this here is one of my most fave pics of her

Most badass/funny scenes from the Shadowhunter Chronicles + My personal faves

So, I just hit 1000 followers here on Tumblr and to celebrate it I decided to make a positive post for once :D People have been accusing me of being too angsty but what they don’t know is that it fuels my energy. Ahem, here they are

TID: (TFSA/ TBC)

- “James Carstairs! Jem! Where are you, you disloyal bastard?”

- She must be dead if she doesn’t respond to my advances. C'mon Will

- I could kill Will if I really wanted to ( ͡⌐■_-■) - James Carstairs 1878

- “Will smiled the way Lucifer might have smiled, moments before he fell from Heaven.”

- Certified Idiot Debate

- Sophie knocking out Jessamine and Will proposing to her

- The whole cannot fight in a wedding dress convo™ . It’s even a meme lol

- Gideon’s proposal. Cutest thing evah

- You really seem to like that horse!

- Gabriel throwing a shopkeeper out of the window cuz he showed Cecily some nudes inappropriate pics

- Will’s fear of ducks

- Will breeding a species of cannibal ducks

- Will’s proposal

- Tessa not allowing Will to drive. Lmao

- Will naming his son after Jem :D

- “Spoon” - James Herondale 1899

- James Herondale being all emo and dramatic because of Grace. And Jem and Tessa being like: Not this shit again.

- Just Will and Tessa being parents

- Jem making a break for it after meeting his crush Tessa on the bridge. #relatable

- Jem mentioning orgies <- I swear, the whole fandom gasped at this

- Will defying the laws of death to attend the wedding of his OTP. Classic Will

TMI (TFSA/ TBC) :

- I turn myself down occasionally just to keep it interesting

- Jace running down Madison Avenue naked with antlers on his head. Drunk

- Mangoes ™

- Does he normally lie like this on the floor?

- I am pure at heart, it repels the dirt  (◡‿◡✿)

“That you seem to be dating my dad?” Jace shrugged. “You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”
“What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.”  <
-this convo is gold. fight me on this

- Magnus’ voicemail in MBC

- Alec falling down the stairs of Magnus’ apartment. I see a patern. The Lightwoods suck at flirting

- “I am not your bitch” - Alexander Gideon Lightwood 2k14

- Alec murdering Meliorn for kidnapping Magnus. 

- Alec noticing the After Sex Glow! on Jace. Lmao.

- COHF!Alec in general

- Jace healing Jem. My heart  ಥ_ಥ

- The first thing Simon remembers is biting Jace and rolling around with him on the bottom of a boat. That’s not gay. At all.

- Tessa giving Jace the Herondale ring

- Tessa and Jem drugging Simon and Clary. Lmao. Why is no one talking about this?

- George and Simon befriending the rats in the Academy

- Simon becoming a Shadowhunter.  ಥ_ಥ

- Jace teasing Simon about their friendship

TDA:

- Everything Emma says to be honest

- Julian’s speech about love

- Mark putting Tavvy in a bag of sugar because he wanted to be in a bag of sugar. Parenting done right

- Mark’s coat scene.

- Ty sleeping in front of Kit’s room

- Kit caling everyone hot.

- Mark aka Julian on drugs.

- Church’s judgy face  ಠ_ಠ

- Every time Jem mentions Will.  ಥ_ಥ

- I don’t date Trees - Emma Carstairs 2k16

- Kit’s first response to almost being beheaded: Wow, beautiful. 

- Kit being a Herondale

- Emma saying “Sleep my love” 

- Annabel stabbing Malcolm. Lmao. Karma’s bitch. (ʘ‿ʘ✿) <- Annabel

- Emma killing the rider and destroying the Mortal Sword. Slay queen

- Julian’s response to almost dying: Sass. Stop it! That’s Percy Jackson’s job

- Blackthorn’s reunion on the London Institute  ಥ_ಥ

- .。*゚+.*.。 Garbage Fire! .。*゚+.*.。

“And if we don’t have Energy runes, we’ll have to get our energy the old-fashioned way.”
Mark looked puzzled. “Drugs?”

- Julian and Emma throwing shades at Shadowhunter family names

- Julian putting his tongue in Emma’s ear. 

- Emma attacking Diego with fire ants. 

- Livvy hugging her sabers and saying “I missed you so much." 

- Julian’s pseudonym: JuliEn 

- The Pillow scene: #obliviousEmmaisoblivious 

- “ ‘Draw me like one of your French girls.’ 

- Mark talking to the gnome   〃゚ー゚) i’m watching you gnome.

- Kieran’s "How dare you?” after being drugged and Mark’s: “He always falls asleep like that.”

- Dru hiding from everybody to avoid responsibility. Relatable Dru is relatable 

- Kieran and Cristina dancing

-  “ Julian Blackthorn. … who could descend into Hell and come out with the devil himself owing him a favor.” <- Scary and thriling at the same time. I love it

These are all I could remember. Please add more of your own favorites :D

ziam side of tumblr im abt to learn you a thing

sooo we all know our fave disney prince aka zayn malik has SEVERAL tattoos as an ode to his sunshine puppy boy payne right?

the most famous being this beauty

now im a desi woman and here on tumblr we’ve allll talked about mandalas and their significance in pakistani weddings and brides etc. ALL TRUE OFC.

but i was stumped to see how many posts hadnt made this connection

know how zaynie’s got a nose piercing right? and everyone thought oh wow what a cool dude hes so edgy with all the tattoos and now the piercing

mmmm think again

notice one more thing about pakistani brides?

see that giant ass nose ring? yup
now i know what you might think
THAT looks painful (i assure you it isnt)

point being MOST pakistani brides get their noses pierced before their wedding

its a tradition that has been followed in our culture for generations now

my own nose is pierced (im unmarried)

and i shit you not the next day (after getting my nose pierced) when i went to work i was teased the ENTIRE day abt how i really got engaged on the DL or am getting married (i didnt)

only then did i make the connection: OH pakistani women get their noses pierced when they are of age to be married OR are married (more likely)

notice how its on the left side of my nose? (its a selfie so flip it) thats exactly how its done

we legit frown at non-desi ppl when they get it done on the wrong side lol (pls dont come for me)

GETTING BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND:

yup left side of his nose (also proves how someone else took this hot half naked pic lol but nvm)

lets go back to the mandala (yes pls)

the main difference between that tattoo and the mehendi that brides get is the permanence

but fret not thats a big sign for good things in the ziam world

there is this myth or old wives’ tale in my culture that the stronger the colour of a woman’s mehendi (henna) the stronger the love her husband has for her

so basically whenever i used to get mehendi done i’d test my boyfriend lmao

bitch you better love me my hands tell me different

anywho needless to say zaynie didnt half arse it: he got a fucking permanent version of the wedding tattoo

basically his way of saying: you’re tied to me now bitch you better love me forever

i mean why not.

now put it ALLLL together

HES LITERALLY WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A PAKISTANI MARRIED WOMAN

this here is the reason i now fully believe in ziam

i was oblivious to all this but the moment i saw a picture of him with his tattoo and piercing my mind went WAIT A MINUTE

so there you go peeps

its realer than you think

Why I’m so in love with “Camren”

*Bonus - the last part of this post is a must-see

Hi guys!

This is like a Camren Guide. LMAO.

I’m bored so Imma make a post about my favorite and only ship!

So first things first, to those who do not know what Camren is, it’s a ship name for Fifth Harmony’s Lauren Jauregui and former member Camila Cabello. Camila + Lauren = Camren. Look them up on youtube and get acquainted but I suggest you ready yourselves because it’ll suck you in to the bottomless pit of mixed feelings. It’s a fucking rollercoaster ride of emotions so buckle up if you may.

For those who are new in the fandom, Camren is not that much of a hot topic anymore. Knowing that Camila left the group last year. Both went on separate ways now and they’re said to be in bad terms. Plus, Lauren is supposedly dating Ty at this point in time so… But who knows, right? Maybe the people behind them are just creating drama to survive the show business because that’s what makes people keep up. DRAMA.

To my fellow shippers, we will go down with this ship till we hit the bottom. But even so, Imma still hold on because who knows? Maybe the ship will rise back up! Hold on you guys. Our ship is endgame. I repeat, ENDGAME! :D

Look at that! OMG!


So now, I’ll tell you how I discovered this emotion-wrecking ship. I was about to sleep, watching a music channel in my room when their Write On Me musicvid came up. I saw Lauren and I fell in love. Yes, I’m a Lauren girl and I admit that it’s too freaking hard to keep up with her but I just can’t unlove her. WHY?? So then I searched Write On Me on youtube again ‘cause I just can’t get over her. Then I saw a vid on the recommended portion title “Camren - Write On Me”. My curious ass clicked on it and damn! I have never regretted anything in my life. It sucked me in. I love it and at the same time I hate it. Damn, Camren! What have you done to me? Somehow, Camren made me a harmonizer. I support the girls up until now. Even Camila. They have earned a big potion of my heart.

Originally posted by holdme-bytheheart

This lured me in! Such beauty…

Now let’s get on Camren. Imma give you reasons to ship it. 


1. Their background/history

Camila and Lauren are both living in Miami. They both are half Cubans. Camila is half cuban, half mexican while Lauren is half Cuban, half American. They both didn’t know each other’s existence until they tried their luck in joining X Factor. Crazy, right? Both have immediately found solace in each other knowing that they have much similarities. They instantly got close and became each other’s bff in the competition. And little did they know they’re in for a big surprise. They were grouped together! And there came Fifth Harmony. Yay!

Originally posted by camrenpieces

Awwww. Fetus feels. T_T

2. The connection/vibes

“I heard Lauren singing from the booth and I was like damn! That girl could sing. Then I saw her came out and I was like damn! she’s pretty too!”

“When I first Lauren, I was like ‘Hi, I like you shirt!” 

“I don’t feel like I have a type. I feel like when you meet somebody there’s just like an attraction. It’s more like an energy If that makes sense.” - Camila when asked about the characters she’s looking for a guy.

“I feel like it’s not something physical. It’s more about the vibe. Don’t you just feel like when you get in a room with somebody, It’s like grrr (you’re gonna make me very happy)”. - Camila during an interview (2017).


There’s tons of sweet interactions actually.

3. Their staring at each other

Have you ever looked at someone and get lost while staring at them? It’s like you’re looking at the world and feel like you just discovered the secret to genuine happiness. Like your eyes turn into heart shapes but you’re never aware of it. These bitches mastered that.

Originally posted by camillaisanunicorn

Originally posted by mrs-ciclotimica

The most epic look/stare in Camren history. Here you can see Lauren getting lost like she’s in another dimension.

Originally posted by brave-fearless

Camila staring at the world and found genuine happiness. xD

Originally posted by pureheartsaredope

Lauren enjoying Camila’s spoken thoughts. 

Originally posted by allmadein3am

Camila appreciating her girl.

Originally posted by obsessionss

Woops. Someone’s droolin. Lol.

Originally posted by pureheartsaredope

I wish Lauren would stare at me like that. Damn, that girl doesn’t even know I exist. T_T

There’s tons of epic looks and stares I can’t post it all. 


3. Their Indirects.

“Indirects are fun.”-Lauren Jauregui

Bitch, we love it. We’re enjoying it. It’s definitely entertaining. You guys, I think some of their posts/tweets are prolly indirects while some are pure coincidence. I really don’t know how to differentiate. Nevertheless, if they post/tweet the same thought but are not meant to be indirects to each other, then I must conclude they are indeed soulmates. That fucking sameness in wavelength is fucking unreal.

The heck?

Oh, come on!


How weird can they be??

C-R-A-Z-Y!

Oh, and I think you should follow their actions on spotify. They listen to pretty suspicious songs. They even post songs that have weird lyrics and that are low key exposing. Camila makes weird playlists on spotify too and they have meaningful songs. She’s even weirder on spotify. That girl is full of feels.

4.  The Sun and The Moon. Sol y Luna

This one’s pretty trippy ‘cause I’m confused as to which of them is the Sun or the Moon and I know Lucy used to post The Sun and The Moon on tumblr and her instagram too.  But fuck it. Imma make it a Camren thing still. One things for sure though, they both have an obsession with this Sun and Moon thing. :*

This one always blows my mind. Fucking soulmates.

5. Mirroring

OMG! Their mirrorings are definitely a must-see. Are they twins or something? Maybe soulmates? I wish I could find a Lauren to my Camila too. Lmao. They’re sometimes so in sync that it gives me goosebumps. 


6. Camila Cabello 

Yes, Camila Cabello. The girl feeds every Camren shippers delusions like hell. She’s the opposite of Lauren who made it a hobby to kill Camren and break her fans’ heart once in a while. Her hatred for Camren is sometimes so questionable. Like girrrrll! Leave it if it annoys you too much. She’s so defensive about Camren that her actions become suspicious. Meanwhile, Camila freely posts too much suspicious shit. Even her new solo songs and even her whole album which according to her, “The album is really not about boys though….”. We get it Camila. You’re in a glass closet. Don’t you think it’s time to finally break free? ;)

Originally posted by sparkling-and-enchanted

Thanks for sharing, Camz. xD

Originally posted by lilmoncheese

This interview was full of tension. Camila, we know you wanna marry Lauren but can you please tone it down a little bit?? Lol.

Remember her posting this after Lauren “accidentally” liked a Camren pic on Instagram?? Well Camz, it was an accident she’ll never live down now. xD

For me, this post gives it all away. In that quote, Virginia Woolf is a writer who had an affair with someone of the same sex named Vita Sackville-West. Now, why would she post that? And to think it was that time where she’s being distant to her bandmates. Oh Camzi.

There’s also that time when she said “that’s cute” referring to a fan’s Camren phone case.

A post shared by FIFTH HARMONY-CAMREN (@http.camren.otp) on Feb 10, 2017 at 7:45pm PST

Here’s a vid. Hmmmmm???

Also, Camila’s Gender neutrality is freakin’ suspicious. She uses gender neutral pronouns too much. Why can’t she just say he, him, his or she, her, hers? She instead uses they, them, somebody, someone, people. Damn, it frustrates me sometimes! Like what is she really? Gosh!


7. Tha Fans aka The Camren Shippers

What’s an FBI when you got ‘em Camren Shippers?? LMAO. These people notice everything even the girls’ fingernails. I’m not even kidding. These people are so good in making ‘em Camren videos, it’s like they went to Harvard to study film making. Lol. They mastered the art of stalking that even the girls’ very  distant relative or clueless neighbor can’t get away. What can I say? It’s complicated. ;)

Some Camren analyzing videos and blogs make sense while some are far too reaching.

 I’ll give you some links to my fave camren videos. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed55zRm9A-4

^^This one is a long vid showing Camren interaction from January to June 2016. You can see their awkwardness in there. It’ll make you delusional. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qHPdPAk6A

^^ This one is a crack vid by heybooboodaddi, Camren Shippers’ resident comedienne. It’s super hilarious. This one’s the latest crack vid and it hits so much points. It’s kinda exposing Camila.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_E__YMx0gs

^^ A reaction to Booboodaddi’s crack vid. Those people represent me. CaliforniaLuv84 makes hilarious reaction vids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvx9n3KX5tU

^^ If you wanna drown in Camren feels, you better watch this vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJiLH1e326o

^^ You gotta see this too but you gotta prepare lotsa tissues ‘cause yer gonna be Crying in Camren. T_T.

Originally posted by camilamexicubanbooty

Hail ye Camren Shippers! Woooh! :D

Sooo that’s it.

Wait, gonna give you a fucking bonus.

BONUS PART: 

Remember the supposed Camren kiss on Dinah’s snapchat last year which she deleted minutes after? She posted it on snapchat few days before VMAs 2016. Then during the VMAs Camren was a little less awkward. They were standing and sitting next to each other, talking and laughing. They were kinda happy that time. They probably knew it was their last VMAs together so they made the best out of it. Sooo, in that snapchat I don’t think those were bags. I’ll make you guys believe. It’s the most concrete proof that makes me believe that Camren is or was real. Whenever I doubt about Camren, I always go back to this video and get my Camren hopes up.

Here’s the vid.

ispy with my little eyes. ;)

This was the VMAs days after that snapchat!! T_T


Thoughts - I feel like they are aware of the fact that they are so perfect for each other. Dude, that is why they became uncomfortable about it because they acknowledge the fact that it could be real, it could be true.  Because if it were ever real and they didn’t have the chance to make it public, they’ll be stuck thinking how it would feel like being free to show their love for each other, not hiding. They will always have that “what-ifs” until they’re free and get the chance to try it again. If that time comes, they’re free to tell and show the world the truth. Right now, it’s just complicated. So much is on the line. Their careers on top of it all. Who would’ve known they would end up like that? Wow, what a beautiful love story. Let’s give it let’s say 2 or 3 years more. Maybe till then they’ll come through. 

CAMREN IS REAL, BITCHES! Bah Felicia!


(Credits to everyone whom I grabbed those pics, gifs and videos from)

Fic Rec Post #1

I’ve decided to do fic rec posts over hiatus. I’m reading so many fics, and I have about 70 bookmarked, so I thought this would be a good way to help support fan fic writers and give everyone more reading options. I love when other blogs do this, and always mark the fics for later. I read about 99% Malec fics, so that’s what you’ll find here, if otherwise I’ll note it. Look at the ratings and tags on these because I read a lot of Mature fics.Here goes.

The start of a new chapter….  by Tiger_Tiger_Burning_Bright

18,477 words,  1/1 Chapters,  Malec Bookshop AU

My friend @the-burning-tiger is an amazing writer, and you are missing out if you haven’t read any of her fics. You will see many of her awesome fics in my rec posts.

I Waited So Long by pseu_do_nym

13,098 words, 4/4 Chapters, Malec

This is one of my favorites! I’ve read it again and again. Smokin’

In The Sin Bin by otppurefuckingmagic 

246,992 words (yes, really), 18/25 Chapters, Malec Hockey AU

Honestly, if you are in this fandom and you haven’t at least heard of @otppurefuckingmagic‘s ITSB, then I might think you live under a rock. If you haven’t read it, you should. Please don’t be put off by the word count. It is my favorite fic ever and so fucking brilliant, and you should all just read it. (Although I suspect anyone reading this already has, most likely)

Tell Me What You Want, Alexander by Cjblack

46,486 words, 10/10 Chapters, Malec

This fic by @cjblack322 is another one of my favorites. There are Malec dates and Malec sex in many different ways. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever read. I read it again and again. It’s AMAZING and will literally set your body on fire, so there’s that.

I Never Meant to Start a War(but i’m kind of glad I did) by Cjblack

6,624 words, 1/1 Chapters, Malec

Part 2 of Tell Me What You Want, Alexander ^^^ Just as amazing.

Set Me In Motion by lemonoclefox

98,614 words, 15/? Chapters, Malec AU

One of my very favorite writers @lemonoclefox does Chef Alec and Fashion Designer Magnus so well in this fic. I adore it! You will see more from this writer in future fic rec posts for sure.

Something Changed by arandomfan91

24,885 words, 10/10 Chapters, Malec AU but set in SH world

This fic by my lovely friend @malec-on-ice is wonderful. Go watch head of the institute Alec meet Magnus and see if they can get together :) So much fluff and flirty, and what the hell are you doing, just do the thing already.

Possibly I like the Thrill by woodsbane

2,359 words, 1/1 Chapter, Malec

Sex. So much sex. And Magic sex. Done very very very well. Try not to combust.

Bibliophile by dorkberto

1,717 words, 1/1 Chapter, Malec Library AU

If I didn’t have you at LIBRARY AU, then just know that this fic by my friend @dorkberto is wonderful, and features Alec being hung up over Magnus, a regular library patron.You will swoon. I promise.

Play Me Like a Choir by Intangibel(duskbutterfly)

3,322 words, 2/2 Chapters, Malec

My delightful friend, @intangibel is in my opinion, one of the very best writers in this fandom. SO many amazing fics from her, so you’ll see her name again and again on my fic rec posts. This fic is one where Magnus isn’t good at something for once and Alec takes great pleasure in teaching him, making it awkward for Simon, who lives at Magnus’ place. Features one of my fave things ever, a protective Alec. It’s incredible.

A Wild Game by AlyxHavok

1,419, 1/? Chapters, Malec AU

So, my dear friend, @alyxhavok is an incredible writer, with many fics to choose from. This is a new wip and one of my favorite things. The interesting combo of Magnus as a nervous newbie of a company where Alec is a promiscuous CEO. I cannot wait to see where this one goes.

Summer Lovin’ by MuscleMemory

2,606 words,  1/1 Chapter, Malec AU

Another awesome writer and my lovely friend @sfjessii used a pic taken of Matt in the countryside as inspiration for this fic. So much freaking fluff and love. This writer is one of the very best I have ever read at descriptions. Just. So. Damn. Good. Lots of little drabbles that will make your heart burst with happiness. 

You’ll notice that several of these came from prompts by @ladymatt. She thinks of the best prompts!

follow forever.

nobody asked for this, but i wanted to mention some of the people i love following as a way to thank you all for the milestone :) i can’t believe i actually managed to trick so many people into following me. a lot of these blogs aren’t my mutuals, but they’re amazing and i love their content.


writers: @ellieljade [just read everything], @noona-la-la-la [e v e r y t  h i n g], @hobibliophile [i love her stuff], @kainks [ahh!! one of my faves], @jiminniemouse [#blessed], @seokvie [i’m in love with the drabbles], @dailydoseofdia, @war-of-hormoan, @avveh [she only has one story out, but i’m hooked already], @cosykims [i love her vampire!aus, seriously], @syugatae, @sugajpg, @saltyauntsuga [her m/m stuff is great], @the95liner, @protectaetae [her tae story fucked me up], @taehyung-the-baehyung, @kstopping [i just discovered their namjoon/tae one shot, the shit!!!], @drquinzelharleen [jk one shot still haunts me], @holy-jungkook [the angst!!], @baeseoul [i know you all read her stories]m @btsmutimagines, @mindfullofcrazy, @aloneandlovingit, @spellboundsangria, @pjxmin


gifs/graphics/pics: @chimneytaels [cory lane is one of my fav people on this site, everything about her blog is amazing, i love her], @fykimtaehyung, @taetaebts, @yoonmin, @chimcheroo, @kths, @justonetae, @jminies, @bwiseoks, @fy-seokjin, @fyeahbangtaned, @namjoonholic, @hob-e [this is the most positive blog ever, her tags make my day], @yourdailytaehyung, @yourdailyjhope, @dearjunghoseok, @bangtanbanchan, @yoongbeans, @yoonmin, @jeonity, @taeguk, @vmn, @kthmyg, @aestaetically, @agustae, @booptae, @saltysugabts [amazing!], @bangbangbangtanx, @sweaterpawsjimin


blogs that crack me up: @gigglybts, @bts420, @bang-tan, @nastybangtan, @jimin-problems, @yourpinkpill


bts blogs:  @bts4554543, @allforbts, @theyarebangtan, @bangtan, @fyeahbangtaned [one of the most helpful people on here and doesn’t spread false info], @bts-trans, @ksjknj, @fykimtae, @fykook, @allbtsvideos


my boos and nice people that weren’t mentioned above@jeonstrash [one of my fav people in the world], @chetsnut [♡], @annebeatrice, @jungkooksbaggypants, @chanyeolspoutyface, @millie-ionaire05, @yousaybieberisaybiersack, @jungkookfortunekookies, @rainchim, @saltminyoongi


once again, thank you for blessing my feed with your content! ♡

anonymous asked:

Which webcomics do you read and like? (if you read them of course)

DO I READ WEBCOMICS?!? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? I don’t think anyone can be a good comic artist if they don’t read a billion comics. I feel like this list is just a fraction of good online comics out there, and I’m sure I’ve forgotten some really good ones, but without further ado, here’s:

~ARIEL’S ENORMOUS WEBCOMIC REC LIST~

Brainchild by Suzanne Geary

I’m so proud to have Brainchild as Witchy’s sister comic because it is SO AMAZING!!! Please read Brainchild if you like coming of age comics, cool mutants, mysterious powers and cute girls dating. Even if those aren’t usually your thing you should still check Brainchild out because Suzanne’s execution of the entire thing is fantastic! I’m so excited to see where it goes. Suzanne has a fantastic grip on colour and her panelling is always beautiful.

Knights Errant: Pavane by Jennifer Doyle

Knights Errant: Pavane is actually a reboot of the original, but let me tell you it is a reboot that WORKS. Jen is a fantastic storyteller and the pacing of Pavane compared to KE is amazing, and I’ve immediately been drawn into the world. Read if you like chivalry, political intrigue and queer knights! Jen’s pages always have this perfect balance to them, and I feel like they get the most out of every panel. 

Best Friends Forever by Mickey Quinn

If there is someone that really knows how to write a good character drama, it’s Mickey. BFF has been running for a couple of years and I swear every update leaves me crying and kicking the wall in sad, horny frustration. Recently BFF has switched from a traditional webcomic format to more of a serial, heavily illustrated story, but that doesn’t make it any less gripping. It deals with the fine line between intimate friendship and romance, sexuality, and all that other good high school drama stuff. It’s also incredibly stylish and cool!

HERO by Hwei

I’m pretty sure Hero is the comic on this list that I’ve been following the longest, and for good reason. I don’t think any comic has ever made me feel sadness and yearning as strongly as Hero has. The dialogue and prose is beautiful, as are the illustrations, and Hwei draws fantastic page layouts. The first time I discovered it I stayed up till 3 am reading it, and it still has a lot of sentimental value to me. This was one of the first comics I read that really made me want to work in comics.

Raedus by Yossra El Said

Yossra is a fantastic artist and I wish more people read her comic! She has such a great sense of colour that immerses me in the world so well. It’s still relatively early on, but the story follows two children and a mysterious man who can commune with the spirits of a long gone civilization, and it’s super intriguing. 

(I’m sorry I had to stop inserting pics here bc the post would be WAY too long and also it was eating up my day)

This Is Not Fiction by Nikki

TINF has travelled so far since I started reading it; back when it was a little high school collab project on Smackjeeves. Nikki has such a unique art style it’s such a joy to see what she does with her pages! It has another high school setting but is unlike any high school story I’ve read, where the main characters hunt down a mysterious author named Sydney Morgan. 

H&J by G.C Houle

H&J is a super stylish murder-mystery type comic where the two main characters, Helvetica and John, run a slapdash private investigation agency. The writing is hilarious, fun, and engaging and I am in love with Helvetica.

Kill Six Billion Demons by Orbitaldropkick

I only read KSBD last week but I was immediately hooked. It has the most beautifully, intricately detailed art I’ve ever seen, great colour, and some SUPER interesting world building elements based on indian and other deities. It’s just super dynamic and interesting and you should read if you love a good blood bath (conversely, avoid if you’re feint of heart. also warning because the first few pages have a bit of sexual cohersion)

Hotblood by Toril

GAY WESTERN ROMANCE WITH CENTAURS? how can anyone say no. Hotblood has a great sense of atmosphere, probably because of Toril’s nuanced colouring and the balance of slow and fast pacing. It’s rare in webcomics that there are just pages that give the audience time to breathe, and I really appreciate that in Hotblood.

Arboreta by Kara A

Another comic that’s still in early stages, Arboreta has begun with a beautiful slow pace reminiscent of a ghibli film. I love that it takes the time to linger on the little details of life and nature. 

Agents of the Realm by Mildred Louis

I have a weakness for magical girl stories, and Agents of the Realm is super promising. It has all the good stuff; magical amulets, scary monsters and weird and mysterious mentors, but at the same time feels more grounded in reality because of the down-to-earthedness of the characters.

Bouletcorp by Boulet

Boulet’s comics are weekly strips, but on a whole other level to what I’ve seen before. Most of it is slice of life stuff, but then he’ll knock you out of the park with a huge strip that keeps you scrolling for minutes, about a man who adventures down into the center of the earth. You never quite know what to expect when Boulet updates, apart from the fact that it’ll be amazing.

Balderdash! by Victoria Grace Elliot 

Do you like slice of life comics about witches and female friendships? then you should read Balderdash! It has a super cute art and some beautiful world building ideas, and a headstrong main character who just wants to bake.

Monster Pop! by Maya Kern

Another slice of life comic with some really great character development. I’m super invested in the lives and relationships of this cool, diverse cast of interesting monsters and humans. A lot of well executed queer relationships!

Nimona by Noelle Stevenson

Nimona just finished up and I recommend that everyone give it a read. It’s just an all around good comic. Great writing, great art, and some really sweet and unexpected character interactions. It subverts a lot of Hero/Villain tropes.

TJ & Amal by E.K. Weaver

TJ & Amal is another comic that finished recently and it was so, so amazing. I had been reading it from the very beginning and while I hated to see it go, it ended wonderfully. It is seriously one of the most subtle and wonderful comics out there, and E.K. Weaver has such a knack for small character details. I don’t know what you’re doing if you don’t read this comic!

Cucumber Quest by Gigi D.G.

If you’re into comics and you’re not reading Cucumber Quest hurry up!! do it now!!! It’s one of my favourites and has amazing art, hilarious writing and reminds me of my my favourite nintendo game so it feels cozy and comfortable and nostalgic to read. If you’ve ever played the Mario & Luigi RPGs or the Paper Mario games, I can bet that you’ll love this comic.

Octopus Pie by Meredith Gran

Another one of my faves, another one of those “how are you not reading this if you say you like comics” kind of comics. There are a lot of stories about young people living in New York but I want to say this is the best of them. Super hilarious when it wants to be, super poignant when it wants to be, the story about the mysterious visitor legit made me cry. One of the few things where I care about the straight characters smooching.

So SORRY this turned into a colossal post, I hope everyone who’s interested in broadening their comic horizons will take a look! each comic here is gold.

Realistic back to school tips

So, it’s this time of year again where we go back to school and as we do so, we exchange our tips & tricks with others (seriously one of my fave things ever!).

Now yes, you guessed it, I’m about to do the same.

I’ve seen quit a few of these around, but most of them seem to predict that we (as studyblrs) are organised people (I mean most are indeed, or at least we try to be) and let’s just say I’m not the most productive person in the world, I rarely study during summer or pretty much do anything school related at all during the break (not too happy about it, I hope to get a lot more organised this year!). So here’s a list of things I plan to do during the back to school season and therefore have decided to share them with the internet and you, lovely people :) 

  • get my sleeping schedule at least slightly back on track

I seriously envy all who are able to maintain a somewhat normal sleep schedule during summer, I somehow always end up finding myself going to bed at 2am and waking up at 11. now i’m not really gonna do anything too drastic, that’s kind of impossible, but here’s what i plan on doing: for 3-5 days before the first day of school, i will try to go to bed at least a bit earlier, and also wake up a bit earlier. This doesn’t mean i’ll go to bed at 11pm the first night of doing this, but instead of 2am, i’ll aim for 1am of even 12.30. In the morning i’ll try to get up at 9.30 instead of 11 and so on until 1st day of school, when i have to wake up at 7.

  •  only buying the necessities 

Oh god how i know i won’t be able to do this but i really will try to not buy every single cute notebook/pen/pencil case/planner/binder/… i see because chances are, i will not need it. i will only buy the things i know for sure i need (a binder for each class, filler paper, everything else i stil have from the previous year) (and maybe like, 3 cute sticky notes sets to have for flat lay pics) and then at the first lecture hopefully the teacher will tell us what we will actually need and if i don’t already own it, i will buy it.

  • getting a planner

One of the few productivity things that I’ve sworn by for years are planners. I’ve ordered mine from Aliexpress and it’s yet to come, i have not idea what i’ll do if it’s not here by the time i star school but let’s not think about that right now. Planner is the most essential thing of a productive person, it helps you so so so much with being organised and keeping track of things. Similarly you could use a bullet journal and just combine the two, but i prefer to have them separated. You could also DIY a planner, if you wanted, one of my classmates did it last year and it’s great because you can customise it to your exact needs. Need a page for each day? No problem. Want a yearly overview? There it is. How about a page each month for random scribbles? Why not! 

  • going through the textbook

I am definitely (sadly) not the kind of person, who is able to finish a whole chapter on their own before school even starts, but what i will try to do (as soon as i get my textbooks) is look at the chapter titles and maybe read their summaries. It will give me a glimpse/an overview of what i can expect in that chapter, without actually having to do notes/study it.

  • knowing my timetable/schedule

I hope i am not the only person, who usually still doesn’t know her schedule by, like, mid - January and basically just follows her classmates around all day? I mean i usually know which classes are on which day but I don’t bother with the order? Well, to not be completely lost on the first day/the first week, i will download my schedule on my phone, maybe even save it as my background to have an easy access to it at any time.

  • get to know the people in my classes

This year will be the first time when not there will be a different group of people foe each different class i take (just the way our school system is, i can make a whole new post explaining it, if anyone’s interested), so there’s obviously gonna be people i don’t know. I consider myself an introvert, so meeting new peoople is usually more stressful that anything else because i tend to try to be likeable, and friendly but i kinda can get awkward real fast :’)

So what i will do, is add the people in advance (on various social media) and even if I don’t end up talking to them, by looking at their posts i can maybe get a glimpse of what they like and bring ta up in a conversation. For instance if someone posts a lot of sport related pictures, i can ask them about their favourite sport/sports person…

  • not stress as much

I stress over the simplest, most non-important things. “Should the green binder be for chem or English? The blue for french or history?”… I really want to gain the ability to make decisions faster and more easily. Hopefully I will also be more organised this year and won’t stress about all the assignments that much. Then again, I’m starting the IB so I’m not too sure about that :’)

So this is it for my “realistic” back to school tips aka what i plan on doing. I hope you find at least some useful, if you have any to add,I’d love to read them :)

xoxo, Katie

sugahobiie  asked:

as a b1a4 supremacist, what do you think one should do to get to know them? i only recently kind of got into them because i didnt really know them until sandeul released his solo album

that’s CNU, btw, used to invent long hair before nuest ren or seventeen jeonghan.

also used to rock hipster glasses before it was cool. kang daniel the shoulder gangster? idk her. it’s CNU.

anyway.

where should i start? BUT a major note to take about B1A4 is they went from this:


(RIP FASHUN)

to this:


hallelujah. read more here.

listen, friend, i go way back with B1A4. i literally cried watching this subbed video lmaooo skip to 43:40.

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Youtuber AU Headcanons

(Lowkey inspired by a post by @whizzerbrowne who brought the idea to my attention and it has since dominated my brain). Let’s just get started:

(This got way too long, yikes. I had to include a read more line)

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Fic Recs for Naruto

@youre-my-boi-micool here ya go dude! <3

NOTE: Most of these pics are Sakura-centric, multi-saku shippy, or dark. I’ll make sure to include TWs that I can remember for as many as possible. We’ll start with authors first. I’ll also include tumblrs that I know for them. They’re all great. 

And these are just my favorites! There’s bound to be so many more out there! So keep an eye out, and feel free to add your own favorites. 

I need a cut desperately at this point. 

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anonymous asked:

Can you explain how you know the baby isn't real? I don't know who to believe

well for starters she was never pregnant

fake bump in one picture (this is halloween so around 7 months-ish)

and would you look at that it suddenly vanishes in another picture taken the same day:

you can see it’s her arm wrapped around her stomach which would still be noticeably huge if she was actually pregnant:

this picture below would have been when she was nearly 9 months pregnant. notice how there’s no bump. my food baby is bigger than her stomach.

also here’s how we know for sure the christmas pic is from this year 1 2 3 4 5 6

this picture below would have been taken like at least a couple of weeks before the christmas pic:

so where did the bump magically vanish to?

and i know there’s an argument that she was pregnant earlier than they announced and then gave birth before christmas but that makes no sense because then she’d be WAY bigger here (speaking of which … WHY THE HELL WAS A RANDOM NON CELEBRITY PAPPED?):

and here (this is mid-september):

hilariously they gave her a new bigger bump THE NEXT DAY after we all pointed out how weirdly low and small the fake bump she had was in the pic above.

it’s also interesting to note how she made sure to cover her stomach during the initial pap pictures pre ‘pregnancy’ so we’d have nothing to compare her ‘pregnant’ stomach too:

the only pics we have of her with a bump are either borrowed OR she’s wearing a fake bump. We don’t have a single picture where you can 100% see it’s a real bump and also see that it’s her (all those pics have the head cut off).

borrowed bump 1:

which is actually mommy blogger amber fillerup

and borrowed bump 2:

another conveniently headless picture of ‘briana’ that is most likely is cousin ashley’s friend who did give birth late last year:

also check out these hilarious pap pics in which it’s obvious she’s wearing a fake bump improperly:

a real pregnant stomach doesn’t just abruptly end that high. compare it to the pictures of cousin ashley’s pregnant friend above. briana looks like she shoved a basketball inside her shirt.

how it should look:

vs this:

which was taken less than a week before she ‘gave birth’ which like … 

anyway she also had a nose job (and likely lip fillers) which you absolutely CANNOT do when you’re pregnant (and in fact is not allowed until 6 months after giving birth)

now let’s compare the pictures of her leaving the hospital after ‘giving birth’ with those of women who have actually given birth:

not to mention there’s no way in hell anyone who had just given birth would be wearing heels and super tight pants immediately after giving birth:

^ from faux-id

^ from @someonethatsfunny

let’s look at the actual baby. or rather, babies because they’re all different (the baby goes from very small to GIGANTIC renesmee style):

what’s interesting is that all the babies also have different ears. while it’s normal for the top of the ear to change shape a bit right after birth (due to the tight squeeze of going through the birth canal), the actual inner structures of the ear/the earlobe DO NOT SUDDENLY CHANGE SHAPE, SIZE, AND DIMENSIONS:

but here are my fave pics. while they have also used at least 1 or 2 real babies, they’ve used dolls too (notice in addition to them all ‘sleeping’ and looking distinctly lifeless they have different faces as well).

briana’s reborn:

louis’ doll:

(you can literally see that it’s a doll - it’s reflecting sunlight and also what baby just lies there like that while the sun is directly in their face and keeps sleeping?)

and my personal favourite picture - the fake plastic feet that are undeniably that of a doll rather than an actual child:

now why on earth would they do all of that if there was a real baby?

so tl;dr - she was never pregnant, louis never slept with her, there are real babies involved in this mess but they are not ‘freddie’ as there is no one singular freddie.

Homecoming Surprise

Originally posted by soaimagines

Juice gif because it fits the story and it’s my fave and we need happy Juice. A little idea that came to me last night, even though I’m trying to get two other pics done. What is life. Anyway, hope y'all enjoy! Complete Juice fluff.

Juice was exhausted. The run to Tacoma was not only completely insane, but he missed his Old Lady like crazy. All he wanted to do after he’d finished up at the club was go home to her and not emerge from the house again until she had been well and truly shown how much he’d missed her.
Arriving home, Juice hadn’t expected to be accompanied by three of the Tacoma charter members. But that was the situation, and he unlocked the door, wondering where his wife was when she appeared suddenly, jumping into his arms, legs wrapped around his middle.
Her lips pressed firmly against his, and for a moment, he forgot there were three bikers walking in behind him.
Wrapping his arms around her middle, he kissed her, his roughened hands against her smooth skin.
Juice’s eyes suddenly opened, his Mrs still kissing him. He gazed down, seeing nothing but bare skin, the only thing covering her being a pair of pretty, lacy panties, and his body.
“Babe,” Juice tried, not wanting to pull away and expose her to his brothers.
“Babe, you gotta- Babe,” he got out between kisses, but she seemed just as keen to show how much she’d missed him.
Juice chuckled a little as she trailed hot kisses down his neck.
“Babe, you gotta stop.”
“What’s wrong?” She looked up at him, before she caught sight of the audience behind her, her eyes widening.
“OH GOD!”
She leapt down, hiding behind Juice’s body. Grabbing at his kutte, she pushed herself against him, tugging him in the direction of the hallway.
Juice walked with her, shielding as much of her as he could. Looking over at the guys, his expression hardened, seeing them ogling his wife.
“Guys! Seriously!”
The members begrudgingly looked away.
Once she was out of sight, she turned and ran down the hall, shutting herself in their bedroom.
“Sweetheart, it’s alright.” Juice spoke softly, sitting next to her on the bed, stroking her hair as she freaked out underneath the covers.
“I’m so sorry, Juice! I didn’t even hear more bikes, I was just so excited to have you home! I wanted to surprise you.”
“I know, and it was a great surprise. I shoulda called ahead, I was just so tired and couldn’t wait to see you. I’m sorry.”
She pulled back the covers, eyes teary and cheeks a deep red.
“It’s okay. You know how I am.” She said, sitting up and giving him a kiss on the cheek.
He did know. She liked keeping their love life private. Juice liked it too. There wasn’t a whole lot of his life that the club wasn’t privy too, and he cherished the few things that he could keep to himself.
“How long will they be here?”
“Couple of days. Most of the charter came home with us. Couldn’t fit them all at the clubhouse, so we all had to adopt a few each.”
She chuckled, and Juice was glad she didn’t feel as scared anymore.
A thought popped into his head, and he moved from the bed, a confused look on her face.
“Just let me get a few things sorted out there. Then it’s just gonna be you and me.” He smiled.
She was still confused, but smiled back.
He left, closing the door behind him, and walked into the living room.

***

“Pack a bag, baby.”
“What?”
Juice opened the closet, pulling down their overnight bags. He tossed one over to her, opening drawers and pulling out clothes.
“Where are we going?” She asked, following suit and opening her drawers.
“No, not that dress, the flowery one. And you’ll need those pretty black heels, as well.” Juice replied, heading for their ensuite bathroom.
“Juan Carlos, are you going to tell me what on Earth is going on?” He heard her call as he grabbed their toiletries.
Juice came back into the bedroom, walking over to her. He put the toiletries on the bed, cupping her face with one hand and pulling her close with the other.
“I got the whole weekend off. And since we don’t have the house to ourselves as I planned, I’m taking you to a hotel. We’re gonna spend the weekend there, and I’m gonna take you out somewhere nice for dinner. We can stay in bed, watch movies, order room service or pizza or whatever the hell you want.”
Her eyes glazed with tears, and she hugged him tight.
“Are you sure?” She asked, her voice muffled against his chest.
“I’ve been wanting to take you away somewhere for a long while. Seems like we’ve been given the perfect opportunity.”
She let out a shriek of joy, turning to start packing again.
He grinned, loving being the one to make her so happy.

***

“Alright, you guys can eat whatever is in the cupboards and fridge, watch Netflix, whatever, just make sure you clean up after yourselves.“ Juice said to the guys, who had already made themselves at home in the couch.
“Come on, babe, they’ll look after everything.” She said, grabbing his arm, Juice following her outside
“I promise, if they make a mess, I’ll go through the house and clean it, top to bottom.” She added in a sultry tone, closing the door behind them.
“In your underwear?” Juice half-jokingly asked, making her laugh.
“Sure thing, in my underwear.”
“You have no idea how hot that is.” Juice smiled, pressing her against the car door.
“God, it has been way too long.” She giggled.
Juice moaned in agreement, pulling himself away from her before things got too publicly heated.
Putting the bags in the boot of their car, he hopped in the driver’s seat, driving away to their little piece of paradise for the next few days.
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OTP!!

I was tagged by @squaddreamcourt to do my top 10 OTPs of all time, and I am about to be a huge disappointment because I know I won’t be able to come up with 10. 

I feel like I should be choosy because of the “Of All Time” thing but the thing is I didn’t discover what fandom was until like 6 years ago. (which sounds like a long time but I’m 27) and SJM is the first fandom I have really joined so I didn’t really dwell on couples for a long time. 

Anywaaayys

**Edit: I realize now how much I am exposing my nerd side. Don’t you judge me

**This is in no particular order, also, several of these ships are D E A D. 

Exhibit A

1. Rumbelle- Once Upon a Time

I am obligated to put them as number one because they got me into Fandom™. First time I read smut. Actual reason why I joined Tumblr. Problem. This show grew steadily… into an actual dumpster fire from which there is no return. (Sorry everyone who likes it still, lol where are y’all)  Also this ship evolved from Beauty and the Beast to “RUN BELLE, RUN” thanks to the actual worst TV writers ever and that’s a hard list to crack. Moffat exists. BUT this ship had… the best…. smut you guys. I can’t even. Describe. When this fandom is like “wow guys maybe tone down the sex” I just sort of… smile. This fandom is so tame and vanilla you have no idea. //end rant. (Disclaimer: everyone has a right to whatever fandom experience they would like. You do you, friends)

2. Doctor x Rose- Doctor Who

Remember when Davies wrote Who and the world was good? Remember when Moffat didn’t annihilate any and all concern for the characters by having every single episode end in a Deus Ex Machina? Remember when I wasn’t salty? I mean honestly, when even Matt Smith and my love for Eleven are not enough to save me from rolling my eyes towards the end of his season, there’s a problem. Anyways that had nothing at all to do with this ship but they were great. (you know, for the most part. Shipped them before I knew what shipping was)

3. Cullen x Inquisitor- Dragon Age: Inquisition

(can’t find a smaller pic lol I ain’t even mad)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s got a problematic history and he’s the golden boy blah blah blah. But would you look at this face? I’m not kicking him out of bed. And, me, someone who started this series by playing DAI (and was wayyyy confused let me tell you), walked up to this Loaf and flirted and he was like “ uh-uh.. I- uh.. gotta go! *cannot compute pretty girl flirting with me*” and I was like… well I’m sold. Haters gonna hate this boy is so sweet. 11/10 would romance 3 more times (She says, as she currently romances him, again) Also, quality fic. And quality nsfw art. Like 👌 👌 👌

4. Alarkling- The Grisha Trilogy

This is a prime example of a pairing that I can’t get over even though I thought the series as a whole was mehhhhhhhhh. Catch me complaining about the deus ex machina at the end here too. Their dynamic was just too much for words. And the Darkling was so effing awful while also being a painfully real examination of what immortality would actually look like. I cried a L O T when he died. Also can we talk about the startling lack of fic out there for these two?? The slow burn fic in which Mal stays dead and Alina keeps her powers like we all wanted and these two develop a fucked up, problematic, but ultimately heart wrenching and angst filled love is waiting to be written and here I am, waiting.

5. Helnik AND Kanej- Six of Crows. No, I can’t pick. And no, you can’t make me 😝

Both of these ships are just… so pure. The purest. Leigh if you think I will ever forgive you for the end of Crooked Kingdom, you are dreaming. I, admittedly, haven’t read a whole lot of fic for either of these two. But, I haven’t encountered much fic that really falls under my purview. I want to know what kanej are up to now. And what awesome things helnik is doing TOGETHER. AS A HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLE. 

6. Rowaelin AND Elorcan….and Manorian- Throne of Glass. Second verse, same as the first.

These three are tied and you can fight me. “Why don’t you just make them 6, 7, and 8, respectively?” Because fuck you, that’s why. I read the exact same proportion of fic for each and they are all my babies. No one better kill my babies. Sarah.

7. Nessian- Acotar

I mean, hello. I will say, I have been trying to dial it back a little on these two because I am worried that by the time their novel comes out that I will have read so much fic that I’ll doom myself. But it’s Cassian (AKA husband) and Nesta (AKA problematic fave), I don’t need to explain this to you.

Honorable mention: 

Mal x Inara- Firefly

“Why didn’t you put them as number 8? You clearly had room” Well the thing is, I thought of them last minute and I loved them back when but I also haven’t done a whole lot about it. Well, I think I may have read part of one fic. Really, this makes me want to go look them up on AO3 because I was really damn sad at the way that Serenity ended. Damn you, Fox.

I’m tagging @catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks @paperbacktrash @rowaelinsmut @aedicn @nessiansmut @readinglikewildfire if you would like! obviously you don’t have to get as into it as I did, It’s late and I was bored lol

anonymous asked:

LETS TALK ABT RONAN MOTHERTRUCKING LYNCH MY BBY

friend LETS here we fucking go

• okay one he’s actually such a nice person?? like he’s an asshole but a good asshole. and he tries so hard to be terrible but REALLY he’s just a flower of a person he’s so wonderful I want to kiss his nose

• I’m gonna tell u rn that I’m trying super hard for this to be only about ronan but i just woke up and wrote a pynch smut and ronan is so fucking gay he js so fucking!!! gay. i might not be able to help elaborating on that. so. warning.

• he loves so fiercely?? the entire gang is in love with eachother but he adores them! SO MUCh

• he dreams up fucking magical ass lotion for adam’s hands. he’s that gay

• ‘im always straight’ ‘oh, man, thats the biggest lie you’ve ever told’ oh my GOD they are so gay!!! they are so gay.and adam doesn’t even really know it yet poor bby

• HE DREAMS GANSEY THE PIG! admittedly he had to dream the pig bc he sort of stole it and wrecked it and needed to get it back bc it’s 90% of gansey’s heart, but still. he dreamt gansey his car back.

• he dreams gansey epipens and cures for stings oh my jeepers

• !!!!chainsaw. he loves her so fucking much. “the raven in his hands was his heart, finally laid bare” fucking. my smol bird mom. he dreams up a baby raven and names her after a fucking powertool.and he googles how/when to feed her and sneaks her into school to do so (i v strongly fuck with this. when i was in middle school idid the same thing with a kitten)

• he’s actually so chill with noah being dead. like at first he grieves but then he’s just. hey do u want to go street racing w me.

• the barns. literally “ronan loved it so much. he nearly couldn’t bear it. He wanted to destroy something.”

• he’ll do anything for his friends

• pushing adam in the shopping cart?? and looking “profoundly happy” after they crash and almost die. rip to my heart

• and then he and adam taking turns dragging eachother in a dolly behind the car? wtf

• he hates phones?? he despises them??? ronan what made u this way

• “don’t fucking swear” I love him

• WHEN THEYRE IN THE BOAT and the boys are feeling bad about not jumping into the water and ronan fucking rubs his shaved head and is like 'i didn’t want to mess up my hair’ he’s so shitty

• he found his father after being beaten to death with a tire iron :( and before that he was so much happier and carefree :( bby :( :(:(

• HE LOVES ADAM SO MUCH rip in peace to me

• THE MURDER SQUASH SONG

• he sends gansey a pic of his dick with an Irish flag tied to it?? is this what boys do I don’t really think it is??

• HE USED TO COMPETE IN IRISH SINGING/DANCING COMPETITIONS ???

• he nearly faints everytime adam’s accent slips out (which is v often)

• he makes adam a fucking mixtape with the murder squash song and it’s labeled on one side PARRISH’S HONDAYOTA ALONE TIME and on the other A SHITBOX SINGALONG like imagine how long he spent on that he must’ve been so proud of himself

• again. he made adam a fucking mixtape

• oh another note. he calls adams car the hondayota. did u catch that

• he has a secret handshake with his little brother

• when he holds blue so tightly in that cave and presses his cheek into her shoulder

• AND THEN HE GIVES HER THE ONLY LIGHT! knowing he’ll be waiting by himself in the darkness. not knowing if she’ll even come back wow what a nice thing for an asshole to do :’-))

• he convinces some jesus lady to lie about a tax assessment to help adam!! he goes to church every sunday but it’s ok to sin for his friends :):):))

• he thinks gasoline tastes sexy what the fuck he’s so problematic

• he has the worst taste in music I feel so bad for him he is the WORST

• ’[Adam] realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.’ Let me LIVE

• he shows affection by throwing his friends out windows

• 'kisses in the palms of hands’ HELP

• he spends many hours watching videos of baby animals on youtube. this is confirmed and the world is a better place.

• WHEN NOAHS ALL :-( AND HE WRITES “REMEMBERED”

• spends $900 on a tattoo solely to piss of his brother?? what a dick

• “adam Parrish lived in an apartment above the office of St. Agnes Catholic Church, a fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of Ronan’s worship into one downtown block.” !!!gay

• “I am being perfectly fucking civil.” !!!oh my goodness !! he sucks he sucks so much

• his fucking sex dream of adam and kavinsky only gets to them fucking touching his tattoo before he can’t handle it. so fucking gay

• he thinks of adam as his second secret oh my GOD

• he’s so apathetically rude and has the worst sense of humor :// my fave

• he is such a boy HIS ROOM DOOR IS COVERED IN SPEEDING TICKETS

• he is so endlessly loyal and loves so fiercely oh my go d

• he tries to make a ramp to make his car go in the air like some fucking monster truck show what an IDIOT

• HE LOVES MEMES

• he calls blue 'maggot’ THATS SO FUCKING SWEET

• he’s so touched that his friends bury a body w/ him

• so gay. wow

• he holds baby mice to his cheek!! and has his friends pass it around!!! and then he ruins it by being sucky bc he just needs to be an asshole :/ ronan love yourself

• ilove him so much i need to stop rn!! ronan sucks! !! he sucks

alvocado  asked:

Tell me abt the batkids' social media accounts

TIME FOR ME TO BLAB 

Dick Grayson: social media confuses dick tbh so he sticks to instagram only, sometimes snapchat if he wants to send dumb pics to the family. he’s so insta-famous. boy either knows his angles or he doesnt have a bad one bc DAMN he gets a lot of emoji usage in his comments if u catch my drift (the fire, tongue, and and 100% emoji’s bein the bulk of it) but also dick is the one to post really embarrassing ‘throwback thursday!’ pictures of the fam and (usually tim) just comments ‘please delete this’ and dick never does. Honestly dick’s instagram account is just a nice fun time. he runs the kind of instagram account that makes you wanna bring this boy to dinner so you and ur mom can drool over how good ur taste in dude’s are…….jason however 

Jason Todd: jason has a vine, an instagram, and a twitter. on his instagram is selfies taken with angles that should make him look awful but never do. theyre usually kinda blurry (adds to the aesthetic) and sometimes there’s blood on him, his clothes, his phone, but don’t worry about it. jason loooooves taking bad candids of the boys, he’s the only one who’s taken a bad pic of dick. for the girls however, he takes amazing candid shots and labels them ‘queen of the household’ for cass or ‘fucker in charge of you fucking fucks’ for kori. for the boys he captions them ‘for sale- $25′ or ‘pic of a pile of dirt i saw lmao’ his twitter is just him bitching about missions that go wrong and or @-ing people who vauge about him, his most replayed vine is when him, roy, and kori were dancing to ‘bitch betta have my money’ while throwing around a hundred dollar bills. its everyones ‘squad goals’ 

Tim Drake: tim’s here for the memes and to post self deprecating humor like the rest of us. he has a tumblr, instagram, twitter, snapchat, (and a secret reddit account dont judge the boy he made it when he was fourteen he barely goes on anymore) tim’s twitter started out as business only but after a few too many all nighters it turned into a surreal account that’ll post shit like ‘justice leauge no mercy run’ and then post details about the wayne charity foundation. (jason faved the justice leauge no mercy run tweet tho) his least favorite meme is when people call him the ‘Jerry of the Wayne Family’ which resulted in him changing his bio to ‘if anyone I’m Ben and also offended.’ Stephanie @’s him at least one a week with ‘hi jim!’ 

Damian Wayne: Damian has an art blog, an instagram, and a snapchat he’ll use sometimes and that is it because he refuses to partake in these frivolous websites but also people need to see his pets. he posts so many pics of titus, alfred, and bat-cow and everyone is in love with them. sometimes he’ll post really aesthetic pics of his work space and some of his drawings. his account is actually the most organized of the entire families. his favorite post is when he made a drawing composed of stick figures and then set it on fire and captioned it ‘when your family keeps asking you to draw them’ 

Stephanie Brown: Stephanie is so good with instagram, she posts delicious looking food, amazing selfies, pics of her hanging with her girls, pictures of her teasing the boys, it’s great. she’ll also post those cool edits like ‘if he puts his hands on you, rip them off’ and ‘pro-cats, anti-catcalls’ (selina reposted that on her account tbh) she also has snapchats and an inside meme her and the family play is ‘where’s tim?’ and then see who’s the fastest to locate where tim fell asleep. 

Cassandra Cain: Her insta is all black and white, barely any captions, if any it’s like one word or an emoji. takes really good candids of the family, will post videos of herself training with loud rap in the background. basically a bad bitch without ever having to do anything but be herself. her snapchat’s a mess though it’s just bad videos of stuff she sees around the Manor. so like sometimes it’s tim watching netflix, dick cartwheeling just because, jason sneaking in to help alfred with dinner, and one time she caught bruce right when he woke up and was in his dad robe and slippers while he muttered ‘please don’t tell me that’s the sun’ while cass was filming him. he then went back to bed. rest easy bruce

@ascendedivination - replying here for pics!



So I know I messaged you saying it was a card I struggle with too. See for me it kinda feels… bland tbh. Like I think there are cards in the Minor Arcana that address the relationship and partnership aspect of the card better - mainly the 2 of Cups. You mentioned the “choice” aspect, but that’s another meaning I’ve never really seen in the card. The Angel up in the card has always made this card have a predestined feel to me - if it’s showing marriage, it’s an arranged wedding. This card feels like 2 unknown energies thrown together and kind of forced to try to make it work. And with the card pairing up with The Devil down the line … well, it’s got a doomed for failure vibe to me. It doesn’t seem like partnership, it seems like compromise - which by definition, means each side is giving something up. This is a relationship based on loss and martyrdom. If there IS choice in this matter? It’s the choice to go into something blind and vulnerable to make an overbearing third party happy. Not my fave card and I’m not gonna be convincing anyone to love it tbh! Not with the RWS meaning at least …


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Fairy Lights Tarot takes the choice aspect RIGHT outta the picture by giving us cupid and his bow - these lovers dance because they are actually compelled to. I’ve actually always had this feeling with this iteration that the girl is actually stone - and the little fairy pierced to her will become stone as well if he doesn’t break free! He’s enamoured with her through the delusion caused by the arrow and the bits of sun touching his wings are the last ties he has left to Life. I have it in my head that the spell will be complete at sundown, that’s all the time left for his escape. If he can’t free himself, they will be stuck in their dance eternally.


Still not too positive…


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Ok NOW we’re talking. Shadowscapes is the most lovey romantic deck I could think of, and the only one that feels the way I WANT The Lovers to feel. They do seem like they chose each other, against all odds love won in this card. He gives up his crown for her, and she chooses nothing but him. This card is the end of every romantic movie out there, the big climax where their love triumphs over every obstacle. It’s a rare Perfect Moment in a broken world. If you want to heal your relationship with The Lovers, step into the heartspace of these lovebirds and be forever disappointed by any other iteration of the card you come across. Because of just HOW perfect this card is though, if I ever pull it, I know I need to really be present in the moment I’m in, because this energy is fleeting!



Archeon Tarot carries a similar vibe - love against all odds, with the Angel falling for the human amidst the flames. There’s that element of sacrifice in both of these cards, but truly voluntary, unlike the forced vibe of RWS. These may be characters who are blinded by love, but they are choosing from the heart (boom, I’ve got the choice tie finally lol!).

okay right the last thing i wrote was bordering on angst so i just wanted to talk about how much the gang all love each other so fricking much.

- so it takes a few alien invasions for them to fully gel as a group but once they do they are (and i don’t use this term lightly) SQUAD GOALS

-  their groupchat, called the ludicrous care bears, is the best thing in the world, non-stop alien memes, weird questions from charlie, and approximately 8336 pictures of Ram for any reaction image you could ever want

- they definitely use this groupchat to live text each other commentary on each day’s episode of love island or whatever trashy reality tv show Charlie got them hooked on with the excuse that they’re teaching him about human culture (camilla is their fave obvs) 

- sunday is group hang out day, they watch films (most sci-fi films are banned because Tanya wouldn’t stop pointing at random aliens and asking Charlie if he knew them), or April will (try to) teach them how to knit or they’ll bake something (really Matteusz bakes and the rest of them try to eat the batter and throw flour at the others)

- Ram sometimes has to miss out because he has football so they others spam him with pics and messages telling him all the fun he’s missing out on (they’re just kidding, they always make sure to save him anything they make)

- when they find out that Charlie had never had a proper kid’s birthday they throw him one and insist on playing stupid party games like musical chairs and pass the parcel

- Tanya accidentally let’s slip that she never learned how to ride a bike because she was too busy being a tiny brainiac to learn how when she was little so they spend a full weekend teaching her (the first day is spent just getting her on the bike

- Ram was always the popular kid and people liked him but none of them knew him and Tanya had friends a few years below but they all thought of her as the weird smart kid. Ever since the thing with April’s dad everyone was afraid to get too close to her and Matteusz was always the new kid from another country (and charlie is just a disaster) so really they’re all each other’s first real best friends


call all of this stupid unnecessary, unrealistic fluff (it totally is) but i don’t care it was fun to write