this hotel internet is so slow

when the semester is over and you get to throw out your schoolwork

when u have shitty internet / everything’s so slow that there’s no point in trying to use it

when u need to level up in a game so u send your character into the flurry

when u send your friend off to watch your favorite TV show

when ur daughter’s baby is part human part vampire and it’s time for them to learn to fly

anonymous asked:

Hows it going lovely?? Could you do an imagine where batsis's boyfriend cheats on her and she's really upset about it and the batboy plot revenge??

Hi! Sorry for the lack of updates today! I went for supper earlier and now I’ve checked at the hotel I’m staying at. The internet speed is pretty slow so updates might be slow too! Rest assured, I will try to finish some of the requests so when I have decent internet, I can post them up! Anyways, thank you for sending in your request! Hope you enjoy!!

Tim blinks a couple of times as he stares at his brothers. All of them have very tight expressions on their faces – except Damian because Tim thinks that’s just his normal expression – and the atmosphere in the room is grim. They rarely have meetings like this – it’s mostly held in the batcave or at the diner, but this is new. Having a meeting with just the four of them in Tim’s old bedroom – which probably means that the subject for the meeting is you.

“Did something happen to Y/N?” Tim finally voices out his concern.

The pen Jason had been holding broke in half as he glowers. Tim’s alert now – if something had happened to you, why wasn’t he told about it? You are in fact his sister too! “Come on, what’s wrong?”

Dick clears his throat, placing a hand on Tim’s shoulder to calm him down. “Nothing too dire.” Dick reassures Tim and he relaxes a bit. Still it concerns him because he had seen how Jason had reacted earlier so even if something dire did not happen, something must still have happened to you.

“Tt.” Damian shuts his book and puts it aside. “Drake, it seems as if that bastard sister has been dating cheated on her.” Jason lets out a string of curses and this time, Dick had to place his hand on Jason’s shoulders instead. “So this meeting is being held because we want to get revenge.”

Tim’s mouth opens and closes before he stares helplessly at his brothers. “But she… Y/N really liked him!” You have talked to him about this boyfriend – ex-boyfriend! – of yours and Tim was so sure you had been really happy and thinking about your last conversation with him, Tim feels the pain in his chest. You had told him then that you thought you may be in love with the man.

“That fucking shit cheated on her and now Y/N’s really upset and she hasn’t been leaving her room at all!” Jason bursts out. The moment Alfred had told him that you had broken up with your boyfriend because he had cheated on you, he had demanded entry to your room but you only told him to leave you alone for the next few days. It’s almost been a week and he hasn’t seen you at all! In fact, none of your brothers have seen you at all.

Damian shakes his head. “Tt.” He crosses his arms. “I am ready to take my sword to that man – he deserves more than what he has caused sister to go through!” He seethes angrily.

Dick shakes his head. “The reason why we are here is because we don’t want to be killing anyone – (“Don’t lump me with everyone!” Jason protests) – Jason, we really don’t want to be killing anyone. I don’t think that’s what Y/N would want.” Even though he shares the same sentiments as Jason, he still doesn’t think they should be killing anyone. That would just make it all too easy for the man who had made you suffer.

“Okay, so, can anyone run me by what the bastard did then?” Tim asks as he takes out his tablet. “I am going to look him up and uncover all of this dirty secrets! We should hit him where it hurts the most.” Tim is typing away on the tablet.

Dick sighs. He had managed to see you that day you returned – in fact, he had been the one to pick you up because you couldn’t drive due to crying too much. “Y/N found out that he only wanted to date because of the name she carries, the benefits she brings and not only that, Y/N also found out that he’s been screwing one of her closest friends because Y/N – in that bastard’s words – would not put out.”

All hell broke loose then. Everyone is just shouting at everyone and Dick is trying his hardest to calm his brothers down and “Damian, don’t you dare bring Goliath out!” and he is just about to lose when the door slams open and you are standing there looking at your brothers in confusion and annoyance.

“You guys are too noisy.” You tell them before walking in. Everyone is staring at you – treating you like glass – and you let out a sigh. “If you guys are planning on plotting revenge, allow me to be in it as well!” You never like being played as a fool and this guy certainly played you like one!

“Sister, are you alright?” Damian asks, approaching you and you place your hand on top of his head, ruffling his hair.

“I am fine now – I was extremely sad and hurt but now, all I have left is just burning anger.” You should have seen it coming really. He had been very interested in a lot of things about your dad’s business, about your own business, events and everything. You should have trusted your instincts better. “So fire away all of your ideas! I want in.”

Jason sends Dick a smirk. “Now you can’t say no to any of this anymore, not if Y/N wants in too.” He throws an arm around your shoulder. “Don’t worry, Y/N – we’ve got your back.”

You smile for the first time since your breakup. “I know and I’m glad for that. Thank you, everyone.”


Just got back from Laver Cup and am exhausted, but OMG, that was the greatest.

A couple of thoughts in writing because my Internet at the hotel is slow, and anyways the pictures I took aren’t as great as all the ones online:

- Had no idea about this when I bought my ticket, but I was right across (albeit at a distance) from the team/player boxes. So half the fun was looking there after each point for everyone’s reactions.

- Speaking of which, Roger really likes jumping up out of his seat. Possibly because he was the only one who didn’t need to conserve energy, but still.

- He also seems likes to talk constantly to the people on either side of him. XD

- And of course cling to Rafa, as documented for the hundredth time this weekend.

- I have never been so excited over Next!Gen tennis…but they were all so lovely, all of them. Frances and Denis made their matches REALLY close. Dominic is a wonderful human being and I’m glad he pulled through with his match at the end.

- Sascha has come so far, maturity-wise, and he has been a gem to watch all weekend…from the great intro he gave Roger last evening, to his match, to how much fun he seems to be having out there.

- At one point in his match he got frustrated, but instead of smashing his racket he threw it in the air and caught in. On the bench Dominic and Roger were laughing at him. XD

- The doubles match ran really late, but everyone on both teams stayed until the end to watch. After everything he said about how nice it’d be to finally support Rafa in a match, he seemed to be having a blast cheering for him. (Even though they lost, but hey.)

- The atmosphere in the building was incredible. Basically this tournament thus far has been everything we’d hoped it would be. And hopefully what they all hoped it would be as well.

Will be back tomorrow for more!

stellaeperditae  asked:

Dan are you worried that this Q&A will ruin your tumblr aesthetic?

D: side note - by far the toughest thing about being on tour was the slow hotel internet. you know when you have internet enough to load facebook and emails but is just too slow to load .gifs? that’s true cruelty. so unfortunately i couldn’t reblog a lot on the road which means my beautiful aesthetic shitposting has been buried under a pile of youtube videos. loading up my queue is a priority when i’m home.

What happens when you mix A Jover Trash, Photoshop Skills, and Boredom.
You get, Clover secretly kissing King Julien while nobody’s watching

I was away for two days, and so I got bored and all that. All that I have with me is my computer, and a very slow hotel internet. So the only thing I could do (other than clean up my phone which is running out of memory space) is open Photopea (an online photoshop-like thing) and well, being the Jover trash I am, I make Clover secretly kiss him behind the scenes of the episode ‘I, Maurice’, as he’s in a coma and everybody has left the room.

More Jover edits like this will come, stay tuned ;)

leviathansoul-jk  asked:

Inspired by my suffering: a prompt. The boys cope with bad hotel internet. Gotta love that slow wi-fi.

Okokok so. 

Hinata is very upset with the hotel wifi; he’s usually had good experiences in hotels, and with the spotty wifi he can’t get a hold of Kenma. He can’t even play the volleyball sim he’d downloaded on his phone! He’s devastated. 

Kageyama is pretty alright, he hardly uses his phone, but when it comes to his usual routine of watching volleyball videos before bed he cries. 

Tsukishima doesn’t really care. He’d brought a book, and he doesn’t usually use his phone except to text Yamaguchi and he didn’t even bring his laptop

Yamaguchi has p bad insomnia, and so when he finds his wifi is shotty, he decides to bother Tsukishima in the room across the hall from him. He texts him and texts him and texts him until he comes over @ 3 am to talk, and he’s the one that has to lull Yamaguchi to sleep. 

Ennoshita is v stressed and with the wifi going out like every two seconds, he’s not able to write to calm himself down. He needs something to calm himself down, something to distract him, because he needs to do something, he’s alone in a strange town, and he can’t focus, he can’t breathe, he’s going to be sick. He doesn’t even have a book or anything with him because he’s only there for a night, he thought he’d be fine with just his laptop, but he isn’t, he’s not. He doesn’t fall asleep that night. 

Tanaka is miserable. He can’t play any games, and he’d planned to Skype Ennoshita and Noya, and it’s boring. He hates it. 

Narita is tempted to leave. Honestly. He can’t watch Netflix, and he’s bored out of his mind. He decides to spend his night using up all his phone data to send snapchats to Ennoshita and Kinoshita, complaining about the lack of wifi; he also sends memes bc why not. And a lot of crying on Tumblr. 

Kinoshita falls asleep as soon as he enters his room, and doesn’t even notice until he wakes up in the morning and sees that he can’t video chat Narita. He’s kinda sad, so he’s quick to check out and get home to him. 

Nishinoya Is about the same as Tanaka; he’d planned to play games and chat online with the meme team and now he can’t. He’s fuckin pissed. 

Asahi isn’t too affected; he’s sad he can’t check his social media, but he figures it’s a good thing to unplug and get to starting that book he’d been meaning to start. 

Does Daichi even know what wifi is???? 

Suga is fuckin’ steaming. He wants to group Skype the Pretty Setter Squad, and watch Netflix (and ok maybe porn), and snapchat everyone and he’s so pissed. Ugh. 

anonymous asked:

Hi friends! I have a quick question for you. A friend of mine is getting top surgery this summer, and I was thinking about making them a post-surgery care package. Problem is, I have no idea what to include, not having gone through major surgery myself, and every time I google it the only thing that shows up is post-mastectomy info geared towards cis women with breast cancer. Do you know of any resources for this or have advice for things you have found people to really need after top surgery?

Zak: That’s a great idea! I’m sure your friend will really appreciate it. Adrian made me a care package before I left for top surgery that I found really helpful. He included pajama pants (your friend will probably be most comfortable lounging around in those for at least the first week post-op), some hand-me-down button down shirts (can’t really pull a shirt over your head the first week), and a tube of mederma scar treatment. Those were all really helpful things. Some other things I really found useful were a wedge pillow (you have to sleep on your back at a slight angle for awhile), a water pitcher with a straw, magazines and books for entertainment (maybe some DVDs too, at least in my case the internet at the hotel was too slow for Netflix), and little snacks like granola bars or almonds. Really the main problems that I had the first week were that I was bored out of my mind, stuck in the hotel, and unable to get comfortable or move around very much. So anything that provides entertainment and helps your friend avoid moving too much is great. 

You know the feel when the internet is running so slowly but you’re like still in complete denial about how slow it actually is that you keep trying to open tabs and look at videos and continue browsing normally as your computer sits on front of you attempting to load a single image and yet you continue to scroll down your dash as though nothing’s wrong when literally the whole thing is blank boxes.