made at some point during the Victorian Era, when we found a christmas card from 1883 trapped inside the outer layer of my bedroom wall, behind the skirting!!

THIS ENTIRE TIME THERE’S BEEN A 132 YEAR OLD VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS CARD IN MY BEDROOM??? HOLY CRAP???

In 1883 Canada had literally been a country for less than two decades, and this card is ridiculously well-preserved! You have no idea how much i’m freaking out over this

The message says “With much love and best wishes from the Bickell/Biekell/Beckell family (writing unclear), xmas, 1883.”

Secret Identities

Kay so let’s say Alya got the fox miraculous and completely flips out.  First thing she does is text Marinette like “Girl!  I’ve got the biggest scoop ever!  You’ve gotta come over!” or something so her and Marinette meet up somewhere at like Alya’s house or something and Alya just transforms and Marinette is like “Oh, cool” and Alya’s too excited for herself to realize that Marinette doesn’t sound as shocked as she should and Marinette is thinking like “Oh, this is good.  We need someone else cause the Akumas have been getting worse” and she’s like “How long have you had this?” and Alya’s like “Oh, I just got it like five minutes ago and I HAD to tell you” and Marinette is freaking out because Alya trusted her with this immediately and its been years (?) and she still hasn’t even told Chat her identity and she can’t tell Alya before she tells Chat because that would be breaking his trust but she also can’t NOT tell Alya and so she’s like “Yeah, this is really cool, but I have to be somewhere” and leaves.

So later on she meets up with Chat and is like “Listen, I want us to know each other’s identities” and so Chat is stoked and they’re getting ready when Fox Alya shows up and is like “Hey guys!  I’m Alya–I mean–shit” and so then Adrien starts freaking out because holy shit Alya’s a Miraculous?  And so Marinette is like “Might as well tell you both at once” and de-transforms and Alya is like “Holy shit!  Marinette!  You’re Ladybug?!?!” and then Chat is thrilled because Adrien is super obviously crushing on Marinette lets be real and so he de-transforms while Marinette is telling Alya that she needs to be more careful about her identity and then Alya interrupts with “Holy shit!  Adrien is Chat Noir?” and then Marinette and Adrien aren’t really phased by this because there are more important things to worry about like the fact that Alya is screaming their secret identities from the top of Notre Dame.

So Adrien’s like “Dude, you can’t just tell people your identity.  Its called secret for a reason” and Alya’s not listening like “Marinette, I can’t believe you’ve been fighting crime with Adrien Freaking Agreste for years and you haven’t hooked up yet” and Marinette’s like “To be fair, I only learned that Chat’s Adrien tonight” and Alya’s like “What?  Why?” and they’re like “Cause SECRET IDENTITIES” and so Alya gets all quiet and looks at the ground and Marinette’s like “How many people have you told?” and Alya’s like “Just you!

“…and Nino…

“…and my mom…

“…and my sisters might have caught me taking selfies in my suit earlier…

“…and I might have kind of posted about it on the Ladyblog….”

And Marinette and Adrien totally facepalm and are like “Seriously?”

So Alya deletes the post and makes some April Fools joke about it (even though its, like, July) and nobody really seems to have bought it so everything’s good.

Until a few weeks later when Nino gets the turtle miraculous and shows up for school in costume with an “Adrien!  Dude!  Check it out!  I’m a Ninja Turtle!”

And, of course, Alya transforms because “My costume’s way cooler, right, Marinette?”

And Marinette and Adrien just make eye contact and groan because what horrible things could they have possibly done in a past life to get stuck with these people who clearly don’t understand the importance of Secret Identities?

So I met a rapper tonight called Young Crazy. My roommates are super taken aback that I’ve never heard of him before but I don’t listen to much rap so :v;;; Dude seems chill enough though so it was cool hangin’ out for a while.

Dipped to check out that new Gorillaz track though ‘cause damn that’s my jam 8U

the signs as inspirational adam kent quotes
  • Aries: "My clothes are so wet I feel like I've pissed my pants."
  • Taurus: "Stop trying to get me to understand a bunch of bullshit! I can't deal with you anymore!"
  • Gemini: “You want to be with him? Go. Drop dead."
  • Cancer: “I am being cool. I'm a freaking saint. I don't know anyone else who would be as generous as I am right now."
  • Leo: "I can't believe you. I can't believe you can stand there and treat me like this."
  • Virgo: “Get the hell out of my house, you piece of shit!"
  • Libra: “So now I'm here, pride in the toilet, hoping I can still live in my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriends' bachelor pad, and I want to kill myself.”
  • Scorpio: “I'm just - I'm - SHIT."
  • Sagittarius: “They jumped out at us from behind a bed, which made me nearly piss my pants."
  • Capricorn: “Shit. Shit shit shit."
  • Aquarius: “It's cold and wet and muddy and shitty and I hate this.”
  • Pisces: “I can't believe you'd do this to me. That you would fall for him. What the hell is wrong with you? How sick in the head do you have to be?”

I live pretty close to Area 51, like it’s right over the other side of some nearby mountain and we see a bunch of weird lights every now and then at around the same time of every year we’ve been at this house but last night was so creepy because my dad woke my sister and I up, super freaked out and he took us outside and showed us these lights above our house that were floating still but then moved very fast and there was this noise, that sounded like some type of motor (not a car). It wasn’t until I came back to my room to sleep that I heard the motor type sound again and it was so creepy! Like we all mess around saying getting abducted by aliens would be cool and all but fuck no I’m too scared of that :-(

I Can't Remember
5 Seconds of Summer
I Can't Remember

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5 Seconds Of Summer 

Pretty girl, what’s your name, what’s your number?

I got the keys to my dad’s yellow hummer

There’s a party, you can come if you wanna go tonight, alright see ya later

Wrapped up late, took a minute, but I found my mates

She was there, acting cool, so we made her wait

Was a long couple songs til I headed her way to say, “Damn, you look amazing”

Last night, what a fright, woke up lying next to her

Last night, made a mess, it doesn’t get better than this

Falling from the bar, twenty five texts and we called ‘em off

Must’ve been good, cos I can’t remember

Retraced my steps, searched my phone, tryna figure out

Posting pictures of us streaking past the neighbor’s house

If my boss sees my status he’ll be freaking out

But I don’t care, oh well, he’ll read it later

Last night, what a fright, woke up lying next to her

Last night, made a mess, it doesn’t get better than this

Falling from the bar, twenty five texts and we called ‘em off

Must’ve been good, cos I can’t remember

“Bro, ay, where’s your shirt?”

“Aw, shit”

“What the hell happened last night?”

“I couldn’t hear you say that”

“I need an aspirin, my head is killing me…”

“Who was that girl from last night anyway?”

Pretty girl, got your name, got your number

I’ve lost the keys to my dad’s yellow hummer

Can’t remember how I did it but I got her

Now she’s mine, damn, she’s so amazing

Last night, what a fright, woke up lying next to her

Last night, made a mess, it doesn’t get better than this

Falling from the bar, twenty five texts and we called ‘em off

Must’ve been good, cos I can’t remember

Last night, what a fright (what a fright), woke up lying next to her (lying next to her)

Last night, made a mess (made a mess), doesn’t get better than this (doesn’t get better)

Falling from the bar, twenty five texts and I called ‘em off

Must’ve been good, cos I can’t remember (cos I can’t remember)

Can’t remember (can’t remember)

(can’t remember)

Can’t remember (can’t remember)

(can’t remember)

Can’t remember (can’t remember)

(can’t remember)

Must’ve been good, cause I can’t remember