Had you seen her today you might know how it feels to be struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight! Had you been there today you might also have known how your world may be changed in just one burst of light! And what was right seems wrong and what was wrong seems right!
Yo but can you read the voice request post in Revali's voice? In all seriousness though, it's unfortunate. However I want to thank you for what you've done in terms of all this fanservice! As someone who hasn't been able to play Breath of the Wild yet, you take full credit for Revali being my favorite character, possibly in all of Zelda. So, thank you a ton my dude!
To be honest, this can be viewed as a blessing; being unable to rely on #BOTW requests to ‘coast my celebrity status’ means I have to work harder on landing new roles so that there’s other options for people to pick from.
THAT’S RIGHT, ASSHOLES; IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT THAT NOW I HAVE TO GO AND BOOK MORE GIGS. THANKS A LOT.