this has too many tags

at this point I genuinely do not believe that the Rogue POTUS staff twitter is real. 

Some of the national park ones seem real (in the sense that they were started by genuine staffers and then handed over to scientists/environmentalists in other countries who can be trusted to keep the secrets of who founded the accounts while still continuing in the spirit of them and sending out real info), but the POTUS staff one has too many tells of a troll account. 

the #triggered tag is a troll tag, and they aren’t providing any externally verifiable info, unlike other alt/rogue accounts. 

so i was watching sky high (the greatest disney channel movie ever made tbqh) and heres a superhero au

  • bitty is fast but not like the flash fast. he moves in graceful motions, usually with the arms. hence baking quickly. less focus, more poetic. the same way he is one the ice.
  • jack has super strength but like duh. he can be kinda clumsy about it and gets mad embarrassed but mostly hes pretty good w it. works out a lot. rad bob has it too.
  • parse duplicates. i was torn between that and power negation so basically imagine 17 kent parsons telling you you cant breathe fire.
  • rans and holtz thought they had no powers until they met. turns out they fuze into a giant dude, steven universe style. anyone who makes a m*latto joke gets to find out firsthand what a double strength punch feels like
  • shitty has the power of charisma. everyone loves him so nobody wants to fight him. he could easily use this for world domination but he usually just gets free guac at chipotle. (but it sure does help in the law field)
  • lardo is gadgets + costumes. this might seem like a lame job but really they wouldnt be where they are today without her. plus like, shes basically batman.
  • nursey can freeze time. its really hard to do, and especially hard if hes trying to freeze only one person, so he usually settles for just slowing time/people. he also has the power to calm people.
  • dex explodes. like a fucking grenade. and then he sort of snaps back together. very helpful in battle, but dont sneak up on him.
  • chowder turns into a shark
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I kinda wish Ratchet was able to clean up his act…. 

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From The Desk Of…

Go read this amazing, well written and beautifully executed story that will steal your heart from the get go.

The pictures above are my humble way of saying thank you to the wonderful writers @fictorium @bridgetteirish

ok one of my favorite things about cartinelli fanfic is how everyone lowkey agrees dottie actually isn’t a bad person anymore. she’s like if any of us were in the fic, rooting for peggy and angie to finally bang. i love this fandom

Under Appreciated Lines in Hetalia: Paint It, White!

Iceland: “Oh skit… what the cripes!


France: "Everybody knows I’ve got the biggest-”

England: “-nobody asked you, cheesy monkey!”


England: “…You feel like a horse’s ass!”


China: “Suck ball! I knew fortune cookie this morning was full of bad luck!”


Poland: “Why are you look at me like that with the no eyes?”


Switzlerand: [Permanant Neutrality Border]


Japan: “No likey” (said like ‘rikey’)


Tony: “Because I don’t do dubs!”


Japan: “Germany! I’m sorry; I touched you. But if we fight sporadically we will only end up defeated”

Germany: “Must kill!”


England: “Double-O-Ninja!”


Narrator: “Britain. A former pirate, but now a rather effeminate, yet gentlemanly empire with a plethora of rain. France is a longtime acquaintance he’s often found bickering with for bickering’s sake. However, in their heart of hearts, they love each other. Sexually”


America: “…When humans think the word hospitality, they all think about me because I know how to have a good time!”


Germany: There is no crying in alien warfare!


America: “I’m happy to see you, hands! We’re going to have so much fun!”


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ᴜɴᴄʜᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ 4 → ʙɪᴋᴇʀ ꜱᴋɪɴꜱ

𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙴𝚕 𝙳𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚘 
𝖯𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾: 𝖱𝖺𝖿𝖾 𝖠𝖽𝗅𝖾𝗋

A Glass Heart

I just have a lot of feelings and headcanons about Young Viktor. Also the way he looked at Yuuri in episode 9 - he’s so in love it kills me.

When Viktor was seven he found a picture of a samurai. It was an advert in a magazine for some film he was far too young to see but even now, he remembered how fascinated he was by the main actor. He was beautiful with long hair and narrow features. From the moment he saw it, Viktor knew when he got older he would grow his hair out the exact same way. Then he’d be just as beautiful as the man in the picture. He remembered telling his mother his plan, excitedly waving the magazine in her face but all she did was throw it in the bin. Viktor never spoke to her about his hair again.

After the samurai incident, his relationship with his mother was never quite the same. She was constantly suspicious of his interests, forever showing him pictures of female models in magazines and quizzing him on them. Viktor could admit that the women were beautiful and for his mother that always seemed enough. But it wasn’t enough for Viktor. At fourteen he had almost the same length hair as his beloved samurai but he was yet to find someone he found as beautiful. While all the boys in his class were chasing after girls in skirts that were far too short as they wore more makeup than a clown, Viktor was infatuated with his Russian Literature teacher. He can’t remember his name anymore but he can still remember that he was tall, with dark eyes and even darker hair. Viktor can also remember how he spent far too many lessons fantasising about how it would feel to be pressed between that body and the hardwood desk in front of him. His knowledge of Russian literature has never recovered. It was on one of those days when Viktor noticed a picture of a figure skater on the desk he so badly wanted to be fucked on. As soon as he got home he asked his mother for money and visited an ice rink for the first time in his life.

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under the starry sky i sing my love for you


“And look - that’s the Little Dipper.”

“Where?” Yuuri squinted his eyes at the sky, shuffling about on the blanket they were laying on. Viktor was pointing somewhere up in the sky, at a patch of stars, that twinkled above them, but the more Yuuri squinted, less he could see what Victor was getting at.

Viktor shook in laughter by his side. “There.” His hand, cold and rough, grasped Yuuri’s and started drawing shapes in the sky until Yuuri saw sense in them.

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Lee is a complex man.

Every single time I see a vine by Thomas Sanders I think to myself:

Him. That one. He needs to be a Disney prince. It’s his destiny. He has been chosen. Someone call the mouse and tell him the search is over.

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@dirkjohnweek Day 2 - Au day!!

I will be the first to admit everytime that i’m garbage at dialogue. i think it might also be physically impossible for me to not draw these two sassing each other some way or another. Anyway, this is like, a really specific alphaswap!au, where john meets a doomed dirk turned sprite. it goes about as well as expected.